₦airaland Forum

Chrisx1x:
you think my life is like yours that revolves around nairaland, attacking other people just to get cheap likes, oga you are just a frustrated he-goat. Just fvck off

Go tell that to the elders in your house

Chrisx1x:
Are you normal at all?
Was I talking to you? Fvck off from my mention you.

Go get a life brov...

Havilaah1:
I guess he's pained because he's already like a son to my mum plus what his siblings are saying.

The best you can do for that realtionship is be with his mum and siblings what he has been with yours...The only constant thing in Life is change, work on yourself and change....When things goes south between you and your Man, those are the people that will talk sense to him....How will they do that if you are not close to them?My 2 cents

Chrisx1x:
You can only try and improve on your personality but you can't change who you really are. I know this because I am also an introvert. Its not easily flowing with people you aren't that familiar with.

He should try and understand you, try and talk to him, let him see you for who you are. If he can't defend you now before his family members, I don't know when he is going to do that. And right now, it seems he decided to chose family over you.

Shut up and Stop spewing rubbish I know you are not married in the first place......yen yen yen yen yen..

lusid:
old enough to participate in an orgy

I LOVE THIS answer......

SimplyFacts:
Disgusting,,,, God forbid!

Just the way some people eat dog and pork meat...and they disgust some people....
Pussy is sweet.....anyone needs a pussy eater pm me....

ezugegere:
You both need to make conscious efforts to make your marriage work. I think the major problem here is his inability to last, which can be solved.
Don't try to pressure him into MouthAction since he finds it disgusting. I too don't like it. I don't think it's healthy.

Why will a human being not like mouth action....omoh I dey chop pussy sha.....

saphiere:
Let him stop posting whenever Tonto is trending. These pictures were taken on Sunday. Why post it now?
Tonto has seen the picture even before Nairalanders saw it. Tonto his following a blogger on IG and that blogger uploaded the clips on his page. Dey thing is on Tonto's feeds.
My prayer for him is that this one crumbles even worse than the first one. He doesn't want Tonto's happiness why should I care about him? Everything Tonto said about this man is playing out.

Is he the Architect of Tonto's second problem??So he should not celebrate his own Son and family again because Tonto has a problemJust look at the prayer you prayed against someone that doesn't know you....purge the hatred in Your heart Aunty...

This is a veteran actor ooooooo, acting since before Iyabo OJo, Blessing Nkechi, Mercy Aigbe Destiny Etiko and all....what house does he have on the Island Just saying oooooooo, don't let them use your your head 98% of Nollywood girls are prostitutes.....

The same Sahara reporter that reported that Tinubu is dead??that guy is just obsessed with Buhari, Tinubu and APC.....lmfaooooooo

Great100000:
He said the truth about Leo.

Leo & CR7 are the kind of players that comes in maybe decades or century.

Wishing Leo best of Luck at PSG.

Iniesta, I still don't forgive you for the Goal you scored against us in 2009 Semi-Final.

Brov a last minute goal.....very hardctovforgive brov....I cannot forgive and forget too...lol

Pierocash:
No wonder DSS suddenly started treating him and offering him medical help for free.

Each time naija government or any of its officials hears about UK or US ,they start panicking.

E.G Super cop Kyari. US Visa that people are running over themselves to get,e reach Kyari turn ,the guy begin assemble lawyers to resist free visa to Yankee. Ogbeni Kyari please,give me that slot ,don't waste it.

Even you , a nonentity will be given equal human treatment anytime you find yourself in any DSS facility...so no big deal about your messiah...

jidxin:
story story..............normal old stories we have been hearing over and over......bro this did not happen to u jare....normal its either dey call Adeniji Eko or Eko Idumota etc.....

Oshay Lagos boy confirmed!!!!!!! It's usually "Eko'dumota Eko...Eko Eko Eko Eko...Adeniji Eko"..

FalseProphet1:
Once Biafra becomes a reality, kenya will be invaded by land and sea and bombarded from the air by the biafra military.

This I have seen.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO....The funniest I've read online..

Anyiamaka:
Kanu was not perfect and although Biafra may not be the ultimate solution yo our problems, he did a lot of things the 5 Igbo Govs, all the senators, ohaneze, even the churches couldn't do.

Yes, he did and that's ordering death of his fellow biafrans......No Gov, Senator and Church in SE will have that Audacity...

envoymedia:
Nigerian Activist, Omoyele Sowore has stated that IPOB leader, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu wasn't arrested in the United Kingdom (UK) but was kidnapped, IgbereTV reports.

Sowore wrote:


https://www.facebook.com/803267836/posts/10161712874987837/?app=fbl

So he was kidnapped from the UK,he was taken to the Airport, he boarded the plane, the plane passed through UK Airway and he just left like that....The only people that will believe this story are people that support Nnamdi Kanu and attend Odumeje church...

Donaluta:
Don't be fooled... That project never go anywhere

It has, stop posting fake news here, what the bridge need now is the slap to convey vehicle and people on it...It's because of the bridge that the Obosi bridge was demolished and Julius berger is seriously working on that road....Brov this govt means business

Rissimenky:
You will pay an arm and a leg for any visas or permits, assuming you get one.

You have just SECEDED from a country, and yet you think that country will cooperate with you on ANYTHING?

ARE YOU CRAZY?

Give me ONE GOOD REASON why Nigeria will cooperate with you or make things easy for you, after you secede.

Just one reason.

Very stupid and unintelligent lots, they want to secede but still want working permit/ Residency from country they flee from ...Are they not mad like that? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yoruba1stson:
Yoruba all the way
we are blessed

Shut up there....which stupid Yoruba, can't you see the Edo girl and other Igbo boys.....I'm Yoruba from Osun state, but it's hightime you guys stop this tribal sentiments.....Yoruba my foot.....They are NIGERIANS...

[quote author=niyogeol post=97810295]PR process duration differs from person to person. But the most important thing is to sort your IELTS and ECA and secure ITA.

Because even if you get a study visa or any other one to move abroad, it will still take time to get residency which Express Entry will offer you from day 1 your application is approved. Again, you don't want to go and spend huge money on study abroad to be struggling for residency afterwards. So if you start the PR process now, there is that chance to get it sorted before the end of the year. You can start by evaluating your degree and then study to take IELTS. Cheers.[/quo


You really seem well informed about these things, I would like to pm you pls...

galaxylauncher:
Congratulations to the National Chairman of our great party, APGA, Ozonkpu Dr Victor Ike Oye, as you were decorated and honoured today with a Chieftaincy title of AKAAMALU AGULERI by His Royal Majesty Igwe Dr Mike Idigo, Ezeudo N'Aguleri, during the 121st Ovala festival.

Great feat, outstanding recognition !!!

They gave the party chairman a chieftaincy title in the Governor's village and it is right to celebrate his title in Gov's private residence spending State resources recklessly....Posterity will judge Willie Obiano.....

Leshurr:
#1. The Silence is Deafening!
When I first arrived in the West, I was so taken aback by how quiet everywhere was. On the way out of the airport, I looked around in awe as the pristine clean roads were not littered with with hawkers, jampacked cars , numerous pedestrians and the blaring sounds of horns! - although, mega-cities like New York is an exception to the rule. 

#2. Your Neighbours & The Police: You Can Co-exist with Neighbours for Years Without Ever Saying a Word to Each Other.
In the average neighbourhood, you can't make noise anyhow. Everyone minds their business. ... The most you will get out of your neighbors is an occasional nod and smile.
Although this doesn't deter them from watching your every move through their windows... they won't hesitate to call the cops/snitch on you at any slight opportunity. Make noise and fight with your spouse anyhow and you will find police knocking at your door.

#3 Raising kids in a Predominantly Black Neighbourhood Can Spell Doom.
Bullying is incessant in these communities. Gang culture, crime, violence  etc..

#4. Your Child(ren) can be Taken from You.
This almost happened to a close friend of mine whose nosy neighbour called  child services on her because she heard her baby crying for a lengthy period of time. And the police actually showed up to her house to carry out a thorough investigation on the living conditions of the baby.. Thank God nothing incriminating was found..
Moral of the story: be careful with how you care for/discipline your kids when living abroad.

#5. Nigerian Churches (most RCCG branches) are Epicenters for Drama & Toxicity.
Avoid! Just Avoid!

#6. Black (especially Nigerian women) are at the Bottom of the Food Chain; be it at the Workplace or on the Dating Scene.
Young black guys will rather date white or mixed race girls.. (may not be true for all) but my observation living in London.
...and at work, we have to work twice as hard to be respected and valued. The biggest oppressor of a black woman at work is a white woman (and in some cases, your fellow blacks).. but not a white man surprisingly. 

#7. You will Happily Miss Home from Afar and be so Much More Invested in the Affairs of Nigeria than Those Living in Nigeria.

Need I say more?

#8.You May Gain Weight.
Why??
Kebabs & Pizzas
Chicken and chips.
Cheap and irresistibly delicious chinese takeaways
Fish & chips
Burgers,
TGI Fridays & Nandos

Important Note: This is a light hearted post and just a snippet of my experience so far living abroad.. it isn't perfect here, but I'd choose this over and over again than my experiences living in Nigeria.

Keep being the intelligent woman you are, how's your second girl I’m sure she’s fine........ Even if it’s the fact that I will have light in my house as much as I want, nothing will make me pick Nigeria over America or Europe if I have a choice but guess what we die here (Nigeria) D

sapphiere:
Telling your husband not to spend recklessly on other women is disrespect?

I’m not holding brief for the man but if you think and believe this is entirely what happened then you are the greatest fool on earth.....Even a madman give a hoe will pack sand to his side...

Arrewa:
Dangote!!

Ipob zombies oya food don dorn!

Some brainless ipobs said that Dangote is enjoying monopoly that's why he is the richest man in Africa

Dangote is richer than every igbo man in the world!

When a northerner is doing well... They will tell you its government monopololy.

But when an igbo man is doing well... Then it's because he is hard working!

Hypocrisy of the East is second to none!

Stop spewing nonsense.... Only Anambra billionaires will give Dangote a run for his money.... Inshort only Nnewi sef..... If Dangote spends and dash money the way Arthur Eze does, he will fucking go broke.... mind you I’m Yoruba but I know these people well....

Macphenson:
I know you are bastard because if your useless father have trained you well you won't exhibit such foolishness on a public forum.

Oga, the police have spoken, if dem born your papa well seh, go to Lagos and protest... you are so protective of your father, forgetting people in Govt are other people’s fathers too...if dem born you father well go and protest..

Macphenson:
Please where did the police get the right to issue such statement?

If dem born your papa well, go and protest in Lagos state....Simple

floss:
Watch how some of our illiterate NYPD cops, LAPD cops will abuse the order by not going through the entire memo... anyway make I dey one side dey observe with one eye....##End Nigerian Police, will soon trend in less dan 2months...

Bro I weep for this country, it’s obvious a lot of the audiences of this post read just the topic not the whole body of the message...... if an officer’s life is in danger or is arm is to be ceased from him, he has every right to shoot the attacker...

princeogbeide1:
It is clear that the president has no right to stop Citizens from protesting. The protest won't stop until the government progressively responds to the good demands of the protesters. My nipples hurts

If dem born your papa well, go out and protest tomorrow

Say the truth and let the devil be ashamed, what are two decomposing bodies doing in your hotel, why are you not talking about the taxi driver that brought a passenger to your hotel and the passenger disappears the next morning... What are you doing with functional AK47, the room 102 in upper class hotel in “ Oppi Iweka”is notorious, you are a killer and your ways are shady... In a normal society, you would have been dead by now but you paid your way out.... Former Gov Peter Obi demolished your hotel...The said SARS officer drop criminals are arrested with gun... He erred by dropping them but 98% of them are criminals, I’m not supporting his actions but the truth must be told about “ Upper class hotel...

adadike:
Thank you Jesus! Ndigbo Biko , aku luo ulo. I have seen people from Ibadan , Ilorin even Osun coming to Onitsha to buy goods , so my people please invest heavily in igboland. Emere enu , emere ana, Alaigbo bu nke anyi

Don’t get it twisted brov, Lagos port will forever be the berthing point....The offloaded containers from lagos will be Transported to Onitsha through barges to Onitsha.... Baro port in Niger state is ready too but Bad Road is affecting its effectiveness... I’m talking to you Authoritatively...

horsepower102:
https://theeagleonline.com.ng/fg-completes-baro-inland-water-port-ready-for-inauguration-in-august-md/

By Taiye Elebiyo-Edeni

Alhaji Danladi Ibrahim, Acting Managing Director, Nigeria Inland Waterways Authority (NIWA), said on Wednesday that the Baro Inland water port has been completed and ready for inauguration in August.

Ibrahim said this in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Abuja.

According to him, all cargo equipment needed for the Baro port to commence operation are being installed and the concession of the Onitsha port will also be concluded.

“Baro port has been completed, the cargo handling the equipment is being installed right now.

“It is expected that by next month the port will be ready for commissioning while the concession of the Onitsha port will also be concluded.

“Any moment from now, the concessionaire will take over the Onitsha port.

“The work on Baro port has been on for more than three years now and when completed, it will create close to two million jobs.

“The port is the anchor of North West, North Central transportation and the port is linked to railway where cargo can be moved.

“Onitsha port will serve the South East Nigeria; in fact, Onitsha port will be the most viable port as over 60 per cent of cargo in Nigeria goes to Onitsha, so it is going to be a very busy port,” Ibrahim said.

He, however, said that Onitsha port would be concession based on government policy, that the private sector should be the operator while government will provide the infrastructure.

NAN reports that Baro Inland Water Port is located at Baro, Agaie Local Government, Niger State."

Whoever wrote this article is a dumbfuck, Chief George Moghalu is the MD/CEO of National Inland Waterways Authority (NIWA).... Alh. Danladi is the the company secretary.... Journalism has really gone to the dogs in Nigeria...

babtoundey:
As far as he raped ( and raped a.minor for that matter) I don't care how he dies. Whoever destroys should be destroyed.
What I just don't understand and what baffles and annoys me is seeing the same people with slogans like "rapist should be raped" rapist should be hanged" rapist should be castrated" condemning the judgement.

Imprisonment or castration is not a just judgement for a beast that practically destroy another person's life by sexually violating them.

Bless you brov.... I’m happy I can see someone of like mind here... hypocrites everywhere on SM