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Vision101:
@greenie77

A Nigerian lady working as a Consultant with McKinsey as your casual sex partner......dream on! If she wan loose steam, there are better ponds to fish from.


@me
Don't mind all these fake requests. Let me recommend my former friend who has passed me and is now the boss of dmo.

Ewu canned beer.

It's Ewu Gambia..

OP, perhaps you should try going out once in a while you might get lucky to get what you seek.

GenBuhari:
I am Emeka from Anambra but your tribe or country is unimportant as long as you are black.

I hate IPOB and their fake Biafra agitation

58 years old , 6' 3" (1.93m) , you own height doesn't matter, but you must not be obese (too fat).

Officially still married (for now) with 4 daughters and I want more children but marriage is irrevocably finished.

I am not following any religion at present but your own religion is up to you.

My interests include politics and current affairs, athletics and health.
I am not sexually demanding in fact I need to be more active.

I am currently in diaspora but will return very soon permanently.

You must be age 21 - 40 years old.

Education, employment and health status (e.g. blood type etc) unimportant.

You must have a happy and calm calm personality.
Well mannered .
healthy and fit and ready to have children
Hard-working , domesticated
Loyal and supportive.
PM me or email : usownt@yahoo.co.uk

Isn't 4kids enough already? Or are you looking to raise a football team?

VirileNelly2420:
If u closes ur husband's chapter at d oza rum, whose chapter u go com open?

... asking for a friend

must I open the chapter to another person ni?

Channah1:
Yeah. Thanks.

We SUs don't pop Champagne .

Inukwa
Bring it, I will pop it myself edakun

realestate99:
Lol!! Bush baby no dey enter gated environment.

Can you officially invite bushbaby? At least, we are sure he's going to come with the billionaire mat na only the mat ayam interested in.

Sanmel:
Lawanson. I managed to eat out of it this afternoon but not without thinking while eating, it's a crazy feeling really..

Send me address biko, that food mustn't waste

realestate99:
Lol!!! It is a popular Yoruba folklore, bush baby always cry with their mat in their hand, some people believe if you can get the mat from them you will become rich.....like I said they are just mere folklore and viral hearsay.
https://www.oriire.com/post/the-tale-of-a-mystery-mat

Sanmel:
I eat more when I'm unhappy so it's possible.. Besides, some people need energy to cry

Hahaha... This life is unbalanced walai, I usually don't have an appetite when I'm sad. Perhaps, you can teach me how to eat when I'm unhappy

Sanmel:
For over 5 years now, I rarely eat any kind of meat because there's this strange feeling of guilt within me whenever I'm cutting or chewing meat.. I suddenly begin to imagine the animal being alive and the thought of that alone makes me nauseous.
However, I do eat different kinds of fishes and eggs. The annoying thing is my mind is beginning to bother me again concerning this one that I've been managing to enjoy.

For few days now, I've been craving banga soup so I decided to prepare it today. I bought all the ingredients I needed and I chose to use catfish, I bought a big one to enjoy myself very well.
After offloading on getting home, I decided to prepare my catfish for the cooking. Picked a knife to complete the half cutting that was done in the market, as I touched the fish, I noticed it was still pulsating after over 30mins of purchase. It really broke my heart and I became so emotional. I thought of just throwing it away but then I just poured a handful of salt over it and left the kitchen.
After about 30mins, I went back and managed to complete the preparation and then the soup..

The thing now is I've completely lost appetite for the meal I've been craving for just because of this.

Is like I'd start working towards becoming a vegetarian and I hope it's going to be an interesting venture..

Who else experiences this? How do you cope with such feelings?

Juliet751:
I find comfort in food,it's part of a partice called emotional eating.

Abeg, coman teach me

Samakus:
. NL is not for the weak

Bad gyal. You ended up referring to it as Keke Napep . Now who's not nice?

Keke napep is bigger and can accommodate 3/4 persons or would you have preferred I call his D okada ni?

Samakus:
All these explanations about your D just so you don't feel too bad anymore

We know you're pretty small down there. If your babe repeatedly say that you're small, you're small nah

Be nice
OP, don't worry much about what your girl said but writing all those sexual escapades your D has had with other girls isn't necessary.
Be proud of ya machine(D) even if na keke napep.

Mammie330:
Like I really can't deal.�

NzubechiPeru:
Hello Nairalanders,Please What Can I take to last long in bed,My babe is coming to visit for the first time and she is coming this evening.The babe fine die..I usually last 10 minutes,wetin I go take make I reach up to 30 minutes??..I no get erectile dysfunction oo,na just say e no dey hard for me I done cum..Thanks

Juliet751:
Throughout that day,i was just crying and eating.

Oturatetuala:
Crying like a bush baby. Damn u Temitayo! That night you broke with me at peckham, Ogun Kee u.

NewSoul:
I guess this so called ignored dude is very much "richer" than he was 6 years ago. Op has been stalking him on social media and she can see the dude is balling and chilling with ladies far above her class. Now she's still single and suicidal up to the point she had to open a thread after over half-a-decade later. She's less beautiful than she was and all her previous "fvck/plays boys" are tired of her and have dumped her. Nobody wants her . Now she's stalking a dude she coldly told to get out, no be juju be that

I said it in one thread and I will say it again. Any lady that ghosts you or dumps you so harshly or coldly her secret prayer is that you don't make it in life so her mind can be pleased and she can thank "god" that she skipped an unfortunate person. Your best revenge is to be successful, it pains them to the bone marrow especially when they are already certified "evening Newspaper"

As for the dude that stopped talking to her when she disrespected him. My utmost respect goes to him. He's a real MVP and not a simp. He knows his value and worth that's why he was making it clear to this madam op that he's a ladies' man and girls are all over him. If op understood him and had wisdom she'll know this dude wasn't bragging but telling her facts. He just wanted you to know there are/were many beautiful women better than you who were/are struggling to be with him but for some reasons his heart chose you. He was subtly telling you not to take him for granted. But you just had to look for a silly excuse to discard him because you wanted to be free to continue your whoredom with "fvck boys" . Where are they now? They've left your sorry ass . If he had continued talking to you, it wouldn't have changed anything because you would have treated him worse and embarrassed him more. So he did well if you can give me his number I'll like to send a token to him for being a man and not a SIMP, a man of value that knows his worth and would not let anyone treat him otherwise. He's my type of guy

Well the reason you are feeling this way after 6 years is because you have missed your "God given husband" and you can feel it in your spirit. A 7 day fast on water only praying for marital favour and bliss and an encounter at the annual SHILOH can repair this damage you have done.

These I have seen

God1000:
you mean you don't have siblings?

You can have me for free

Lol.. Nothing is free even in Freetown.