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Omicron007: We all have that favourite celebrity we wish could live forever. However, the cold hands of death have taken many of our favourite celebrities away.
For me, Chadwick Boseman and Michael Jackson's death made me shed tears for days.
I also shed tears when Nairobi of Money Heist died.
OptimmusPrimme: I just knew it had to be these cursed people from the land of the drowning sun.
These cocaine-trafficking, incestuous & cannibalistic bastards are responsible for 98% of all the atrocities committed in the Southwest and all the abominable vices you can think of.
They hate the Hausa/Fulanis
They hate the Yorubas
They hate the Niger Deltans
They hate the Benue People
They hate the Kogi People
They hate the South Afrikans
They hate the Ghanaians
They hate the Indians
They hate the Chinese
They hate the Cambodians
Sincerely speaking, they are the most useless and confused ethnicity in the Cosmos.
They said they’re marginalized and therefore, want Biafra. Ok, take your Biafra and relocate back to your erosion-ravaged enclaves in East.
The Coalition of Northern Groups even came out and urged the National Assembly to grant these drug-dealing bastards their utopian Country, but what did we see?
These bastards sent their representative (Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu) to curse the Coalition of Northern Groups and then declared that any evil plot to expel the Igbos from Nigeria with the aim of dispossessing them of their properties scattered across the Country will be resisted.
But this bastard representative has seen how his fellow bastards have been shouting “BIAFLA OR DEATH, NO LEFULENDUM, NO ERECTION” all over Nigeria and he kept quiet & simply held his peace.
Another Bastard from Nairaland said they will only accept to exit Nigeria if the old Eastern region is included in their BIAFRAN Country.
They are simply planning to steal the Niger Delta Oil-Producing Communities and lump them inside their Biafra, in spite of the Niger Deltan tribes & communities saying they are not part of - and will never join Biafra.
These are the same bastards painting & portraying the Hausa/Fulanis as bullies & land grabbers, but they themselves are culpable of the same crimes they accuse the Hausa/Fulanis of.
In truth, these bastards do not want Biafra because all of them know their Biafra will be worse than Congo, Somalia & Afghanistan combined.
What they want is POWER. Their “BIAFLA” is nothing more than a blackmailing tool to usurp Power.
Nobody heard the agitation for Biafra from these despicable animals when Goodluck Ebele Jonathan was the President because they benefited immensely from GEJ’s presidency and even had Azubuike Ihejirika as the COAS.
Nnamdi Kanu was nowhere to be found castigating the Government at the time because he was busy flying from one Country to the other in search of black, white, Indian & latina prostitutes courtesy of GEJ’s handouts.
Left to me, these cursed people should be treated in the only language they understand.
Anambra and Enugu would be annexed from the South-Eastern States and used as training grounds by the Nigerian Armed Forces, where all our newly imported ballistic missiles and long-range artillery weapon systems would be used in training our gallant men, and by extension to obliterate every cockroach & mosquitoes (young & old) moving in those two states while the training exercises are on going.
Please wait a minute! Before you accuse me of tribalism or inciting genocide, how many times have you cautioned your bastard, hare-brained people from inciting genocide on other tribes and the “Zoo”?
Look, in the spirit of fairness & justice, we must always endeavor to apply the theory of the “Goose and the Gander” in our everyday lives.
So, let us continue. Since your people think that they are smart and the rest of us from other tribes & ethnicity are stupid; a national referendum would be conducted at the behest of these “cursed bastards ingrained with the spirit of Nzeogu” from the East of the Niger.
There will be no neutrality. Either you’re on the side of Nigeria which your people call the Zoo or on the side of Biafra with your three state-Country (Imo, Abia & Ebonyi).
Of course, I did not forget. Shebi I have already told you mannerless recalcitrant bastards that Anambra & Enugu would have been converted into our proposed-training grounds for the Nigerian Armed Forces?
Therefore, they will be excluded from your Biafra since you thieving bastards too are planning to annex Kogi, Delta, Benue, Rivers & Edo into your stupid, infeasible & unachievable Biafra.
Then if your people refuse to either go with Nigeria or Biafra, they will all be rounded up and shot summarily for creating unrest and breach of the peace. But I trust the Ladipo, Onitsha and Alaba market boys, (vast majority of whom constitute the iPOB) to begin trumpeting their slogan - “BIAFLA OR DEATH”
Then, the Nigerian Civil-War Pro Max or version 2.0 will be declared & unleashed with immediate effect. Those who would want to remain in the “Zoo” in order sabotage our efforts; ayayayaaaa; well, I’ll come back to what will become of their doomed fate later.
All Biafrans will be given 72hours to exit Nigeria and relocate back to their cursed lands in the East.
Abi you expect to leave your MTN job for Innoson and still be earning salary from MTN?
Any Biafran that fails to comply with the directive will automatically become food, target practice & sex slaves for the security apparatus of the indigenous host communities of their abodes.
Yes, yes, I know. You’re already thinking what I’m thinking?
Predictably, they would engage and launch their propaganda & lying transmissions into gear 44 and resort to what they know how to do best by calling on the international communities to come to their aid.
But the international communities are not daft & stupid like the Igbos.
The international communities will then begin to collate & bring out all the statistics of their cocaine-related crimes, Human-trafficking, Armed-robbery, Cultism, Homicide, Wire Fraud, Stolen Equipments, Car Jacking, House Jacking, Human Jacking, Animal Jacking, Fake goods, Currency-counterfeiting and every crime you can imagine.
Russia, Turkey, India, Amerika, Canada, Hong Kong, China, UAE, Brazil, South Korea, Thailand, Cambodia, North Korea, Japan, Germany, Belgium, France, Switzerland, South Afrika and Britain - all these Countries will then conclude that since ALL THESE LISTED CRIMES ABOVE were perpetrated by the flat-headed & cursed Biafrans, It is therefore in their interests to fight on the side of Nigeria in order to eradicate these crimes & criminals from their Countries - once and for all.
Now, this is where it gets interesting.
You’re fighting to break free from the shackles of injustice and at the same time, taking the laws into your filthy hands.
Who will be foolish & stupid enough to come to your aid?
You want to break free from Nigeria but 98% of all the crimes perpetrated within & outside Nigeria are from your region and by your people.
That is exactly why the doctrine of the “clean hands and equity is very vital; Hence the maxim: “He that comes to equity must come with clean hands.”
An “AMBUSH” mechanized regiment would be deployed to every exit points in the Southwest to frisk and lookout for anything that remotely looks like our flat-headed enemies. All the males & children are to be fumigated with “Zyklon-B” & extinguished at a make-shift Auschwitz abattoir while all the virile & fertile females from age 12 to 17 are to be brought to me at the Supreme HQ (Yes, That is my office). The rest are to be shared as spoils of war amongst our gallant officers.
That is when reality will begin to dawn on these uncouth, loud-mouthed, empty-brained & belligerent bastards from the East of the Niger, and immediately begin to sue to peace & dialogue, but it would have been too late by then, since half of their population that reside outside the South East would have fallen as target-practice & sex slaves to the brunt of the hostile indigenous host communities where they are domiciled, and have been insulting all their lives.
At least 14million recalcitrant cockroaches would have fallen, because by Sango, I have vowed to break the records of my father.
Now, In order to re-admit them back into Nigeria after making sure that 14 - 30million of them have been utterly decimated, an executive order will be decreed proscribing the mention of the name “Biafra or BIAFLA” since it died in 1967 along with those poor & empty good-for-nothing souls who perished at the altar of ignorance, hypocrisy & covetousness, triggered by a greedy, self-serving traitor.
A 1000-Naira policy will then be imposed on them as a punitive measure as against the 20-pounds policy imposed on their fathers & mothers in the 1970s.
All their bank accounts will be frozen and their monies transferred to the Federal Government purse while leaving them with just 1000 Naira to kick-start the second round of their “much vaunted” industrious nature & business acumen like we did to their fathers & ancestors at the end of the civil war.
Look, nobody is praying for war but WE (The Oduduwa Children) will rise to the occasion should any bastard pushes his luck too far.
If you do not want this ugly fate to befall you and your generations, then you better be of good cheer; and replace the fermented akpu with ofe nsala soup inside your rotten skulls with the spirit of Patriotism.
Be a law-abiding citizen like the rest of us. Stop letting your emotions & inferiority complex take the better part of you.
Replace the shouts of “marginalization” with “yes, we can do it together”.
If you want power, present your candidates and rally round for supports from other ethnicities.
Unfortunately, who will even want to vote for an Igbo candidate, seeing how they curse and taunt us daily with derogatory remarks at every given opportunity? Sango forbid bad thing!
An Igbo man as the President of Nigeria? The announcement of Gideon Orkar in the 1990 coup-d’etat in still fresh in our memory.
How the bastard decided to excise & cut off Sokoto, Borno, Katsina, Kano and Bauchi states from the Federal Republic of Nigeria when there were also military officers from these states who participated in that same coup d’etat.
That is why I keep saying that the I.Q of an average Biafran is “minus 20” (-20). Think first before you act, but the reverse is the case with these meth-ingesting bastards from the East of the Niger.
I remember vividly when Seun Osewa created the thread: “NAIRALAND SAYS NO TO SECESSIONISTS”
There was no insults & curses these wayward children of Satan did not hurl at Seun. They even threatened to abandon NAIRALAND to go create their own BIAFRALAND but here we are today. As it is with every barren land, nothing good can come out of it.
That is why I am convinced that you incestuous, cannibalistic, power-hungry, money-hungry, domineering & cocaine-trafficking animals from Alaigbo will continue to be 4th-Class citizens in Nigeria as long as the Sun rises from the East and sets in the West.
In conclusion, I wish all my well wishers and enemies whatever you wish me in multiple folds.
I come in peace!
Bro y u bitter like dis emacipate your self from d chains of bitterness it would do u no good
NovesaTillie: Please I need only matured minds on this. It's a serious matter.
My elder sister and her husband were married for 5 years and separated November last year but not divorced yet, though the families have been trying to reconcile them to come back together but my sister's husband has been adamant about it.
I noticed that ever since his separation from my sister he started visiting my place and now it has become frequent. I allowed it because I see him as a brother but now I am starting to really enjoy his company. He has been helping me out with stuffs and still maintains his kindness towards my parents.
He proposed marriage to me yesterday and I have been confused. I will be 30 by February 2nd. Should I accept his proposal?
Do not accept u will befall the Same predicament as your sister
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EBMedia: "Bitter Kola Changed My Life" - Meek Mill Says An "African herb" Healed Him Of An Ailment Of 2 Years
American rapper, Meek Mill has claimed that he took an "African herb" that healed him of a stomach problem doctors couldn't treat for two years, IgbereTV reports.
He tweeted:
You are from the Igbo Amaka side of Nigeria Nwanne We thank God for healing you
He later shared photos of bitter kola and said it changed his life "quick".
He added:
He also said he's looking for where to do a heritage check to find out where his ancestors are from.
ProJectAnatot: The rate of inflation of general commodities especially food items is alarming to me . I have been in the southeastern part of the country since the end of January and some commodities like bread, soft drinks and even food have inflated by up to 50% since January. Please I am really confused about this situation. And also surprisingly no one is talking about it.. Economists and analysts in the house is there any particular reason for this fast inflation... Is it oil?, naira? Incompetence? Or even corruption? Fulani herdsmen? flood? I am really being sincere with my question!
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oriyomin258: Good morning Nlanders please I want to ask if corp members posted to Army Barracks get paid and get accommodation? Anyone with experience should kindly narrate them.
No i was posted to NASME Barracks in Makurdi Benue state in 2017 they do not pay Shi shi but will give you free accomodation.
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Lol i laff in swahili somebody is looking for cheap sympathy towards gaining momentum for 2023 election it shall not work we are wiser than this we know you are not the one sponsoring it and no one is, that is y the FG is finding it difficult if not they would have negotiated with the people or persons in charge give dem money mk dem keep quiet. You have failed
Mistakemaker: What exactly is stopping Nigeria from having 24/7 electricity and making money form it as well as stabilising the economy?
Let's hear people's thoughts
The simple answer is just the Will to do it aint there. we have the best plans to make us have 24/7 electricity buh we only discuss sustainable development plans whenever its election time. only to claim to revisit the plan when it's anoda election time.
stephenduru: The Executive Governor of Taraba State, Arc. Darius Dickson Ishaku gave out daughter Clara Kairi Ishaku in marriage to Flight Lieutenant Dooyun on 5th of September 2020.
The ceremony which took place at the Cathedral Church of the Advent, (Anglican Communion) Life Camp, Gwarinpa Abuja, was the second time the Executive Governor of Taraba State gathered citizens for such a blissful ceremony. Flight Lieutenant Dooyum Stephen Ugbor and Clara Kairi Ishaku were joined in holy matrimony by Rt. Rev. Foreman Nedison, Bishop of Jalingo who anchored the sermon on martial issues.Governor Okowa and others were in attendance.
DebbieBianca: President, Muhammadu buhari and the First Lady, Aisha buhari, on Friday gave out the hand of their last daughter, hanan, in marriage to Mohammed Turad Sha’aban.
The wedding which took place inside the Presidential Villa, Abuja, under strict COVID-19 protocols was graced by the timbers and calibers in Nigerian politics and others including Nneoma Nkechi Okorocha, former Imo First lady and wife of Senator Rochas Okorocha.
Below is the video showing moment money rained rained at Hanan Buhari’s Wedding.
EBMedia: Lady Shares Pictures Of Injuries Inflicted On Her Mum By Her Dad (Disturbing Photos)
IgbereTV reports that a 21-year-old lady, identified as Gloria Ezeobi, has accused her dad of domestic violence towards her mum. She shared photos of her mother with the injuries inflicted on her.
Gloria Ezeobi, a student of pharmacy at LUTH, said her parents have been married for 22 years and her father, Sunday Vincent Ezeobi, has allegedly been "brutally beating" her mother, Maureen Ezeobi, for all of those years.
According to her, her father's apprentice also beats her mum in front of her dad. She said the alleged domestic violence from her dad has caused her mother to have miscarriage twice.
She said that the mother reported to the police but they did nothing. Gloria claimed her father also abuses her and her sister and that he once stripped her naked and flogged her with a fan belt before sending her out of the house late at night.
She said her father also regularly locks her mother out of the house, causing her to sleep in the streets for days. She said her father has boasted that nothing can be done to him.
She said her father said to them: "My money will get me anything in Nigeria so no one can save you."
Politics / Re: Borehole Controversy: I Am Disappointed In Obi - Tonto Dikeh by mexbee1(m): 8:35pm On Apr 10
. I have been in the southeastern part of the country since the end of January and some commodities like bread, soft drinks and even food have inflated by up to 50% since January. Please I am really confused about this situation.