₦airaland Forum

God can bless anybody, anytime, anyhow and anyday,
keep trusting in all times.

Don't forget you're in Nigeria where they pay evil for good, (At times) you're a young guy, they'll definitely think you're a yahoo boy and that you stole the card yourself if anything should happen to the victim's bank account.

Just break the card, the owner can always get a new one from UBA, it's just 1,050 naira

Don't try to be that good Samaritan now, it's not worth it in this particular case. (Maybe in some other case )

I remember when I saw a live ammunition in my village, just at the back of my family house, I took it to my uncle and told him where I saw it, he told me that there was riot some years ago there, so it must have been the reason the bullet was still there burried on the ground, I told my uncle I'll take it to the police station to return it (me trying to be a good Samaritan na)

My uncle slapped me immediately and said 'boy, don't you know you're in Nigeria" ? Who will believe you just saw it on the ground ? Do you have any tangible evidence ? " Make Nigeria police no go say na you dey sponsor bandits with bullet oo"

N.B. it was 6 bullets.

Naso I just mellow, I had to look for a pit toilet and throw them inside, ( This isn't your regular fiction please)

Nigeria no be USA

Why ?

He's earning very big na, why should he be in debts ?

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Zitoangels:
I can be giving you 2 odds daily with over 80% win rate

That is if I drop you games every day for 10 days, you will win nothing less than 8 times

I can do a 3 day free trial to convince you

Here is my Whatsapp number 07.0.36451018

I know how to forecast games by myself, but I'm not saying I won't work with you.

I'll message you in a jiffy.

You just created this account today and boom! You're looking for who to talk to.


MODIFIED: See how boys are dropping their numbers on an open space like this just to satisfy an anonymous person's desire, I weep for Nairaland boys.

I bet, if a fellow guy post something like this, I won't see anybody going this far to drop their numbers, or even go far to tell the poster how he can make them happy again and stuffs like that.

Kwara1stson:
your father was physically fit but he died in penury and misery.

K

He's lucky, if it was successful, he would have regretted his act, Everybody that has committed suicide have regretted their act as soon as they appear in the other world.

Tiling, you can even do other stuffs, it will enable you to build houses too as you'll be taught how to mix cement and mould blocks.

That aluminium is kind of limited.

I remember how one guy in my church back then in 2017 got a mega Tilling work that gave him enough money to buy a new ladies bike and pay his house rent of 42k, I'm talking of one job oo.

Nigerian politicians and their ugly physique sef ehn

Mr, go hit the gym man, you're not physically fit

Senate should pass a bill that all politicians ready to contest for any seat must be physically fit, I'm tired of seeing all these cargo bags they carry as belly.

This war shaa.

I hope it ends soon, it's beginning to be boring.

Messi1:
Momma has gone to the market and cousin sis went to cafe.This lady brought her phone so i can help her charge it.

I was alone at home so i decided to get some soft drinks, sprite and coke.When i came back i didn't see it again.I asked her and she said no.What do i do?

Your topic and post is misleading. Wtf.

Her phone loss abi wetting sef ?

Nawa for this una injured English o

At least, she don chop life before she die.

The most painful one is those that couldn't give their mom a better life before they passed on.

E good make person get money early o so you'll Carter for her when she's aging, I swear down.

9jii:
Yes,
but IPOB financier will not rule this country.

Are you going to stop him ? Are you God ?

Are you in the army ? Are you a senator ?

You don't have any earthly power to stop him, will your one vote against him stop him ?

Man, rest.

9jii:
Just like on this thread I ll be first to vote him in 2023.
Thank you for asking this question.


He's a more than great man but a great Leader.

And that's how you will be the first to suffer in Jesus name say 'Amen' young man...

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You just wake up by 3:15 Am to post this thing ?

Devineee:
have you ever failed in all angles of life despite all efforts. I am addicted to hunger now.

It's just for you to live a life of Hope, Everybody has their own battles, I know life is unfair, but keep your head up and hope for a better tomorrow.

Devineee:
My life means nothing to me.
I am depressed and will love to rest in peace

Take it easy man, don't take your life, don't even contemplate suicide. It's Satan trying to play cheap tricks on you that you can't make it, whereas, it's vice versa.

FutureIsFemale:
Which is worst? Rape or masturbation?

I don't care, just stop condemning men as if you won't end up with one sooner or later

Stop fooling around with that feminist mentality.

All your post are just about Rape, rape, rape. Tf is wrong with you ?

You hate men so much, maybe you also hate your father because he's not left out in this, He's also a man, yuck!

That urge will come back again, but wave it off as soon as it comes, that's how addiction works, you Think you're free from your addiction, boom! You find yourself doing what you swore never to do again.

Glad you stopped tho, Take care.

FutureIsFemale:
They rape sheep, goat, lizards, crocodile, minors, grannies, pregnant women etc. May God protect us from this rapist gender IJN

While you people masturbate with every God damn thing on this planet earth

Nigerian Army wey go send you go sambisa forest to fight invisible bokom Haram for years.

I'm not a supporter of his action, but let him face the wrath of the law.

Yes, hell.

You take your life that you can't create or give to somebody else, you'll be judged.

Just the way we have courts on earth judging people for committing Various crimes, that's how it's in heaven too, you'll be judged for taking your own life when it's not yet time for you to go.

When you kill yourself, You've literally abused God's sovereignty.

You got my Respect for listing such amazing points why you're rooting for Peter Obi.

I just hope the youths wake up early and see Peter Obi as our saviour.

Liar!

Obi Cubana fit sign am as brand ambassador o

Naso e dey start.

I pity whoever that's planning to sell his/her vote come 2023 presidential elections, especially to BAT, it's not me that you guys will suffer for another 8 years!

Vote Peter Obi, He's The sure Odd!

If you want transparency in Nigeria's affairs, Peter Obi is the one.

I won't say more than this.

You've done well.

This is my plan too, and I will do it for my Mom next month.

Xi