Happy for u

Na wa o

Very good.

lovely

So true.

so lovely, op... keep it up.

Mutuwa:


One can also become a clown,or fake myopic prophet/philosopher

Meanwhile
I came across this;


(1)
Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !

(Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog!!)

Don't laugh loud ----
The extended version says...

2)
Put your husband in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you'll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before!!!


3)
Always keep your spouse’s picture as mobile screen saver.
Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: "if I can handle this, I can handle anything!"… Superb Attitude for Life!!


(4)
If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.

(5)
A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- "Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband…
“Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life…"!!!!


(6)
Million Dollar Truth:
If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your Friends.
If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should change your spouse!!

(7)
Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was common sense leaving your body.

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Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once…
But many people still go to their in-laws place..?

(9)
Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Pappu: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

(10)
Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “I am talking to my wife”

(11)
A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage..
She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot”

(12)
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!

(13)
Best one line ad by a married man on OLX:
"For Sale – Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake"

Lovely.

Yes, Why not!!!!!

God heal you, Light.

I Don laff tire.

Any day wey small pikin catch bush rat, he go say make everybody cook him own soup.

Let the Word of Christ dwell richly in you... So innocuous sounding, a statement, yet one with an impact that echoes through eternity if adhered to...
In this dark and painful world of ours, Let the WORD.. The only true substance which gives an inheritance amongst the saints in THE LIGHT, dwell richly in you...
Make it a conscious effort daily...
It is our only root... The only ground upon which we can stand....
Shalom.

What is interesting about that Americal football self? No skillful or aesthetic displays, just heavily built men racing like newly released bulls at the Pamplona bull fight festivals in Spain... I blame the crowds who watch them... Basket ball, Soccer, Gymnastics, I see sumtin to watch.. American football or Rubgy, Zilch!

Nnaeb:


http://jobtrends.com.ng/is-your-computer-literacy-enough-by-brown-uzoukwu/

Noted. Wiill do.

true

Good.

Inspiring!!!!!!!!!

worrisome stats...

delectablegyal:


Source: http://adegboyegailori.com/3-areas-where-money-is-hidden/

lovely.

Thought provoking.

Baddest Engine..

Dramadiddy:
Great way to end your songs on any key

r l d//m f l d

m t r//fi s t r

s t//f tau mo

d s tau//f tau r

s mo//f tau

f d//mo s zi d

s t//f tau mo

do t//m s t r

noted.

Lovely... Biotech is sweet...

Lovely.

Awed beyond words...

Hilariously hilarious!