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Jokes Etc › Re: Mathematician by mikuz(m): 6:01pm On Dec 08, 2011
nice one bro!
Nairaland General › Re: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by mikuz(m): 5:51pm On Dec 08, 2011
hehe
lalaboiy has gotten 2!!
Mehn,where are the guys from music section?
No representation at all,these politic-al and auto-matic blokes have taken over the place.
Jokes Etc › Re: Best Joke Of December by mikuz(op): 5:42pm On Dec 08, 2011
only if i had known,i couldnt have been a celeb!
So this is what celebrities go through?
Jokes Etc › Re: Beer Parlour Joke! by mikuz(m): 5:38pm On Dec 08, 2011
hehe,
jackpot and bright so una really wan tear my belle with laughter?
Una plan no go work!!
Jackpot the best joker for year!!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Com Wit Pure Water Incase Its Dry by mikuz(m): 5:35pm On Dec 08, 2011
he he he
choi!
Tonyfriedrice so you funny like this?
*stares at tony with surprising astonishment*
Jokes Etc › Re: Beer Parlour Joke! by mikuz(m): 5:26pm On Dec 08, 2011
^ lwtmb!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Best Joke Of December by mikuz(op): 5:23pm On Dec 08, 2011
yeah jack,
but what kinda biz?
Jokes Etc › Re: Best Joke Of December by mikuz(op): 5:20pm On Dec 08, 2011
@mcadem
thanks jare!!
And i thought it was only mumus that would read the sweet joke!
Thank God a normal person read it.
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 4:56pm On Dec 08, 2011
^ you forget to adjust ya wrist watch!
Nairaland General › Re: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by mikuz(m): 4:49pm On Dec 08, 2011
who's this inspired_m self?
Jokes Etc › Re: Best Joke Of December by mikuz(op): 4:39pm On Dec 08, 2011
@canot tell,
look at me and look at trouble o!
How Is it my fault that you dont understand the joke?
Jokes Etc › Best Joke Of December by mikuz(op): 4:26pm On Dec 08, 2011
Mustspin and McAdem raped a
princess and were
brought to the king for
punishment. The king asked them to go and fetch as many fruits as they
can. McAdem
returned with
15 oranges, the king
ordered his guards to
insert the oranges into his arse. McAdem
screamed and cried
throughout the whole process. Suddenly he
began to laugh really
loud, the guards asked
him why he was laughing;
pointing ahead he said
''Look at Mustspin, he
is bringing water
melons!"
he he
Music/Radio › Re: *~ Mikuz Voted Music/Radio Section Poster Of The Year*~ Congratulations! by mikuz(m): 3:55pm On Dec 08, 2011
pheesayor,ya on point.
Lala should do something about that!
Jokes Etc › Re: Bend Down Select by mikuz(m): 3:40pm On Dec 08, 2011
make i talk?
Jokes Etc › Re: Yoke Of The Day by mikuz(m): 3:37pm On Dec 08, 2011
*responds with sizzling series of bicycles kicks that badmarket starts pleading for mercy*
he he he
¤780,000 people like this.
Jokes Etc › Re: Bend Down Select by mikuz(m): 3:32pm On Dec 08, 2011
@mc na dem,
i keep my honourable comments reserved,before dem go say i don start again!
290,000 people like this.
Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by mikuz(m): 3:25pm On Dec 08, 2011
choi!
Dani you don suffer!
Jokes Etc › Re: Chickens Self Don Wise Up by mikuz(m): 3:22pm On Dec 08, 2011
See this old man o!
What's your own? Elele g abi wetin you say be ya name sef? Allow me drink cup drop water na? Abi na . . Drink . . Mtcheww.
Btw . .
Look at me and look at trouble o!
So because you don old for this section person no go hear word again abi?
if you start like this, na wetin the likes of efe,dani,ben,el,jack,ido and even sledge dem go come talk?
And to cap it all,its not as if you post funny jokes,na dry dry copy and paste jokes you dey use make mouth anyhow!
Now tell me,how many of those above names you funny pass?
No . . . No . . Tell me.
You need rest my brother!
¤289,000 people like this.
Jokes Etc › Re: Smart Man by mikuz(m): 3:07pm On Dec 08, 2011
shut up there!
Who are you calling sweery?
Better watch ya tongue!
Jokes Etc › Re: Yoke Of The Day by mikuz(m): 3:05pm On Dec 08, 2011
mustnotspin,
i post hilarious and wet zokes,i dont do dry yokes like you!
Get it?
And please stop calling my queen rookie!
¤288,000 people like this.
Nairaland General › Re: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by mikuz(m): 2:53pm On Dec 08, 2011
mehn,
i no longer need a prophet to tell me that it seems inspired would take this one,with what am seeing.
Make i show for that auto section sef.
Nairaland General › Re: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by mikuz(m): 2:51pm On Dec 08, 2011
lalaboi,
despite his inability to do anything concerning the demise of music section,
i just like the dude.
Jokes Etc › Re: Yoke Of The Day by mikuz(m): 2:45pm On Dec 08, 2011
^ you post crappy zoke dey happy!
Mtcheww!
¤287,000 people like this.
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by mikuz(m): 2:43pm On Dec 08, 2011
^ go and nominate him and shut the f~ck up!!
Jokes Etc › Re: Crazy Couple by mikuz(m): 2:41pm On Dec 08, 2011
booqee sweetpie, dont mind them jor!
Jokes Etc › Re: Hehe, Little Kwame: Lol by mikuz(m): 2:38pm On Dec 08, 2011
choi!
Dampy wetin you talk?
Mtchew
you get luck say you be mod.
Jokes Etc › Re: Biker by mikuz(m): 2:35pm On Dec 08, 2011
dani e don do na.
You wan spam all the threads?
¤286,000 people like this.
Jokes Etc › Re: 2011 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year (VOTE IN OTHER THREAD) by mikuz(m): 2:32pm On Dec 08, 2011
ok i don nomination you!
Nairaland General › Re: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by mikuz(m): 2:30pm On Dec 08, 2011
^ from jokes section, he's down to earth and very sociable!
Nairaland General › Re: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by mikuz(m): 2:27pm On Dec 08, 2011
i nominate dani1luv
Jokes Etc › Re: Biker by mikuz(m): 2:23pm On Dec 08, 2011
@tonyfriedrice
you go regret the day you register for nl if you touch that chick!
Nonsense!!

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