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Aufbauh:
I'll just forgive your ignorance. Some of you guys are too inept to know what culminates to abuse or provocation breaking rule 2.

What do you mean by 'irredeemable asslicker'?
Applauding my President for an obvious compliment accorded him has make me an asslicker according to you? Lat me considered it as a phrase you've seen somewhere and wants to imprint it your comment.

Then In your myopia the Ethiopian PM should be the ultimate asslicker.

You guys always speak from your anus to feel good,who knows okowa ? A two time sitting governor?a senator ? Someone that was a founding father of pdp? A Political chess player?only those that haven't been in delta state talk like you .

TheSupleemLeada:
after all the ass kissing and slavery of Igbo people in PDP, the party doesn't even see them fit enough for VP spot. The loosers now want to snuggle in a south south Igbo man in the name of okowa. Who sabi okowa? Doesn't he come from the same village of the Igbo coupist that murdered sultan Bello? . PDP fielding this bumb is a recipe for disaster. Jonathan or Wike is still a better option.

Whenever a woman says you are a real man ,know that your own haf finish ,simply means a loyal singing man just kicked this scenerio

Sundaycomputer:
That is real men for u

Aboki where is your kettle ?

yyba:
Illiterates miscreants kawai

You are quick to label ipob terrorists ,how about bandits and boko haram?

trutharena:
Lol after threatening him.

If he did not retract that statement, he might not live to see next week when IPOB terrorists are done with him.

Look in the mirror ,you will see a very shameless man

greatiyk4u:
Reno has refused to give up even when Buhari has ignored him totally



Shameless man

Shut up your yeast infested mouth....all the killings in the North East, you didn't shout ,where iare the kidnapped school girls ?

Cyberterror:
Ipob terrorists keep draining blood. If you are an Ipob praise singer, just know that you joined to kill that man. Anything that comes to kill, steal and destroy is from Satan, so is Biafra.

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MyopicMods:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/9/mechanic-shot-dead-by-unknown-gunmen-in-agulu-anambra-state-video.html

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Siggynigeria:
Update from

A 300 level law student of the Imo State University, Owerri, Kenneth Ibe who was reportedly abducted by gunmen, has been killed, Siggy reports.

The student, a native of Isiala Mbano local government area of the state was killed on Friday by his abductors and his body dumped along the road.

His friends took to Facebook to mourn him.

Chidiebube Okeoma, one of his kinsmen from Anara, described the killing as “dastardly ”

In a post, Okeoma said, “The killing of our brother from Isiala Mbano Local Government Area, Kenneth Ibe, a three hundred law student of Imo state University today is most unfortunate.

“Those who live by sword will die by the sword. What a world. Just dimmed such a shining light. My heart bleeds,”

The police are yet to react to the incident as the police spokesman, CSP Mike Abattam was not available for comments.

https:///abducted-300-level-imo-state-university-student-murdered-disturbing-photos/

I can assure you it's different gods ,we are closer to baboons ..bitter truth

Gratefulheart1:
Mumu country, always wasting years on things that can be fixed within seconds.


After building Berlin wall, they discover wall of China is what they need, after that they discover they also need towers of Babel to be able to see bandits properly.


Mumu black African race.


Sometimes I wonder if it's same God that created White people and Blacks.


Shame on black people.

Bad belle

Fundamentalist:
What about his Whitefield hotel

Too many simps in this thread for my liking WOW

ademidedavid:
My greetings nairalanders,
I am married for 10years now and blessed woth 3 wonderful kids but my woman is a bit difficult.

To cut the long story short, i went out with a colleague on friday and due to the fact that the kids are on holiday, i took my wife along because she was already raising the roof bout my outing ( NOTE: I have never ever gone out without my family to avoid wife's palava).

On getting there, she complained i was looking at some ladies lustfully which was not at all.......just trying to figure out some important things in my head. After which she complained that i was drunk.....lo and behold i wasnt because i dont take beer, i only take red wine, bullet and spinnorf......which i took a red wine and bullet before leaving the house and also took 3 bottles of spinnorff ( I was never drunk with all of those)

Fast forward to today, i am very open with my finances guess one of my mistakes.........she noticed that a thousand naira (#1000) was missing in my wallet and all means to explain to her proved abortive even though i give her money for things she love like body cream, cloths and others but after all nagging, i was vexed and went to the kids room which i politely asked her to let me be at the moment because i cant withstand her nagging over a thousand naira but she persisted and i have to shut the door against her but she opened it and told me she hates me and regret marrying me.....sounded like the rapture sound initially but later realised it actually came from my woman, my mother of my kids!!!!

i still cant place those words.....could it be out of anger or she actually mean the words for real?

Please help a heartbroken brother.

Old woman ,thankyou

Xilsbridalhouse:
You are thanking those young guys who are probably jambites for giving you wrong advice ? Okay o!


Kontinue!

Simps consoling themselves

ogbenimax007:
sir cool your mind they are all the same... My wife always tell me she regret marrying me whenever we had misunderstanding but she never 4 once think abt we going our separate ways

Someone told you her real mind,being the simp you are ,you are still contemplating..only God knows that a mere girlfriend cannot even say such to me not to talk about a wife.DEATH TO SIMPS

ademidedavid:
My greetings nairalanders,
I am married for 10years now and blessed woth 3 wonderful kids but my woman is a bit difficult.

To cut the long story short, i went out with a colleague on friday and due to the fact that the kids are on holiday, i took my wife along because she was already raising the roof bout my outing ( NOTE: I have never ever gone out without my family to avoid wife's palava).

On getting there, she complained i was looking at some ladies lustfully which was not at all.......just trying to figure out some important things in my head. After which she complained that i was drunk.....lo and behold i wasnt because i dont take beer, i only take red wine, bullet and spinnorf......which i took a red wine and bullet before leaving the house and also took 3 bottles of spinnorff ( I was never drunk with all of those)

Fast forward to today, i am very open with my finances guess one of my mistakes.........she noticed that a thousand naira (#1000) was missing in my wallet and all means to explain to her proved abortive even though i give her money for things she love like body cream, cloths and others but after all nagging, i was vexed and went to the kids room which i politely asked her to let me be at the moment because i cant withstand her nagging over a thousand naira but she persisted and i have to shut the door against her but she opened it and told me she hates me and regret marrying me.....sounded like the rapture sound initially but later realised it actually came from my woman, my mother of my kids!!!!

i still cant place those words.....could it be out of anger or she actually mean the words for real?

Please help a heartbroken brother.

When will God turn his front on idiots like you?this is not a religious news

Afamsi:
Its sad to say, but Russia is the next world power... God has turned His back on America.

Poverty doesn't die in Jesus name ,it's by working hard/smart

gamopython:
Poverty must die 8n Jesus name

Middle class people and their love for being trapped in the rat race ......living rich and dying broke

Esseite:
Someone earns about 400k monthly which is suppose to be a very good salary, but his expenses despite frugal is not cutting it.. he has been advised on marriage countless times, but he does not just know how to support such. He tries to make people see reason as to why the "big boy tag" does not fit because he cant see it at all..

- his job prevents me from cooking and he really does not know how to cook either, really really bad at cooking.
- he stays in an apartment of 1m/annum, which is somewhat not luxury I think.

Rent - 84,000 monthly (average 2 bed)
Security - 5,000 monthly
Estate security - 3,000 monthly
Cleaner - 5,000 monthly
Dstv - 9,500 monthly
Auto Fueling - 50,000 monthly
Auto servicing - 7,000 (3mths projection)
Auto miscellenous/charges - 10,000 (tolls,pr)
Generator fuel/service - 30,000 monthly
Laundry - 10,000 monthly
Feeding - 77,500 (2,500/day)
Hangout/chills/network - 30,000 (7,500/week)
Clothing/wears/accessories - 10,000 (monthly)
Electricity bill - 10,000(monthly)
Gifts - 10,000(monthly- No wife/No GF)
Home maintenance/personal care- 10,000 (monthly)
Healthcare miscellenous - 5,000 (monthly)
Internet data - 10,000 (monthly)
Recharge card - 16,000 monthly (500 daily)

Total = N395,200
Savings - 7,800

How in the world would he explain to people that he does not have. He is an introverted character and a very frugal in finances. He didnt not factor in furnishing et all.. he has no school fees and multiple mouths to feed.

� man wey mumu

Mightymanna:
Rugga or No rugga desertification as a result of climate change will push us down South, i and my family have chose the fertile areas of Owerri west to settle incase we are to from from Kano state

Chest beater ,my brother wey mumu.
Most smart and all your Yoruba villages looks like we are still in 1837.do not ever put smart and black people together, our fathers have failed woefully and we have also failed woefully .

cryptotech:
They are the most smart, successful and intelligent black ethnic group in Africa and the world, go and ask England they will tell you. People that have invented talking drum to the amazement of the European and to strengthen their defense, they have organised system of government in ancient times, the Oyo empire.
They just got it honestly, let them withdraw their intellectual contribution to present day Nigerian as a country and see how Nigerian will look like, is it the almajiri of the north (Boko Haram) or the trader from the East (ipob) that will fill the gap in education, engineering, technology, industry, housing, entertainment, tourism, ICT and civilization.

Typical quote of a weak,archaic,religious,poor,
uninformed,brain-washed ignorant and
delusional black human that leaves everything beyond his power,control and understanding to God.

Michaelin1:
Only God can rescue this country

Pucci is only powerful to puccified men and simps like you .......a man that can control his sexual feelings has solved 80 percent of his problems.

rottenPussy:
Humanly speaking, the only thing more powerful than PUCCI on earth is GOVERNMENT

Why do you guys always tag deviating from the norm for a better society as "fighting" u a never tire for this lawlessness in the country?

Lordgel:
Osibanjo now fighting against Christianity.. Power really intoxicates..

Who do you ,e no go better for am ISE

Righteousness2:
Just look how shattered the world is in terms of Nation against Nation and Kingdon against Kingdom, Wars and Rumors of wars.

Australia Vs China
China Vs Taiwan
Russia Vs Ukraine
North Korea Vs South Korea
France Vs USA
Russia Vs USA
Israel Vs Iran and others
China Vs USA
Russia, China Vs NATO
Japan Vs China
Turkey Vs Isreal
Hezebollah Vs Israel
And the list goes on..

All these are Happening in this Season just as the Bible said .
If You Don't Believe JESUS is the only way to be Saved, it is Really unfortunate.

If you Don't Believe the RAPTURE is about to Shake this Earth, I Pity You.

Ever had of organ transplant? Wake up back child

BigDawsNet:
Medically it's really not a good idea...


If they work on or Develop a serum to stop ageing...

How do you control the Organs?

You can't make the organs to stop working towards it's expiration date ...

It's a waste of billions dollars time project

So says a naive african that doesn't think out of the box,there is buildings today taller than the tower of babel ,keep that your bible story book aside and think

donbachi:
Similar to tower of babel story...e no go end well.

Mgbeke feeling fly

saphiere:
Another reason I hate men. You people are always rude. Can't you correct someone without showing your ego?

Yes because he stood for his right ,you wish say e go just keep quiet like churchill,

MajorOvakporaye:
This Kpokpogri of a guy is a scammer
He is a criminal

Is he not saying the truth ?

Hangmnk:
Southern leaders and childish behaviors

I believe you mean opposite of all you just typed or you are just not mentally ok

Exkandayee:
I believe her since is s.a,if na naija lol,her ass for don go mileage by now, I've dated many s.a ladies, they are good but Dem dey ugly

Or if only she didn't deceive the Italian? How about from that perspective?

poshestmina:
That word 'friend ' scares me.

If only she had kept her plans to herself!!!
Rest in peace .