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Adewale1603:
I didn't say phones were made for those purposes you mentioned, what I'm trying to explain to you is that, smartphones are more better in terms of it's everyday general usefulness than a laptop, laptop are useful for professionals, work purposes, project, school, business and others. Phones have its class, value and features, some features in some smartphones are not even in laptops. phones has some technology, not incorporated in laptops, same as laptop, it doesn't matter whatever software the laptop could run, laptops runs majorly on the windows Os, so it should be able to execute programs, meant for windows compared to an Android Os. it shouldn't be compared. How much do you bought your Dell latitude 3340, core i5, 500gb HDD, maybe 4gb ram, probably a UK used system. Compare it to how much an iphone 14 pro is being sold or Samsung Galaxy S22 ultra , and see how many Dell latitude 3340, I go buy from it. If laptops are that better than phone, then laptops are supposed to be more expensive than phones, why are some phones so expensive than laptops? Since you claim laptops are better and powerful than phones.

My friend, again you’re still not making sense with all due respect. In your previous comment, you argued that I shouldn’t bring in high-end graphics cards and laptop into the argument and I went ahead to pick a 78 thousand naira laptop (bought it in 2021) just to prove to you that me mentioning high-end/midrange graphics card laptop was even an overkill.
I mentioned that latitude 3340 made in 2014 and with an horrible, entry level intel hd 4400 just to prove to you that it would still run stuffs that even a thousand dollars IPhone 14 PM’s A16 wouldn’t be able to run and you’re still here arguing and asking me how the laptop is better when it’s not as expensive as the phone You’re confusing me my friend
Again, your laptop can imitate a whole android OP using emulators like Bluestack and Leapdroid but the reverse can’t happen. No android phone can install windows operating system (I’m not taking about launchers here )
Also your argument is now that since an iPhone is more expensive than the latitude I presented, automatically, the iPhone becomes the more powerful and somehow, that made sense to you
Going by your logic, being expensive means more powerful.
You said I shouldn’t talk about high-end pcs and I presented you with an entry-level and you’re still talking. How did this argument even make sense to you?

Adewale1603:
when I compared a smartphone to a laptop, I didn't classified it as general, to every rules, there are exception. I didn't say that all phones are better than laptops. There are exceptions, some phones are better and powerful in performances than some laptops, same way as some laptops are powerful than some smartphones. All these stuffs you mentioned here can only be handled smoothly by latest or recent and graphics intensive laptops like a mobile workstation or gaming laptop. Tell me Can older laptops of year 2006, 2007, 2009, 2010 or 2013 with basic old Intel integrated graphics do those tasks, when some smartphones actually even have more powerful graphics to play smoothly some high encoded videos these older laptops can't even play or play smoothly. Can these old laptops run virtualization on them. Not even All laptops can perform all these stuffs you wrote down, each laptops has its own specific hardware limitations, like its graphics type, processor, clock frequency, RAM supports, etc. Though average laptops will run most basic softwares which is normal, Microsoft word, excel, notepad e.t.c and FYI Not All laptops can run graphics demanding softwares, like Autocad, except maybe very old version of Autocad, Revit, Archicad, csc Photoshop, coreldraw even graphics demanding games. Some laptops are even so outdated that it can't run recent operating systems like windows 10, 11. Whereas modern and latest smartphones are more advanced and Smarter than an average laptops. Only more recent and powerful laptops with high-end chips can matched up and more with todays standards of smartphones.

You are still not making sense sir. Fine, let’s stop talking about high-end graphic chips but mind you, the Gtx 1650 that I mentioned earlier is not even a midrange graphics, it’s an entry level card. Now I’ll take you to what a dell latitude 3340 i5 can do. This 2013-14 entry level dell laptop, with an integrated intel HD 4400 graphics can handle GTA 5, yes, it plays Grand Theft Auto 5 and photoshop CS6 (at least speaking from my own personal experience) now tell me which high-end mobile phone can run gta 5 without getting smoked I don’t even think it’s been made available for a mobile phone chipset to start with. How do you expect a mobile phone to play an almost 60GB-sized game? How exactly do you want them to compress it?
I can’t even believe I’m having this discussion because it’s too ridiculous my friend. Also kindly show me a mobile phone today that can successfully install and run photoshop CS6 and the bridge (at least these are not graphic-intensive like Video rendering and the other tasks I listed in my first comment. I don’t think any tech-exposed person should be having this argument at all Phones are not even made for these purposes to start with.

Cloudflare:
To those idiots above hailing the drug lord for this, Kindly note that the FG doesn't control the price of gas, so it is not Tinubu nor APC that did this. The gas price is controlled by marketers. It is Safe to say that Tinubu did nothing here. He should revert back to when fuel was sold for #150 and then make adequate planning before removing fuel subsidy. I don't expect him to know this because obi the game planner will do everything when he has restore his stolen mandate.

I doubt your empty head would come up with this gibberish if the reverse was the case.
It would have been Tinubu’s fault if the prices were skyrocketing, right? Let’s celebrate our little wins while also holding our leaders accountable in areas where they are not doing up to task. No be every time una go dey carry negativity for head. You and the other minions like you would have roasted this man alive if the news was about a hike. It’s nobody’s fault that you’re born miserable my friend.
You mumu well well

MechanicMike:
Bull$hit..op is gay.why can he tell us he will survive witout women BECUZ he dislike them? (Read his last post)
nigggggga, that man is 100000% full BLOOOODED gay & if he don't change his homo gay behaviour, he will develop to wot white people call faggggggot sir. I can't even imagine myself not talkin to female for 2 days. The boy is gay & therrrris no place for gay people sir!!(no offenscce)

I understand you my friend, you are right👍

MechanicMike:
Every man must chase women & love them at the same time..that's how real men operate...you sayin u prefere man over woman & that u always happiar around men is a gay sign. Gay men always to to faggggggot & then finally turn to homosexual faggggggot people. We don't well come those kind of people on Nairaland sir.they have aid!!(no offenscce)

Try to read ppl’s comments with the sole aim of understanding and contributing sensibly sir/ma. Where did he say he’s gay?
He said he sees ladies who have too many male friends as red flags and which right-thinking man doesn’t feel this way? Why should a man decide to settle with a lady who enjoys being in the company of men?

Niwdog:
guy bitterness will kill you there useless and weak individual produce by excessive watering food like Amala, lagba and all their watering food....
If it pains you that your governor find you all of not being worthy to occupy all his political appointment,, that's your cup of tea cause I bloody don't care cause I haven't seen an Igbo complaining about state political appointments...our complain is strictly base on national appointment..so Bleep off with the unnecessary hate before you die untimely

Going and tell that to your father, omo werey 😂

NoFucksToGive:
I am sorry you feel this way maybe you do not know what you are holding .

I am using an IPhone 14 Pro Max, and no s23 ultra can make me feel less. Oga my phone costs over a million Naira. We apple loyalists use the phone not for spec measuring that's something we leave to the loser nerds.

You need to understand what class means, buying a Ferrari doesn't make it the fastest car, leave such arguments to the losers the owners don't have time to discuss such rubbish as which car goes from 0.to 100 fastest.

I use iPhones because I am a successful man and I flow with what goes with my status.

I drink at rooftop bars even though I know the ground floor is cheaper not because I am foolish.

Maybe you were given your iPhone, you didn't buy it. I don't buy the most geeky thing because I am past that level. I don't use smart watches either even though they maybe expensive I use premium chronograph watches that aren't cheap .

Learn what class and status symbol means.

The problem is too many uneducated money misroad people in Nigeria who do not know what class means .

So don't tell me how you feel about the s23 whatever I do not care

I still don’t understand why we still have this iPhone vs android argument in this age and time. It’s even more ridiculous each time I hear the joke “I can customize my android easily”😂 Personally, I use both devices with each serving different purposes and can’t be interchanged but I just lean more towards the iPhone because it has become an integral part of me. Very soon, these kids would realize that there’s more to life than cartooning and customizing and playing around with your phone screens and wallpapers😂 One even said he automatically presume that you’re a hookup girl or a yahoo boy once you’re holding an iPhone in 2023 o🤣
I used to be big on rooting, Imei tweeking, kernel flashing, patch installations and side-loading, paid apps google verification bypassing using apps like lucky patcher etc in the good old days but today, I’ll be embarrassing my generation if those are still what I’m thinking and doing at this my age and time. These days, I’m not even interested in knowing a phone’s ram/camera pixel and other configurations because I just feel like I’m past that level already😂
Just get a phone from a reputable brand (personally, mine are Apple, Samsung, Google and Xiaomi) then get yourself a DSLR camera and a good gaming laptop (doesn’t necessarily mean it will be used mainly for gaming but definitely going to serve your graphics-related task needs)
We use phones for different reasons and just like you, iPhones help complement my personality, my fashion, meaning that it’s more than a phone just the same way a premium wristwatch is not made to tell you time. Most android phones on the other hand just don’t fit well for this purpose even if they are more expensive. Also the erroneous notion that ppl buy and use iPhones for showoff is ignorant and often borne out of jealousy because there are many android smartphones that are far more expensive than the most expensive iPhone we have today. People need to realize that ppl don’t only buy expensive things just to showoff but that they buy things because they love to and also because they complement their being and personality. Buying and having a penchant for owning Rolls Royce doesn’t make it the best and fastest car there ever is.
These two phones (operating systems) serve different niches and it’s very wrong and ignorant to stereotype ppl as hookup girls and yahoo boys based on the type of phone they use.
Personally, I prefer using my iPhone because of its fluidity as well as the intentionality of its apps and of course, the security. You are very much less likely to have your data compromised by third party apps and software on an iPhone than android where everything goes. The restrictive nature of iOS makes it almost impossible to be victims of hacking and attacks which is one of the reasons why there are more loan shark apps and apps that can easily gain access to your sensitive information for androids than iPhones. Apps and their interface on IOS are just more smoother than they look on their android counterparts.
Another very important aspect of iPhones is their durability. It would amaze many that iPhones made some 7-8 years ago are still available today but same can’t be said of their android counterparts. Lastly, people need to realize that some of us just love buying things that are durable not minding the price. A man who buys and uses millions of Naira chronograph wristwatches made of precious stones and metal doesn’t do so because he’s a fool, he buys them because he understands what it means when something is called a timeless piece.

sonature1:
Keep ranting here as if your opinion matters.

If you want to get appointments outside your region, you have to live, do business or work there and pay taxes there. That's how things work. You cannot work for Gtbank and expect First Bank to pay your salaries.

Besides, Otti still has a bunch of positions to fill up as he's only getting started.

I’ve been going through the comments and you f*ols keep giving the same weak, senseless point as your best defence. So all your little brain could come up with is that there are no viable non-Igbo residents living in the whole of south east since 1999?
Chinedu, you all are f00ls.
I have no problem with whichever way he decides to fill up his cabinet but this mad mentality of wanting to be included in other ppl’s government without replicating same in igbo lands needs to stop. Now let’s even imagine there are no single Yoruba in Igbo universities and colleges, so you nincompoops are saying that there are no viable Hausas too, right?
E no go ever better for any SW governor who tries to give out appointments to you these id*ots. Sir Ahmadu Bello was right afterall, some of the things said some 60 years ago are still happening today.😏

Very lazy, unserious bunch 🤣

xammax:
I feel bad for Roma, wanted them to win but then immediately e enter final, I knew it’s gone.

Kudos to Sevilla, nothing to take away from them. As madrid is to UCL, Sevilla is to UEL.

Too bad for mourinho.

Mourinho gave the match away with his archaic, anti-football bus-parking playing style. I knew he was going to lose the final going by what he played against Leverkusen. Dude went fully defensive and wasn’t willing to score any more goal immediately Dybala netted the opener, that’s an annoying playing style to be honest

This should depend solely on what you want to be doing with it. If you’re a programmer or video editor, go for a MacBook Pro (avoid the Airs) but if you’re looking at going into deep graphics jobs like autoCad and rendering & animation, then avoid Macs and every “slim” /fancy laptops. The heavier and bulkier the laptop, the powerful its graphical prowess. Start looking at nothing less than an rtx 3070 (though an rtx 3050 is not bad)
A pc with an rtx 3070 should be somewhere around 750k-900k for the UK used and around 1.3 M for the new ones and of course, depending on the configuration (processor, ssd and ram size as well as the screen materials)
I’ll also advise that instead of getting a million Naira phone which will definitely become obsolete in a year time or even six weeks time if it’s a transsion , you will be much more satisfied if you get yourself good Nikon or canon Dslr plus a gaming laptop.

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Adewale1603:
phones are better than laptop. A phone is very mobile, it has cellular network architecture. mobile phones support a variety of other services, such as text messaging, multimedia messagIng, email, Internet access (via LTE, 5G NR or Wi-Fi), short-range wireless communications. satellite access (navigation, messaging connectivity), business applications, video games and digital photography. A phone can do all these standalone. Now tell me if laptop systems can do all these by itself without any form of help or External support, emulator, USB dongles, WiFi, modem e.t.c

How on earth did some of you end up comparing a mobile phone to a laptop? Why ? How?
Originally, I’m not supposed to be having this conversation because it’s ridiculous but it’s just too annoying to ignore.
Firstly, a phone is called “mobile” for a reason which means it’s a portable telephony computer system. Even iPhone 14 promax can’t run some of the most basic things a laptop would run (excel, Corel draw and photoshop) excellently well. Imagine how stupid one would look comparing a basic Gtx 1650 mobile (mind you, I called it basic because it’s one of the lower end graphics) to the almighty A16 bionic on the flagship iPhone 14 promax?
The only advantage a mobile phone has over a laptop is the photography and portability which is also the only advantage a laptop has over desktop computers as the later can be upgraded indefinitely, meaning they are more powerful but can’t be moved about conveniently.
Like someone has said earlier, the world most powerful phones (gaming phones) cannot run any of the graphic-intensive tasks a laptop would execute easily because the are not even made for such.
Tell me a mobile phone that could run these tasks below without getting smoked
1. AutoCad
2.image and video rendering
3. 3D animations
4.machine learning
5. virtualization (e.g running/emulating a complete android system on a computer) meaning that I can make my laptop mimic and function like an android or an iPhone without you spotting any difference except photography. And even gaming (when I say gaming, I mean console-level gaming)
There’s more to laptops than just texting and doing yahoo o my dear friend

mikool007:
laptop and make it a MacBook, the resell value is miles ahead of others

If he’s going to be running heavy graphic-demanding tasks, then MacBooks are not fit for the job. Apple MacBooks aren’t cut out for such because they lack high-end graphic cards. Macs are for DJs, programmers and mild video editors

Adewale1603:
he's on point. Why are some phones more expensive than some laptops? Some phones are powerful and do lots of stuffs compare to some cheap low-end laptops

What?!!!!!! E get Wetin I never see for this nairaland before ?

Racoon:
Same way when the past regime of President Goodluck Jonathan wanted to remove and rid Nigeria of this economic monster 13 years ago, but all you demons in the APC vehemently opposed him only to perpetuate the same fraudulent fuel subsidy then lied of removing it again and again. God punish you. Bunch of fucktards and retards.

It shall never be well with you if you also didn’t support the increase of fuel pump prices from 65 per liter to N145 per liter but are here today claiming to support GEJ when it was evident that almost 95% of Nigerians rose against the move. It shall never be well with you if you also complained about the subsidy removal then in 2012 but now claiming Mr subsidy removal advocate today. GEJ’s era was plagued with widespread corruption and nobody had faith in him that everyone believed that the money to be saved from the subsidy removal would end up being ‘relooted’ by his aids and cronies (NSA Dasuki and Madam Alison Madueke to name a few)
You are very stewpid for making it look like it was only the APC supporters that were against GEJ’s actions. Stop this childish rhetoric already, GEJ failed and he knows he failed for surrounding himself with unrepentant thieves who made us not to believe anything coming from him.

Redoil:
the purpose of having a government is to regulate prices and activities of the people when buhari and tinubu gave cart blanch to marketers what do you expect

This same you would still come here to wail should Tinubu start sealing off these greedy filling stations. I’m happy they are already enforcing this in Ekiti and some other states. Nobody should sell more than the price we’ve been paying earlier because the petrol they have in their well now has been subsidized by the Buhari’s administration until the end of June 2023.
South easterners don join the party again with their steroidal greed. 1200 naira for Wetin?

Bobloco:
Don't mind those hypocrites

We have not forgotten the accompanying protests Tinubu and his ilks sponsored....Occupy Nigeria protests

Ogbeni sit your ass down and learn. People opposed it during Jona era because nobody had faith in him due to the corruption pandemic that plagued his administration. Remember that what most leaders are now saying about privatization of public companies and agencies for better management today was first echoed by Alhaji Atiku Abubakar but nobody trusted him going by his antecedents.
The moral here is that nobody trusts a thief no matter how pure his intentions are.
Subsidy is gone for good and we the sensible lots are not complaining.
Away from that, why are the south easterners always so selfish and wicked? This is the first news from the east that I’ll be coming across regarding this subsidy brouhaha and guess what?
They didn’t disappoint ; #1200/liter yet the leaders are the evil ones

M4A1carbine:
Is Peter Obi the President?

Ojuyobo is fresident and he is already keeling you so softly. Face Tinubu and celebrate your disappointment of a degenerate drug guzzling Gorilla.

Id!ot’s like you didn’t even know what the subsidy removal entails when your lord and savior talked about it and definitely don’t know what should be expected from it. What were you thinking before? We the reasonable ones are not complaining since it’s the right step in the right direction, you can all wail from now until the end of 2083, subsidy removal is here to stay. Also, because you’re a fine id!ot, you didn’t even know that it was even Buhari who removed the subsidy before leaving because he didn’t include it in the budget sent to the house of assembly for approval. With or without Tinubu, subsidy was already gone for good.

drake49:
yea i used Xiaomi Cloud. Lucky you got yours back. How can i make the phone unusable for the other person

On your browser, go to (us/i/mi/com) replace all the “/“ with “.” And you should be directed to the interface below, click the find device option and it should take you to google map showing the devices’ location. Press the LOST MODE and follow the prompts asking you to input your message and phone number to be contacted when found. You will be asked to create a unique unlock password, create this password and don’t forget because it’s going to be needed to unlock the phone if he eventually returns it to you. Some thieves might start sending you phishing links and websites in order to fool you into giving them the password. The thief will later contact u on the number provided because it’s going to lock once it gains access to internet wherever it is. You may quote me and provide a screenshot of what you get afterwards. You will be alerted on the website once your phone gets locked successfully. Mine had even been factory formatted but the werey was unable to use it and had to call me on the number I provided until he got tracked down.
Pls note the website and don’t mistake it for Xiaomi Xiaomi account website which is (account•Xiaomi•com) because they both look similar but doesn’t help like the MI cloud.

LikeAking:
When China become Russia?

Russia is a vast country that cuts across Europe and Asia and the Asian parts are called Siberia and yes, they look Asian, you are welcome

A medical personnel who recognized Antiretroviral drugs but too ignorant to know that people taking such meds can never infect others due to their LOW viral counts/load resulting from their use of the drugs The jokes are on you. I’m surprised to see a supposed medical professional still getting baffled about the existence of HIV in 2023 when antiretroviral drugs and therapies don full everywhere. A real medical personnel would be more concerned abt other life-threatening illnesses like cancer. This one sounds more like an alarmist than a doctor. Native doctor isonu. Let’s pretend we don’t know this is just another cock and bull story. Bia OP, you can pass across your message without resorting to imaginative writing, people now live perfect lives with HIVs. All these nairaland kids ehn

Holybaddo:
Wow So they swap phones too in United States

Lol that’s what most of them do to get the latest iPhones. Some do trade-ins with their phone carriers (Verizon, sprint and AT&T) They don’t pay outright cash like we do here yet they still have the gut to call we Africans poor and apple doesn’t even rate us enough to have a verified Apple Store here in naija

drake49:
No. but i got the exact location like 2 weeks ago, my phone is in Niger Republic…. I gave up

That means you’re searching it through Xiaomi cloud, right? If you were still able to ping the location 2 weeks ago, that’s good thing
Pls reply asap if yes. I recovered my phone last month through that same x cloud but this is not even about recovering it but making it unusable for the two of you at least.

This is double sit-at-home for the children of Ipob terrorists

Malory:
Everybody dey reject Tinubu up and down.

Just see how you are here disgracing your already wretched family. African child, pls always endeavor to read or call someone to read and explain to you in pidgin at least airhead

Jennyclay:
I don't really consume soda drinks like that. My favorite drinks are Tiger nut milk drink, Coconut milk and zobo Drink.. And I do make them myself.

My problem here is ketchup. I literally eat most of my meals with ketchup.

Please can you briefly explain how to make this tiger nut milk with a juicer/blender?
I’m planning of ditching all these drinks altogether because these manufacturers don’t mind finishing everybody with diabetes

Veezy4u:
u don't get d point I made there. Everybody buys even stingy arsenal. But the entire city eleven was bought all by pep. This is what we'll call pep preferred players. All XI . U can't compare with united. D entire XI is from different coaches. U don't expect ten hagg to perform miracles moreover little or none can walk into d city team

No sir, this is not a valid argument. Pep is a fantastic coach though him not having a UCL with city is a big stain but saying he’s overrated just doesn’t make sense . The said good players he has today, were they gifted to him? Who tied other managers’ hands from buying good players they can work with?
What makes a good manager is knowing who to buy, who to sell, when to buy/sell and knowing how to tactically use your purchases. Lampard’s first stints in Chelsea is a typical example of money miss road; he had keen eyes and went for good players but unfortunately for him, Tuchel, his successor put them into better use than him.
The good players you see at City today didn’t fall from the sky. So it’s very wrong, ridiculous and annoying to say this guy is overrated because of the players surrounding him

Roger3D:
I've watched many videos on YouTube concerning the drug epidemic in SA and sadly every single Nigerian in it is from the Ibo tribe. Now I know this might sound upsetting to our Ibo brothers but it's a fact. Many of you who go out to SA are into drug dealing and it's very embarrassing to Nigeria. Y'all need to check yourselves

I’ll even help with pictures because they (ibos) are already denying their trade here. I have the full clip. Abike Dabiri was right afterall, almost all of them were developers from the land of the python dance.

N3TRAL:
You have to be extremely stupid to think that seasoned British diplomats, economists, technocrats, parliamentarians and politicians with gray hairs took a major diplomatic and political decision to initiate an important national policy because of the interview granted by a young YouTuber from a third world country- Nigeria.

You're even dumber when you genuinely believe that the UK (with spies and secret agents in difficult places like Aso Rock) had no idea of the loopholes in its visa and migration policies.

Everybody knows that the policy implementation wasn’t borne out of his interview but we all know they were looking for something to hold on to as justification to validate their suspicion. Typical Nigerian (obidients especially) wouldn’t bat an eyelid before battering the image of his country Nigeria if given the chance to.
What happened to saying something nice just like another guy, Dr Emeka Okorocha, did when asked the same question? I wasn’t surprised when I later realized that the guy in question is even an Obidient. That trait of always rubbishing Nigeria at every available opportunity got the best of him. People say the worst of the worst things about Nigeria when seeking Asylum in Europe. The Tiamiyu’s interview was very painful to watch, dude was even referring to his compatriots as “these people”
So, nobody is saying that the Uk govt took the decision because one Tiamiyu granted an interview. He should have said something positive about Nigerians and our families culture and ties. Nobody is saying he should have lied either but it’s obvious dude got so starstruck or shall we say ‘whitemanstruck’ that he immediately started showing symptoms of mouth diarrhea like the typical Obidient that he is.

DMerciful:
Doesn't work that way. We have past the realm of speculations, we know what happened on election day. INEC rigged Tinubu in but the court will remove him

You are right

DMerciful:
Why didn't Atiku win in 2007, 2011, 2015, 2019?

There's no precedence that suggest Atiku would have won. Atiku’s performance in 2019 was because of Obi, his running mate. You do understand Obi contested with LP without structure, right?

This is why we’ve been saying that you folks are naive to the Nigerian political climate. There was widespread anger in the land against the ruling party and Buhari especially. If Peter Obi had stayed with Atiku and if Kwankwaso didn’t leave PDP, then the party would have garnered a total of about 13-15 million votes being the summation of the individual votes of Obi, Kwankwaso and Atiku himself. Tinubu getting just 8 million votes showed that that last election was the most accurate election Nigeria has had so far but una mumu too much to do simple mathematical calculations and analysis.
The party (APC) that you couldn’t beat in 2015 and 19 while you were still United, you then decided to divide into splinters thinking one of these splinters would be able to beat this gigantic monster the United family (pdp) couldn’t beat. What were they thinking?

SmartyPants:
Is that what you think? When a government wants to push through potentially unpopular laws or policies, they use the media to create a help shape public opinion.

What this young man has done is provide all the justification they need to turn around and say, see we were right.

The mumu played right into their hands. They knew all along that that’s what Nigerians have been doing but they needed enough justification for the ban to be effected but I’m not surprised anyway, the mumu is an Obidient son of Peter Obidiòt and he got that diarrhea of the mouth from naanu definitely