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Juju go make Customs release seized containers? Bloody lies! Customs command wey na devil backyard, dem go use that juju play ludo, nothing will happn . The only juju that works on customs is money, plenty money

This is the most hypocritical question ever on Nairaland. Nigerian girls will date anybody that has money, or big abula, or both. And most Nigerian girls don't have much to offer besides sex, so they come to the dating negotiating table as handicaps and beggars. If Nigerian girls can date criminals, thieves, ritualists, armed robbers, cultists, yahoo boys etc, then why won't they date a single father? Nigerian girls that date married men, mtshewwwww, na single fathers go come hard dem to date ? You guys commenting here should continue deceiving yourselves. Go on social media, see Nigerian girls shouting "zaddy" with pride, some dey even date their ancestors, like Regina Daniels .

Boko Haram was like a lizard and then Northern politicians took it up and fed and nurtured it to use as a weapon against the rest of Nigeria until it became a giant dragon spitting fire that they cannot control anymore, that is eating them up too, not just others alone. Same way IPOB was a baby dinosaur, then Southeast politicians took IPOB with the aim of using it as a weapon against the rest of Nigeria and fed it so much till IPOB has become a giant tyrannosaurus they cannot control again, and it's eating them up now, not just others alone. The North Central is currently feeding the Shiites, the Southwest is feeding Agberos, the Southsouth is feeding cultists and militants, and Buhari government is feeding fulani herdsmen. Kontinu oh, just know the monster you're feeding and nurturing to destroy others will be the same monster that will eat and destroy you and yours too. Make una dey shit dey go on top this country, when soakaway full, every tenant go smell am. Na dat time una go know say every tribe na tenant for this country, na God be landlord.

Keeping a lion in a residential area? What happens if it escapes into the open. The LASG needs to retrieve that animal immediately and hand a warning notice to the owner..

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A Muslim terrorist will always behave like a Muslim terrorist no matter where they go

Can you see how the evil dimensions this kidnapping thing has taken? This pastor was kidnapped inside his own home. Imagine people breaking into your home to kidnap? That's how terrible the security in this country is now. People need to start taking desperate measures to secure themselves because obviously the government is unreliable to protect anyone but themselves. Later these evil criminals might start bursting into people's offices, homes, restaurants, salons etc to kidnap, maybe then society will take it serious that this problem is a collective problem that must be faced with highest importance.

Nigeria is being run by a very lackadaisical government with no direction.

Sense wee not kee these our politicians. Later you will hear politicians say things like, I didn't go to prison for stealing 2 billion, I only did 6 months course at the Nigeria Correctional Services

chloride6:
And Wale Adenuga sef...Omo I laugh tire

, I meant Michael Adenuga GLO, not papa ajasco Adenuga

Dansuqi:
I know its highly unlikely and almost impossible but if buhari is disqualified by the tribunal or found ineligible to qualify due to him not having ssce or not attaching it to his inec form cf001,who takes over? Is it vice president osibanjo,atiku or the senate president? What does the constitution specifies? Is there any precedent? Lawyers in the house,contribute

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Senate President takes over

Blinkers:


Niger Delta boys wey start this kidnapping hustle sef go marvel at how brazen and deadly, their aboki/Fulani counterparts have gone with it.

Dem just dey kidnap anything. poor, rich, animals, dead bodies etc.

I do not exonerate Niger Delta militants from kidnapping, because it is a deplorable act nevertheless, but those guys still had brain to know who to kidnap and who not to kidnap. In fact, comedians used to make jokes with it then. But these fulani herdsmen kidnappers na cow brain dey dia head. Imagine crossing a bus on the highway and kidnapping poor people and asking for 50m ransom? Like duh, if the person had 50m would they be entering Ekene Dili Chukwu night bus? Very anyhow wicked daft criminals.

Have you noticed 99% of clerics they kidnap in Kaduna are pastors? People need to start asking questions, because this thing is really looking like a premeditated strategy to rid Kaduna of churches. But hey, what do I know, Governor Hell Dubai will soon boast Kaduna highways are the safest roads in the world

Oba Otudeko, Subomi Balogun, Wale Adenuga, Jimoh Ibrahim etc are exceptional in their right as self-made billionaires because these guys started from scratch, and didn't steal government money through politics or political office

SETTINGZ0000000:
pls. Should we be happy. For. This?

Yes, be happy

Otudeko na one very humble silent billionaire. D man get money pass otedola sef

san316:
Good for him. Shey he wanted to see a man. why is he reporting the soldier to his online court. Nonsense man kawai

He can't even win online court, because his stupidity is so glaring. I'm sure he is the type of tailor that mistreats his customers and seizes their cloth for decoration in his shop. Those soldiers didn't even beat him well

oz4real83:
in as much as the girl was rude, that shouldn't have stopped the tailor from giving the clothe to the second girl. It isn't everytime someone needs to prove to be right. Letting go sometimes, despite being in the right, is a sign of wisdom and maturity.

Nothing like rude, from the way he demanded that the girl must be the one to collect cloth, it is very possible the idiot has been making advances to the girl in secret and that's the source of the rudeness. If the girl was truly rude and needed correction, he would have taken the cloth to the girl's mother himself and reported her to the mother, so the mother can correct her if the tailor was right about her misbehavior. But the idiot adult didn't do that because he has ulterior motive. We know his type. Classic predator move demanding he must see the girl before he releases cloth. Rubbish. Dem suppose beat the guy well.

Very stupid tailor. He needs another round of beating. Someone sent her daughter to collect her cloth, but you refused to give her, making a stupid excuse that you want the first daughter to come because you want to teach her how to talk. What kind of rubbish is that? You want to teach her or you want to use style to cajole her and later rape her bah? He needs real beating. Mtshewwwww. These soldiers nice sef

We need more officers like this in the police force. In fact, he should be promoted. Because everything he said is true. Why should they be delaying the salary of a man that spent the whole month risking his life to protect his country. It is very evil. EFCC should take this matter up immediately.

Burna boy no sing reach Tuface, but Burna dey sing Fela jams and as e carry Baba 70 spirit inside him tunes, Burna go carry Grammy. But still, no Nigerian musician or African musician sing reach Fela, he is the only true muscial Legend and genius of our era. Fela dey the same level with Bob Marley, born with music in their blood.

If we put aside the dollar bribe scandal, Ganduje is the best governor in the whole North right now, and the best Governor Kano ever had.

odigbosky:
We have so many festive periods in this country. So government should start sharing food and money to people during times like this. Is that our priority. So we want to eat what's left of our future...na God go help us for dis country

Is it their personal money they are sharing? No, it is government money. Therefore, Oga let them share it. Whether they share it or they don't share it, these politicians will still steal billions out of government money for themselves and family to enjoy. And then still turn around to tax the poor people again one way or another. So let them share them food and gifts during festivities. It is part of government responsibility to feed the poor. And it is also good as a crime prevention strategy to reduce crime among the poor forced to steal to eat. Such free food and drinks go a long way for such people

Fine girl

Nigerian Bloggers Salah meat haf arrived

Even Ronaldo knows Messi is better than him, that's why Ronaldo is always comparing himself to Messi, because Messi is his standard. But Messi compares himself with the god of football

Do you really want to solve your problem? You just have to do 1 thing: RESPECT YOUR HUSBAND. When a man acts the way he does, it's because he's tired of your disrespect. You might be doing it subconsciously, and unintentionally but still you have to change. Marriage is not boyfriend and girlfriend where a man pockets his ego just to woo. Marriage is when he demands his respect and you have to give it to him. When you talk to him, talk to him with respect, when you serve him food, serve him with respect, you might get playful with each other but do it with respect. Try this and watch how your marriage with turn around to be sweeter than honey. He will kill you will love . Respect is how you bring out the love in your husband. Respect him and he will love you dearly.

goodgirl2409:
My husband has really changed. He is so unemotional and revengeful.
I will cook for him severally and he won’t eat. I will serve him food and he won’t eat. I will ask him what I have done and he won’t respond. Every time he gives me the silent treatment.

I feel so pained because I expected more from this marriage but barely 1 year after, he doesn’t seem to love me anymore. Sometimes 1 month will pass, no sex. He would go out and won’t bother to tell me where he is going.



He would come back very late and would just ignore me like I don’t exist.
Although he drops money for me to run the house and communicates strictly with me, it make no sense to me.
I am tired. Is this how marriage is? Is this how men are or am I just suffering?

I don’t have anyone to beg to talk to him,and I was told reporting him to any of his family members is not good. things are getting worse everyday. People who have married for many years and are succeeding please help me. What am I not doing right?

UPDATE.
I want to add that it is not sexual incompatibility.
When he is in his happy mood, I would even be tired of his endless gist. S-x will be very great. He is kind and caring. Such a wonderful man. In fact an angel. He would even wash my underwear’s and clothes.

But when his mood start which is his mood most of the time, he won’t talk to you, he won’t eat. I will finish cooking, he will go outside and buy another food and come and cook. He won’t come back on time. I will ask him what is it, he would not respond. He always feels everything I do to annoy him, i do it on purpose. I am a peace loving person. Everyone around that knows the story
always say that he has a problem.

LazyGold:
Ogun State

Oga don't reveal location. You want poachers to go after them? The real location is Mozambique

Wherever there are elephants, lions can't be too far away. I pity all these people entering forest half naked with camera phone. You just never know what is lurking in the shadows, just pray you won't be filming an elephant when a hungry lion is filming you

This guy should go give testimony inside Church. His mother's prayers have saved him from marrying a coded olosho. His first and second child would have been from another man . Mother's please never stop praying for your sons, there are too many wicked olosho girls out there pretending to be useful.

Bede2u:
lol...tinubu is not doing anything different that he hasnt been doing since 1999. The thing is that as our democracy deepings, it becomes less predictable. Nobody knows who will be president in 2023

Who told you nobody knows. To know who will be president, just cancel out who won't be president. A process of elimination and who remains will be President. For example, cancel out Atiku