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EducationRe: Ejikeme Mmesoma: Can JAMB Type May This Way? by Morphinne: 4:44pm On Jul 04, 2023
igwebuike01:
She is trying to say that she is not complicit even if there was forgery and she is very confident about it
This is definitely another argument entirely. The first thing to unravel is if the result is real or fake and we all know it’s fake.
Being aware or unaware of the forgery is another thing entirely. Her argument and that of the people supporting her is that the result is real and you’re the only one saying she’s very confident she isn’t aware
EducationRe: JAMB Bars Ejikeme Mmesoma for 3 Years, Releases more Evidence by Morphinne: 12:25pm On Jul 04, 2023
GerogeI:
Definitely i look like my father.
You on the otherhand look like a pygmy goat, with your level of idotic displays.
Thanks for clearing my doubts. Your ekuke father strayed away from the cage we kept him and it’s good you strayed your way back home, you’re wlcm.
I’m leaving you to continue crying and I hope you find consolation soon🙏🏽
You are being ignored now but please don’t report my account, don’t take it personally 🤣
PoliticsRe: Alex Otti In A Picture With Tinubu Portrait by Morphinne: 12:18pm On Jul 04, 2023
Epistasis:
Unstable governor...just like his godfather Obi.
Lol, it’s actually not that he’s being unstable, he just didn’t have any options other than to hang the portrait and don’t mind that idiot that claimed that Fayose didn’t hang Buhari’s portrait while he was in office as the governor of Ekiti, ask him to provide us with pictures to support his f0olish claim__ that’s power; authority. Hanging a president’s portrait in organizations is mandatory and not open to choice. Otti had no option than to bow to superior authority.
Remember that Asiwaju and the then president, Olusegun Obasanjo were at loggerheads for years but the former had no power to not recognize the later as being superior to him; he had no choice but to hang his portrait as his president.
EducationRe: JAMB Bars Ejikeme Mmesoma for 3 Years, Releases more Evidence by Morphinne: 12:07pm On Jul 04, 2023
GerogeI:
Who is asking? a generational ragamuffin?
Yes o, I’m the one asking o.
You look exactly like your father 😂
Gene pool
PoliticsRe: Anambra State Fire Service(photos) by Morphinne: 12:04pm On Jul 04, 2023
Congratulations and go morning. It’s good you’ve finally woken up from your deep hibernation. At least, Delta state fire service can rest now 🤣🤣😂
EducationRe: Mmesoma Ejikeme Gets Scholarship Sponsorship To The UK From Bitcoin Chief by Morphinne:
BucketMan:
A good gesture, however, the student in question seems to be guilty of the allegations given the weight of the evidence tendered against her, however she remains innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. I also don't think an established Agency like JAMB will make unfounded, bogus and unverifiable assumptions on this matter, what do they stand to gain?

Rewarding her further instead of waiting for investigations to be concluded is outright stupidity and should not be lauded.
This is the Igbo culture. They gave the whole thing an ethnic coloration like Jamb purposely decided to rubbish the girl forgetting that the real highest score holder for this year is also an Igbo girl😂 Isn’t this madness? Just imagine this said brilliant girl that scored the highest grade was from a different tribe?
This is the Igbo culture, a culture that celebrates wrongdoings. A culture that sees a fraudulent act as smartness, A culture that sees nothing wrong with baby factories, child prostitution, drug trafficking, yahoo yahoo and ritual killings.
Na you sabi if you get mind to dey run business with an ibo man because he’s always actively looking for ways to cheat you, it’s called smartness in their own culture.
EducationRe: JAMB Bars Ejikeme Mmesoma for 3 Years, Releases more Evidence by Morphinne: 11:49am On Jul 04, 2023
GerogeI:
What a stupid fellow! Zero capacity for proper reasoning, just full of insults.
Who owns this stray ekuke?
EducationRe: JAMB Bars Ejikeme Mmesoma for 3 Years, Releases more Evidence by Morphinne: 11:45am On Jul 04, 2023
DaddyFreeze2020:
They should investigate the centre wherever she printed her JAMB result.

It's possible its a centre where they do Jamb results upgrade and they printed it for her without her kmowledge.
Another very sensible take and kudos for this but trying to rubbish Jamb for this poorly planned, idi0tic move will only leave the girl in a messier position. Jamb is being lenient in my opinion. Just imagine it was WAEC
Some ibos who glorify fraud are blaming Jamb, was it Jamb that gave her the old result printout? The idi0t that made it for her should have done his fraudulent assignment with due diligence to know that what they printed is obsolete (meaning that Jamb played a fast one on them just like INEC claimed they did when they noticed ppl trying to hack into their systems). I wish Meso and interested people don’t pipe down, i want them to take legal actions. I would like to see how it goes🤣 Shit is about to hit the fan. Tribe of scammers😏
EducationRe: JAMB Bars Ejikeme Mmesoma for 3 Years, Releases more Evidence by Morphinne: 11:35am On Jul 04, 2023
Moblux:
Why is JAMB railroading this issue without investigating properly? Could the poor girl's school be involved in this sham without her knowledge? Could it be as a result of negligence of duty or human error or malfunctioning of system on the part of JAMB.

Is JAMB trying to pin their inefficiency on the poor girl?

If INEC could do it why not JAMB?
You are very stewpid sir. Jamb is even being lenient with this judgement IMO because the allegation that the board is incompetent is such an embarrassing one. I will advise ms Meso, you and every other interested party to press charges since you believe you have an argument and let’s see how it goes.
I decided not to comment on this the first time we heard the news but I’m puzzled by your idi0tic comment even after reading Jamb’s part of the story.
He repeatedly said that JAMB no longer issue the notification of results that was tendered by Meso, that the one she’s showing us was last issued in 2021, so why do you still want to pin it on the board?
To even think that one of you kinsmen once tried this shit in the past makes it more appalling and leaves the question, why always ibos? Why is ibo synonymous to fraud? In the Igbo land, cheating others is seen as being smart. Once again, you are very stewpid and if you feel wronged, pls drag jamb to court and be ready to shoulder the consequences, just make sure Meso is not playing with your empty head. Ode
PoliticsRe: The Most Transparent Since 1999: Tinubu Rejects EU Report On 2023 Election by Morphinne: 11:49pm On Jul 02, 2023
cucumbar:
it’s just you and whoever voted for APC that are lunatics. No sane person will vote for APC after seeing the destruction in the last 8years.
A member of the league of lunatics spotted🤣
PoliticsRe: The Most Transparent Since 1999: Tinubu Rejects EU Report On 2023 Election by Morphinne: 7:20pm On Jul 02, 2023
The EU should better face the array of challenges facing Europe at the moment. They should face UK’s house rent and gas crisis, the Ukraine conflict as well as the recent crisis rocking France are all there. The last elections were the most transparent so far (relatively)
It showed the real mood of the country. I wasn’t expecting a man from Buhari’s Camp to win easily and it was reflected in the result. An election that saw the fall of Lagos to oppositions, an election that saw the defeat of incumbent president’s and governors’ states, the election that witnessed the emergence of a 3rd force and ordinary ppl getting elected into the lower and upper chambers is now being tagged as the worst ever by mørons who know nothing about our internal politics. Peter Obidaft and his league of morøns believe that the states where he won weren’t rigged whereas the places where his oppositions won were heavily rigged. This idiøt won in 2 states outside of his region while no opposition party won a single state in his own region, yet, the people who gave him__a total stranger, 2 of their states are being called bigots while his region who delivered none of their states to an outsider see themselves as being 100 percent patriotic. Isn’t this madness?
In fact, Peter Obi (a one-time vice presidential candidate to a crook) getting up to 6Million votes mean we have a very big issue to address as a nation because it shows that we have a whooping 6 million lunatics living in our midst.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Spotted On Building Guarding President Tinubu At Eid Ground (video) by Morphinne: 2:13pm On Jun 29, 2023
Likoya:
Only in Nigeria soldiers dey guard president.... Have you ever seen soldiers guarding the president of America or Russia Or Prime minister/King of Britain?.. Only in Nigeria you go dey see military fighting vehicles as part of presidential convoy, as if there are no better places for them to be...
And moreover all these things are just for show in my opinion, just to look professional
When did their practice become the set standard?
Must we always be like them? Who made the west the captains? Emancipate yourself of mental slavery boy, it’s not a must to handle our internal affairs the way a white man handles his own. It would make sense if your displeasure is centered on the improper ways ordinary civilians hire and use soldiers anyhow they like.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Spotted On Building Guarding President Tinubu At Eid Ground (video) by Morphinne: 2:10pm On Jun 29, 2023
Likoya:
Only in Nigeria soldiers dey guard president.... Have you ever seen soldiers guarding the president of America or Russia Or Prime minister/King of Britain?.. Only in Nigeria you go dey see military fighting vehicles as part of presidential convoy, as if there are no better places for them to be...
And moreover all these things are just for show in my opinion, just to look professional
When did their practice become the set standard?
Must we always be like them? Who made the west the captains? Emancipate yourself of mental slavery boy, it’s not a must to handle our internal affairs the way a white man handles his own. You’re welcome
PoliticsRe: Why Cannabis Use In US, UK, Others Differs From Nigeria – NDLEA by Morphinne: 8:47am On Jun 29, 2023
Bestgamers:
It is important to consider the aspect mentioned regarding stronger regulations and regulatory bodies in foreign countries. However, it is crucial to avoid a scenario where Nigeria faces similar challenges as some Latin American countries with powerful cartels. Comparing cannabis (THC/cannabinol) to tobacco (nicotine) may not be a fair comparison, as the societal risks associated with excessive drug use and trafficking should be taken into account. The concerns raised by various governments, including Arab, Asian, and South African authorities, highlight the need to preserve the well-being of citizens. Legalizing cannabis could potentially pave the way for advocating the legalization of other psychoactive drugs, which poses additional risks. Nigeria's weak institutions further emphasize the potential catastrophic consequences of legalizing cannabis, leading to uncontrolled consumption of other substances.
Exactly the point. Why would anyone in his right senses compare nicotine, that is found in many of the food we eat everyday (tomatoes, potatoes, teas and coffees) to a cannabinoid?
The societal risk of legalizing cannabis sativa obviously outweighs both the monetary and medicinal gains.
PoliticsRe: Why Cannabis Use In US, UK, Others Differs From Nigeria – NDLEA by Morphinne:
DADYLEED:
If cigeratemte affect the physical health of the user and the user come get lung sickness come die for street, and the body come wrothy are the societal people not disturbed by the smell?and is that not still problems to the society? Look dey well oo. shocked
Ridiculous analogy but still deserves a reply, tho🤣
Since the excessive use of cigarettes killed just only him, no wahala, our morticians are ever ready to do their job. His body would even serve as a rich source of organic mineral for our soil and as such, our farmers would spend less on harmful fertilizers (the positive part of his death😂)
Again, please, stop comparing nicotine with cannabinol. You need no research to know that nobody kills or robs people with clear mind and eyes. Most criminals need psychoactive substances to carry out what nobody would ordinarily want to try. An opioid user has more chance of committing a crime than non-user. If you use morphine, a pain-killing opiate for instance, you fear no one because you feel no pain. We will harshly deal with you lots who try to turn our motherland into a cartel-plagued society like South America. It all started with their Governments’ lackadaisical attitude and response towards drug use and today, the cartels, running multibillion dollars industry in the Caribbean are more powerful than the government and most countries’ armed forces. You will soon understand why the igbos are wise enough to not destroy their homeland with drugs but prefer to destroy other peoples’ land and children (South Africa and many Asian countries). They swiftly stopped the use of ice (mkpuru miri) in their region but they are found everywhere selling same to other people’s children and lands yet we keep shouting xenophobia.
Google the number of our south eastern brothers that are languishing in various Asian prisons over drug-related offenses. Again, Nigeria lacks the regulatory framework to control dosage and general use. Should we also legalize the use of guns since the ‘saner clime’s government’ made it legal in their own country?
PoliticsRe: Why Cannabis Use In US, UK, Others Differs From Nigeria – NDLEA by Morphinne: 7:59am On Jun 29, 2023
Sablexxxtoons:
This man is talking rubbish.. so legalised canada loud is weaker than our local weed ?

Don't use big English to lie..thc is higher in legal foreign weed than our local weed

Its just hypocrisy and extortion as well as dangerous for weed to be illegal and tobacco is legal
Why don’t you focus on the part where he said those foreign countries have stronger regulations and regulatory bodies? So you would be happy if Nigeria is turned to another Mexico and other Latin countries where the cartels are more powerful than the government and the armed forces combined? Also you comparing cannabis (THC/cannabinol ) to Tobacco (nicotine) is quite ridiculous because while nicotine is more dangerous to your health, at least, it only affects the user but I’m sure you don’t want to have a society where everyone is high on cannabinol or meth. The day you fully grow up to understand the societal risks posed by the excessive use and trafficking of drugs is the day you fully know why the Arabs, other Asian governments and even recently, South Africans (kicking against ibo drug dealers) are strictly kicking against them to preserve the sanity of their citizens before they go haywire like most Latin Americans.
Very soon and if the govt agrees to legalize cannabis, ppl like you would start scheming for the legalization of other psychoactive Drugs. Asking Nigeria to legalize weed since it’s legal in many parts of the US and Canada knowing fully well how weak our institutions are is as foolish as asking the Nigeria govt to legalize the use of guns since it’s legal in many states in the US.
Major take-home points here are, while Nicotine use is more dangerous medically to the user, it doesn’t pose as much societal mess as other psychoactive Drugs such as meth, coke and cannabis. Nicotine medical mess only affects the user (which I don’t care as long as na only yourself you go kill)
Point 2, Nigeria lacks strong regulatory institutions, legalizing the use of cannabis will be catastrophic and will only birth uncontrolled consumption of other hard substances.
HealthRe: Help On Permanent Cure For Bad Breath by Morphinne: 10:34pm On Jun 24, 2023
Firstly, You should seek more medical help and if his own is not due to an infection, he should always brush his tongue while brushing because this is the area a lot of ppl often neglect when brushing and it’s one of the major causes of bad breath after gum infection (gingivitis)
PoliticsRe: Egbetokun Decorates Frank Mba, Bala Ciroma As Police DIGs by Morphinne: 8:32pm On Jun 22, 2023
fof1:
You are very Naive and Saddistic. You can not Compare Frank MBA to most of the Names you may Call. He Deserves that lift as d Reasons given. Do you know how much of Hausa/fulani and Yorubas are Favoured beyond Others in d Force? You are not one of us,So you may be in d Dark...it is a sad Commentary Pls.
So that justifies his being promoted twice in 3 months? Be sincere with yourself, would you be saying what you’re saying now if Mba was a Fulani or Yoruba man? Let’s be sincere, we’re all here and we all saw the reactions that greeted the appointment of Egbetokun as the acting IGP from southeasterners especially (padi padi appointments as you all called it😂). We all know Frank and nobody is saying he isn’t competent but would you say he deserved the quick promotions if it was a northerner or a Yoruba man?
PoliticsRe: Egbetokun Decorates Frank Mba, Bala Ciroma As Police DIGs by Morphinne: 5:58pm On Jun 22, 2023
Omoboricash:
If it were to be northern offer got rapid promotion like Mba, the DOT nation citizen would have been ranting, calling names like nepotism, fulanization.
Just what I said when I first saw the news. We would have been hearing cries and wailings if it was a Fulani or Yoruba man that got promoted twice within the space of 4 months. Nobody is crying nepotism now😂
Corruption becomes grace if it works in your favor.
Frank Mba is a great officer, tho and congratulations to him.
FoodRe: What Is So Special About The Bottle Of Azul by Morphinne: 9:08am On Jun 22, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Nothing special
It is stupidity and wasting of money...most times if a bottle of my favourite alcoholic beer is too expensive at a particular bar..I boycott that bar immediately
Same thing I do at clubs..I don't call dorime never!
I will just go for the low price of any alcohol like 10k and put on my table..the sweet thing about some clubs as far as you order something for your table even if it is not costly...bouncers can not tell you to leave...and those females strippers will start dancing on your fertile rod and lap for testing and negotiating on price..as a sharp guy delay and dilly dally on the negotiations with each stripper that comes sit on your lap...at the end you will enjoy more than four strippers without paying a dime



Not me

I don't do that shitt called local

It is against my rule in keyboarding
It is like a forbidden thing to me..no matter how broke I am
First time I would be seeing a sensible comment coming from someone already infected with terminal Peter Obi’s brain disease.
Walahi I no know say this ganja man go fit get sense reach this level. Good one bro, I’m shocked but impressed
PoliticsRe: Emefiele Is A Flight Risk: DSS,OAGF Oppose Suspended CBN Gov's Bail Application by Morphinne: 3:02pm On Jun 21, 2023
Ceenachi:
Where is MALAMI AND BUHARI? undecided

Was it possible for Mr Emefiele to carry out those major decisions without Buhari's consent?
I remember listening to Mr Buhari when he said that he authorized Naira redesign.
Why is it difficult in Nigeria to probe past Presidents?
For how long are we going to keep explaining to you that Emefiele’s present ordeal is bigger and messier than ordinary financial misappropriations? He is being linked with financing terrorism and that’s why he’s a person of interest to the DSS and even the CIA, MOSSAD and many other agencies if the allegations are later confirmed to be true. The DSS is the highest agency saddled with the responsibility of protecting Nigerias internal security. If the issue is financial, the EFCC would have been the ones handling him and not the DSS. I support EFCC carrying Malami if found guilty of financial wrongdoing and DSS dealing with him like they’re doing with Emefiele if he’s into any shady activities that’s threatening our national security. Again, all Nigerian past leaders enjoy something called immunity meaning that they can not be probed. Please be teachable and stop repeating that slow rhetorics, thank you.
PoliticsRe: My Report Was Downloaded Online: LP Witness Insists No Glitch On 25/2/23 by Morphinne: 1:13am On Jun 21, 2023
Hope15:
Good one there.

She is actually dull. She was rambling about availability - region, server, bla bla bla. Cloud service is definitely not just about infrastructure as a service (IaaS), INEC might have gone with the Platform as a service model, and even have different apps for HOR/Senate and the President elections. In that case what she was reporting would be just about the infrastructure alone, she would never know about the status of the secure apps on PaaS. The performance stats on those apps would only be between the service provider (AWS, in this case) and the client (INEC, or its rep).
You dey mind the mumu? I’m even still surprised she wasn’t remanded for perjury. You can’t lie to represent a company when the truth is that you’re doing it for yourself as a way of settling personal scores. Illiteracy kills faster than a lead bullet🤦🏽‍♂️
PoliticsRe: My Report Was Downloaded Online: LP Witness Insists No Glitch On 25/2/23 by Morphinne: 1:10am On Jun 21, 2023
successmatters:
This is a big bone in the throat of INEC
Go school una no go ever gree🤣 let me summarize it for your nut head.
On seeing that the LP mumu witness was being bombarded with questions, one of LP’s quack lawyers, Okuete, started interrupting the session which later led to the judges reprimanding him to shut his mouth.
The witness should thank her stars she didn’t get herself into serious mess for perjury. She did commit perjury for lying to the court by pretending to be in the witness box to represent AwS when the truth was that the whole witness show was her trying to settle scores with INEC over her failed political ambition. I still don’t think the court would let this slide, tho.
PoliticsRe: Profile Of Maj-Gen Taoreed Abiodun Lagbaja, Chief Of Army Staff by Morphinne: 8:30am On Jun 20, 2023
SmartPolician:
Apart from Obasanjo (that man is a true Nigerian), every other Nigerian president appointed soldiers either from their tribe or a tribe they can trust as his army chief.

It's quite unfortunate that 100 years later, Nigeria is still struggling to unite as one country. Congratulations to the new army chief though!
So they should have appointed ppl they didn’t trust?
Didirin
PoliticsRe: Profile Of DIG Egbetokun Olukayode Adeolu, Acting Inspector General Of Police by Morphinne: 12:34am On Jun 20, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Only two people from the South south and south east made tinubu's list out of the 19 appointments
Only ogala from enugu
And Major General Undiandeye from Cross River

Tinubu is a disaster
If you are a true Nigerian and you don't see anything wrong here then am sorry you will never live to see the Progress of Nigeria


So only igbos, yoruba and hausas are the only tribe in Nigeria?
The tribalism hidden in us came out fully this time around
Must you tagg every critics of tinubu to be an igbo man
What is wrong with you all
Why are you all playing a politics of tribalism
I'm from Edo state
You all should stop this rubbish
Where is the "we are the most educated " in Nigeria ?
Where is the "we are the most accommodating" in Nigeria
What are all those mantra for? It is a shame
Mumu ganja man, why are you crying for appointments from a druggie? Have you now accepted him as your president? 🤣🤣
EducationRe: UK Schools Teach Kids LGBT, To Masturbate For Homework & Have Anal Sex(Pictures) by Morphinne:
JohnBullMySon:
Ok let me tell you how this things work in reality. Hardly is there any school in the US is UK that sits to teach these things to young children. There's simply no school that teaches young children sex acts.

These are books that are mostly targeted at late teens but are kept in school libraries where kindergarten may be able to access technically.

Conservatives will find these books in the libraries and begin to spin silly narratives. Their number one weapon is fear mongering, telling us that things are getting destroyed while in reality nothing ever gets destroyed. The guy that told us that he's the only one who can save America is the same person that almost destroyed the Independence of American institutions.
Why should you even call keeping such vulgar books in public libraries a mere exaggeration? How did we get here?
Even with glaring evidence, you still believe in the conspiracy theory that it’s some groups of people that are making public the rots going on in the west all for political gain? wow, you wise well well.
I guess the current "Cold War” between the US and Uganda over lgbtq is also an exaggeration by conservatives to jeapardize Biden’s second term bid. Africans and poor reasoning are conjoined twins and I can see you’re definitely not normal because no sane person would see a physical, glaring proof and still choose to chase after conspiracy theories 😏
PoliticsRe: We Are Not Surprised With Bawa's suspension - Transparency International by Morphinne: 2:37pm On Jun 15, 2023
Only Ipob miscreants think otherwise. They lament over Emefiele’s sack and subsequent arrest and now they are lamenting over Bawa’s suspension. Eni kuure
PoliticsRe: Moment Akpabio Got Excited While Performing His First Duty As Senate President by Morphinne: 3:27pm On Jun 14, 2023
incandescentena:
Isn't Goodluck Jonathans presidency the biggest moment of the South south? What can be bigger than that na?

...deception is like 5&6 with these people
Go school una no go gree. Read his comment again and you will notice that he purposely said “ONE of the biggest moments” emphasis on “one and the “s” in moments”
Even away from that, what did you gain (personally) from GEJ’s leadership and regime?
Ipob miscreant🤣
FoodRe: Hilda Baci 'Spent Over ₦‎80m' For Her Cookathon by Morphinne: 12:42pm On Jun 14, 2023
Sakamaje:
Hope say she won't start crying when government come after her for tax evasion.
I was going to say this 🤣
I hope she won’t come out and cry witch-hunting when they start opening her files. We still remember that small girl who claimed to have spent 35 million Naira on a dress she wore to a one-night event but almost died when they asked her to pay 18 million shikini money as accumulated taxes. Werey claimed she was being witch-hunted because she supported elupee forgetting that the revenue service had been on her case since 2019 when there was no such thing as Peter Obid!ot. Then, Peter was a certified fulani’s slave🤣

PoliticsRe: Subsidy Removal: Marketers Galvanise For CNG Rollout At N100/litre by Morphinne: 12:29pm On Jun 14, 2023
ipobarecriminals:
shocked sad grin sad angry sad I doubt you'll make heaven. Love thy neighbor as thyself. Just bcoz they are Gala plus cold lacasa boys.God dey
🤣 your own heaven sef dey shake because Ipob miscreants already reported you to God
PoliticsRe: Kuje Prison Certifies Obiajulu Ujah ‘Mentally Unstable' by Morphinne: 12:27pm On Jun 14, 2023
Mad man wey dey book flight ticket🤣
Well, do we even have a sane Peter Obi’s supporter?

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