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Worshiping is like having sex, the position you take doesn't matter in as much as you enjoy it.

What else can I say? But trust me Some people will see this article as supporting atheism, and that is why I am here to read their defense.

going skin diving is an experience worth having only tempered with its consequences.

that you didn't cum inside is not a tenable excuse in this court, that you went diving without your safety gears is proof positive of guilt.

D&C is not an option?
congratulations!

Do invite us to the naming ceremony.

HardMirror:
seen a girl take pictures of peppersoup and beer a guy bought for her and uploading it online. Sure that was how daniella okeke and toke makinwa started now they most show off everything about them online. I am 100% sure. Know all her valauables (cloths, shoes, bags, just from instagram)

hahahahahahahaha
you sef, why you dey put eye for person things.

i have forgotten if i have an instagram account.

i guess some people are suffering from Anorexia sociale (a social disorder characterized by a low self esteem, fear of not getting enough likes, a strong desire to always be online and be followed on social media)

that is one of the reasons i switched from facebook to nairaland, because people will think i am envious or jealous if i say my mind, which op has helped me do in this case.

Ramos16:
Alright, thanks I appreciate, yes I noticed I had not indicated the price earlier.

Now I just wonder where one will find a veteran super biker

it's not hard, walk up to any super biker you chance to meet and start a conversation you will be surprise.
if you live in a major city that should not be a challenge.

Ramos16:
Well, it is not as if I have an option here, I am in between getting a car or a bike, and I think the bike is the better option for me and my bank account, not sure what you will say an average Nigerian life is, but I feel I can take it up. I just need guidance that is all.

I am not doing this for fun, I need it for accessibility to work, even though I feel I will get lots of fun in riding.

ok.
start practicing with a regular bike in the meantime, that should be easier and cheaper and the learning curve won't be that sharp when you switch to a super bike.

good luck riding with the wind.


ps:
you updated the price to be #250,000 that should be a 600cc bike, get a veteran super biker to help you assess it before you buy.

Ramos16:
I was looking at options online where I can learn to ride, they are so darn expensive, one says 10,000 naira for an hour.

super bike lifestyle is not for the average person in Nigeria.

aside the initial cost of the bike, the gears, accessories, and maintenance cost will break the bank account of an average Nigerian.
if you are not financially ready look for another alternative.

Readonee35L:
Is there a street legal bike with up to 6000cc.
I think he meant 600cc

i know i have not seen a street legal bike of 6000cc but since he said it, well all things are possible.
600cc is ok, but he still needs to do warm up with a 50cc bike

i think 6000cc is too powerful a bike for a beginner.
my opinion though

I just noticed a blind assumption, that APC is the enemy of IPOB, making IPOB a political party, albeit not registered as such, since APC as a political party can only oppose another political party.

This is interesting, a PDP chieftain finally admits PDP administration, albeit Obasanjo's, mis-governed Nigeria for eight years.

I am here to read the answers able IPOBians will give.

Intrepidj

I bet most of the commenters didn't watch the video clip, your topic was highly biased, Quest didn't do what you said.

I watched the clip like twice trying to see if his touching his nose was because of stinky smell from the OAPs but no, it was just one of those things we do to kill awkward moments when in the midst of strangers.

Besides Quest did a good job polishing our national image in that short clip.

And if you watch Quest regularly on CNN, you would have noticed that that facial expression is his trademark, should I say very sarcastic or disdainful.

kpakpandoN:
After several years of waiting for God’s promise to be fulfilled, Sarah sat down one day, had a long thinking session, and came up with an alternative plan which she presented to Abraham, and He accepted it. She had been barren for several years and was now obviously tired of being in that state; hence, she decided to give Hagar, one of her slaves, to her husband hoping to get a child through this arrangement. How mistaken she was! Sarah’s experience has a lot to teach contemporary Christians. When God is leading you in a certain direction, or if He has made a promise to you, any contrary opinion or alternative is borne out of impatience, doubt or unbelief. It’s when people can no longer wait for God’s plan that they come up with their own alternatives. One lesson from this story is that man’s alternative charts a new course for you, which can take you completely out of God’s original plan.

Just like Abraham and Sarah, many people have come up with alternatives that have landed them at destinations they never expected. But for God’s patience and mercy, the step Abraham and Sarah took was enough to derail from God’s original course. The reason why the Holy Spirit says in Proverbs 3:5-6 that you should subordinate your plans under God’s will is so that He can guide you along His original plan for your life. Believe it or not, God has a plan for your life (Jeremiah 1:4-5). If you follow this plan, you will definitely obey God’s word and remain in His will. God’s word never negates His will for your life (James 1:18). The question is, “Are you still in God’s plan?”

To keep within God’s will, you must be filled with His word and His Spirit, prayerful, watchful, thankful and humble. Why? The natural man within you will always come up with alternatives to God’s perfect plan for your life. You need to be watchful because some alternatives may look like the original plan, but in essence, they are miles apart. If you will access God’s perfect plan for your life, then you must leave no space for the flesh or the devil to give you an alternative. You must trust, rely on and completely depend upon God. God’s choice is always the safe choice. For this reason Proverbs 29:25b says,
“… but whoso putteth his trust in the LORD shall be safe.”

If you depend on God 99% and leave 1% for an alternative, that is enough to derail you. Never rely on what you think you know or your assessment of the situation. No matter how brilliant your ideas may be, God has something better. Bring your plans before God’s searchlight and let Him tell you if it’s okay or not.
Written by Pastor E.A. Adeboye.

The is the same arrangement Rachel and Leah used to give Jacob more children that are counted among the 12 tribes of Israel but see the derogatory words to used to describe Hagar's maid.

Why were the children of Jacob by his maids counted as sons of inheritance and Ishmael was not?

How biased can it get?

MrsAdadinmma:
Before I continue I would love to address some issues arising from this thread.

I mentioned specifically that this thread is meant for the ladies I wonder what all the men I saw here came doing!

Hello dear man you are allowed to read if that will please you but commenting is not just cool!
This thread is just for my ladies! I want to have a heart to heart talk with them!


I am new to this platform, am more familiar with facebook so with time I will be able to adjust to the audience here. For those that felt insulted by my replies, you asked for it! No apologies, but if you insist then inbox me and I will consider apologising!




Ok! Here we go with the second part!





WHAT THE MAN REALLY IS.

From the story of Taiye and Kehinde you'd notice that the male has been made to ACT so as to be accepted as a man but is that what he truly is? NO! The man is an emotional being, yeah weird as it may sound that's the true. He wants to express his thoughts but is always afraid of the negative response he will get so he rather hold that thought to himself unlike the woman who was trained into shielding her thoughts and emotions.



Any man just like you babe wishes to be pampered but will never make it known because the SOCIETY will see him as weak. Once a man is being seen as weak it pricks his ego. An ego he has toiled many years to build and because he don't want such to happen he keeps his wishes, dreams, thoughts and emotions to himself so that he will be SEEN as a MAN. But that is not who he truly is! He is a human being just like you who loves praises, care, and petting. A man can cry! He got tears in him but the society have made him seem a block who should not cry as the woman do. The man wishes he can cry. These are things I have learnt from men I interview over the years of my profession.



Whenever I counsel men, I penetrate their psychology (My book will show you how I do this) make them feel at ease with me and make them see me the way they see their fellow men. This I do by deflating their ego subtly and before long you'll see him get all emotional and speak openly things he felt is not right for his to say. Over a hundred men have cried before me during a counseling session so I know what am saying when I tell you that men are not really what they seem. It only takes you to master the art of penetrating his psychology and gently deflate his ego and you'd see the man behind the mask. You've got a role to play sister!



I will love you to connect with me on facebook by liking my page https://m.facebook.com/Guaranteed-guide-to-get-him-commited-814337722054396/?ref=bookmarks

For each of you that like the page you will be added to a closed group where I will guide step by step to getting your man committed to you!

So don't forget to like the page if you are interested in the coaching classes that will be holding in the closed group.
PS: you liking the page is your password to be added to the closed group as I won't want to get anyone who is not interested added to some group.

Peace! I remain Dr Adadinmma


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I just checked to read the feedbacks but it's like everything moved to the closed user group.
So I comment my reserve.

Sia nsu anem ke iko Mbakara (because lying is sweeter in english language).

bamasite:
Is this your own theory or there is a movement you belong to that propounded this theory?
It sounds interesting somehow.....

Just my theory of things.

If we look at the creation story without religious colouration, it is not different than what we are seeing now with robots.

If the Bible, for instance, says, "a day before God is like a thousand years," I won't be wrong to say it took 6000 years to create a man that was "good" with intelligence, freewill and could procreate.
6000 years from now, what/how would our robots look like?
I can see a robot with conscience.

Looking at this list, from wintersnow's comment,
I - Robot
Transcendence
Morgan
Ex machina
Robo cop
Terminator
Avatar
Matrix,
It is very obvious where we are heading.

the world, as we have it today, once upon a time was science fiction.

Imagine a world, at old age you are given a choice to either transfer your consciousness into a robot or die with it.

wintersnow:
Bro they can never be "self aware"..its just impossible

That is exactly what the doubters Said when telephone was invented ("Talk all you want no one will hear you at the other end of the phone line"

Probably the same thing some gods said when man was created.

bamasite:
Abeg guy tell us more....what religion is that from....I think that piques my interest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyr5LWXTRHQ

Whatever religion you subscribe to, start with its creation story.

Why was man created?
Why was man given freewill and acquired knowledge?
Why is man creating robot and giving it AI?

Can you see a pattern?

Category1:
I can't wally understood why discrok are misfortune be the best, prophet TB josh acumen the aoral combust and occasionally are being adhered .

Exactly, you spoke my mind.


To add to that, using persecution as excuse to leave Nigeria is a very weak excuse.

Remind him that Israel has about 2% Christian population, so if it's persecution it won't go away but will only take a different shape and colour.
Israeli government may only be looking at the tourist potential his ministry will bring to them.

This is actually what happened to the gods when they created man.

We are coming of age and very soon the cycle will complete and restart.

Must marriage always be the destination, even when neither the guy nor the lady is ready for or interested in marriage?

Sex can be a destination in itself.

I expect him to realize that destroying this party is not in his interest but that is the way he is being used before now. He was the one who killed the APP, ANPP and now he is starting again the PDP.

With such antecedents you still brought him to manage your party?

Meaning PDP used him to destroy those opposition parties then, now because it's your turn you are crying foul?

Relax, what goes around comes around.

asuustrike2009:
I knew you would ask this question relating to the sons of men but you forgot that the sons of men had to take human form to have sex. Latter they changed to spirits but weren't allowed to enter heaven instead there were casted on earth. The Holy Spirit can't have sex with a physical being same with other spirits because Yahweh made it so. In reality it's physical intercourse that can lead to procreation but Yahweh prove scientists wrong during Jesus birth. Had it being there was physical sex, Jesus would have being a sinner like every other being on the earth.

That belief was a decision of a council of men at nicea not Yahweh. Research on the role played by Eusebius in the formation of Christian belief as we have it.

Digressing to that will derail the thread.

Jesus was not the only person born as a result of a God - woman relationship.
In other ancient religion and culture such is a common occurrence.

asuustrike2009:
You're definitely wrong because spirits don't sleep with physical being. That had to come in form of flesh to operate not physical being

Hahahahahahahahaha

You can't be serious, can you?

Meaning the Bible lied when it said the "sons of God" took the daughters of men to wife, right?

Or the "sons of God" referred to were physical beings, were they?

I know it's religiously outrageous for the Christian mind to imagine God or holy spirit having sex with Mary.

If God would not obey the laws of procreation he made by sexing or inseminating a woman, why didn't he drop Jesus from the blue?

I hope you can see the cyclic nature of the argument: if the sons of God were physical beings to be able to sex the daughters of men, God by extension would be a physical being to impregnate Mary.

asuustrike2009:
The Holy Spirit wasn't in union marriage with Mary. The Holy Spirit manifested himself upon her for her to conceive

And I won't be wrong if I say that was premarital sex or artificial insemination.

Besides the man is most times "upon" the woman during Coitus.

asuustrike2009:
Jesus case was a unique one because he was conceived by the Holy Spirit. It was already prophesied that he will be born by a virgin that's all

Put that in perspective, was the Holy Spirit in marriage union with Mary?
Short and simple.

Can you see yourself, sounding like a Christian apologist?
Name calling is not a virtue.

Chillext:
how can it be picture perfect when you're viewing it from a chinko device

You missed what I meant, that a food is picture perfect does not mean it would be tasty.

I hope you understand me now.

Yes I am using a Chinko device, HTC M7.

Hahahahahahahaha

It's not the best jollof because it is not picture perfect, right?

The best way to deal with reality is having a bigger than life fantasy.