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Abeg carry this scam comot here.

First, I can see hair on her head. When you have brain surgery they access through the skull, which means hair must be shaved.
Second, to numb you from pain as they cut the skull open they first administer anaesthesia and test your receptors for sign of consciousness.
Third, they will never start the surgery unless they were first reassured that you have lost consciousness.
Fourth, consciousness is needed for the auditory and mental recall to play notes.

This video was packaged for people in Africa.

Okwori12:
This is so sad for a country Nigeria. There should be a programme or package for the widow and the kids of Nigeria army and others left behind. I blame those who are joining the army and forces in a country like this. And is high time the army, police and other know that the civilian is not their enemy but the government are. I rather not have any job at all that go and die for a ... Click to continue Reading

The glamour and elitism attached to military rule as well the "above law" and indiscriminate abuse of civilians added to the myth of rapid progress through coup and ascension to power.....all these made military attractive in past.

Going forward and with creation of regional security network the abuse of citizens by army will definitely go away, also military rulership is no longer an appeal and with increasing volatility in peace and war necessitating a soldier going to battlefront will vastly reduce interest and level the plain.

This should be no brainer!

No one should have to be told that saliva contain enzymes and bacteria that if hibernated in pussy can result in irritations and cross infections.

Similarly that pussy fluid inside mouth can damage gum tissues over time and compromise dental root.

Pussy get hin own fluid and it flows naturally. If woman is turned on the pussy wets and lubricates, no need for any external aid. The man must learn how to turn on woman, not introduce artificial aids.

Everything is now lumped under Nigeria.

Almajiri is not Nigerian problem, it is not Nigerian culture....in fact Nigeria has no culture!

It is Arewa problem.

Yujin:
Lol. I guess this your suggestion is a temporary one to avoid re-looting by the present politicians. What's your long term solution to it? Division of the contraption will go a long way to solving the problem.

I do not want to create distraction from the topic. Suggestions for a solution will need a new thread, but Im sure several of those exist in Nairaland already.

On this matter we can regard US and Bloomberg as whistleblower.

If they had not made this backdoor conversion public who would ever know that Buhari converted the money to another thief called Bagudu?

I wonder how many such backdoor theft and conversion had happened....or are earmarked to happen in future?

Malami is from Kebbi, and he is front, back, left, right and center in this money repatriation and reward to his governor in Kebbi State.

The money should not be returned at all. Keep it there where it is.

aljharem:
very correct

The politicians use our looted funds to educate their children abroad.

We need US and Europeans to intervene in the best practical manner by retaining the loot and converting it to education endowment. We have many bright scholars from poor background and they struggle just to complete education here in their country. In Nairaland here we witness many times students crying for help to pay school.

Foreign countries can help, give exceptionally gifted children a bright future in an enabling environment abroad.

Mods please put this thread in front page and stick it up.

PlayerMeji:
How can a Kafayat be running a church in Osun the epicenter of Yoruba Muslims activities in Nigeria.

Na scam from the beginning

Pastor Kafayat is the exact opposite of Alhaja Suzanne.

Waytolife:
Pls I have a question, am not trying to be rude but just inquisitive, if I decide not to join in prostrating, what will happen? Will i be arrested or cursed?

Nothing will happen if you do not but I guarantee if this was a foreign king you will never even bother to query the tradition.

Until he has closed Sambisa border with Tchad, this dude is wasting peoples time!

LegendHero:
It’s really sad and it made my heart ache that someone from Plateau which is non-existent in all metrics of human prowess in this dubious entity called Nigeria will even dare to compare to the Yorubas.

Lugard no go die well. I was looking at the archive of amalgamation on the British newspaper archive (The Guardian), and I see how Lagos & Ibadan axis was developed up to the extent that Lugard had to write back to the Queen that the stretch of that part of Nigeria is a heritage the British should hold on to because we have the highest prospect in British colony after India. ( I lost the archive, I will search for it and upload here).

The North was a bad investment for the colonialist and they had no choice that to merge the profitable south with the dry North and yet in this age and time, a nobody from Plateau without any generational success is talking to the Yorubas this way.

I got hold of another of the other papers on the Amalgamation, example below.
The below is an extract from Guardian on 20 Jan 1913 on the discussion about amalgamation of Nigeria.
"Speaking particularly of Western Nigeria, Mr. Morel described Lagos as the future Bombay of West Africa. He told of great native cities scattered about in Western Nigeria. In no other part of Africa, he said, were there such numerous and large centers of population. Some had more than 100,000 inhabitants, others from 40,000 to 50,000."

To understand the above better. Do you see that he used the word "Great native cities"? He represented Benin (in the 3rd Image below) with the word "Villages" and even the whole population of Benin district is 150000 while just one of the western cities had 100,000 inhabitants with the rest scattered around in great cities.

Those fool will be shouting about how Nigeria developed Lagos without knowing Lagos was great before the entity Nigeria decided to make use of its glory.

E no go better for Lugard walahi!

Bro,
Ive been searching web all day trying to find something good out of Jos Plateau. Im tired and about to give up. Its a blank!

Beside terror and bloodshed there is nothing the Plateau people have achieved.

They killed Ibos in 1945
They have been at war fulani for decades.

Look, only three things put plateau on map, and Yoruba is one of the three. The indigenes are drunks. From day till dark na burukutu them go drink, zero accomplishment.

Yakubu Gowon
Prof. Ajakaiye
Tin mining.
Lobatan! The only good things ever came out of plateau.

As recent as 1960 their fathers were still trapping and barbecuing baboons. Awon were!

Yoruba put plateau on world map!

Action Needed
US, UK, Switzerland & Others with possession of money looted by Nigerian politicians and military officers.

Request
Do not return the loot to Nigeria. It will be re-looted or wasted.

Invest the loot in your respective countries as a scholarship fund and attract bright specially talented school children in Nigeria into your universities as beneficiaries of the fund. Target students from SS1 to first degree graduates.

Tobrasky:
Lol you guys are very good at concocting statistics, however outdated or outlandishly exaggerated... I give that to you, the million dollar question is, why aren't the Yorubas pushing for a separate country where they can harness all their natural talents and potential? cause the socio-political facts on ground, have proven that your people seem more content with the "One Nigeria" project, and seem to asslick and second fiddle to a Hausa/Fulani power bloc that one might consider inferior in nearly all indices of human endeavors to the Yoruba ethnic nationality. No ethnic group in Nigeria is more vociferously opposed to Igbos when they push for separation from that entity calles Nigeria. Anytime Biafra is mentioned or discussed any where especially on social media among Igbos, majority of people who without been invited chip in their unwanted opinions and insults... are mostly from your tribe... it's literally an anathema that baffles the mind at these point, cause I would expect the Yoruba with all their massive human and natural resources to want out of Nigeria more than any group... Except of course something doesn't add up.

If we can convince Ibo to vacate Yorubaland and return to village I guarantee you we will soon pull out.

The Ibo question is hard to resolve after our independence. We'd love to first fix that before we leave Nigeria.

Soon as you return home you go see how quick we pack comot Nigeria.

LegendHero:
What the f*ck is the meaning of Land to land. Are you mentally okay?

I don't like basing my talks on hearsay. It is better with Statistics where each person's fact can be ascertained.

By IGR, GDP, Poverty index, no of Industries, The Yorubas outshine Plateau/MB/North.

Read this UNDP report:
http://hdr.undp.org/sites/default/files/hdr_2018_nigeria_finalfinalx3.pdf

Check the first 10 list in the Multi-dimensional Poverty Index (MPI) and its Components ( UNDP report ) and it features mostly Yoruba states. Plateau is in the 27th position and you com here to compare yourself with us. Such a depravity!


Now lets compare one by one because you have toyed with the wrong people. Tell me one metrics where Plateau/MB/North leads:
Number Industries
IT sector participation
Banking and Finance
FinTech
Security
Intellectual property
Economy
IGR
GDP
Education
Poverty Rate
Unemployment Rate
Entertainment
International Recognition
Number of Professors
Best Universities
Middle class percentage
Foreign Direct Investment
Prosperity index
Nollywood highest gross movies

Legend,
I wonder where Lugard grave is located. I want to review his resume with him and see if he truly was qualified mentally and in spirit to be a Governor-General and preside over the formation of any sovereingty anywhere in the world.

I can look at people that use a phrase like "land to land" and Im further convinced that in many ways Lugard was a failure. He lacked capacity for identifying different species of mammals...and keeping them apart.

Im certain Charles Darwin would never have mixed a superior human race that Yoruba is with beastly species of the jungle.

FarahAideed:
I hope you are are aware that no youruba governor has been able to provide potable pipeborne water for it's citizens till date and yet you believe they can produce electricity for you ?

Siemens is not a corrupt company it's corrupt Nigerian officials that extort every contactor of bribes that are the problem .. Lastly but not the least you claim hate corruption so much but you are a great supporter of Tinubu who might just be the most corrupt African ever if he is properly exposed and investigated

The reason Lugard amalgamated you in 1914 is that South will help financially to sustain your poor region.

It looks like in 2020 we need to re-amalgamate you so South can help close the gap in your knowledge deficiency.


See this screenshot. They are talking about Iju waterworks, the first waterworks in Nigeria. It was commissioned in 1915 and served people of Lagos pipeborne water. It was self sufficient until Nigeria took over ownership of power distribution. The deficiencies in power supply is affecting water supply.

So can you see the negative multiplying effect of poor power supply?

Now imagine what would happen to Yorubaland if DAWN remove us from the amalgamated grid. We will have power, we will have water + a host of other derivatives. There is positive multiplying outcomes just by getting power right.

Get sense....you and Aboki up there.

pacespot:
US corruption trial should not be the basis to judge a multinational giant like Siemens, USA always has its own interest before conducting their investigation, just like they investigated sepp batters and michel platini of corruption when it seemed FIFA was becoming pro Russia and pro Qatar in their seeding of world cup tournament.

Give me one project anywhere in developing nations ( i think we need to stop the politically correct label of "developing nation" and rwturn to the true identifier "third world nation", cause in reality thats we are) that Siemens had completed a contract and 10yrs after the implementation the contract is still working fine.

Siemens is a govt subsidised company. They did not get the electric power project on their own Merkel negotiated the deal for them with Buhari.

I went over that indictment thoroughly and started digging to understand why US wrote such a damning comment on a reputable Siemens. I found that the US report was not biased. US is actually one of the biggest Siemens clients in the world. I was shocked to find that. They supply telecomms and power generation equipments to US. In fact Siemens is competitor with American company GE.

Siemens is technologically advanced but in third world countries their technology takes back stage and corruption leads negotiations. They are barawos!

Come back in 10yrs and review their performance on this contract Buhari gave to them.

NaMeAboki:
Get clarification from who?

You cannot be serious!

The ability to read and write does not always guarantee the intelligence to comprehend and interpret correctly.

Accordingly the scope included[b] rehabilitation, upgrade and expansion[/b]: pls explain to me how does that automatically translate into cancellation of the contracts and subsequent eviction of existing players within the value chain - as the govt is currently mulling over doing to the DISCOs within the distribution sector?

A discerning mind would easily conclude that Siemens is being brought in as an additional player and not necessarily an exclusive/replacement (monopoly) within the system.

Note: I am not claiming to be an authority on the power issue in Nigeria; but simply drawing my conclusions based on the power of competent reading and logical deduction on available information - I'll advise you to do the same; unless of course you are privileged with more superior information not available to us.

You get clarification from me.

Before I showed you Siemens Speech from 2019, which clearly outlined and highlited in the scope that Siemens had the full value chain (generation, transmission and distribution),

.....here is what you said regarding the bullshyte "mull" in 2020 -

Agreement was signed on transmission (i.e. improving grid network capacity); govt is currently mulling over doing also same to the distribution network

When you are wrong admit you are wrong.

When discussing current affairs and matters that has to do with fact based information, find your level. Me and you no dey for same category.

Most times i have my fact in back pocket...i only bring out to silence dissenters.

Meanwhile, tell Buhari to stop "mulling" in 2020 a contract that was already signed and agreed in 2019 with an international barawo and convicted fraudsters called Siemens.

Join me to support a drive for DAWN to get Yorubaland off this freak we call power grid. Shyyte!!

Nameaboki and his fellow educators...

Make una no teach me nonsense o!

Ask me to clarify for you if any of my post is above your level of understanding. I will break it down, with pleasure.

Here is break down....Siemens was contracted for the whole value chain. Discussion started in 2018 between governments of Nigeria and Germany but the deal with Siemens was signed in 2019.

What happened inbetween, why are they now "mulling" giving the contract to Siemens? It has nothing to do with phases or product area at all. There is a breakdown in political interface somewhere in the diplomatic services. We dont know yet....but it will come out sooner or later.

It is irresponsible to suggest that the contract is piecemeal without full knowledge of the scope of the agreement and authorization.

Nameaboki, dont do that again! Get clarification.


Check this out...a press release by Siemens after the contract.

If you want to read the whole speech go here.....

https://press.siemens.com/global/en/pressrelease/siemens-and-nigerian-government-signed-implementation-agreement-electrification

We already know some pastors will not make Heaven...it is becoming evident with new revelations that many are so evil that they will even be denied entry into hell!

The pastor that turned this lady on her mother will have a tough time convincing Satan's bouncer to allow him enter hell fire.

Buhari's Administration is deceiving Nigerians when it talks about fighting corruption.

Look at following.

Our electricity project had been awarded to Siemens since last year...but they tell us they are "mulling" the idea of awarding it. Who are they deceiving? Was there any bid?

Follow that up with Siemens reputation for bribery and money laundering and its indictment and conviction in US for multiple violations across the globe......including one that Abubakar Atiku's wife, Jennifer Atiku was caught in when she acted as front for her husband to launder money in return for a bribery and Telecomms Contract Award.

If Atiku is not good for Nigeria's leadership because he is corrupt why is a convicted Siemens good for Nigeria's power development?

DAWN should start drafting a strategy to extricate Yorubaland from dependency on national power grid.

Siemens is only going to take our money, in ten years time we will be worse than we are now.

iykemoney90:
I'm made to ask this because I hardly see any news on minister of defense unlike National Security Adviser. Who is more powerful constitutionally?

Many of you have been taught wrong, amongst these very few have undertaken self-development and corrected their deficiency....but many are still wallowing in their defective knowledge.


Im going to present you a path to gain knowledge on this subject you opened thread to discuss.

What is the statutory function of a NSA?

What is the statutory function of a Minister of Defense?

Kanu applied, through his lawyer, to President Muhammadu Buhari to have his bail restored so he could come to his parent's burial and afterward make appearance at court.
The application was rejected.

Maybe if Kanu had addressed his application to General Jubril El Sudan instead, he might have got the approval.

tracychelsea13:
By Abdulrasaq Olaosebikan

Before then Chief of Army Staff, General Ibrahim Babangida removed then head of State, General Muhammadu Buhari, some things were planned ahead of time to discredit the head of State.

One that many Nigerians will not forget in a hurry is the raid on the home and library of Chief Obafemi Awolowo in Ikenne, Ogun State. Later chronicles of Nigeria's government and politics described some of those plots to discredit the disciplined and focused General Buhari and Idiagbon's government as the handiwork of Fifth Columnists.

The question today is: are there Fifth Columnists in the Buhari Presidency using their inside connections to undermine the administration and threatening its credibility and legacy? 

For instance why is so many official leaks taking place including this week's leak of a stinker from the National Security Adviser, General Babagana Munguno to the Chief of Staff Abba Kyari? 

Since the administration of President Muhammadu Buhari took office in 2015, Nigerians have witnessed a number of official documents  purpotedly leaked from the office of the Chief of Staff to the President, Alhaji Abba Kyari. What can't be denied is that the Chief of Staff's office is the recurring decimal in all the leaks.

Some analysts argue that those leaks were deliberately carried out and  deployed as a tactic and  means of settling political scores

A simple online check found that no less than four official/classified documents have leaked from Mr Kyari’s office most of them aimed at indicting one person or another.

In 2017, the former Minister of State, Petroleum Resources, Mr Emmanuel Kachikwu had written President Buhari following insubordination and illegal award of contracts at state-owned oil company, NNPC under the leadership of Dr. Maikanti Baru.

But somehow the letter found its way into the media after it was leaked by the office of the Chief of Staff. The letter which was written by Dr Kachikwu detailed how Dr Baru took wholesale decisions to make appointments and award contracts without any communication to the board which Mr Kachikwu is chairman.

Mr Kachikwu’s letter was subsequently leaked and many believe that he was not reappointed minister because of the controversy that trailed the leak of that letter. He simply was set up way ahead even though he was one of the more cerebral ministers of the first term.

But Mr Kachikwu is one of many to have suffered similar fate. In 2018, the political differences between Senator Shehu Sani and Governor Nasir El-Rufai was at an all time high and there was a lot of back and forth in the media but none topped the leaked letter by Governor El-Rufai to President Buhari.

In what appeared to be a letter of blackmail, Governor El-Rufai listed how Senator Sani was denigrating the President, his political party, APC and himself (El-Rufai). If Governor El-Rufai thought it was going to be a confidential letter, he was wrong because someone ensured that the media got a copy of it.

Fast forward to 2019 and it was Babatunde Fowler’s turn to get a dose of the medicine. After many media reports that Abba Kyari was working tirelessly to have Mr Fowler replaced as executive chairman of the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS) a letter petitioning Fowler was leaked.

The letter was signed by Mr Kyari was titled: ‘RE: Budgeted FIRS Collection And Actual Collections’ sought to probe Mr Fowler’s competence and to also suggest that he had failed in his role improve revenue collection when in the real sense, Mr Fowler was breaking records for revenue collection especially non-oil revenue collection.

The leaked letter turned out to be the first attempt to ridicule Mr Fowler. Months after the leaked letter, another letter written by Mr Fowler to President Buhari making himself available for reappointment was leaked.

Mr Fowler’s letter was in line with FIRS Establishment Act of 2007. The letter which should have stayed between the sender and receiver was leaked to the media. Mr Fowler was subsequently not reappointed by President Buhari.

The former Head of Civil Service of the Federation, Mrs. Winifred Ekanem Oyo-Ita was not spared. Following the controversial reinstatement and posting of the embattled former chairman of the Pension Reforms Commission, Abdulrasheed Maina, Mrs Oyo-Ita wrote a letter to clear the air.

If she thought it was a confidential element, she was wrong because the media got wind of it. President Buhari had to summon both Mrs Oyo-Ita and Mr Kyari over the leaked memo.

Speaking on the trend, an inside source said it is worrying that confidential documents are been leaked repeatedly. “The trend is very disturbing. The office of the Chief of Staff should not be leaking confidential letters is makes Nigeria look weak globally.”

The compelling argument is that all these leaks have one thing or the other to do with office of the Chief of Staff. This is just the fact. So why is this the case? Let us pray that another Fifth Columnist is not in existence to once again rubbish the credibility and legacy of the reformer government of this day.

What do you mean when you say information is leaked by someone inside?

At the current scale of internetworking you dont need to be member of an organization to get unauthorized access into confidential information.

My little experimental server at home is on public network, which means it is pingable. There are devices behind it partitioned into three private networks, each separated by a dedicated vlan...and are not reachable from outside, or so i think!

Staff at Aso Rock carry their personal devices in and out of that building everyday - smartphones, tablets, mobile entertainment system in cars. All these non-encrypted devices increase the risk and multiply the chance of compromise to the encrypted Aso network and to exploit it.

You no longer need an insider....you just need knowledge of remote networking.

Are you aware that Tesla cars can respond to remote commands and have OTA firmware interface?

So becareful when you charge your phone in a Tesla. You risk backing up your whatsapp and email and text messages to a cloud depository somewhere and is proprietary....which means they can do anything with your backed up data without your authorization and they are not liable. Not just Tesla....almost any car with mobile entertainment system have this capability.

So could Kyari have been careless with his unencrypted mobile devices? Im surw he has emails and personal exchanges in them.

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husbandsnatcha:
...am just asking question , because that's not her

Hey, did you see that chest? Thats a true husbandsnatcher. When im married this is kinda housegirl my wife must get.

ArcFresky:
We have misplaced priorities in this country.
1.Scarce resources is being used to build a meaningless project

2. We are praising the governor for building such a meaningless project with his money abi?

3. The governor is happy he has impacted in the life of ebony people by building a glass whatever, that adds no economic value to the life of ebony people.


And OP is proud to say "ebonyi amaka"... such stupidity

A pastor once said, we can see, but we are blind....

Ol' boy, just learn to congratulate sometimes.

This is a mouthful! Chei!

Ebonyians, abeg no mind the Architect jare. This is a nice structure. Gov Umahi try!

I love how the people voluntarily exhibited the deficiencies in their society in public.

This is a canopy, not a tunnell. Due to fact you have unstable soil thats prone to pressure shifts, it is highly unlikely any engineer worth his salt will approve a design to construct a tunnell anywhere in SE. So this structure you are looking at is above ground level and is a canopy.

A tunnell is a structure dug below ground level and is usually a burrow through the soil, with an entry point and an exit on opposite ends.

This structure, judging by standards of public structures in SE, is beautiful and a good landmark for Ebonyi.

Also, there are clearly stress points on the canopy. The stress points are such that you cannot use glass as a material in the overall design. You want a flexible material that can respond to movements and shifts without compromising its strength. Glass material cannot do that. A material called plexiglass can. So what you are looking at is a plexiglass canopy over a stretched walkway.

Congrats to Ebonyi!

husbandsnatcha:
....Adabiafra wait ,u are not d one on d dp now

Stop calling people out like that. Be cool!

Not too long ago General Buhari advised Nigerian Governors to use Gov Matawalle as their model and follow his footsteps in resolving security problems and conflicts.

Was Gov Masari of Katsina deaf and did not hear Buhari?

Matawalle gave amnesty to bandits. Masari can do it too.

Blu03:
thanks, but don't bother...
It's personal.
This forum is getting to me again...

Ok dear. Reach out if anything big brothers like myself in here can do.

Blu03,
Come here darling, talk to me.
We dont want you in depression. Whats going on?

LegendHero:
Then we have to delegate duties.

You’re already metaphysical, your name implies you should be the Holy Spirit.

I Legendhero will be the son.

Probably Osuamaka will be the father.


This combo will be too much for Rekhina and her cronies to withstand.

You want me to enter inside Rekhina.

Rekhina, Legend is being naughty again!