Your food Don ready ...Orue

Righteousness2:
Folks, It has Never been so clear that we are living in the Last of the Last times.

Everything on Earth is on Apocalyptic mode.
We are witnessing things happening like never before.
Don't be Deceived by anybody or government or Leader, there is nothing anyone or Nation can do about it.

The Bitter truth is that what the World is Witnessing now, is nothing compared to what is Coming
The World today is a ticking Time bomb,
Scriptures have been Over Fulfilled,
The RAPTURE of the Church will Happen at anymoment .

I invite you to the Only way to Escape from the Coming Calamity and Disaster.

HIS Name is JESUS Christ. Do yourself Good by Submitting Genuie to HIM

Why can't your father be the next president or is he an idiot like you too?

uptimum123:
Jagaban Borgu Our next President

Bola Ahmed Tinubu Is A Visionary Leader

A great Intellect

I just love this man

Which apartment is $5m?
This one in a dirty,third world country with no amenities ,you are literally providing even water and power yourself,dirty street with port holes and traffic with hold ups .
People don't have taste
This property in dubai goes for less than 450k usd
With every basic things ,social amenities ,beautiful city .
I laugh when those that live in Lagos think they are living in a mega city lol,landlord travel and see

dre11:


An online flyer pitched the building as “Luxury in the Sky.” It was 80 per cent completed prior to the collapse and was expected to start running in 2022.



https://gazettengr.com/collapsed-ikoyi-building-was-going-for-n2-85-billion-per-apartment/

You mean rotten mouthoke that of yoyr father ?

Tayosteve:


You are a big fool mr man, what did that innocent man did to you for saying that trash from your rotten and dirty mouth. You really need to grow up and stop the nonsense

Look in the mirror and you will see a real mad man ......because of social media ,you all talk without reasoning .meet me one on one if I no comot ya teeth

Tayosteve:



You are a mad man, what has he done and why did you call him a slowpoke? You are obviously and Intentionally stupid.

Can't this slowpoke be blocked from this forum?

Righteousness2:
One of the many signs we are living in the Endtimes is the " Epidemic of Violence and Wickedness" that is Sweeping through the Nations today.

Lawlessness, Heartlessness and Unnecessary Hatred and has become a Norm. The Love of many have Gone cold.

The Condition of Wickedness, evils and Violence that caused the Destruction of the Earth in Noah's days is the same Condition the Earth is in Today.

I begin to imagine the Lawlessness , Hatred and Wickedness that will be on display after the RAPTURE of the Church.

Be Ready and Live Ready! JESUS is Coming.

I only blame the mods that push this simps post to front page.
OP my advice for you is to buy her two phones and an extra one for her mother. ORUE

Pjoko:
To keep it short and simple!

I promise to get my girlfriend an iPhone 11 pro max because her phone was bad. Few weeks later I got myself an iPhone 11. She saw the phone and was like oh cool, then I told her I would buy her own any moment but I keep delaying it and teasing her just because I'm still thinking if this my girlfriend who had cheated on me truly worth this phone?!

This girl I'm talking about had cheated on me, I saw her WhatsApp chat telling a guy I love you, and all that. I confronted her and she said she was sorry, that a friend of her gave her number to the guy without telling her and she kept talking and met the guy once at the mall.
I told her I called the guy and he told me he knew the girl had a guy because of her body movement when she visits him. But my girl swear with her mother in the grave that he had never visited this guy at his house, that they only met once at the mall and after then he keeps sending her money while at school.

The truth is that I forgive her because she swear with her mother in the grave. That one really touched me that is why I believe her that she never visited the guy in his house which means they never had sex.

But I said to myself, this relationship will never lead to marriage for her to hangout with a guy while still dating me. I honestly lost the trust I had for this girl. Now I'm planning to breakup with her in a calm and coded way because I don't longer trust her. But because she currently has no phone, I said I will buy her the iPhone and then use distance issue to breakup gradually with her as I'm planning to go on a month trip soon.

But surprisingly, my girl was with me yesterday and I was teasing her that, since she has been using my iPhone 11 and even went home with it for a week, there was no need buying her the iPhone 11 pro max. And she replied:

No, it's the iPhone 11 pro max I want, but you keep delaying this, do you feel pained to buy the phone for me??

This her response didn't go down well with me, I keep wondering why she said if I feel pained to buy her the phone? I told her I'm not happy with such question, that it means if I buy her the phone she won't appreciate it because she would feel like I bought out of pain and she said no that she was sorry, I shouldn't take it that way.

She is 20yrs old.

Please advise me, I love her and care for her that is why I just decided I will get her the phone and break up with her, so it doesn't hurt her too much. But due to this I decided never to get her the phone again by giving her excuses until I travel.

Which one did your zoo make?

sunshineV:
One is a terrible fake made by chinese crooks while the other is an original product

You mean terrorist organizations like Minette Allah? Terroristlike your darling buhari?

benuejosh:
they will all die miserably. No terrorist will have peace. It won't be well with who ever started IPOB. That terrorist organization.

Can't you reason beyond religious logic? Where you born a fool? Dont you have siblings? Even if you don't have siblings, YOU NO GET SHAME AT ALL?

Righteousness2:
In some Mysterious and wonderful Fashion, the Human Male and Female in body and soul are the Image and likeness of GOD ALMIGHTY.

The devil hates mankind because we are Created in GOD'S Image and he has sowed Confusion in the minds of many all in bid to Ensure that they are Destroyed in Hell.

The Moral Law of GOD has literally been stamped out, and is replaced with Cultural Immorality and Abomination.

The Minds of People and Nations have become so Corrupt! People don't think right! The Conscience is Seared to do evil and go against GOD. They Advocate all Wretched things and Depriciate all the Virtous things.

WOE unto Babylon the Great Aka Nomerica aka the Sleeping Giant ! It is a Fearful thing to Fall in the Hands of an angry GOD.

Warning!!!! GOD Will Destroy Humanity Again!! Like Sodom and Gomorrah, The Unadulterated Wrath of GOD is set to Destroy the Earth and Rebellious People!

Escape for your life! Escape to JESUS Christ! Submit to HIM and do not Join, advance or support these Abominations whether Directly or Indirectly.

They that Have Ears to Hear! Let them Hear!!

You deserve it all ,only simps let their wife know their Capital base.how can your wife even know you sent money to your siblings/parents not to even talk of challenging it. You deserve no pity ..DEATH TO SIMPS

officialmario:
Dear Nairalanders

There is this issue that is bothering my mind, I have promise to be faithful to my wife and always let her know whatever comes in for me.
But the problem is that I always tell her how money is spent, and whenever I present list for whatever we buy and all other expenses, but each time she sees anything like I sent 10k to my mother, she always pick up fight with me, and I have not been biased, I send money to her mother too.

I don't know why she is acting like this, and It doesn't make me a happy man at home.
Please I need your advice on what I can do, I don't want to hide anything from my wife.

You want to invest 500k and get up to 600k monthly ,you for carry gun na ..greedy man

RapportNaija:
Hey guys,

Let's do something worthwhile today...

Something that could benefit you, me, and a whole lot of people for many years to come...

I've been thinking about this for many years...and Nairaland looks like the perfect platform to get numerous ideas.

I want everyone with knowledge & experience to (please) participate:

As a Nigerian living in Nigeria, what BUSINESS can one venture into with a capital of N50,000 - 500,000...


...that can bring in a daily profit of N10,000 - 20,000 (That's N200,000 - 600,000 per month profit)?

Any idea is welcomed; whether physical or digital business, virtual or on-site...

Let the ideas flow in!

Best if you can provide brief details of how to go about it and necessary requirements.

Thanks for your time!

(I hope & plead with the MODS to please push this to the home page - so we can get a lot of inputs, and many more people can benefit as well. Thanks)

P.S. If there's been a thread with similar stuff, kindly point me to it. Thanks

Simp

dawnomike:
Stupid talk...

What is your own father doing ABOKI?

sarrki:
Bola Tinubu is a done deal 2023

He paid the price

He’s the most qualified for the job 2023

Before you start insulting or casting aspersions on my person

Ask what your father is as doing why he’s not even contributing to your immediate community

Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu is not the cause of your generational problem

Be wary of girls that call each other "baby girl",it's a coded name for ashawo

Iyaebe:
Tell them baby girl,haters shall be blind towards your success, your only offense is been a biracial you no kill person.

My people fear too much
Them fear to fight for freedom
Them fear to fight for liberty
Then no wan die
Dem no wan quench
Mama dey for house
Papa dey for house
I wan build house
I Don build house
I wan enjoy
Police go slap your face ,you go dey look like zombie

Kobicove:
Mr Macaroni better be careful while acting like Voltron defender of the universe...if you collect stray bullet for head your chapter go just close like that

Do you really know the meaning of classy? This airport that looks like industrial ware house

MI6Surveillance:
This is classy. Aside Abuja and Lagos international airports, Anambra international airport is the best and most beautiful in Nigeria. Anambra international airport is the international gateway to the eastern Nigeria. Anambra is the best state in Igbo land. God continue to bless Anambra

And you talk say you get sense

MALIGNANTGuest:

Don't mind them.
NIGERIANS can be so funny.
Which one be MR. SPELL..
This is someone who wanted to triumph on the bedrock of caricature.
He needs more of Cognitive therapy and Social services rather than those Social medial gimmicks of becoming an Influencer through misquotations and hazardous misspellings.

How I wish BUHARI can shut down the Internet across Nigeria for 6months.
We truly need our brains back.

You mean shamefull state just like your miserable life ?

Abdul05:



As you can see,

Kanu is now in a shameful situation

Is it by force to be together? Wetin concern you ? Almajiri

Bewiseedet:
Igbo, ipob etc ... Una too like make noise. Empty brains being brainwash by fiction "biafra"

Mumu wey no go live long na im you be

helinues:
And who dah hell is this?

No be only Macaroni but Spaghetti

Nigeria was never great ,stop living in dream land

Joylove2324:
It's just a matter of time, all these trouble will pass and Nigeria shall great again. Let's keep our hope alive

You do not know him ,so shut that gutter you call mouth

Yellowtree:
People understand phases differently. You won't be surprised if you wake up tomorrow and see RENO and good luck in APC...

ONLY people who don't know Reno takes him seriously

You wey dey shout make person hustle ,how much dey your pocket ? Big girl how mucb u get ?

Simdyofficial:
Mr man hustle oo.. Make u no go dey think vanity upon vanity anytime new iPhone come out

All this small boys on Nairaland lol

Look in the mirror and you will see the exact replica of a dead,old,glory chewing,headslamming old fool.....you will never get close to what he has accomplished in your entire miserable life

Sunday2021:
Very good DSS. The useless old fool must die in prison.

Please give an example, you mean not mentally ok like your darling buhari?

afroniger:
He doesn't look mentally ok to me. Something's just off about him. Like he might be going senile.

Anything a black man. Doesn't understand is termed art of God, will of God .lazy brain can't think

Greatzeus:
An act of God.

Crawl back from the sh*t hole you came out from YOU BLACK COLONISED MONKEY..

Righteousness2:
Bible Endtimes Prophecies being Fulfilled from Coast to Coast.

Listen!
The Signs are Everywhere about the coming of JESUS,
When the Belivers shall be taken away from this World,
Would you be among them, that will be taken away, when the Trumpet shall Sound,
Nairalanders, think about this thisday!

There is nothing like generation curse you fool

sirjoggy:
Please don't try it bro, it can create a generation curse

Let her know it's a privilege to date a nigerian man,who goes Zimbabwe? Zimbabwe Don baf?

Martinelli35:
I am going to make this as brief as possible. I have noticed a trend with the reputation Nigerians seem to have with other Africans. I am currently dating a girl from Zimbabwe and we both are resident in England. The day I asked her out, she was initially a bit skeptical and told me her father had told her to avoid ending up with a Nigerian, I asked her why and she told me she had no idea.

We started dating and I began to get an idea of the reputation we had, obviously she was scared I had a wife and some kids back in Nigeria, I had to convince her that this was not the case and that I genuinely liked her.

Another time she told her friend from Zambia that she was dating a Nigerian and was told to be careful while dealing with me as a Nigerian.
It’s not all bad though, obviously we also have a reputation of being smooth talkers, she told me that we Nigerians have a way with words and that can make us irresistible at times. Who else has experienced this?