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Science/TechnologyRe: Photos Of Cobra Found In My Room by Mike008(m): 12:11am On Mar 21, 2019
LuciferPrayer:
A cobra roommate? shocked shocked
Obara Jesus!
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Please stop reposting this. I have a phobia
CelebritiesRe: Blackface: Why I Called 2face Gay In My Diss Song by Mike008(m): 11:07pm On Mar 19, 2019
Blackface apparently wants to stay relevant by joining issues with 2Face.
Diss him as much as you want I don't have time to go and listen to ganja rubbish
CelebritiesRe: Blackface: Why I Called 2face Gay In My Diss Song by Mike008(m): 11:00pm On Mar 19, 2019
donstan18:
Why do I have the feelings that 2Face really cheated and stole from this guy.
African Queen?

There's no song in 2Babas albums that when played you can't help but sing along.
Where's the thievery?

Am sure with the level of weed Blackface is smoking he'll one day accuse 2Face of stealing Annie Macaulay from him.
SportsRe: Eden Hazard Puts His Real Madrid Transfer Talk On Hold by Mike008(m): 8:52pm On Mar 19, 2019
Hazard is a fantastic player.
Down to earth. He has really been patient with Chelsea.
I see him on the same level as Ronaldo and Messi and to operate at that level, he needs a move away from the Bridge.
CrimeRe: Cultists Arrested During Robbery After Engaging Police In Gun Battle. Photos by Mike008(m): 10:18pm On Mar 17, 2019
R2bees:
See that one posing with gun, for him mind he be James Bond.
Abi police don land land am blows force am make im pose with am. grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Shantelle Jepchumba's Thigh-Revealing Dressing In Church Got Her Slammed by Mike008(m): 7:44pm On Mar 16, 2019
Even without the slit, the gown is still not appropriate for me.

Cheap gown.
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Ever Did This It Means life dealt you a bad hand. by Mike008(m): 7:21pm On Mar 16, 2019
I did. Na creativity
CrimeRe: Man Shot Dead In Rivers State In Broad Daylight (Graphic Photos) by Mike008(m): 6:58pm On Mar 16, 2019
'Our God-given right to bear arms' seems to be a popular shibboleth in Rivers State.
CelebritiesRe: Singer Cherry Exchanges Words With Fans For Shaking Her Boobs by Mike008(m): 6:51pm On Mar 16, 2019
Some Slay Queens are always quick to say 'get the hell off my page" as if dem de pay rent for social media.
SportsRe: Alex Iwobi: Why I 'Humiliated' Hamari Traore For Having 'Bad Breath' by Mike008(m): 6:46pm On Mar 16, 2019
Not nice from Iwobi.
By the way try and work on your belly e don de turn 1pack.
RomanceRe: How Do I Politely Turn Down Ladies' Sexual Advances? by Mike008(m): 2:40am On Mar 16, 2019
The day you sleep with one, you'll have a timetable for them.

Coded casanova!
TravelRe: A Trailer Hijacked A Police Officer And Refused To Let Go (Photos) by Mike008(m): 7:32pm On Mar 15, 2019
Lol.

See free ride
PropertiesRe: Lagos Govt Releases Official Figures Of Persons That Died In Collapsed Building by Mike008(m): 7:24pm On Mar 15, 2019
"20 children and adults died in the collapsed building".

Heck does that mean? huh huh
CrimeRe: Man Rapes His Cousin’s Girlfriend In Delta 3 Times, Threatens Her With Knife by Mike008(m): 7:20pm On Mar 15, 2019
backnbeta:
Wicked mofo. See his bonga fish 'eight-pack' angry
grin grin grin
You didn't count the ones by the side
CrimeRe: Soldier Flogs A Mentally Unstable Man Assaulting People At Unity Estate, Egbeda by Mike008(m): 6:11pm On Mar 15, 2019
grin grin grin
Hunter hunter!

Ever since wey I de hear 'I go beat madness commot for your body', na today I see de real demonstration.
SportsRe: Scholes Resigns As Oldham Manager, After Just 31 Days In Charge by Mike008(m): 10:04pm On Mar 14, 2019
Mourinho's spirit haunted him.

Paul Scholes was Mourinho's chief critic. Now that he has tasted the murky waters, he will be more sympathetic to Mourinho, while Mourinho will be like... grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin right now.
PropertiesRe: Lagos School Building: Before Collapse And After The Collapse (Photos) by Mike008(m): 9:59am On Mar 14, 2019
What kind of set up is this?
School + Residence + Residence + Creche.

Residential buildings are not supposed to be used for commercial purposes.
Commercial buildings are not approved in residential settings and vice versa, but who cares as long as monetary benefits accrue therefrom.

Albeit the structural deficiency, this disaster could have been mitigated.
SportsRe: Mesut Ozil Rewards Kenyan Herdsboy After Social Media Appeal - Photos by Mike008(m): 6:50pm On Mar 12, 2019
So Eric Njiru decide use this boy wey him only business and hobby na to herd cow shine.
All these 'retweet until it gets to Michael Jackson' posts are becoming too much.

BTW, the number of abokis with customised 'Messi10' and 'C. Ronaldo7' are enough to tilt the presidential result in favour of Atiku.
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A: Everything You Need To Know by Mike008(m): 6:39pm On Mar 12, 2019
Don't stress yourself with Kaya.
Just carry your vital documents with sufficient money in your bank account.
Any other thing you require will be available on sale from the beginning of the street of the NYSC camp to the door of your hostel.
Most of the things you take to camp are more or less disposables so don't even worry about the quality you won't be needing them after 3weeks.
SportsRe: Serge Ibaka And Marquese Chriss Fight, Exchange Punches During Game, Gets Heated by Mike008(m): 6:34pm On Mar 12, 2019
bilulu:
stop disgracing yourself and your generation.... they are different
Isn't it absurd that Americans call football 'soccer' and Rugby 'football'?
They get trolled by the English for this where football in fact originated.
I see no sense in the American version too. Perhaps the guy shares the Englishman's sentiments too.
By the way we are English and we should refer to it as football.
Literally it is football.
CrimeRe: Man Steals Goat, Slaughters It And Wears It On His Body Like A Vest. Photos by Mike008(m): 6:20pm On Mar 12, 2019
Hmmm!
Some of these stories sef...
Am just imagining the time he spent in stealing, slaughtering (alone for that matter), skinning, butchering and strapping to his body. He was not caught or suspected but his disguise was blown at the easiest stage.
TravelRe: Plane Forced To Turn Around After Mother Forgot Her Baby At The Airport by Mike008(m): 9:14am On Mar 12, 2019
Next time just parachute the mother down together with her luggage
CrimeRe: Elderly Man Found Dead During Voting Exercise In Delta. Photos by Mike008(m): 8:24am On Mar 11, 2019
Kai!
CrimeRe: Man Survives After Being Shot By Thugs During Elections In Akwa Ibom (photos) by Mike008(m): 10:51pm On Mar 09, 2019
Thugs everywhere today
SportsRe: Neymar Blasts Referees, VAR After PSG's UCL Exit (Photos) by Mike008(m): 12:39pm On Mar 07, 2019
Penalty or not United for score the corner kick grin
SportsRe: Three Things We Learned From PSG Vs Man Utd UCL Match by Mike008(m): 12:30pm On Mar 07, 2019
Narldon:



One thing I learned from this match is,


"Ladies, Do not judge a MAN on the basis of his performance in the First Round."


Lol. Sabi girl grin
SportsRe: UCL: Gianluigi Buffon Mocked After Manchester United Goal Error (Photos) by Mike008(m): 10:29am On Mar 07, 2019
I don't see those as errors.
Lukaku showed predatory instincts twice. For the second goal, Rashford's Ronaldo-like shot is a technical shot keepers find difficult to hold on to.
SportsRe: Jesse Lingard Reacted To Marcos Rashford Penalty (pics/video) by Mike008(m): 10:23am On Mar 07, 2019
United made my night. Impossibility is nothing
CrimeRe: Okada Rider And Passenger Exchange Blows Over N50 In Ibadan (Photo) by Mike008(m): 10:56am On Mar 06, 2019
angry angry angry

As I first see the picture, the way the passenger pose I think say na him go win o.

This was a truly professional act from both sides.
I even see something wey resemble uppercut.
EducationRe: Teacher Flogs Student, 12 Strokes, For Not Completing Her Homework (Photos) by Mike008(m): 9:31am On Mar 05, 2019
Complete the homework and go and return the 12 strokes
Car TalkRe: 7 Symptoms Of A Bad Clutch Master Cylinder by Mike008(m): 7:06pm On Mar 02, 2019
I have successfully defeated all the rats in my house. Ask me how? grin
CrimeRe: I Was Gang-raped By 8 Students, Blackmailed, Unilag Student Tells Court by Mike008(m): 7:59pm On Feb 26, 2019
E too long for me to read. Somebody should summarise for me please. cry

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