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Romance / Re: She Cheated With A Married Man Now This. Please Advice. by Michelle55: 9:34pm On May 25, 2022
You better focus on yourself and leave that girl, she's in the whoring stage and there's nothing you say or do now that would deter her from getting dicked by others.
On the other hand, you can decide to be a gentleman and accept her back, the choice is yours bro.

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Romance / Re: How A Three Weeks Old Relationship Ended Because Of Magzi Shawarma (photos) by Michelle55: 8:24pm On May 20, 2022
killmods:
Never date broke girls. U will end up frustrated even if u can provide... it's always gimme gimme. Almajiri relationships.

She gave herself away with her message below. Na hustler she be that guy was just slowing her down. It's good for both of them that they ended it.

Meanwhile from the Twitter reactions it's very obvious a lot of these girls are dependent on guys to survive and even get normal basic stuffs. Apart from that Eniolami girl the rest girls are just shameless leeches who will do u more harm. And some will still claim feminists and they can't even take care of their immediate needs grin

So many stupid guys on the comments tho.

Where that Mosdii guy sef when u need him undecided
He should come and do what biko? undecided
At least she said her truth rather than leading the guy on and be smashing another guy behind him. smiley
Properties / Re: This Is Why Ive Been Avoiding A Shared Apartment. How Can I Handle This? by Michelle55: 5:50pm On May 18, 2022
Lol, the person behind this moniker is a clown no be lie cheesy
See as I just dey laugh as she dey describe how her roomie take open yarnsh waaaaa grin
Follow her open too nau and if you ain't cool with it, have a polite conversation with her, and who knows you guys might find a common ground.
Tbh, there's nothing wrong in walking unclad in the presence of a fellow lady. I guess that's how she is and she's been free with you.

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Family / Re: .... by Michelle55: 1:41pm On May 17, 2022
190k for a short let when you can easily get a single room for that amount or are you allergic to starting small?
There are ladies out there who would be willing to share an apartment with you so long you pay part of the bills when it's due so, why this stress of begging strangers for money when your family and those who know you physically can't help you?

I've said it before and I'm saying it again, your sob stories are full of irregularities and no sane person would want to lose their money over someone who comes off as a scammer.

There are thousands of loan apps that would be willing to lend you some of the money to get an apartment even if it's a single room, must your first start be a self-contained apartment? The most important thing is you've gotten a place to lay down after the day's work and you can comfortably design it to your taste as time goes on.

Drop this entitled mentality because no one here owes you anything and if you think there's anyone who owes you that, kindly channel your anger to your family and friends because they know you better yet couldn't extend a helping hand to you.

Meanwhile, this a thread on nairaland https://www.nairaland.com/4429562/find-roommate-lagos-only-graduates that can help you get a comfortable place to stay. Just state what you want and someone who has the same thing and an amount range would indicate, that you didn't find an apartment this long was because you weren't seriously looking for one, I would like to think that you are more focused on the monetary aspect than the apartment itself

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Romance / Re: Help: Billing Is Too Much Around Me by Michelle55: 12:46pm On May 14, 2022
Nazgul:
Stop giving people the impression that you have money and the billing will stop.

To avoid family billing, call them and complain, if they call you first, start complaining about your work and how things are hard before they even say anything. Believe me dem no go get mind bill you.

To avoid friends billing, stop posting your progress on social media, when you keep uploading your progress on Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp status, what do you expect? You buy car you post it, you change accommodation you post it, you buy 60" smart TV you post it, you enter Dubai, you post it...you're directly indirectly inviting Billings.

For neighbours...Things like LAWMA, security, cleaning...etc bills, deliberately wait till the last day before you pay. Not because you don't have the money but because you don't want them to see you like one baba olowo. Once they see how hard it is for you pay ordinary security bill, nobody would bill you.

These is how I escape billing from people. No be say I too get o, but considering how hard things are in Nigeria, a man on clean suit can easily be compared to Elon musk.
Ehen.. I don catch you today, so this is why you've been avoiding me abi? cheesy

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Food / Re: Prices Of Rice In Nigeria Per Bag (may 2022) by Michelle55: 5:10pm On May 10, 2022
Location: Lagos
25kg of rice: 15,500
Romance / Re: Girls Choose Your Body Shape & Boys Choose The Body Shape You Like (pic) by Michelle55: 8:21pm On May 07, 2022
F.. Looking for ways to reduce to C sad

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Family / Re: Please Help Me My Marriage Is In Danger by Michelle55: 4:19pm On May 06, 2022
Solacemk:
Thanks for all your advice, I finally did what someone here advice me not to, I'm sorry Bro i have no any other option.

I checked her Whatsapp chat and to my surprise i saw her chat with the guy with all the photos she sent him, he even asked her to send him her pic naked which she said ok but didn't send according to the chat history, i don't know if she send and delete the chat.

After getting all the facts i called her inside and i asked her who is so so person? She's kinda surprised. Then i told her everything that i saw in her Whatsapp chat. She started crying, kneeling down and begging me to forgive her that it's the work of the devil.

I'm really confused now. I left the house i didn't say anything.

Please is there any chance of me winning a case in the court if i sue the guy? And what's your suggestions regarding the cheater wife? Please i need quick reply. I'm totally out of control. Thank you all
Abi is my eyes paining me? What business do you have with the guy in the first place to drag him to court?
Mr man, the person you have a case with is your wife. If your wife can't respect the vows she took to stay faithful to you is it the said strange guy that would respect you and your marriage?
She is the cheat so take whatever decision you wish to take but spare the guy after all he didn't force your wife to open her legs or to cheat on you undecided the decision to cheat with another man is solely on her.
I'm sure you saw all these red flags during courtship but turned a blind eye hoping she would change in the confinement of marriage, 8months is too soon to start losing interest in each other to the extent of cheating.
Have a heart to heart talk with her and find ways to fix your marriage( that's if you still desire to stay married to her).

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 4:15pm On May 05, 2022
Juliearth:




Look at even the set of curtains up there. 4 sets for 100k? With that same amount, you can get up to 6 sets of original Turkish curtains, inner and other accessories.
My eye bin no go to the curtain na as una mention am, naim I run go check am.
The guy greed tie wrapper and gele come wear boots join cheesy
Boya in think say we be small pikins for here.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 3:03pm On May 05, 2022
ojehmario1969:


Lol
E shock me oo
I dey see curtain
100k grin
He added the price of his frustration against Nigeria to the goods hence the exorbitant prices
Na only person wey no know the value of im money and hardwork go close eyes buy those used goods from him cheesy

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 2:59pm On May 05, 2022
Luluweee:


As you stay in "face me i face you', i dont expect you to know quality...keep moving please!
grin indeed, kuku use gun to sell the quality cooker ceo of 5 bedroom duplex. grin
Onye oshi!!

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 2:41pm On May 05, 2022
Omihanifa:


You dey mind this one undecided
Person way one sell curtain for 100k cheesy
How much come be the new one undecided
Omo, I just tire for the kind big prices where I dey see for here. Boya they think say all of us wey dey here na mumu when it comes to buying of goods, fear no even catch the person at all. Im just open mouth waaaaa drop price cheesy

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 2:35pm On May 05, 2022
Luluweee:
Good day,

I have the following items for sale, location is Ajah

1) 4 sets of curtains with the transparent curtain lace-100k (rods included)
2) 2 long settee -60k
3) Scanfrost 4 burner gas cooker 90k
4) Mini bed and mattress 50k
5) Single cushion chair and stool with matching side pillow 50k

What's the color of your greed, please? I want to check something, so if person count 90k give you, you go collect without the fear of God? undecided

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Caught Your BFF Or Gf Cheating by Michelle55: 9:52am On May 04, 2022
Slynation:
long time Michelle... cheesy I've been seeing plenty of this moniker but the Michelle I first knew was a lady
Omo I dey oh, those other Michelles na counterfeit oh.
They are trying so hard to copy me but they forgot that it can only be me and no other Michelle55, ihutago! cheesy

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Caught Your BFF Or Gf Cheating by Michelle55: 8:05am On May 04, 2022
Here to read comments.. smiley
Family / Re: 1st Born In The House, How You All Cope? by Michelle55: 1:57pm On May 03, 2022
bdchange:

Lolz..imagine you..then u are saying I am lucky when it is only you enjoying the palliatives mama is dishing out..I wish I was in your position, butterfly would have lived in my stomach.
Lol.. You think it's easy to be in my position too? Life no balance true true, here I am wishing I've got one sibling and there you are wishing to switch positions with me cheesy
Omo eh, I weak with this ya wish grin
Family / Re: 1st Born In The House, How You All Cope? by Michelle55: 1:49pm On May 03, 2022
bdchange:

Lolz...my immediate sister is always jealous that my Mom pampers me too much. Hope u are not in my shoe?
Lucky you! You've got siblings but I don't, ain't sharing the attention with anyone else.
Family / Re: 1st Born In The House, How You All Cope? by Michelle55: 11:23am On May 03, 2022
bdchange:

Let me shock you, when I became a youth and I visited my Mom. She asked me that who is washing my clothes. She asked if I could be bringing them for her to be washing for me, so it won't disturb my work. I swear I don't know where to start laughing from. In my mind this woman, still think I am a baby..funny mothers
Glad you can relate bro, I don kuku let myself get used to her pampering. No be me say make God bless me with an angel as a mother. cheesy
Family / Re: 1st Born In The House, How You All Cope? by Michelle55: 9:11am On May 03, 2022
bdchange:

Woww..this is wonderful. Kudos to them. As for your mother, some are like that. Whenever I give my mom money, she will even be telling me, hope she is not bothering me. Sometimes she will want to return from the little I gave her. I will just laught it off..
It can be annoying sometimes you know, I could remember her calling to ask if I need money to buy Christmas wears one xmas period like that, omo na so I weak cos she was on loud speaker that day. My friends couldn't stop laughing at me.
I asked her if she realized how old I am and that I'm capable of taking care of myself, she said she knows but that doesn't reduce the fact that I'm still her baby no matter how old I get, na so I kuku keep kwayet and let her do her wish.
Family / Re: 1st Born In The House, How You All Cope? by Michelle55: 9:43pm On May 02, 2022
Medianna:

You dont have to flaunt it like indian hair
Just say you're an only child cool cool cool
Ewooo.. Which one is indian hair again kwanu? cheesy kuku kee me grin
Family / Re: 1st Born In The House, How You All Cope? by Michelle55: 9:19pm On May 02, 2022
Medianna:

For mum to knock on your door it mean you're still wanting.
They keep quite doesn't mean they don't need it.
Na just of recent I get that sense. Am not a first childdo
I'm not wanting babe smiley that's the kinda treatment you get when you're the first and last they've got, they keep insisting that I'm still a child, I no kuku get strength to argue with dem. cheesy

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Family / Re: Good Morning Fam. Another Successful Morning Of My JOURNEY pics by Michelle55: 3:42pm On May 02, 2022
PrinceofAgoAre:
are you really female??.



You seem like a wicked one...
Very wicked I must admit... I can smell a scam from a mile away when I see one, this sob story has so many irregularities written all over it and I can't sit back and watch a scammer rip people off.
So yeah, I'm a wicked female and I proudly wear the title.
Do you mean to tell me that in the supposed area where she lives and works, there is no female to share rent with?
Lagos must be filled with demolished houses if that's the case.
Let her deactivate and come up with a new moniker but this time she should come up with a more convincing story.

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Family / Re: Good Morning Fam. Another Successful Morning Of My JOURNEY pics by Michelle55: 10:20am On May 02, 2022
All this shalaye is not needed, stop these sob stories of yours and get a life.
No one will part with their hard-earned money just because you dropped a pitiable story of how displaced you are, only you created 5 threads all on one c0ck and bull story.
Make I clear you, shishi you no go see and that's the truth.
Where are the mods sef? Kindly delete all these bullshiit of a story mbok.

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Family / Re: 1st Born In The House, How You All Cope? by Michelle55: 6:00am On May 02, 2022
I'm coping well all thanks to my parents who don't disturb me for anything, mom sometimes calls to ask if I need monetary assistance sef grin
That woman won't stop amazing me! smiley

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Finally Sacks Many Old Diamond Staff by Michelle55: 6:26pm On Apr 26, 2022
Cutehector:
As a banker, live as though you'll lose your job the next day by always investing in landed properties, always applying for new jobs and always developing your cv.


Bye. And please do not date jobless girls.
Boss mi cheesy, how do you know that the girls are jobless? Isn't dating a full-time job anymore? grin
Properties / Re: Nigerians Warned Against Renting A House In Iyana Oworo, Lagos by Michelle55: 7:20am On Apr 25, 2022
pocohantas:


This one pass Lagos matter o. My heart just dey beat fast as I was reading comments. This is tyranny. On top person money? I wonder what is the catch because I would instantly be turned off by a house with numerous flats like say na barracks or a university off-campus lodge.
The catch is the 280k,
Secondly, it seems to be closer to the island and way cheaper than most houses you would see these days.
Let's say when one rents the house and pays a total package of 350/400k as against the whooping sum of 600/800k most agents would pressure you to pay in order to get an apartment close to the island, unsuspecting tenants would readily grab the offer with both hands.
Truth is, that landlord na werey and he needs a fellow werey to teach him a hard lesson, perhaps he still thinks he's in prison where he commands attention and bullies fellow inmates forgetting that the masses now have a voice.
Wicked man with wicked vibes!!

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Family / Re: A Guest That Doesn't Want To Leave by Michelle55: 7:00am On Apr 25, 2022
I don't want to believe that you're this spineless bro undecided
The woman you married with your hard-earned money is telling you not to butt your head in her family business and still sees nothing wrong spending your money in taking care of the said family business, i.e. BIL( how ironic) cheesy
Now ask yourself this question, if it's your brother would she have accepted for him to stay this long without throwing tantrums?
She would find 1001 reasons why he's just leeching off on you and finds it lazy to do anything meaningful with his time. She go don put fire for Ya yarnsh to eject him from your home but as per say na her own relative, she no fit talk am.


See, I'm not against an in law housing and feeding the family members of his wife as long as it's balanced from both sides. You can't give me orders in my house, if my husband says you should work and contribute a quota in running the house omo you go do am, I don't care if you're from my husband's side or mine.

When has yahoo yahoo suddenly become a job or business?

Bros, give him a deadline; either he gets a job and be useful to himself while under your roof or he should pack his belongings and go back to his fathers house. C'est fini!
Lastly, it's time you man up and be the head of the house, issues like this is something you can handle without breaking a sweat.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Michelle55: 3:44pm On Apr 24, 2022
ambient:


It is very delicious,they either thicken it by adding pounded yam or eat it that way.i always go to the oguta every Xmas for the food.
Foodie.. See as we use peppersoup take carry you go grin

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Michelle55: 1:32pm On Apr 24, 2022
ambient:


Hahahahaha na lie e get one catfish delicacy them dey use tomato and yam cook,I too like that food ehhh,you sure say you dey enter village well well?
tongue omo, e don tey small but I haven't tried making peppersoup with tomatoes before but I go try am soon and tell you how it turns out. cheesy

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