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nice one bro! |
hehe lalaboiy has gotten 2!! Mehn,where are the guys from music section? No representation at all,these politic-al and auto-matic blokes have taken over the place. |
only if i had known,i couldnt have been a celeb! So this is what celebrities go through? |
hehe, jackpot and bright so una really wan tear my belle with laughter? Una plan no go work!! Jackpot the best joker for year!!!! |
he he he choi! Tonyfriedrice so you funny like this? *stares at tony with surprising astonishment* |
^ lwtmb!! |
yeah jack, but what kinda biz? |
@mcadem thanks jare!! And i thought it was only mumus that would read the sweet joke! Thank God a normal person read it. |
^ you forget to adjust ya wrist watch! |
who's this inspired_m self? |
@canot tell, look at me and look at trouble o! How Is it my fault that you dont understand the joke? |
Mustspin and McAdem raped a princess and were brought to the king for punishment. The king asked them to go and fetch as many fruits as they can. McAdem returned with 15 oranges, the king ordered his guards to insert the oranges into his arse. McAdem screamed and cried throughout the whole process. Suddenly he began to laugh really loud, the guards asked him why he was laughing; pointing ahead he said ''Look at Mustspin, he is bringing water melons!" he he |
pheesayor,ya on point. Lala should do something about that! |
make i talk? |
*responds with sizzling series of bicycles kicks that badmarket starts pleading for mercy* he he he ¤780,000 people like this. |
@mc na dem, i keep my honourable comments reserved,before dem go say i don start again! 290,000 people like this. |
choi! Dani you don suffer! |
See this old man o! What's your own? Elele g abi wetin you say be ya name sef? Allow me drink cup drop water na? Abi na . . Drink . . Mtcheww. Btw . . Look at me and look at trouble o! So because you don old for this section person no go hear word again abi? if you start like this, na wetin the likes of efe,dani,ben,el,jack,ido and even sledge dem go come talk? And to cap it all,its not as if you post funny jokes,na dry dry copy and paste jokes you dey use make mouth anyhow! Now tell me,how many of those above names you funny pass? No . . . No . . Tell me. You need rest my brother! ¤289,000 people like this. |
shut up there! Who are you calling sweery? Better watch ya tongue! |
mustnotspin, i post hilarious and wet zokes,i dont do dry yokes like you! Get it? And please stop calling my queen rookie! ¤288,000 people like this. |
mehn, i no longer need a prophet to tell me that it seems inspired would take this one,with what am seeing. Make i show for that auto section sef. |
lalaboi, despite his inability to do anything concerning the demise of music section, i just like the dude. |
^ you post crappy zoke dey happy! Mtcheww! ¤287,000 people like this. |
^ go and nominate him and shut the f~ck up!! |
booqee sweetpie, dont mind them jor! |
choi! Dampy wetin you talk? Mtchew you get luck say you be mod. |
dani e don do na. You wan spam all the threads? ¤286,000 people like this. |
ok i don nomination you! |
^ from jokes section, he's down to earth and very sociable! |
i nominate dani1luv |
@tonyfriedrice you go regret the day you register for nl if you touch that chick! Nonsense!! |
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