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|Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by minute(f): 3:30am On Jun 27, 2010|
|Romance / Re: My Sister Had My Boyfriend's Baby. Forgive Her? Not? by minute(f): 1:42am On Jun 27, 2010|
It's awful to have something like that dwelling on
a family relationship. Whenever you feel like you're
ready try talking to her about it. You need to get over
it sometime or another. Maybe she'll even come to you
first and talk to you about it.
|Romance / Re: My Girlfirend Loves Staring At Other Goodlooking Men.i Lover Her But Dont Know by minute(f): 11:02am On Jun 24, 2010|
Try giving her own dose of medicine. I mean whatever she's doing
to you now . . .do it to her.Why don't you stare at women and not only
stare but gawk at sexy women that passes both of you.If she confronts
you and then that's the time to have a soul searching conversation with her.
|Crime / Re: Shocker!!! My Husband Is A Serial R.a.p.i.s.t by minute(f): 1:15am On Jun 24, 2010|
What kind of a woman and mother are you??
I would sleep in a tent with nothing than to let that happen to my
daughter. Just get her away from that situation before she suffers
|Romance / Re: Sex In Dream. Please Come In To Discuss by minute(f): 2:59am On Jun 22, 2010|
Only when I'm not getting any while am awake.
|Romance / Re: Unconciously Obsessed by minute(f): 2:51am On Jun 22, 2010|
Try to move on. Don't do that to yourself.
|Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by minute(f): 3:20pm On Jun 09, 2010|
Billionaire------Travie McCoy ft Bruno Mars.
I wanna be a billionaire so F****ing bad . . . . .
I wonder what a billionaire can afford that a millionaire can't.
|Romance / Re: Ladies, Do U Like To Have Ur Feet Kissed And Pampered? by minute(f): 5:01pm On Jun 08, 2010|
Most black men have a foot fetish. . .
|Celebrities / Re: Fani Kayode Sisters by minute(f): 4:52pm On Jun 08, 2010|
More like raccoons on crack.
Too much eyeliner.Good god . . . .
|Fashion / Re: Things You'd Never Spend Your Money On by minute(f): 3:11pm On Jun 07, 2010|
|Family / Re: My Wedding Date Is Fixed, But I Have Just N100,000. by minute(f): 4:26pm On Jun 03, 2010|
Oh my . . . . sorry to hear that.
Time to elope . . . or start saving and wait till next year.
|Romance / Re: She Swallowed His Testicle In a Fit Of Rage ! by minute(f): 2:22pm On Jun 03, 2010|
Two and a half years seem pretty lenient.
|Romance / Re: He Called Off Their Wedding! by minute(f): 1:55pm On Jun 03, 2010|
Why does this have to be all HIS fault?
Sounds like she turned Bridezilla on the guy.
From what I understand,it's a very common thing.I've heard
that it happens to a lot of couples-it's like the woman becomes
an entirely different person when she starts planning her wedding.
It's all she wants to think about,talk about etc.The person the guy was
in love with has just disappeared and has been taken over by this plann-
ing stressing monster.I mean a wedding is only as stressfull as you make
it if you choose to freak about every little napkin and centerpiece thats's going
to seep into the rest of your relationship.
Doing a little self reflection would help her figure out what she did wrong.
I hope she finds the happiness she deserves.
|Romance / Re: Men Are Wicked by minute(f): 5:59pm On Jun 02, 2010|
I'm not sure what you're getting at.
|Family / Re: Should A Married Lady Ask Her Very Rich Ex-boy Friend For Finaicial Assistance? by minute(f): 5:50pm On Jun 02, 2010|
Ahhh . . . . . . NO!
|Food / Re: Egusi Lumps by minute(f): 3:59pm On Jun 02, 2010|
I like me some some egusi soup but I'm sure I will never need this recipe.
|Food / Re: Mention Your Cooking Disasters Here by minute(f): 3:40pm On Jun 02, 2010|
I'm usually pretty good in the kitchen.I've been trained and done it for years.
However,accidents do happen! We were cooking two Cornish hens for Easter
and then my family here calls up wanting us to come over.So of course we turned the
oven down to low because they weren't quite done yet.We got back a couple of hours
later . . . tipsy.I just turned off the oven and we went to bed.
Four days later,I wondered what that bizarre smell was in the kitchen.I finally looked in the oven
and there were the hens crawling with MAGGOTS!!! I screamed ,called my partner at work
screaming, he told me to turn the oven on and roast them, I did while spraying air freshner and
trying not to gag.When they finally stopped wriggling, I took the pan out of the oven,put a kitchen
towel over face and tossed it all out . . .including the pan!!
|Romance / Re: Falling In Love With A Married Man by minute(f): 12:26pm On May 23, 2010|
Don't you just hate how that happens,how one thing leads to another.
Of course he chose her.Married men seldom leave their wives for the screw
of the month.Harsh? Yet true. That's what you were.He had you figured out right away.
I am sorry you are hurting,but i hope you learned a valuable lesson.One day
you maybe married.Remember to watch out for women like you.It can happen to you
and now you know what to look for when you think your man is cheating.You have first
|Family / Re: What Makes People To Steal? by minute(f): 3:00pm On May 20, 2010|
Stealing could be due to mental illness.Have you heard about kleptomania?
Or it could be due to hunger or poverty.Or could be due to immediate need,
like it's your last resort.And as for younger generations,stealing is a form of
|Romance / Re: What Do I Do Now I Am About Taking A Break? by minute(f): 2:02pm On May 20, 2010|
"Taking a break" means:I want to play the feild and date other people(see what happens),
but since meeting/hooking up with girls is kind of hard sometimes,I want to keep you on hold
in case I don't meet someone better than you.If I don't meet anyone better than you,then I
can go back to having se.x and stuff with you because you're probably going to be sitting there
waiting with a broken heart until I call you. And when I do call,you'll be like a desperate dog to see
and you'll jump through hoops to see me happy so I don't "'break" again!
DUMP HIS SORRY BUTT.
|Romance / Re: Nairaland Relationship, How Far Do They Go by minute(f): 1:47pm On May 20, 2010|
I suppose eternally,if you are lucky enough,but it's unlikely as
many of the things about a successful relationship involve being
around the actual person and watching their moment by moment
reactions and habits to see if you jibe with them.
|Romance / Re: The Face Of A Devil Bastard (nigerian In The Philippines) by minute(f): 3:51pm On May 17, 2010|
I can get you your money back but it will cost you a downpayment
of the amount you wish to get back.It's easy for me because im in china.
Do you need my mailing address?
Your money is gone!! Forever! Hahaaaaaa
|Music/Radio / Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? by minute(f): 2:46am On May 15, 2010|
Haven't met you yet---------------Micheal Bubble.Best song I've ever heard.
|Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Foot The Bill On A First Date? by minute(f): 12:02am On May 15, 2010|
Absolutely not! Look i may old fashioned, but men should pay for dates and open car doors
as well as other doors.
|Romance / Re: I Am In Love With A Stripper! by minute(f): 4:03am On May 13, 2010|
Think of the advantages . . you could have a stripper pole in your
bedroom and shows just for you.
Many strippers do it for the money(lots of it) anyway.
|Religion / Re: A Born Again Christian Is Not A Sinner (even If He Sins) by minute(f): 2:21pm On May 05, 2010|
Ok, let's not forget about sin right now.Think of being a human being and a good citizen.
1. Have you ever in your life lied?
2. Have you ever in your life stolen something?
If so, then even by non Christian standards that makes you . . . .
and even by non Christian standards that is not a good person.
|Romance / Re: How Can I Know If He Is Just Using Me? by minute(f): 1:36pm On May 05, 2010|
He's just using you. And if he's not doing it consciously, he's got
no freaking idea what civility is.
|Romance / Re: How Do I Become My Wife’s Best Friend? by minute(f): 2:54am On May 01, 2010|
Loving someone is more than just living with them
and raising a family. And just because you go to work and bring
home a pay check does not say "I love you"
She needs to be wooed like when you were dating.
Ask her to talk to you once the children are in bed.Or ask someone to baby sit
and take her out for a meal.
If you really want her back you are going to learn to listen to her concerns and stop trying to
solve everything for her. . All she wants is someone to LISTEN.
Compliment her on something other than her body. Her hair,her nails . . . . the way she smells . . .
Stop on the way home and pick her a flower.
Work on it. Don't flop down on the recliner, beer in one hand and clicker in the other when you get home.
Belching and farting in her presence are also out.
Put on a tie and shirt with a collar and go to the next school event with her.
Go shopping with her and act like you like it.
You have work to do . . . .get busy!
|Family / Re: Nanny Violently Beats 11 Month Old Baby Left In Her Care by minute(f): 6:34pm On Apr 28, 2010|
It's horrible to think that a nanny could be so cruel.
It makes you wonder why she would want to be around any children
if she thought at anytime i may harm you.
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