...and Nigeria should be governed by the west and the north
muykem: Good one from Lagos state. We should encourage our locally made products. Nobody hate Igbo. What we are saying is that, determine who rules Anambra, Eungu, Abia, imo and Ebonyi. Let us determine who rules Lagos, Oyo, Ondo, Ogun and Osun so there's no hatred at all.
Guy you're really trying, more strength and wisdom for you
IamV: Just another reminder about this forms & what they represent because you will be coming across them during proceedings.
Form EC8A ; is the pink slip at the polling unit level where every polling agent sign the result. It is the first point of collating votes
The EC8B :
is the form used at the Ward where they compile all the form EC8A above and input the number of votes from there into the EC8B It is the Ward computation form.
Then next is EC8C, which is used at LGA to compute total of votes per wards.
Then the form EC8D is for the State. So they compute all the LGA votes and record it here.
The EC8E is what is used for concluded signatory result. This is what is used to declare the winner. It is the final sheet for declaring the winner of the election.
Those of you hailing tinubu for removing fuel subsidy, how have you been coping with the high prices of commodities? Have you been receiving manners from aso rock? So unah dey use empty belle dey hail tinubu, while tinubu dey enjoy for aso rock and you're dying of hunger... ...if my comment touch you abeg make you no vex
These people can't be tired of Lies and deceits, same thing you told us in 2015 and 2019 and at the end of the day it was a monumental failure for apc and their gangs of thieves, unfortunately some gullible nigerians are so much attracted to your lies and deceits and they will believe you. shame shame shame
Lols...tinubu and is family will be enjoying the luxury cars and subjected their die hard supporters to riding of bicycle thereafter, they will come to nairaland applauding him. Suffering and smiling
November1857: Subsidy: FCT to develop lanes as FRSC wants Nigerians to embrace bicycle
FRSC said it's advisable for Nigerians to make use of bicycles now that fuel prices have skyrocketed due to subsidy removal.
I wanted to take you seriously when I read the first part of your response after reading the last then I concluded that you aren't normal. Your slavery mentality has over whelmed your sense of reasoning. Pastor Righteousness abeg come and attend to one of your patient
tolue42: You don't even know when protest happened in the past..so this protest is like a revenge? Most of you guys self no dey alright
This man must standout among the rogues from apc and pdp.
valentineuwakwe: Abia State Governor, Alex Otti has announced that his administration intends to employ a minimum of 5,000 teachers to address the shortage in primary and secondary schools. In his inaugural speech at the Umuahia Township Stadium on Monday, Otti disclosed his administration’s plan to employ at least 5,000 teachers to address the shortage in primary and secondary schools. He stated that this was part of his administration’s commitment to rebuilding the school system, which would produce quality students that would be relevant to the needs of modern society. The governor also noted that he would work with his team and relevant stakeholders within the next month to design an appropriate framework for the recruitment process. The governor emphasized that young graduates in education, science, technology, engineering, and mathematics, as well as those willing to serve in rural communities, would be given priority.
The governor also noted that he would work with his team and relevant stakeholders within the next month to design an appropriate framework for the recruitment process. The governor emphasized that young graduates in education, science, technology, engineering, and mathematics, as well as those willing to serve in rural communities, would be given priority. It must also be stated that under our government, teachers shall never be shabbily treated as reportedly had been the custom in the past.
“The paucity of infrastructure in our educational system shall be addressed stridently.”
Meanwhile, Otti has also declared a state of emergency on refuse disposal and waste management in Umuahia and Aba, the commercial nerve centre of the state. He emphasized that a healthy urban environment would be a top priority for his government and has directed the State Environmental Protection Agency to evacuate all refuse heaps within the two cities.
The governor has also announced that his administration will commence the payment of May salaries and pensions to all civil servants and retirees in the next few days.
“There shall be no more distinction between the so-called ‘core’ and ‘non-core’ civil servants in the state.
“From June, all salary and pension obligations of the state would be settled by the 28th of every month.
My commitment during my campaigns to pay off all outstanding salary and pension arrears remains sacrosanct.
“Within the next one week, I shall set up appropriate mechanisms to ensure that all legitimate employees and retirees are identified and paid their due entitlements,” Otti said.
Governor Otti emerged victorious in the March 18 governorship election under the banner of the Labour Party.
Please make verifications about her revelation of her past life, this should authenticate her claims. If she gave you the address of former house, then you can start from there. Also. Ask her the names she bear in her former life, ask for the names of her siblings too. The world is full of mysteries and only GOD can understand better. It is well.
kekakuz: My first daughter happens to live with her mum and i only get to see her Like once a week or less.
I have noticed that when ever she talks to me on phone, she talks like an adult. She says things only an experienced person would say.for example, she called me to buy 3 cakes for her birthday and I questioned why.
She said because the last time I bought her cake was for her 1st birthday and I have to buy for all the years I did not buy.recently, I asked her who is God and she said God is a spirit that lives in heaven and is on the water and he created everything from the the water.
Even though this sounds incoherent and funny, I don't expect such answer from a 4 years old girl.
Today, I called her to myself and ask her what of her mum and she answered "which one" I was shocked .
I proceeded to ask her how many mum does she have and she said "my mum dies long time ago and this one is her second mum" I was shocked to the bone.
So I separated her from her siblings and asked deeper questions even tho I didn't want her to feel scared. She also told me she had 2 othere siblings and called their names. Told me where she lived before and this is where I stopped.
I have always wanted to belive In Reincarnation and this is proof before my very eyes .
Judging you with this story shows that you've not really matured in relationship matters. Please I meant no offence. My advice, is that pick and stick with the one you really love and if you truly love her, then you must abide with the rules that will lead to your marriage with her.
manoflove22: i started dating my girlfriend last year December, we barely see each other because of her strict father,even there was time her father threatened me to leave her daughter.
Even if we got to see it will be in a public place around her house
And this have been for all these while and i try to talk her into it that i can't date a girl i can't spend quality time with her and she never visits me, claiming my place is far
Now last month, there's a girl, a friend to her in my area, i showed interest to her, she questioned me that what about her friend but i told her we are not dating that she is not serious
So this new girl have been showing care,we have been making out together and deep down in me this is all i wanted, a girl that show she cares not a girl we barely see each than calling.
fast forward to yesterday, i don't know what they discussed, my first girlfriend told her that she saw me yesterday and we are still dating, which make my new girlfriend became angry, she called me shouting that I'm a lair that we are dating, to cut the story short i just had to assured and told her if by any chance she see my first girlfriend she should told her not to call me again.
This evening my first girlfriend called me and told me we should end it that her friend told her all i told her
Incredibly, i never expected my new girlfriend to tell her such but just a simple assurance
Now the issue here is hope i haven't caused a fight between two friends and i love my first girlfriend
Any advise cos to go out tomorrow is a issues for me
Chaaiii....I almost witness this robbery scene today, got there few minutes after the robbers left the scene. But why would he transport such huge money without police escorts?
Almost everyone lives with snakes in their apartments especially if your area is a new site, but the good thing is that if you don't bother them they won't attack you. In February 2020, I saw a life big brown snake right in my sitting room of 2 storey building, we lived precisely at the last floor, how it got there remain a mystery to everyone that heard about it. Later, I remembered that I got a new set of chairs for the living room and the furniture man's workshop was a bit bushy, so I suspected that the snake hide in one of the chairs at the man's workshop. I couldn't stand the sight of the reptile so I called for help and the snake was killed. God really safe my little children becausethe reptile was with them in the living room while they were watching cartoon on that day and only God knows for how long we had been living with the snake. What surprised me most was that, exactly one month after, I was down with a strange illness that almost cut short my life, if not for GOD I wont be here sharing this story. All the prescribed drugs by the doctor were not working for me, so that made to go spiritual. Bros if yours is spiritual too please don't waste time to tackle it appropriately, delay maybe dangerous. I wish you luck and good health.
xavuv: Here is an update about the snake that took abode in my roof. Here is the link to the first thread i created about it in 2019.
I will try to be detailed as much as possible. You might draw one or two lessons from it, or you can simply discard it altogether.
___ After a heavy fumigation in 2019, my family and i left the house for a few days. Upon returning, i thought there is no way in hell that the reptile up there in my roof would survive this fumigation.
Since returning home, we live easy and slept peacefully without any funny sound or movement in the roof, so we thought the snake is probably dead or something.
Even up to 3 months after the fumigation i still throw away dead lizards in my compound, meaning that the fumigation was very strong. And still no sound in my roof, nothing.
A little while later and towards ending of 2019 and through out 2020, lo and behold the snake is still living and thriving up there. Again we began hearing the sound of it's movement, slithering movement/sound. One can tell that it's big snake just hearing how it slithers around with joy.
Snake is Mostly active at night. During daytime it usually stays in a certain location inside roof, and changes location during night time. Just as if it has room and parlour up there.
The reality of the situation became registered in our minds. Real fear began setting in.
I threw powdered garlic, several hard boiled eggs inside the ceiling, and this certain leaf that repels snake (i have forgotten its name), all inside the ceiling but it seems none worked.
Reasons for the fear:
1. Constant nightmares experienced by myself and my wife.
2. Other private things i can't mention here.
Regarding the constant nightmares, i contacted a man here on nairaland, Ebankole, he has his own website now. I told him some of these dreams which he interpreted saying there is a stranger in our home ( didn't even mention about the snake to him), he even told me some other things regarding my family (wife, kids and i) which i never mentioned to him and all he said checked out correct!.
He's true seer.
Note that i have never met him in person, we only communicate on nairaland but mostly through his website.
That was when i started serious praying & fasting as advised by Ebankole. A xtian family here anyway but i l rarely go to church except on Dec 31st, but my wife goes every Sundays and other days.
Talking to fellow landlords.
Towards mid 2021, its beginning to dawn on me that i have a Very serious issue at hand. I approached a fellow landlord just opposite my home. He's a very elderly man. I told him about what i have been grappling with. He queried why i kept quite for long. Well, im a very quite person in our community. I mind my business.
We went to see an Islamic cleric in a nearby town. After briefing and debriefing, this is what the cleric told me verbatim: you have been sleeping and waking up with dark unseen entities/demons.
Eventually he said he and other clerics would have to come to my house to pray and recite Quranic verses and that the snake and other dark entities would leave thereafter.
I didn't go back.
Soon after, I approached my CDA chairman on a Saturday after a landlord's meeting, i told him about the guest in my roof. He was surprised that how could it be.
He came to my home, inspected and saw that truly that snake can't get down into the house because of the POP ceiling everywhere, but what's the snake eating all these while?
He also noted the following:
1. that could the snake be leaving the roof to go hunt for food outside and return inside the roof when ever it so wishes. And that if this so then its not natural.
2. that Is there a way lizards or rats gain entrance into the roof, thereby making themselves easy snacks for the snake? But this is most unlikely because i have since blocked all tiny crevices that tiny lizards can use to gain entrance into the roof, and i showed it to him.
Oh i almost forgot, he advised that i cut a small part of the outside ceilng, that maybe the snake can have a easy way out. I used PVC for outside ceiling, so i removed a small plastic from the PVC ceiling outside.
Eventually, he promised to get intouch with a snake charmer, maybe they can help call the snake out from the roof. I called our chairman again a few times to ask about the Charmer he said he's Gonna bring to my home but he kept posting me.
Pontiac vibe is the best among those mentioned by you, so, i take GOD beg you, buy Pontiac vibe, your mechanic sef fit hate you for buying a car that won't frequently bring you to his workshop
Please for someone with a budget of 4m which of this cars would you advice one to buy. Note the car is one that should be able to serve for atleast 4years.
Belgium 2010 Pontiac Vibe Belgium 2011 Hyundai Sonata Belgium 2010 Hyundai Santafe Nigerian used Honda Crv which I know there will be change at the end of the day.
Please help with reliability and maintenance of this vehicles..
Please note I don't want anything outside this vehicles I mentioned...
If you ever lived in a face to face house that has upstairs Omo you don live for another world bi dat. If you live in such place you must have broad experience about life. Kudos to the author
AsomStructures: 1. It’s sometimes called Face Me I slap you due to the incessant fights daily. E ma ja ju. If you don’t fight, someone will fight you. You must fight. "Ta lo gbe omi ti mo pon sibi?" (Ija de).
2. You can never go hungry unless you don’t know your way around. Enter the kitchen at the backyard and start whining who’s cooking. Drop small gist about another neighbor, walahi waa jeun ju. Gbenusi no be atenu.
Output - Gbeborun Input - Food
3. There’s always that man who will claim he has been living in the house before the house was even built. They are always proud of the years they have lived there. They know everyone and when they were given birth to. (Ancestor Tenant)
4. There will be this group of girls living together. They are always at home during the day except at night. Mothers always warn their children not to enter their room. "Ti mo ba ri e ninu yara awon Anti yen, maa fe lu e daku" but these sisters are always kind. 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
5. There must be an old woman who settles a fight. Mama of the house. She is always sitting outside monitoring what is happening on the street. In most cases, she's the landlady. They always have nicknames like "Iya Jeje" "Iya Kofewahala" "Iya Cele".
6. There’s always a landlord wannabe whom everyone hates. He acts like the landlord and he’s always like “Don’t pour waste there” “Pay your nepa bill” and "We will lock this gate by
7pm" bla bla. You will think his name is in the Landlord's will but he's a tenant too. Gboromideleru
8. There must be a regular debtor who doesn’t pay his bills on time, he pays January bills by April. Always coming up with excuses. "My mama just die", the same thing he said last year. Ogbontarigi onigbese
9. One rich tenant must be in the house, he will keep buying things his landlord can never afford. He owes small rent but he’s using 4 ACs, 2 deep freezers, 17 flatscreen TVs, and 54 generators. The landlord hates him but he can't send him away because omo buruku lojo tie.
10. There’s always that Single Aunty who is neat. She will be between 35 to 40 years, speaks good English, and doesn’t like to mingle with other women in the house. (Children call her Aunty). It is the day you look for her trouble you will know that werey wa nle.
10. Every Face Me I face you comes with a fight merchant who can fight till tomorrow. Always representing home and away (Street Fighter). Fijabi igboro 🙌. She will always come home with torn singlets. Werey tun ti lo ja. Everyone in the compound fears her. Even her parents.
11. Nepa bill fight ✅, waste bill fight ✅, rent increment fight ✅, I entered the bathroom before you fight ✅, you poured water at my doorstep fight ✅, you beat my child fight ✅, you sent my child on an errand fight ✅, you talked about me behind my back fight your wife beat my wife fight ✅, you are dating my husband fight ✅, you used my water fight ✅ At least, 16 fights per month. Tenanté de WWE 🙌.
12. There’s this big boy who brings different girls home, fine room. Always disturbing everyone with loudspeakers
13. There’s always a Gbeborun-General of the whole house. She sees everything, knows everything, and gossips about everything. The moment you hear "shey e ti gbo", just know you are getting served. Her name is always mentioned during every fight. Olofofo
14. Every morning, parents spend 5 hours bath one child outside. These boys are strong. I no dey bath, na by force
15. Sunday meetings are always like this. The landlord is on the high table and everyone keeps ranting and ranting. After 465 suggestions, the landlord won't do any. No item 7 sha o.
16. Every house has that woman that can send children on errands ehn. All the children dislike her. The moment she enters the passage or calls a name, the children will run into their rooms and act like they are asleep. She will never go anywhere herself afi bi afishe.
17. So far it's a Face Me I face you in Bariga, you will always see this tanker everymonth. Awon kogbe kogbe. The entire street will smell for days but o ti mo wa lara.
18. There's always a woman who uses song to insult people during a fight. These people can be very talented. She will use the song to insult and kickstart a fight.
The only presidential candidate who is giving you serious headache.
triple996: D only presidential candidate without direction or plan is obituary (who is expecting massive vote 4rm d east that has suffered massive election boycott in resent years)
Hopefully the people supporting this evil government will be happy that people are suffering and dying due to the wickedness of apc.
Omicronvaccine: Man Slumps And Dies At Bank In Delta After Waiting Several Hours To Withdraw Cash (Photo)
A yet to be identified man allegedly slumped and died at a bank in Agbor, Delta state after waiting for several hours to withdraw cash, IGBERETV reports.
The incident happened inside the banking hall on Thursday afternoon, February 2, 2023.
Facebook user, Omole Mike, shared a photo of the deceased and wrote;
One thing am happy about this crowd in Enugu is that all the south east politicians who are betraying Obi were put into shame and they shall permanently be in shame after February elections
The presidential candidate of the labour party Peter Obi held his rally in Enugu state, okpara square precisely. This particular rally is currently debated as the best rally so far. The love was extremely massive and overwhelming.
If this had happened in the east, so many insults would've come under this thread against the innocent ipobs. I'm a yoruba man and my vote is for Peter Omowale Obi 100%
As e dey pain you e dey sweet us As e dey sweet us e go dey pain you God bless Baba Adeboye
MasterTeeUSA: Pastor Adeboye should stay off politics. All those people causing holdups at the Highway...how many of them have jobs if they can show up for a whole week? No one complains about that crowd and all the prime lands that churches have taken along the highway that should be for manufacturing of goods to Lagos and to export. Na real wa o
Car Talk › Re: Lagos Government Acquires Innoson CNG Buses (Video) by mipeesoft(m): 7:35pm On Jun 09, 2023
Now that baba yahoo yahoo the drug lord will be in charge, Reno too want to cashout 
