₦airaland Forum

You are still young to be think about sex,anyways,just try and make money and girls would queue to have sex with you,even if u want party.

FalseProphet1:
I see Nairalanders correcting your English blunders.
This I have seen.

why cant you correct him,ewusu.

i'm sure stretch marks on breasts would turn you off,cuz that thing is fucking irritating especially for girls who uses bleaching cream

seunmsg:
Seyi Makinde is right on this. No sensible person will want a poorly educated clown like Demola Adeleke to be the governor of any state. It’s better PDP start projecting another serious candidate and not the public dancer called Demola.

poorly educated sen.Adekele you said?..lol,you are a clown.

Dem go chop am now,later we go hear say the fish worth millions dollar.

dayoscape:
You don too slow...
As a normal guy...you don't allow a babe to cling on you like that on the bases of just been friends...feelings will come in place

It's either you tell her your mind or stop the friendship

Or use the bestie format and knack nonsense comot for her body...simple

lol..u too harsh dem no fit keep person pikin make u dey look after,naso u go shift her pant?

Lion king,u just dey lie anyhow

setobaba:
Discuss what ? Your case different
While you all are looking for solutions to the global issues arising, pls do not forget to put kyari in prayers, I heard the nigga is seriously sick and needs to be fly out, says his lawyer.


Who else is ready make run Dubai Trip together, I don give up on Europe, right now anywhere plane land me ni ooooo, but not Russia.


Who cares about ASUU

don't worry ur plane will land in Ukraine or Afganistan.

Acidosis:
Only a lab result can tell you the condition of your sperm. The whitish eja.culate (c.um) is composed mainly of the semen. Your se.men can be as thick as Mobil's engine oil yet you carry a dead (zero) sper.m. No such thing as "watery sperm", from the medical point of view.

Does alcohol affect the condition of your sperm? YES.

NO

VEXT:
Alcohol doesn't not cause watery sperm....Most drunkards give birth like rabbits..

lmao!! You dont mean it

3 months in jail with massive chiling,obviously nigeria laws meant for the poor.

Hello,my wife complain about my sperm being watery and she said i should stop my intake of alcohol..pls guys what could be the causes of this damn watery sperm?pls help.

If una like make una shift am till june,all i know is Ghana will beat Nigeria blue and black!

I can bet with my prick,that is MUYIWA ADEMOLA

kyber:
I’m Giving It To My Girlfriend Sister Without Her Knowing

Just bought my girlfriends sister a new Tecno spark 5 pro without my babe knowing

Her sister has been phone-less for 3months now
She’s been begging me to get it for her but her elder sister who is my babe refused saying “she doesn’t deserve it” reasons best know to her though.

I also feel it’s not my responsibility but she keeps on bugging me to buy it for her and that I shouldn’t don’t tell her elder sister !!!

Well I just decided to buy it for her today at a mini Plaza close to my area

(Picture below)

Have I made the right decision

syptoms of my pikin dey lagos,hope your mama is benefitting from u?

Op,why not tell her to you,maybe get you work that would be helpful rather this petty amount she used to give you.

Psychokinetic:
FTC!!!!!!
Lol… Only a few are actually intelligent. The rest na copy & paste, script kiddies, soap users or full blown killers

Lol you get it bro.

PeaceJoyLove:
I find this funny. How do you explain paying a 22-years old monthly stipend or what? Lol. The girl needs to bull crap him if he doesnt want her in his life. Eto'o will regret it later. It's the mom who is a gold digger. Just using the girl ...putting her in the middle of the battle when the useless mother should try to give her a father - daughter relationship, she decided to chase monthly payment. Very irresponsible woman. I want to read on the ground the court asked him to start paying. For a 22-years old? It's why Eto'o is not bothered. He didnt even attend any of the court proceedings. I'm sure he has no property there. Or he will simply appeal and win. But if the girl is his daughter, he should do the right thing. Taking care of her and even lavishing $5,000 monthly on her is not too much. That woman ...the mom is the useless thing.

okay when the child is growing,she will ask for her father?i dont know why were blaming the mother,eto should be blamed.

teezzybee:
Chat me up on Whataspp. 08082404039. I need one but can't lay my hands on one. There is something I'd like you to help me do with your laptop if you have Ms word. You can also benefit from it. It is a transcription test file I need to add finishing touch to. If we succeed you will be able to make at least 25,000 a week in the comfort of your home. It is no scam. You don't payme a dime.

really?

Nigga44:
For Crypto trading

How does it work boss?

Wayne4uall:
To work

whick kin work bros?

Okay guys,i made up my mind of getting a laptop this year and it eventually worked out,i got a Uk used Dell 4600 january, ever since then,i have not used it for anything tanigble. All I do is watch movies and play games throughout,thou i do read novels and do some crazy artwork on corel draw(i'm a novices)pls does anyone know what i can learn just to keep my brain?Np:i no wan do yahoo,thanks for your contribution.

Idiot set of people,instead to strategise on how to meet up with ASUU Needs..minister for education werey!

Sorry hanty u have being used,the guy sees u have nothing to offer,so after knacking he want to move so that u will not be a distraction..next tym u learn how to say NO to pre-matrial sex.

That is good,she's indeed a wife material,not this useless girls that offer only sex

That is black mamba,but how come snake enter ur room?

Bro eti e melo?that girl wasn't for u,just let her go oo

Yes,am a living testimony

With this kind of packing,how book wan take enta brain..the kind of odour oozing out would kill someone,this country nawa o!

RB1330:
Na every day dem de Improvise their tactics looool

No be lie comrade

RB1330:
If you like send pictures where trailer crush your head or leg
5naira no fii comot my aza
I no come know if you carry breast put for my head or mouth before asking

lol na u dem sing "peru para"for,i see blood in ur eyes

Lazy players,who uses their strength to play for europe clubs,but lazy when it come representing their country..come March Ghana will win for the wc qualifers