₦airaland Forum

Abeg no commit suicide o. Everything go dey alright las las.

Thank God for your life.

Wike the talkative.

Overdose is a killer.

Farm tools everywhere.

Funny thread! Good way to laugh away your sorrows(present Nigeria situation).

Ifakiland:
Werey...face your country first....sunday sunday you go to church yet na una bad pass

Your papa for house naim be werey.

Jeffyblaq:
You may be right in your own perception buddy.

OSHA
IOSH
NEBOSH
These safety professional courses will still remain relevant anyways..

But I will prefer itz never an open book thing..

Which can be written by friends, and mercenaries..

You copy dat?

I copy! And thanks for your input into the professional safety course matter.

Omoawoke:
Na you dey doom, they run their country with the smartest people from all over the world. They don't rely on churches and mosques to solve their problems, your country that does that is doomed.
The most backward nations in the world are the ones whey pray pass. fuvvk off

You too bleep off!

Jeffyblaq:
That's not true entirely...
The open book test/exam has actually bastardize every sense of hard work from candidates..

Same way NEBOSH (a professional course) has been reduced to a mere high school exam..

Everything now seems Fvcked up!

No way the same NEBOSH (professional safety course) has been reduced to a mere high school exam. If true make i dey manage my OSHAcademy certificate then.

NwaliE01:
Am sure. I have been issued debit card twice and still no charge at all and no monthly maintenance charge too. The banks are extorting Nigerians too.

Thanks for your honest reply.

NwaliE01:
Why are Nigerians paying for debit card?

Here in Australia, cards are issued for free without limit and its being posted to your door step/mail box.

Nigeria is weird abeg. Extortion here and there.

Are you sure about this? Though I prefer Opay card to my bank card because no issuance fee or monthly charges. Also, free transfer fee to other bank accounts. It is also being posted to ones door step. Only concern is no physical branches like banks to make complains or resolve disputes. Though it is very safe for now. I literally use Opay for all my transactions. And no compromised transaction. Don't know if hackers can get through yet, but for more than 2 years that I have been using it, no issue.

Open book test is not that easy o. You are required to answer questions using your knowledge of the subject matter but with hints and little help from your text books. You go still need to crack/rack your brain.

Let all this history be told and publish in every news outlets.

Bigshots001:
When cursed Igbos claim they are from Lagos does your foolish unwise father claim Lagos state is now an Igbo state or madness run in your household.


Bro,respect yourself,you will hold your phone I'm your hand and jump on a thread just to type that Igbos are cursed, aren't there some dignity in you,I will not also support any Igbo person who says same thing about another tribe, let's stop this ethnic madness Biko.
This is the reason we have to sit down and discuss the way forward of our unity, Nigeria is dividing itself daily, it's becoming unhealthy for everyone.
I also condemn Ipob,UGM activities in the SE and the attitude of our selfish, subservient,greedy and no-do-well politicians.
But, this ethnic and tribalist utterances being spewed daily at ease by members of the different tribes in Nigeria is degenerating and dangerous.
This is how tribal wars starts.

I just hope and pray that they will listen to you. Tribal and Ethnic utterances that is gradually eating deep and causing disharmony on a daily basis everywhere. I just pray we don't have another civil war in this country.

Breeze don dey blow, fowl yansh go still open more. Nedu, fire down!

Once a post reaches front page, that is when some otondoes normally come to do some stupid advert and comment rubbish.

Black man with misplaced priority.

America is doomed. No to Jesus, but Yes to LGBTQ and LGBTQIA+.
A country whose dollar bill has "In God we trust" clearly written on it.

We get real women for food section. And mind you @OP, dem no reply you no mean say women no exist for Nairaland. Na just say dem no get your time to give you the attention wey you dey crave for.

God bless his age and hustle.

OP, you be otondo of the highest order. No single street sense. Just dey zombie dey go.

Following!

Nice pictorials.

So this werey get boyfriend (how can I convince my boyfriend to save in my bank thread) and he dey look for sugar daddy. Las las, dem go serve you cold breakfast.

Hang the palace guard by his balls.

May God see her through this ordeal.