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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Michelle55: 10:53am On Apr 24, 2022
ambient:


Why is it red? Did you add tomatoes like the oguta peopl[/b]e or just red pepper?
[b]We don't add tomatoes to our peppersoup biko
E fit be say na fake Ogutarians you see cheesy

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Religion / Re: Today Is Good Friday by Michelle55: 8:48am On Apr 15, 2022
Mahajj:
read before you comment
Oh, I sure did and I perfectly understood the game bro grin however, let me help you understand what you just performed, your scamming tactics are wack, and anyone can see right through it cheesy

Better luck next time!
Just so you know, this moniker of yours don cast and you no go get shishi from anybody here so it's best you deactivate and try ya luck elsewhere.
Religion / Re: Today Is Good Friday by Michelle55: 8:37am On Apr 15, 2022
Mahajj:
calm down you don't understand what is happening if you see her you will be speachless. Am not just here am doing anything possible to save her
So by doing everything possible to save her you mean begging online and creating threads?
Omo, I honestly don't know the colour of your problems but whatever it is, may you find solutions to them.

Person mama dey die as he claimed yet he's on every thread on nairaland begging instead of approaching family members and siblings to do the needful.
Wehdone boss!!

smiley
Religion / Re: Today Is Good Friday by Michelle55: 8:29am On Apr 15, 2022
Mahajj:
I am reaching out to everyone regarding the kidney stones disease my mom dignosed that ruins my mom's life presently. I plead with anyone who can help me with 40k to enable me take her to the hospital in time.
she noticed unusual changes in her body, and strength.

I Have been taking care of the bills but I have nothing anymore.

Please, I beg that you put me into consideration and assist me to get rid of this sickness from her. I do not want her to die in silence Please, I will also be grateful if you make any contribution, I am on my knees.

Thank You
Una no dey tire?
Zukwanike nwokem!
I'm tired of all these bullshiit you guys are displaying on naira land every single day, it's time the mod curb all these wahala nau.
You registered this month and every one of your threads is centered on begging using your innocent( imaginary) mom.
Bros abeg, the country is already hard enough let's not add swindling and scamming to it.

What about your extended families, siblings, and close-knitted friends?
If they don't have to give you, what assures you that strangers you don't know how they are managing will do that for you?

Omo, rest in IJN!!
Business / Re: What Is Consuming Your Money Presently?? by Michelle55: 9:10am On Apr 14, 2022
Food! I don round like Robo Robo cry I can't even see my feet anymore that's to tell you how biiiigggg I am right now cheesy

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 8:46am On Apr 12, 2022
FutureFocus:

Cost of clearing is high now, it’s a quality one, 50 meters long, can be detached too.
18k last , even 50meters ordinary hose in the market will cost more than that Ma, there are 4 people on it, so it’s for the fastest finger, contact details on my signature, ignore whatever truecaller is showing.
Okay boss
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 8:23am On Apr 12, 2022
FutureFocus:


18k last Sir.
15k nko?
Romance / Re: Marriage Is A Fraud" Man Cries Out After Finding Out His Wife Is In Love With... by Michelle55: 8:58am On Apr 11, 2022
MrSensor:
fours kids? Even the auto correct is tired of nonsense grammar .
Comrade, take it easy on the vawulence cheesy it's the beginning of a new week. Let's not start it with vawulence smiley

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Family / Re: My Younger Sister. by Michelle55: 8:49am On Apr 11, 2022
OP, you've got no right to invade her privacy and go as far as slapping her too, that's a sign of a woman beater. You need to work on your emotions and anger management, you will need it more. She's 20 for goodness sake, why would you open the message in the first place?

That she's your younger sister doesn't give you the right to invade her privacy cos she's no longer a child, your duty is to advice her and let her make her own mistakes. She would learn better that way.

There are things you need to handle with diplomacy and you have failed woefully the moment you raised your fist on her, you owe her an apology and after which you guys can have the talk.

I do know that you're trying to protect her but you are going about it the wrong way, change tactics and you guys can talk about anything without her being scared or uncomfortable. My uncle tried this harsh tactics with me while I was growing up but failed cos we're all strong-headed, you can only win me over with calmness and that's one thing he lacked and it ruined our relationship.

Start by apologizing for hitting her and then be friends with her, only then can you gently tell her the pros and cons of what she's embarking on in terms of relationship with men.

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Romance / Re: Never Marry Or Be Committed To This Type Of Ladies Pls. by Michelle55: 7:44am On Apr 09, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
ARRANT NONSENSE UPON ARRANT NONSENSE!!!!
1) there is nothing wrong with a woman going clubbing. a club is a place where anyone can go to distract themselves and enjoy an evening with friends, loved one and acquaintances.
2) why should a woman stop her lover from buying meals? who no like better things? shouldnt that man simply NOT buy made meals, to begin with?!
3) if two people are not sexually compatible then they shouldnt get married to begin with....just because you wanna have 5 rounds per night, go find yourself a babe who wants just the same.
4) there is nothing wrong with drinking spouse (male or female) it all depends on HOW MUCH THEY DRINK. having a glass of wine at dinner is not wrong, and actually very good for the health. FACT!
5) if a man is so insecure to think that speaking to an ex is a problem, then he needs to be by himself because your woman will talk to men, whether you like it or not. stop being a low self esteem puppet!
6) what kind of insecure men do we have today that if a woman does not call, it is wrong. if she does not call then that means SHE IS BUSY. she will send you a text and/or call you when she is free and basta. here is a clue: if you want to talk to your woman, why don't "you" call her?
Thank you for this, you've said it all! kiss
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 11:48pm On Apr 08, 2022
snillocer:


No. I will post the pics here once he gets it for me.

Collins Uchendu. 3101539639. Firstbank.

Thanks a lot, sir. Tbh, I can't thank you enough.
May heaven replenish your pocket in multiple folds, Amen.

By his grace, I have broken that curse — praise be to God. My mum must hear this first thing tomorrow morning.

Thanks once again.
Done!
Be respectful and diligently learn the skill, enjoy!

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 11:38pm On Apr 08, 2022
snillocer:


My boss said with 7k, I can get a new one. (Pls let me quickly check on jumia)
Drop your account details, whatever you choose to do after getting the money is solely up to you.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 11:35pm On Apr 08, 2022
snillocer:


I perfectly understand. But I've wasted so much time at home doing nothing. I just want to break that yoke of unproductiveness. That's why I'm struggling to get started with something. I want to start being productive. I'm eager to learn, sir.

I know things are hard out there, but please, kindly help me out if you can — I beg you in the name of God. I can go to the shop and take a pics there and send to you. I can also forward my boss contact for confirmation. I don't know what else to say.
How much is the clipper?
Family / Re: Can You Marry A Single Parent? by Michelle55: 9:36am On Apr 06, 2022
Yep!

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Family / Re: Man Rewards His Wife With A Trip To Kenya For Accepting His Proposal (Photos) by Michelle55: 8:37am On Apr 06, 2022
Mercychen:
Kenya of all places? shocked
Which kind trip be that one?

Some men don't know how to be romantic.



That is what he can afford for now, let's cut him some slacks smiley
It shows he would do more for his family if he's living in abundance, that's the kinda man some ladies crave for.

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Family / Re: Don't Kill Yourself If Your Wife Is Sleeping Around..... by Michelle55: 7:25am On Apr 06, 2022
Austinbiggy:
this topic enter my head o, am not even married and am having sleepless nights with my girlfriend, she stayed with her friend, and am asking her how she paid her bill and she's telling me is God and she's not working. some times some stories release a man's bondage
If she bills you.... Problem!
If she doesn't bill you but relies on her Maker.. Still problem!
How exactly is trusting God to take care of her enough reason to doubt her now?
Don't let SM create doubts and problems in your relationship where there are none.

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Family / Re: My Friend's Wife Always Loves Calling Me by Michelle55: 7:12am On Apr 06, 2022
Like play like play, pant go soon shift if this Op is not careful.
You have no business having a lengthy conversation with your friend's wife no matter how healthy you think it is, the earlier you cut ties with her the better for you.
Should anything happen between you both, your friend will take his wife's side even if she was the one who orchestrated everything from the onset. Borrow yourself some brains and put a stop to the nonsense before it lands you in the den of regrets and frustration.

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Romance / Re: My Friend with Benefit Is Pregnant by Michelle55: 11:03pm On Apr 05, 2022
21 and already a bonafide knackist!
Ayam loyal to ya government Op, lest I forget, I sell pampers of different sizes and baby food.
You don't have to worry much, I will give you good discount as per se we be nairaland inlaws. smiley

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Romance / Re: Women Try Asking Their Men To Send His Account Number; See Responses by Michelle55: 7:19am On Mar 30, 2022
Quite hilarious! This depicts the kinda parasitic relationships most male folks are into without realizing it.
You mustn't wait for a special occasion before treating your man right, it kinda gives him the assurance that you've got his back even when he doesn't say his struggles aloud.

Let's learn the act of giving irrespective of gender, it doesn't matter if you guys are dating or not. Learn to be generous!

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Who Sexually Harassed Ruger Breaks Silence (video) by Michelle55: 10:21am On Mar 29, 2022
MonkeyMods:
Abeg may ona free the girl after all na free publicity for Ruger's upcoming career

Nothing new

Artists around the world get that all the time
Did you mean this rubbish you typed or you are just joking?
So because he's a man, it simply means he can be sexually assaulted bah?
Your ilks are the reason why we have sexual predators( male/female) roaming amongst us since you saw nothing wrong in what she did.
What has their upcoming career got to do with him being openly assaulted by a woman?
No dey support rubbish make I no change am for you oh undecided

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Romance / Re: E B Like We Go Stop To They Ask Ladies How Are U by Michelle55: 6:54pm On Mar 28, 2022
Where una dey see all these types of girls sef? undecided
Romance / Re: Woman Risks Being Banned From Hospital After Sharing Photo Of Doctor Torn Boxer by Michelle55: 3:10pm On Mar 25, 2022
That woman is sick, what's her deal with the doctor's torn boxer?
She deserves to be banned since she couldn't mind the business that pays her, instead of her concentrating on her child while he or she is being attended to she's busy exposing her foolish self like she's got it all.
Misplaced priorities!

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Romance / Re: For The Ladies Only How Do You Tell A Man The Sex Is Bad? by Michelle55: 8:59am On Mar 25, 2022
Tbh, I ain't gonna tell you shit but I do know that such rubbish encounter won't repeat itself.
Once I leave, I either erase your number or archive it.
I will still chat with you normally and share jokes with you but I will never dream of giving it a second shot with you.
However, if I genuinely love and have your best interest at heart, bros I go tell you as e dey go and we would figure it out together. I will tease and commend your effort when I notice some changes that way, you will know that you ain't alone and I will always be there.

That's why it's important to date or be with someone that you are friends with, it makes communication easier and more fun. You get to tell each other their fukc ups lovingly and get a solution to the problem.

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Romance / Re: I Suspect My Fianceé Is Cheating On Me With Her Bestie Banker by Michelle55: 8:35am On Mar 25, 2022
At this point, count your loss and move on boss. Hurriedly ending the call with the other guy says it all but if you're cool sharing the punna with your deputy you can go ahead with the relationship and hope she doesn't pin someone's kid on you.
Good luck bro!

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Michelle55: 11:11am On Mar 24, 2022
FutureFocus:
, she’s the first defendant, can’t say much now !
I was just trying to take those things down but then, this is beyond repair
Kindly, let it go okay. True caller doesn't have your name as a scammer anymore, forgive and forget.

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Romance / Re: I Am Having A Problem With My Girlfriend. by Michelle55: 9:13pm On Mar 23, 2022
macho44:

Special Adviser For KNACKING Affairs grin grin
Ayam just saying yunno grin

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Family / Re: Is There Still Hope For Her? by Michelle55: 9:12pm On Mar 23, 2022
faithfull18:

Write your story please, we love to read them smiley
Seconded! It's been a while we feasted our eyes to good stories
Romance / Re: I Am Having A Problem With My Girlfriend. by Michelle55: 8:14pm On Mar 23, 2022
What do you want us to do about your dilemma op?
Do you want us to borrow you strength to nack ya woman?
Or do you want to employ the assistance of the young blood association to help you in servicing her?
Just tell us how you want us your online inlaws to help you wink
At 35, you ought to dey fire down but dis wan you don dey complain after 2/3 times a week, e get as e be oh.
E be like we go advise the geh to look for German machine as e be say ya engine wan knock, na sign e dey give you laidis.

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Family / Re: Is There Still Hope For Her? by Michelle55: 7:56pm On Mar 23, 2022
There's hope baby girl!!
Take away those things that seem to bother you off your mind( the no kids, no husband, and joblessness).
Be focused and intentional henceforth, try getting a job first, and be happy even without companionship. There's nothing to be depressed about as everyone has a timezone and when it gets to yours eventually, everything will fall into place.
Don't stress it, just live your life and let God do the rest for you.
When you get lonely, hang out with a few friends and have fun.
Nobody has it all, always remember that.
God fat you!

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