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Come 2019, if Buhari rigs himself in for dis country as we are all suspecting so, wahala go dey o
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Come 2019, if Buhari rigs himself in for dis country as we are all suspecting so, wahala go dey ooo

But hey guys, NPF recently gave out some numbers for anyone to call in case of any harrasment from SARS...

Now I'm thinking, if one attempts to make such call in their presence as una de drag una matta, can that not make the person get shot by one of them (SARS) there and then? Especially if SARS is wrongfully intimidating you and trying to make you "settle" them as the case usually is.

Chimamanda is very pissed right now.

lilfreezy:
Jesus christ!
Who teach aboki how to mine skull

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Very subtle!

vizkiz:
She would have been respected if she didn't start going nude

And singing very dirty lyrics too.

Preshy561:
so we should keep shaming each other?
so uncivil.

Most guys would just laugh over it....but you girls will become very bitter about such things and flare up.

Lols!!! Abeg, wetin dat guy mean by "we remove cobweb"? I too like dah line but I no know the meaning.

Nobody enjoys constant charging. How much pesin fit buy the new TECNO Pouvouir 2 said to have superb battery?

smart6:
Speculations everywhere again, heard POP for steam II batch A likely 31 May or 6 June. What i dont get is the rumour about another mobilization starting soon? Hope this July thing is not a Batch B suntin?!

Anyone with a more valid info please oblige us.

Even if the POP is truly 31st May or 6th June, I don't think we can still be asked to come in for the orientation course a week after any of those 2 dates (like it is usually done)...

July was stated on the dashbord for the orientation course. And that definitely is because of the Ramadan fast which will continue till 17th June and Sallah thereafter too, after which preparations on us can then commence. But who knows, they may still change plans if they want to.

noble4d:
You people have started again. Is it official?

My apologies. I crosschecked and saw that it is July that is stated for Orientation Course (Camp particularly) on the dashboard.

But do you or anybody else here know whether it is early, mid or late July pls? Let's not also rule out the fact that NYSC may shift the date back subsequently, it is usually meant to be 1month interval and not 2months. Their arrangements this year just get as e just be.

I was not actually well prepared to have gone with this first set of PCMs anyway; in my own opinion, they were rushed.

Heard Camp would actually be in June, hence making it a June/July thing.

But really, what is the problem with short people sef?

NwaAmaikpe:


Na wa.
OP is a man and he is bothered about his weight; sounds gayish to me.
I'd just say you should excercise more; play soccer and have regular sex.

Forget food,
Diets don't work on Nigerian's body, because hardship has altered our DNA.

If it is a woman,
It's simple, just tell your man not to release inside you.

Hahahaha! Guys, I really want to meet this NwaAmaikpe guy in real life....like seriously.

NwaAmaikpe:


Her lecturer was only being honest.

The truth is that her degree is a waste while her certificate is just for decoration.

Because no employer will hire a staff who looks like a freak of nature.

Abeg Nairalanders, shey dis guy dey purposely react like dis to annoy people abi na so the guy just be ni?

Girl, get a fitting sunshade and enjoy your life joor. I personally know someone who wears sunshades everytime for as long as I've known the person.

HeyCorleone:
My own is so far there isn't any strong candidate to face Buhari.

Like play like play, dis old man may continue fa. Something drastic has to happen before 2019 to avert that otherwise...

Don't have sex often or masturbate often. That way your sperm thickens and increases in amount.

This guy's bufffonery usually renders me speechless. Apart from this remark of his, often times, he has exhibited an unrivalled level of stupidity.

Sunexy:
Feminists might not see anything wrong with this o...but if it's a male celeb that dished out the insult, dem go complain

Ashawo Feminists, they can be very annoying sometimes ehn...

Sowore, you see? (someone suspected him being here), Nigerians are now wiser.

ERORR404:
I don't just know what is wrong with my generation,they have the time to vote - out and re vote - in housemates,but most of them don't even have PVC for the Forthcoming general elections.
I'm 20 years old and i have my PVC locked and loaded,waiting for 2019 yet,my elder brother's friend who is in his early thirties,got no PVC, but is talking of who to vote back into the bbnaija house.

"LEADERS OF TOMORROW"

We no see am to collect anywhere around. And it is also very difficult to obtain if one finds where to get it. I for one desperately want it but I am unable to get it.

emmk:
by the time you look up home in the dictionary you will see that he is home alredy.

Hahahahahaha!
This one really did crack me up big time!
I_Swear_Down

ibnchokomah:
This isn't true. It has been proven times without number that women are at par with men in terms reasoning and decision making. Do a quick research bro. Secondly the phrase "take it or leave it" is a dumb way of arguing. Let your facts make the person take it or leave it.

The earlier you ignore such reports or research made up by feminists and come to terms with reality, the better.

Eureka123:
It's you who doesn't get it. You are still wallowing in the mindset that feminists are out to get you. I admire the second part of your comment, but I need you to reconsider the first part. Life happens to everyone. Home training isn't what keeps you alive, but personal conviction. Don't steer away from the point of my comment. Raise your kids the way they should go. Not raise them as though you are preparing them for someone else. Teach them to be good persons.

Society keeps making the mistake of grooming girls alone, but forget we are male and female in this world of existence. It's like telling the police to do their jobs of catching criminals and not doing the other part of orientation of such individuals to restrain from stealing to begin with. If you keep raising girls to not mess up, and you're not raising boys the proper way, I'm sorry you're only pouring water on stones.

All over media, I keep hearing about women should this, and that, how did things become so complicated? Women are blamed for every single thing in this world, even to the extent of being blamed for getting cheated on. Silly things along this line. Nobody here is hating on men, I don't think any man is better than me due to gender. I believe in fair games. I train myself to aspire for things I qualify for, and I do not subscribe to the mentality that I deserve things solely because I am a woman.

The boy-child gets wiser and smarter in reasoning as he grows. But the girl-child (women generally) remain with the reasoning and sense of a child even as they grow into young and elderly females. Anyone can observe and confirm this nature's truth from daily interactions, the above explains why more training attention should be accorded to a female child.

Only a true feminist would not hate men and the benefits they enjoy. She would take on the challenges that men take too, do everything men do and not talk bla bla bla everywhere about gender discrimination...

Ladyhippolyta88:
Comments like this make me puke.So irritating and insulting a woman brain is like that of a child I am not even sure you have sense.Stop bringing nature and bible because you know it goes beyond that.

Ask one or two men around you and they will tell you the same thing. It is either you just don't understand it because you are a woman, or you actually understand and you don't want to admit it.
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Phrases like [...think like a man, #beauty&brain] which are attached to women came up, how and why do you think they came up?
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WOMEN'S BRAIN AND REASONING IS LIKE THAT OF A CHILD, it's very hard to find a woman exhibit that she has sense. Take it or leave it, it is the truth. And it irritates me how women with their low reasoning-ability would want to equate themselves with men. Feminists they call themselves.
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Read your Bible very well and you will find the places women were grouped with children. The society groups them so too, but a feminist would say 'that's the society'

Women and/or females (old and young alike) generally reason like children naturally, hence the phrase Beauty&Brains. You will hardly find a woman who is logical in reasoning.
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Virtually all of them are the same - like children; you can easily trace it from how they run their mouth etc. Even the Holy Bible groups women and children together.
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I even read something some time ago on the words 'groom' and 'bride' in marriage and how they tend to represent the idea that the man should "groom" his bride (with the rate of failed and broken marriages everywhere).
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I support a true feminist and true feminism which entails the woman being able to take on the challenges of a man too, and not just hate men for the benefits men enjoy without practising true feminism.
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The bottom-line is that you can never even change nature. It's annoying how so-called feminists express their so-called resentment in free places like Nigeria where there is little or no discrimination against women.

Dis OP guy with im mouth sha... GAHDAMN!

I've not gotten any of the varieties of Gucci wears or products out there.

But I think I like how the patterns on this outfit of hers are attractively made; I think I will get me a Gucci outfit or product made exactly just like this.

Nah I can give you anything in life but mndy is a no go area he's mine biko not to be shared with anyone

Which MNDY?
Me?

The story of the hijab-wearing Law student comes to mind. The problem is that Muslims just vehemently hold that the Koran supersedes a country's constitution and laws.

Kayceenaz:
Thanks for the pat on the back. I hope the article's words push music artistes and movie producers to retrace their steps.

From the post to your replies, I must say that you have a very good and admirable command of English language.

I am very much into music. Here's the thing - some heavy music junkies (like me) just appreciate and love the good rhythm of a song well made.

We are not interested in the theme or lyrics of the song (whether meaningless and/or corrupt); we do not let that influence us neither. We still let our moral compass guide us but just love/listen to them for the love of their excellent rendition.

Movies too. A couple of them are brilliantly made and well thought of that one can't help but identify with them and cherish, even as they contain morally wrong contents.

And like I said, these things and the celebrities attached to them on their own cannot influence the moral compass of an individual who is liking and loving them; HE/SHE CHOOSES WHETHER TO LET THEM OR NOT.

wtfcoded:
I think Akara n bread recipe was written 4rm heaven.
Try hot akara buried in a very plumpy large soft bread + hot tea in the cold morning.
My dear eating that might give u an orgasm so bad u will think the heaven we've told of is right in ur palms.

You have summed up everything walai! Confam Akara buried in ogbonge bread = Burger like no other.

Do you know that most Nigerians like me fear disconnection from the dope and classic forms of Nigerian foods (like this one for me especially) if they travel out of the country...