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xchanger:
This is not an attempt to criticize you in anyway Funsho cause you're doing a great job here. I made a few changes to your letter, to make it sound better grammatically.


4, Asa street,
Ikeja Lagos.
Ist June,2006.

The Human resources Manager,
ABC Nigeria Limited.
4, Tom street, Ibadan
Oyo state

Dear sir,

APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF CHIEF ACCOUNTANT

I read with extreme interest your advertisement in The Guardian Newspaper of May 30th 2006 for the post of Chief Accountant. I graduated from XYZ University with a degree in Accounting (2nd Class Honours, Upper Division). In addition I have a Masters degree in finance, proffessional qualification (ACA), and many years of cognate experience.

I understand that this post requires a candidate with a strong analytical mind, a self starter who must be able to work with little supervision. I possess these attributes and they have served me well in the past - ensuring my rapid promotion by my previous employers.

I would appreciate an opportunity to interview with you and demonstrate to you first hand that i am an excellent fit for this position. You may contact me at the above address or through my telephone number 08038363655. I have also attached my resume for your perusal. Thank you for your time and consideration.

Nice! But how can you help adjust that second paragraph for a fresh graduate and first-time applicant?

I totally fell in love with her from her role in Frank Rajah Arase's directed Ghanaian brilliant, unrivalled masterpiece and subliminal movie "THE GAME"

Obinovictor:
Lecture halls... I remember my university days, heavy charging always going on behind even during a lecture

As in ehn . . . serious heavy charging! Alhough, a very wicked lecturer would not allow it amidst his lecture!

She must have fallen head over heels in love with his latest work EMERGENCY (like me) for her to be doing that!

Same Flavour wey don chop dis very fine girl Anna Banner finish!
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DISCRETE QUESTION: Pls, has WhatsApp disconnected from Nokia phones like we heard they would do this year? I've been unable to log in since yesterday with my Nokia X2. No network issues because I've been browsing!

slyzy:
Back in the days baby mamas used to defect anything that will bring to much attention on them but nowadays, the reverse is the case. End time baby mamas everywhere!

Na dat one you dey talk? Is Wizkid not too young to be having not one but two children?

Stupedinluv:
I am striving for greatness to be really happy in future and one of my watchdogs is to avoid emotional setbacks.

Your life, future and personal happiness are closely linked! Mynd44's first response post tackles the issue raised by you in your topic!

Another Kachikwu-magician styled remark!

pharmworld:
IS GAINING WEIGHT A PROBLEM TO YOU THEN LOOK NO FURTHER WITH OUR 100% REMEDY LEARN MORE BELOW:
http://pharmwordng./2016/01/07/how-to-gain-weight-in-nigeria/

Is it Amino 3000 or Cyprigold that does it? And can the drug not be gotten from any pharmaceutical shop?

nwachinemelu:
Eat enough calories especially Junk!!!!! Happy Easter NL may Christ bless us all Amen

Name some junks or foods containing calories

Seun, let me ask you this bothering and serious question:
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Spiritually, I hope you and/or the Mods are not beginning to have or planning to establish links with the 'snake-spirit-world' from the way snake topics are becoming replete on this website?

See them! The ladies will not comment on threads that are crucially related to them but will all come out on threads that mocks boys like this one!

Stunt or real, I don't even know which to beleive now after hearing that short emotional song HEAVEN by the singing one of them in which he was practically crying, singing and talking to their late parents whom he said would not have allowed them (their children) misbehave if they were to still be alive and be here with them!

Remii:
That's what nollywood taught then, every girl that encountered hardship becomes prosistute and boy in similar situation takes to crime,

You have a very valid point! Our movie-makers unintentionally or not, determine what is depicted about Nigeria with their works!

Bleep all of you taking sides with Al-Jazeera here on Nairaland
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Any Nigerian abroad is looked at by the host citizens as a bad societal element judging by what they've been hearing about us

I feel a deep sense of displeasure right now over this issue!
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Can you just imagine . . . Aljazeera with that wide coverage they have to their credit portraying Nigeria in this negative light to the whole world

Please, what has happening or is happening with Kogi's own?

I love this his Emergency song to pieces! The backup voice from that anonymous guy on the hooks is awesome!
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DeVee tried with Feeling the N**ga and other D'banj's production but if D'banj feels like he will have a more appealing chemistry with the new producer which I'm suspecting is the reason, then so be it; he is the boss!
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I love the repeated base in the instrumentals of that Emergency, so dope! And I must emphasize again that the rendition of that backup voice in the hooks is so on point!

OP, you sef suppose know say na scope! Business and patronage strategy toh bad!

Nice stunt wey don make you famous my fellow Kogite! Alhough you did not plan it that way!
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Na so pesin dey take blow fa! From little matter, naim big things dey comot from like play like play!

TechPill:
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but i just have to inform you that WhatsApp- A popular messaging app, will be discontinue on Blackberry and Nokia operating system this year 2016 ending to be precised.

Earlier this week Whatsapp celebrated its 7th years anniversary with its 1 Billion Active users, instead to break a bad news on such a good day, the team decided to wait till on Friday when they announced that: the app will soon be discontinued on BlackBerry and Nokia devices running those company's operating systems.

Yes! that include the Blackberry 10 device, Though the new Android-powered Blackberry Priv slider phone might probaly survive this heat because it was built with Android OS.

According to WhatApp Announcement



The Nokia S40 discontinuation will deeply affect developing countries like Nigeria because most people still uses old Nokia phone. The like of Nokia asha 200 and 203, Nokia 6100, 6200, Nokia c2 and c3 just to mention a few. I know most of us still love our old nokia phones. WhatsApp suggests "upgrading to a newer Android, iPhone, or Windows Phone" if you want to keep on using the service — if not, you'll need to find another messaging service by the end of the year before the service got discontinued.

So do you think this is necessary? please use the comment box

Source: http://www.techpill.net/2016/02/whatsapp-will-be-discontinued-on.html

CC: lalasticlala, Seun

[img]http://3.bp..com/-6J11Ibbh9FI/VtJDfL-eoEI/AAAAAAAAAqQ/zjCYGfHY7gY/s1600/whatsapp%2Bfor%2Bnokia%2Band%2Bblackberry.jpg[/img]

I don't think C2 mentioned in your list of Nokia phones does WhatsApp!
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Oh my Nokia X2! But OP, did they say all Nokia phones?

TechPill:
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but i just have to inform you that WhatsApp- A popular messaging app, will be discontinue on Blackberry and Nokia operating system this year 2016 ending to be precised.

Earlier this week Whatsapp celebrated its 7th years anniversary with its 1 Billion Active users, instead to break a bad news on such a good day, the team decided to wait till on Friday when they announced that: the app will soon be discontinued on BlackBerry and Nokia devices running those company's operating systems.

Yes! that include the Blackberry 10 device, Though the new Android-powered Blackberry Priv slider phone might probaly survive this heat because it was built with Android OS.

According to WhatApp Announcement



The Nokia S40 discontinuation will deeply affect developing countries like Nigeria because most people still uses old Nokia phone. The like of Nokia asha 200 and 203, Nokia 6100, 6200, Nokia c2 and c3 just to mention a few. I know most of us still love our old nokia phones. WhatsApp suggests "upgrading to a newer Android, iPhone, or Windows Phone" if you want to keep on using the service — if not, you'll need to find another messaging service by the end of the year before the service got discontinued.

So do you think this is necessary? please use the comment box

Source: http://www.techpill.net/2016/02/whatsapp-will-be-discontinued-on.html

CC: lalasticlala, Seun

[img]http://3.bp..com/-6J11Ibbh9FI/VtJDfL-eoEI/AAAAAAAAAqQ/zjCYGfHY7gY/s1600/whatsapp%2Bfor%2Bnokia%2Band%2Bblackberry.jpg[/img]

I don't think C2 mentioned in your list of Nokia phones does WhatsApp!
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Oh my Nokia X2! But did they say all Nokia phones?

Metropilla:
Guess it's an efficient way of diluting what he's reading. A student was spotted reading his books in preparation for an exam while chilling with bottles of Guinness stout. Some say they understand what they read when they are in HIGH state while others argue that this is a very wrong method of reading.

http://www.metropillar.com/2016/02/see-what-this-student-was-seen-doing.html

Lolz! I don't know how it will work out for him!
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But this reminds me of a lecturer who drinks and gets intoxicated before marking his scripts!
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According to him, it will neutralize any juju by any student on the script or himself (the lecturer) for marks!

If this is in the spirit of preaching ahead of the forthcoming Valentine and the rampant sex activity to come with it, I pray it works!
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For the Christians particularly, I am already suspecting that not even its Sunday date will calm these morally bankrupt youths down!

FROM 0 TO 100 - OLUWA NI (God's Marvellous Handwork)
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The perfect description of grass to grace elevation is how God picked the call of OLAJUMOKE ORISAGUNA the Agege bread seller!
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From an ordinary bread-hawker on the streets of Lagos to a wealthy international model as a result of her coincidental appearance in T.Y Bello's picture of Tinnie Tempah!
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And by the way, her name OLAJUMOKE actually means "God will provide wealthy people to surround and take care of you." And it has happened in such an amazing way!

Oluwa ni! Che you don see Oluwa ni!
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I love this guy's name! So foreign-sounding!
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a.k.a "Longest." I am yet to believe or disbelieve his claim of having such long di.ck which I believe he associates the nickname with!

SetrakusRa:
10. The Epistle Writers: this category of students just because of the hustle for a 'A' will go as far as explaining their life story for the lecturer. A simple question like 'What is a NOUN?' and they'll go as far as explaining where the letter N orginated from and why they appear twice.

LWKMD! Una no go kill pesin 4 dis Nairaland with laff fa!
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I've bookmarked this and I must show it to my coursemates, especially they who are very fond of collecting the extra sheets

Omotayor123:
You mean it's rare for husband and wife to love each other

Yes! Equally!

Omotayor123:
True talk...... But it would be best if the partners loves each other. *winks*

Best but a very rare thing I must say!

Is the r.ape meant to make the girls tough and brutal or what?

Rape is a very wicked act! Such painful penetration for the lady! What a pity!
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Even in an appropriate sex, the importance of a pre-intimacy to get the woman moist before penetration cannot be over-emphasized!
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The women folk dread rape, and it is a pity that nothing can be done to address the problem owing to unbridled men's higher sex libido