maclatunji:

I am saying you are looking at the issue rather too simplistically. Your experience might not be as common as you think even where you live.

Too bad!
I don't know of such people.

So are 70% of Nigerians!
Dem full NL ke!
Mu he he he he he he

Blazay: Top 1 reason for DIE-VORCE in 2013. . . .NAIRALAND!

Happy annivesary baby! One more year in the bag. . . . OPEN MARRIAGES RRRRROCK!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn3SE7kzxkE

This awa marriage is sooooooooooooooo old. . .we are more in love with the 'marriage certificate' than the spouse! You can't go wrong I tellya. . . .

Wey my bags jare. . . off to London for some 'RRRRRRRRRRRRRUNS'! ALL XMAS PRESENTS NEATLY PACKED FOR MY OGA! He will not be spending the Xmas with his wife and children either. . . .LEVELS NA LEVELS!!
Time to fly home to pick up my thickest winter jacket. . . The husband's Xmas present/cards neatly packed!
Cheap tickets here I come!
Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrriage sweeeeeeet o!
ONLY FOR DESPERADOS IS IT A BITTER EXPERIENCE!
Not my portion!

Time to freeeeeeeeeeeze some food to carry go with me. . .

Gbam!

Muhehehehehehehehe

Na waya o!
Weddings are sooooooooooooo fun!
How do we verify these?

419 on NL ti po ju!

HABA!!!!

I wonder why the case went to court without the help of the bytchezz!
He should not have to pay for doing the 'lesez' a huge favor.
Are the courts gonna order the sperm banks to pay up too?
Rubbish!

If you are gainfully employed, such a thing will not even cross your mind!

No demand. . .no supply!
Pure economics!

Who cares as long as no one dies IN THE PROCESS!
Love and marriage 'NOT TO BY FORCE MATTER'!

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!
They are having fun gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

That is marriage for you!
You have to help yourself. . . NO ONE CAN!

Deleted!
WRONG THREAD!

As you have heard from the judge . . .what else do you want ke?

Why don't you find gainful employment and keep occupied?
Not everyone should be seen as 'THE ENEMY'. . .
Other than the fact that they love to visit their own flesh and blood. . .WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PROBLEM?

When you get to that bridge. . .YOU CROSS IT or YOU DROWN!

Hmmmm!
Child abuse is bad enough.
I would hate to leave my old folks in care of NIGERIAN CARE GIVERS O!
Chai!!!

lorretta u: Thanks oga coogar.
That woman wants to give me high B.P
I don't even know what I did to her.

HA!!!! You keep exposing YOUR IGNORANCE KE!

Please. . .I am done with your matter o!
Carry go abeg.
DON'T SAY I DID NOT WARN YOU!

If you are a true NEWLY-WED. . . TAKE YOUR BUSINESS OUT OF NL. . . . !

lorretta u: Time to create an alternate account.

Now everybody knows my face. E go hard make I delve into those juicy details without feeling shy.

P.S who knows much about role-playing. I've got a naughty idea. But I need a pro to help me.
I love those sexxy sluttty nurse outfits with thongs to match. How do I go about it?

HA! O ti o. . . . NEWLY WEDS OF IGBO LAND GE GBU KWE NMADU!!! CHAI!!!!!

All the best!

Thread derailed sufficiently. . .UNFOLLOWED AND COMPUTER SANITIZED!

coogar:

you don't need to reply me to get shot - how dare you say rubbish about her marriage? how was your own marriage? that you have been through 3 divorces do not mean everyone else would chart the same course A it just means you are grossly irresponsible as a woman & as a mother.

i cringe every time you type nonsense on this board - it's like watching a teen lose her virginity but 2 hours longer. we are a happy family here, don't pollute this place with a failure.


yes, we can diss here & there at times but crossing the line by speaking about her marriage is bang out of order. get a life, you fücking old hag!

The ones you have SUCKING YOUR DANE BALLS in and out of NL nko?
Not my business really!
I don't givva phock about YOU or your juvenile opinions.
So PHOCK OFF MY POSTS!
I don't notice your IRRRRRRRRRRRRRITATING POSTS either. . .WHY DO YOU READ MINE?

I say PHOCK OFF! I don't see you AND YOU AND YOUR DENSE 'OLORI OKO ATI OBO' PEPPER-SOUP GANG. . .AND YOU DON'T SEE ME!!!!

O defender of NEWLY WEDS!

lorretta u: Time to create an alternate account.

Now everybody knows my face. E go hard make I delve into those juicy details without feeling shy.

P.S who knows much about role-playing. I've got a naughty idea. But I need a pro to help me.
I love those sexxy sluttty nurse outfits with thongs to match. How do I go about it?

In the typical POLYMONIKERING NL style. . .'it' is thinking of disappearing. . . PLEASE GO AND HELP LOOK FOR A 'SLUTTY' NURSE'S OUTFIT so you can salivate more!

*SKE LE EWUUUUUUU*!

alutacontinua:

Lmao
Me sef wey dey one kain village lyk dt, d mere fact dt I have constant electricity, water and internet don dey make me plan my no-return ticket!


Nigeria is a beautiful place and I am proud of d country but some tinz no just be it. There are wonderful tinz abt d country but somethings are nothing close to wonderful! Looking down on a divorcee is definitely not one of the wonderfuls!

@mgbeke, why do I like the 2014 version of you more?

Phew, u scared me with that ur New year gift to Nairaland!

Nigeria is a beautiful place for PEOPLE who find beauty in it!
I don't. . . NEVER WILL!
You like my 2014 version of moi. . . BECAUSE I KEEP GETTING BETTER AND BETTER ON AND OFF NL!
As for the NEW YEAR GIFT TO NL. . . .

mu ha ha ha ha ha ha

What can I say UNTO MY LORD. . . . My sweeeeeet H-Agnostic LORD. . . .

E se BABA!

coogar:

no....you don't tell me when to stop. you have some silly fanbase here gassing you up to type balderdash & i don't care about you and your army of lunatics.

stay away from this section if all you can talk about is doom's day & your fantasy vacations to mars & jupiter. after 3 divorces with £4000 net income from child support, who wouldn't afford a trip to pluto?

fück off my sight - you epitomise all that is wrong with the nigerian woman.

There we go again!
Please. . .LEARN TO MIND YOUR BUSINESS JACKAL!

coogar:

you don't need to reply me to get shot - how dare you say rubbish about her marriage? how was your own marriage? that you have been through 3 divorces do not mean everyone else would chart the same course A it just means you are grossly irresponsible as a woman & as a mother.

i cringe every time you type nonsense on this board - it's like watching a teen lose her virginity but 2 hours longer. we are a happy family here, don't pollute this place with a failure.


yes, we can diss here & there at times but crossing the line by speaking about her marriage is bang out of order. get a life, you fücking old hag!

Excuse me.
THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

Obvously. . .NEWLY WEDS come far and in between in your village.
YOU COULD NOT SPOT ONE EVEN IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT1
I said good night!

coogar:

this is a terrible thing to say to a newlywed. if you are not happy she's married, then tape it shut & stop prophesying evil on an innocent woman. don't you have any decorum in your body & act your age for once?

I don't believe I addressed you.
I do not believe this is any of your business either.
She can write for herself.
YOU GET LOST!

How are my personal exchanges with her any of your concern?
I do believe I congratulated her on her marriage. . .WHEN I FELT SHE WAS A REAL POSTER!
I have since DELETED ALL THOSE GULLIBLE POSTS!

I don't think so anymore. . .I HAVE A HUANCH HE/SHE IS A FRAUD. . . I DON'T BELIEVE THOSE ARE ACTUALLY HER PICTURES!
Unlike most of YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEETARDS. . .I AM NOT SO EASILY FOOLED BY PICTURES.

If you had any common sense in that your BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOCK head. . . you would pay CLOSE AND careful attention to POSTS instead of 'hips that lie'!

Does she sound like a NEWLY-WED?
Only in your village NEWLY-WEDS SLEEP ON NL AND ADVERTIZE THEIR AZZES FROM THREAD TO THREAD WITH GROOMS AWAY FROM HOME!

Ha!

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT JACKAL!

jennykadry: Mgbeke one quick question: will you ever leave this your beloved America for Nigeria permanently?

NEVERRRRRRRR!
NOT EVEN IN A CASKET!!!!
If I am deported, I will move to GHANA!

lorretta u: You dey find gist?
Sorry no show for my mouth.
Goodnight. Sleep calling me.

Mba nu!!!

Siddon for NL dey do "MARRIAGE IS SWWWWEEET"!
NL GO SOOON SHOW YOU WHIIIIIIIIIIIIN for both ears!
Siddon for NL dey make noise from thread to thread you YEAR?

Dem go soon hellep you celebrate your DIEvorce laff ya azzzzzzze wella-wella!
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiior!!!!!

lorretta u: Lol. Fake ko
Fake ni. Hubby don travel. Na lonliness dey keep me on NL.

God forbid the divorce thing jare.
U sef na wa to you. Your first and second marriage na Ebay marriage? How do u knw about that?

Anyway I didn't know people do 419 marriage o. Y na?

Hmmmmmm!
You know I get experience plenty-plenty ke?
You mean the other SECRET marriages for Yankee land we take make "money" those days ?
Reaaaaaal EBAY MARRIAGES O!
Who wan DIE of poverty with a travelling after marriage spouse of 2 weeks NO HONEYMOON for NAIJA likey ya?

Poor you! NL go cure ya "LONLINESS' gaaaaaan!

Mu HA ha ha ha ha
Don't believe everything I write with these fingers DARLING!
THIS IS AMERICA!!! Not NIGERIA!!!
Good luck to you and that ya HUNGR-LOOKING NIGERIAN MARRIAGE PICTURES! Make you try feed that man sha-sha! Instead of EATING ALL THE FOOD IN THE HOUSE! Look ya nyansh HABA!!!!!

Ahem! Back to topic!

Ha!!! Marriage is beaurrrrriful o!!!!
Even if Na less than one month without the groom at home! HA!!! Na wah for "THE RUNAWAY GROOOOOOM" o!

Mu che che che che che


OP! You dey READ?
Grooooom don run ooooooooh!
Welcome to AWON DIEVORCE before HONEY MOON PLC OF NL!!!!


Bhaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

Because FFK IS A SYMBOLIC FAILURE!!!!!

Hmmmmmmmm!

TOTO padlock nko?
I need one ASAP!

Is this 'DIA DIARIES' section on NL?

NO!
I love playing with my pooooohsie!!!
I loooooove THE SMELL TOO!!!!

TOTO and BLOKOS!