₦airaland Forum

sholasholala: I will like to marry a man who will treat me the way my Dad treats my Mum.

May God bless your dad and grant him many many years to reap the fruit of his labour...Give him this from me

ceo4eva: DailyPost has just been informed that a South African woman identified as Folswe Elizabeth Maria has just been arrested [/b]at the Lagos International Airport after showing signs of the dreaded Ebola Virus Disease.

Operatives at the airport [b]arrested the woman when she disembarked from the Air Morok flight.

After a quick virus test was conducted on her, report says she showed positive result and was immediately arrested. She was from Casablanca in Morocco.

Our Airport source said she was quarantined and taken away almost immediately.

http://dailypost.ng/2014/09/11/breaking-liberian-ebola-patient-arrested-lagos-airport/

Is she a criminal? Who arrests sick people

How do these topics get on FP seriously? What am I missing?

Mutuwa: I use to dread tales by moonlight,esp the opening theme where a hunter comes across a monster in the bushes.it got worse after the movie "childs play 1 & 2 wer released,followed by terrahawks..mhn those space vultures still send chill to my spine.

The theme song/sound used to scare me, i can still hum it till today . That monster taking the hunter away gave me nightmares

rickkid: We could have been enjoying better power supply since 2003 but the equipment was stored deliberately to keep us in darkness buying generators and diesel! No wonder Barth Nnaji said what he said! Jesus Christ!

And we are busy swearing for Sawyer...The group of heartless Nigerians that ordered, paid for and left the equipments to rot all this while are worse than terrorists! Probably they were plotting to "import" same equipments afresh and collect another big fat cheque for same equipment! Wickedness of the highest order!!

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So scared he will fall and break his tiny legs! Charly man please advise your son abeg....Bones very very take long to heal in old age!!!

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So scared he will fall and break his tiny legs! Charly man please advise your son abeg....Bone take long to heal on old age!!!

Blockus: Ross & Khan were not Rapper..

True talk.....

Finally it hits me. I am too old to be on Nairaland. How can this small girls be making some peoples childhood. Where chaka kan and diana ross them?

Y. I don't understand.

marveangel: Ladies Over to You......Your boyfriend shows his undying love to you in public by giving you these NATURAL flowers on your birthday........How would you appreciate his kind gesture

Common how did this get on Front page!

Dreal1247: .
It all depends no the density of the rainfall and the terrain involved.

Still not a valid excuse. Terrain should have been considered before they chose the location for the airport.

Thanks Ma...with tears in my eyes...

Hope you packed enough Hand Sanitisers and disinfectants...Minimise physical contact and be safe.....

purplesummer: I don't want to believe our girls have been brainwashed and sent on suicide missions

I feel sad about it too but thats the only logical conclusion. They could tell them if you don't do it we will go back to your village and kill everybody including your parents and siblings. Or they could tell them ' look nobody has come to rescue you; meaning nobody cares about you, you might as well kill your self and go straight to heaven where you will be welcomed as a hero'....

honeric01: Old woman-baby.

The return of grandma

You got me lol ..I name the child Mamatunde

Eneze1: what goes around comes around, he will soon find someone that can cook better than her and so also blow his mind with intimate pleasure

Gbam. Close the tread this guy has said all that needs to be said.

vicky85: http://www.kemifilani.com/2014/08/having-three-wives-is-my-destiny-ojb.html

Moral of the story is : Marrying more than 1 wife is bad for the kidney!

oldenglish: Send your children home at least to do the secondary school and feel a bit of reality of this life.

I dont think its the location that is the problem. What of the guy that killed his father at redeemed camp recently? Bottom line is train a child the way he should grow. If your child is out of hand, don't try to hide it because of shame in other to protect the family name...Speak out parents and seek medical help or help from more experienced people!!!

Skidoc: Hello again,
Assume you are an eligible bachelor who is about to get married. For your bride, if you had to choose between:
(a) an ugly girl who is intelligent and smart. The type they call Brain without Beauty.
(b) a beautiful girl who is dull. The type they call Beauty without Brain.
What will your choice be?
Remember you can't choose both.
I will go first...

As for me, I will choose the beautiful dull girl because I am very fond of beautiful girls and I believe I can train and teach her to become intelligent. On the other hand, there is no training or teaching or therapy that can make an ugly girl become beautiful. If you say you will buy her all the make-up in the world, she will just look like a decorated baboon.

Your turn, please share your opinion. Thanks.

Skidoc

So shallow. So a girl is now a dog that you can 'train' to be intelligent. Good luck with that one.....Hope all your kids will take after your trained wife so you will have enough training to do....
And please no human is ugly! Every single thing you detest about one lady is what one other guy is searching for in a partner.....Beans porridge hot, Beans porridge cold, Beans porridge in the pot 9 days old. Some like it hot some like it cold some like it in the pot 9 days old...Moral of the nursery rhyme is: Porrigde na porridge

Imagine if this guy has access to all the facilities in MIT Well done my guy

ritaNL: A friend of mine who got married recently was suppose to file a sponsoral application for her husband but after gathering all the document and filling it, she decided not to send it to the processing office . I asked her why she went through the trouble of gathering all the document with her husband when she actually knew she didnt wanna bring her husband here and she said , she didnt want her husband to look at her as an enemy of progress.

She said her huband is not well educated and he woould not wanna go to school if he comes hence he cant get a better Job. The guy is a pastry chef and he's doing good for himself in 9jia. she said if he comes here ,he cant work as a pastry chef immediately becos he cant get a pastry chef job here without having a canadian experince, they will hire canadians before considering hiring an african make even if you he's better than them.

She said she want to raise her kids home and he believes somebody has to be in 9jia with those kids,so she think it is safer if the husband is in 9jia with the kids for few years,while she is here working and the kids could always come for vacation. She said ,she's not too good with staying under the same room with a man for a long time ,so she prefers the distance .

What are the advantages of bring your husband abroad when you know he could be better off where he is ? I need to convince her to bring him but i need a good advice. For real, some men come here and they change, it is either they start pushing you to go do nursing or they decide to depend on you becos you are a nurse while they prefer factory Jobs or drive cab.

Your 'friend' sounds like she has other reasons other than the ones given for not wanting to bring him over. She is too deceptive and shady for my liking. Please distant yourself from such a 'friend' cause she sounds like trouble ...If she can deceive her own husband and send her kids on exile for selfish reasons, who knows what else she is capable of doing to others around her....

TV01: Hygenic? who cares?

As soon as I spot anything "bubbling" around his nostrils, I vacuum it up like "dyson". Hot or cold, watery, soft or hard.
My boy is used to it. As soon as he sees me lean forward with pursed lips he knows it aint "kissy kissy" time.

He immediately closes his eyes, clenches his fists and instinctively opens his mouth. I don't stop till he starts gasping for breath.
It typically happens when I bathe him in the morning or evening, so straight down the plughole - but I'll "act on sight".

I once did it during his weekly swimming lesson. Come see whooping and cheering (if de bogey enter water, these oyinbos go abandon class 0!). My man is used to it now, oft times he'll just tug my shirt and say "daddy suck nose" !

Salt content varies, but can be a great health indicator.

While mummy is looking for "wipe", daddy is doing like "Action Jackson"

Awesome for bonding.

Dem suppose hashtag am sef!


TV

Take .....Why no be u i marry na? lol........ Me i cant do it oh, i will only help him hold one nostril shut then tell him 'oya blow very hard out from the open nostril'!
Did you say 'while you bath him in the morning'?? Oya take some more and report me to your wife cause i will send more kisses in a bit

FrancisTony: Nkiru's tummy is too big. Me, I noe gbadun am.

Monalisa and Chika Ike looks awesome.

*EDITED* Chika Ike. Damn

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1552556_20140716082326_jpege54beaac46b482366c3238910c9d6134

Women and attention sha!

Kanwulia: Please, stop making them to feel 'all important'!
I DO IT MYSELF!
A husband's role is for PROCREATION only.
The rest, I can do FOR/BY MYSELF!

I nor sen am o! Hiahnn!

You will age quite fast with all the stress. Even our mothers and grandmothers had relatives staying with them to help out with housework!

NO

Bigsteveg: Is it ur mother ure calling a rat?

Oga is your room full of cheese

QweenMercy: Is it ideal for a mother-in-law to move in with a newly married couple??
If NO state ur reasons..
And if YEs also state ur reasons...
Leggo!!!

Is it ideal to let a rat run free in a room full of cheese

kinnkw: should a girl friend keep in touch with her ex and other guy she has dated?
I mean calling them and see them ?

My mom always told me ' Dont keep food you have vowed not to eat within arms reach'.....A word is enough for the wise.