₦airaland Forum

Shibaraba:
Sad

My people,a man with a gun is your lord and saviour at that time T
I keep telling you
Few years ago thieves came to my crib in Ibadan. Me wey don go drink Goldberg like mad forget to lock door. The slap that woke me sounded like the last trumpet. Thinking it was rapture I opened my eyes hoping I'll be floating to heaven but lo and behold na hooded faces I see. Before I begin reason say na angel wear mask na him them ask for my car keys with one fat gun.
My people I give them the keys, give them money wey I keep for fuel,go downstairs with them,open gate for them. I even show them where the security dey and how to operate am so they won't come back if e die for road. After 20 mins wey dem go na him I begin shout ole.
Guess what,I see the car back after a few days. What if I argue?
When they come please behave like mumu. And hope for the best.
Rip young lady.

HAHAHAHA, My brother you made the right choice. I have been robbed before on the highway so I know what you went through.

When will this Nonsense end. RIP little brother

pol23:
10000000 ways to die in Nigeria. 3 ways to live... 1.be a politician. 2.be a Yahoo boy. 3.just leave the country.

You forgot pastorpreneurship. The main money making machine.

GavelSlam:
Yes, the Government of Nigeria has worked so hard to bring this success. All our shops are now opened. We want to thank President Muhammadu Buhari for his intervention,” he said.

Lies such as you tell must rule your life forever.

Some people hates for no reason. Just ignore them

He is a ritualist,stop making it sound cool by calling him Yahoo boy. He is a killer and a ritualist.

This is typical blacks behavior towards each other. Black people are just too heartless. That is why I don't blame white supremacists for feeling Superior. They kill each other every where in the world, be it in Brazil, USA, UK and Africa.

Penisinpenisout:
When deportation starts they'll say it's because italians evny them. And that they are dominating italy hence why.

Exactly, Because they like to fix blame instead of fixing problems. It pains me how Nigerians travel million miles away from home and go there to become nuisance to the society.

I keep saying it...Nigerians are the main reason why people don't like Blacks. I have never seen animals like these guys before followed by south Africans. Italians should better do something about these black monkeys.

Can we just scrap Senate and House of Representatives. I think we will be fine without them.

Hotfreezer:
That's a monitor lizard

You have 2 options:

1. Sell it alive to a zoo, park or conservation centre and use the money to plaster the walls of your house, start a business or start a small poultry.

2. Kill it, eat it and blame your village people for your poverty and lack of foresight.

It's all about perspective bro.

I can assure that as at the time you were typing this message, They have already cooked that stuff.

neroflo:
i wish banky and adesua marriage will crash too


damn i hate rich people

Please kneel down and ask God for forgiveness. You can't attract what you hate.

Why is That midget called T.A orji not in prison? After Orji uzor they should go after that short devil. Enough is enough

NwaAmaikpe:



Dear Linda Ejiofor and Ibrahim Suleiman.
Congrats on your coming marriage, but do you guys think you are taking the right decision considering the marriage curse on Tinsel's cast?

Only time will tell but history never lies.
I'd be patiently waiting but there's still time to do what's right.

Yours Truly,
NwaAmaikpe.

I sincerely hope their own will last up to six months.

Northerners are just simple in nature. In my dear south if they don't do doggy style pose,no pre wedding pictures. Good example from my northern brothers and sisters.

These Tinsel actors are very stvpid. They fvck each and automatically delude themselves of being in love. This is the second one after the ghanian actor with that lady with big forehead. And another stvpid losers from same program is about to get married soon. Tufiakwa

Hotfreezer:
If you ever listen to any of Brymo's songs, you can run mad. His level of intelligence waaaay higher than your single-digit IQ.

Jehovah , You are wicked

HBD Sir... Thanks for making my childhood memorable. Gob bless your new age.

deebrain:
Sir please, outgrow your feeding bottle.

Hahahaha

For this particular reason I won't vote for Tony Cole again. What kind of insult is this na. Rivers State is far far bigger than this Nonsense. Tell us what you can offer, don't insult us with this sh!t. Go to those states where it's needed and donate it to them . This is a big insult on Rivers people's intelligence...Fvck you Sir.

I'm not shocked. I won't be surprised if entrance to Aso rock looks like this. This is Nigeria where nothing works. I still wonder why people spend 200m to buy a plot of land in some parts of so called big cities in Nigeria. I rather use that money and buy a property in any Western country.

Edusouls:
award or no award this shameless woman is not a Good example or a healthly role model to emulate..she is very toxic..

Celebrities don't force people to look up to them. Look around your neighborhood you will see alot of great men and women who are Noble. A role model must not always be a celebrity. Personally, I don't see any Nigerian celebrity as a role model.

I like her pure smile. Congrats ma'am

Truly apple doesn't fall too far from the tree. Ugliness in this family is factory fitted. Ape father, Chimpanzee Son,monkey grand children. No wonder he bought that lady from cape verde. Halloween faces

TheMoniker:

The same way your mom snatched your brain from you omo iran ‘kiran ashigbe ward.

Jesu. Pity shim na

Nothing last forever.

For how much na? Poverty is worse than HIV/AIDs. RIP my dear sister.

So millions received by law makers and other politicians won't cause inflation abi.

StPete:
Truth is, I may not like APC as a party but I like what Oshiomhole is doing with regards to installing Predecessors. If only this had happened during Tinubu’s time, there would have been no Lagos overlord. Every Governor wants to install a subject after their tenure is over so that they can still have control over State affairs and treasury.


#Say no to Godfatherism

I Agree with you 100%.

Jesus Christ. I am short of words.

I agree with that Edo monkey this time. Rochas and Amosun should go and Fvck themselves. Enough of all these greedy slowpoke$.

This lady is 44 years old. Look at her legs if you doubt me.

teepha:
I swear you lack common sense. Smh

He's right you know. Some of these religious nonsense doesn't apply to this current generation. I don't know why you people prefer a book that was written by some ancient men with their ancient sense.