₦airaland Forum

on a lighter mood.

Is it really possible to feel sad just because someone else doesnt have a boy/girl friend?

how would such a person differentiate the above sadness from the sadness he/she feels for self if self were in the shoe of others?

So the Kabiru man knows how to wear a Puma T-shirt and yet he belongs to a group that advocates NO western influence?

Women that were once passing by and ignoring a beggar at the street side will begin falling in love with him 5-minutes after his level changes. With money, everything about women is possible.

Even in marriage, the minute financies are falling in the low, "I do" begins to change and might soon become "I did".

I once interviewed a University graduate for a Job. He had a degree in Electrical / Electronics engineering, very impressive resume, etc. Physically, he looked sharp.

I asked this guy to define what electricity is.

The guy went dumb for like 3-mins, looked at me blankly and then re-echoed: electricity?

I said "Yes".

He said, "em, em, Nepa".

the guy couldnt explain beyond the above.

I believe that such a guy passed Jamb sometime ago!

In their wildest dreams!

Let Boko Haram try nonsense with the USA. BokoH has forgotten that the US has men(Nigerians and non-Nigerians) on ground already, in every city in Nigeria including the North, gathering infos for the CIA; ready to be deployed.

The CIA sef has more information about the Boko Haram than the Jonathan Administration, so they wont even bother knocking at Asokoro. It will be one bomb after the other at every Boko target in Nigeria.

q1) did Nigeria send Timothy on an errand to the Netherlands?
ans: No

q2) Timothy says he is an enemy of the state. Did we influence his decision to become an enemy of the state?
answer: No

q3) even those of us who have not declared ourselves as an enemy of the state dont have food to eat. We dont have light, we dont have water. How much more those who made themselves enemies of our state.
answer: that is their problem o.

Even if he isnt a real member of MEND, he could say hes a MEND member just for the purpose of sympathy by the Netherland government.

With males, its even better. How much more with females. Sitting in a taxi in Europe, I was once offered to choose a Nigerian lady to spend some time with. I declined, only for the taxi driver to hand me a small magazine with bikini clad ladies whose names rang Nneka, Tina, Ngozi, Evelyn, Rose, ChiChi and co. I was like, what the fnck!

Is it true that shes GEJ's new girlfriend, especially since Patience dey deploy atomic english bombs?

[size=14pt]Female Boko Haram: Suicide Female Bomber Arrested In Abuja[/size]
whatever a man can do, a woman can do.

What could have been another Boko Haram tragic incident this year, was averted over the weekend, by staff of a private security firm, Encouragers Security company Limited, thwarted attempt by a female suicide bomber, suspected member of the deadly Islamic sect, Boko Haram from gaining entrance into the complex of the Federal Capital Territory Administration (FCTA) with explosives.

The incident which happened on Friday, last week, during working hours , send fears into the spine of thousands of workers who were aware of the development making them to hurriedly close from work before the usual 4 pm official closing hours

Daily Champion learnt from reliable sources that the slim fair -in complexion lady in her 20s who hails from Alkaleri Local Government Area of Bauchi State, where the FCT minister also hails from was arrested by the security men at the gate with two explosives items.

The FCTA complex which the sect had attempted bombing houses the offices of the FCT Minister, Senator Bala Mohammed; Minister of State FCT Oloye Olajumoke Akinjide and Minister of Agriculture and Rural Development Dr. Akinwunmi Adesina as well as thousands of other workers.

According to the source, the fairly looking lady had arrived at the area 11 around noon from Dei-Dei a suburb of the FCT where she passed a night upon arrival in the FCT.

She was said be a first time visitor to Abuja and could not locate the FCTA therefore, had to a hire a taxis that brought her to the target.

When she arrived, she found the security arrangement hard to penetrate and she quickly contacted her co travelers in the ill fated project but she was told to wait then, she decided to be loitering waiting for the next instruction from her sponsors.

Sources further gathered that the plot by hers sponsors was to keep her till their expected arrival from Kano after the 2 pm Jumat prayers would have been over and then, instruct her to fellow the crowd that usually prays outside the premises inside unchecked, to pave way for them to effectively detonate the bomb.

According to the source when the next instruction from her sponsors delayed in coming, the visibly worried attempted in entering the complex through the gate meant for only motorist then she was asked by the private guard where she was going.

She could not satisfy the guard about her mission with her poorly spoken English which made the security man to suspect her motive.

She was said to have managed to inform the security man that she was waiting for her brother, at this point the guard ask her to identify herself and she said she was coming from Kano this made security guy curious as the bomber was quickly arrested.

Our source told us that the lady confessed that when the JUMAT ended she actually became unhappy and afraid that she was going to kill so many Muslims who came out from the FCTA premises to pray.

Our correspondent further learnt that when the FCT Minister heard about the incident he ordered that the lady be brought to his official residence where he was at the moment and upon confession of the planned attack the female bomber was handed -over to the Police Special Anti- robbery Squared (SARS).

While she was being detained at the SARS office in Guzape, District, her sponsors gut wind of it and made attempt to bomb the SARS office in order to prevent her from revealing important information.

All attempt by our correspondent to speak with the FCDA Divisional of Police Officer as well as the Special Assistant to the FCT Minister on security proved abortive as several calls put across to the DPO phone were not answered.

In the same vain Prince Shield Nwazuruahu SA security to the minister was said to be in a crucial meeting by his staff when Daily Champion visited his office.

Meanwhile, Daily Champion gathered that an emergency security meeting which was held yesterday took a decision that no staff should stay within the office complex beyond 6 pm.

The circular entitled: Improving Security around the FCTA Secretariat dated 30th January 2012, decided among others issues that no private car should be allowed to park within in the premises.

It was also agreed in the meeting that members of staff who expect any visitor must send the name of such visitor to the security personnel for clearance.

The circular which was sent to all the secretariats and departmental heads as was well as aides of the minister also warned staff against bringing non- staff members in their vehicles.

Source: Daily Champion
http://africanspotlight.com/2012/01/female-boko-haram-suicide-female-bomber-arrested-in-abuja/

superstar1:
"@ mpmp

why is Gtbank mastercard the most widely used by Nigerian students all over the world then. there are a lot of people that opens a/c with GTB whenever they want to travel, just because of their mastercard. Their internet banking is SO ON POINT.

why is Gtbank mastercard the most widely used by Nigerian students all over the world

where did you get your information from?

Nigerian students all over the world? for where? are you a marketting officer for the GTB?

You mean Nigerian students studying abroad would still be using their GTB cards? for what? shopping in America?

Isnt it cheaper to carry your money by hand, go open an account in your yankee city of residence and get a card instead?

For example: do you know that the service charges (converted to Dollars) for using a Mastercard issued by a Nigerian bank in the USA is more than the service charges for using your US-bank issued mastercard in Nigeria?

abeg, go back and get your facts right o.

For me, the GTB is the one-eyed man among the rest of blind folks.

I have 101 complaints about GTB.

GTB Ko, GTB ni

1) Rather than calling it a bank, I call it [size=14pt]Guarantee Trust bosoms.[/size]

I did a study last year, after being offended by the way their female staff were displaying their breasts at the counter, sent it to their management by email - why all their ladies had to expose at least 70% of their bosoms at the counter.

Nobody responded.

2) I had nothing doing on Christmas eve of 2010, so I decided to cross-check my account statement for the year. The activity made my Christmas celebration so wonderful. Here are some of the things I found out:

a) withdrawals at 3am in the morning ( for which I knew nothing about);

b) very funny descripancies in calculations. For ex: suppose I had like NGN50K(round figure) and I withdrew 5K at a date-abc, the balance should be NGN45K.

Now suppose my balance was something like NGN50,348.50, and I withdrew NGN5K, rather than having NGN45,348.50 as my exact balance, some money would be missing from the hundredths part.

I found out many times, amounts like 10-naira, 35-naira, 11-naira, 17-naira and fifty-kobo, etc., would be missing from the expected balance. The total missing amount for about 3-years back ran into 12K+ (twelve thousand naira) in small bits and pieces.

So I fired up my excel-sheet, did my own calculations; went to the bank to request for an account statement, and compared it to mine. The differences were clear. I put everything together, produced 2-copies, went to get a lawyer who noted on it, went to deposit it at their complaint desk.

At first they tried to explain that it was some service charge, so I told them to write me a letter explaining their services which costs exactly 3-naira and 50kobo (for example).

Long story cut short, they returned all my money, especially when I gave them 24-hours or else, that I'll forward the complaint to the EFCC.


3) their MasterCards do not work outside Nigeria. I had sought help from a MasterCard office, and they declined to comment. Something seemed fishy, so I did my own investigation: something seems fishy(from my own point of view).

Summarily, its like this: you get a card with a MasterCard sign from a bank in Nigeria(Ive investigated 3-banks, GTB inclusive). they tell you it works online, you can buy this and that, you can make purchases in foreign currencies, etc. Fine. So you make your purchases online, etc;, however your funds come through to the seller/service provider through a merchant: a bank in Lebanon. "Nigeria" doesnt show up anywhere, your "nigerian bank name", doesnt show up anywhere. It looks purely like a lebanese to America transaction.

Meanwhile, the reverse is not the case. If you receive any funds from the USA / Europe, there is no middle party. Meanwhile, this isnt the same in Ghana. they dont transact their banking business through middle parties.

Ive talked to some tech-people I know in banks here and there; and its like they are not even aware of what is going on. So they ask, how did you find out, why are you searching, this and that.

The whole thing seems fraudulent to me.

My only explanation is that perhaps, the idea might be for the National bad reputation to be hidden behind a lebanese / merchant bank; but I'm wondering, why Lebanon? From Nigeria to Lebanon to America/Europe? insult upon Injury. who is the lebanese contact, and how much is he/she making from every dollar that goes out of the country?

The conclusion of the matter is: [size=18pt]there are no beautiful girls on NL[/size]

@Poster, Nice question.

Fat is all in the legs.

Compare the width of her ankles to her wrists. If the ankle is bigger, she will get fat no matter what.

When boko haram strikes and leaves innocent blood flowing, some people will say it is the Lord who gave and who has taken.

Now when boko haram is fighting themselves, they again say its the lord causing them to kill one another.

Is it the Lord motivating our leaders to cheat and abuse us as a nation.

Is it the Lord who voted the northern leaders in, some of who are supporting boko haram?

Even boko haram will say they are fighting on behalf of Allah.

Unfortunately, the "good" women are usually not found in the "good" places.

and the way everybody is divorcing these days just makes the terrain terrible to look at.

Before, when our grandparents married, there was no hidden agenda. Neither of the couples had backup-plans. They gave their best to each other.

Nowadays, the bride and groom each have their backup plan - just in case things dont work out in the form of irreconcilliable differences.

Knight1:
THIS IS THE ISSUE MANY OF US HAVE WITH THE TERM 'ISLAMIC BANKING'. IT IS DIVISIVE. JUST ON AN ONLINE PORTAL SUCH AS THIS, ARGUEMENTS AND INSULTS ARE CROPPING UP. IN A DELICATE COUNTRY SUCH AS NIGERIA WHERE THERE IS A TERRORIST GROUP OPERATING ALLEGEDLY UNDER ISLAM, ONE WILL WONDER WHY THE WORD "ISLAMIC" HAS TO BE THERE.

it is even nice that they put the word ISLAMIC there.

It is a good "dont go near" signpost.

Question: Will Islamic banks employ non-Islamists, for example: Hindus (lets put Christianity by the side coz thats the number-1 enemy of Islam).

answer: No.

The above is where religious extremism will flourish.

@TisaBone

Not too long ago, I was sleeping. Then suddenly out of nowhere, I woke up. My room was filled with the most beautiful, brightest light I have ever seen in my life. There is no word in the english language to describe this light excepy "unexplainable". The light literally took my breath away. As I gasped for breath, the light got brighter and brighter. Then as quickly as I had awakend, I went back to sleep. I had no idea what it was that I had seen. I asked my church brother what it was. (he has also seen these types of things) and he told me it was an angel, that god had sent to me.

So my question to you is, have you ever seen an angel, or something divine, that could come from no one else but God?

before you could be sure that its an angel you really saw, you must answer the question: what did you eat the night before?

Some people eat good food and see angels. Some others eat nonsense and see demons. Its called life.

Onikoyi is from Lagos state!

where are all the Lagosians. See ya broda o!

dmainboss:
http://www.ourchangingglobe.com/how-many-personal-assistants-does-michelle-obama-have/



The following article and figures come from the Canadian Free Press and was written by Dr. Paul L. Williams

No, Michele Obama does not get paid to serve as the First Lady and she doesn’t perform any official duties. But this hasn’t deterred her from hiring an unprecedented number of staffers to cater to her every whim and to satisfy her every request in the midst of the Great Recession.

Just think, Mary Lincoln was taken to task for purchasing china for the White House during the Civil War. And Mamie Eisenhower had to shell out the salary for her personal secretary from her husband’s salary.

Total Personal Staff members for other first ladies paid by taxpayers:

Mamie Eisenhower - One Paid for personally out of President’s salary.
Jackie Kennedy - One
Roseline Carter - One
Barbara Bush - One
Hilary Clinton - Three
Laura Bush - One
Michele Obama - Twenty-two

How things have changed! If you’re one of the tens of millions of Americans facing certain destitution, earning less than subsistence wages stocking the shelves at Wal-Mart or serving up McDonald cheeseburgers, prepare to scream and then come to realize that the benefit package for these servants of Ms. Michelle are the same as members of the national security and defense departments and the bill for these assorted lackeys is paid by YOU,
John Q.Public.

Michele Obama’s personal staff:

One $172,200 Sher, Susan (Chief Of Staff)
Two $140,000 Frye, Jocelyn C. (Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of
Policy And Projects For The First Lady)
Three $113,000 Rogers, Desiree G. (Special Assistant to the President and White House
Social Secretary for Mrs. Obama)
Four $102,000 Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications
for the First Lady)
Five $100,000 Winter, Melissa (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First
Lady)
Six $90,000 Medina , David S. (Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
Seven $84,000 Lilyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)
Eight $75,000 Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady)
Nine $70,000 Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Project for the First Lady)
Ten $65,000 Burnough, Erinn (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
Eleven $64,000 Reinstein, Joseph B.(Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
Twelve $62,000 Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator For The First
Lady)
Thirteen $60,000 Fitz, Alan O.(Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady)
Fourteen. $57,500 Lewis, Dana M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)
Fifteen $52,500 Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary To The First Lady)
Sixteen $50,000 Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide To The First Lady)
Seventeen $45,000 Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence For The First Lady)
Eighteen $43,000 Tubman, Samanth a (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)
Nineteen $40,000 Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
Twenty $36,000 Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)
Twenty-One, $35,000 Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)
Twenty-Two $35,000 Jackson, Deilia A. (Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)

Total $1,591,200 in annual salaries !!!

Note: The above list doesn’t include makeup artist Ingrid Grimes-Miles, 49, and “First Hairstylist” Johnny Wright, 31, both of whom traveled aboard Air Force One to Europe.

It’s not clear who sets up Michelle’s photo ops and soup kitchens but it’s somewhat clear what kind of snacks the First Lady enjoys when she gets back to her hotel.


"The truth is, in order to get things like UHC (Universal Health Care) and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of pie so that someone else can have more".
“The truth is, in order to get things like UHC (Universal Health Care) and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of pie so that someone else can have more”.
Michelle Obama

And one can but wonder why this and similar information has to come from foreign press, perhaps because the USA is close to not having a free press; not a right wing one anyway.

[size=16pt]If only Nigeria's present first-lady could spend as much on getting an English teacher to teach her how to speak correct English, her vocabularious thunderings won't be ringing louder than boko haram's bombs.[/size]

This is my own Boko Haram Logic:

Question: Assuming that boko haram is entirely political, could we say its a group of christians that are supporting the group? perhaps they want to overthrow Jonathan?

Answer: Definitely NO. why? there hasnt been found, a member of Boko Haram, who is a Christian, or even an aethist. Even juju believers dont perform such bastardly acts. they would rather kidnap people for ritual purposes not blow up a whole church with the blood they need spilling on the sand. Assuming Boko Harams backers are Christians, by now, the muslim employees of boko haram should have realized that their ogapatapta who is a christian is using them to kill their own flesh and blood (religious-wise); they would have planned a coup and killed him.

The above just leaves us with some basic assumptions, which are 99% true:

1) Whoever it is, individual or group that has been / is supporting boko haram, financially, strategically, influentially, giving all the orders etc., in the backstage is a MUSLIM / are a group of MUSLIMS. Their leader who showed his face in a video and is giving speeches around is just somebody's puppet.

2) Up till now, the Islamic population has not raised their voices against boko haram. The average muslim in Nigeria will not condemn boko harams activities outrightly. They would rather make dodgy statements. Even the Muslim leaders across Nigeria do not seemed concerned that these boko-haram people are doing more damage to the Islamic Faith rather than the dead bodies they are living behind.

And I find it hard to believe that boko haram exists and thrives in the Northern part of Nigeria and all our northern governors claim they dont know who is / who are behind them? If these governors need money for elections, they know who to go to in their respective states.

And yet, these political office holders in the north know how to give bribes to people, they know how to lobby, they know how to campaign for elections and yet, they know the hooks and corners of the villages they visited to bribe people before the elections and yet they dont know who the boko haram are?

As we speak, someone still sits as the governor of Maiduguri and yet, he doesnt know where Boko Haram operate from? Is it not a shame? I wonder who his constituents are: boko haram?

Could Fashola say he doesnt know who the touts / Agberos in Lagos are? Why did he go and flood oshodi with electricity, such that it has become a small London with light everywhere even by 9pm? is it not to reduce crime and armed robbery? Now that Maiduguri is a ghost-town, can the governor tell us how he utilized the budget for 2011?

I think Mr. President and the national assembly are just sissies. In fact, I think Mr. President has some things in his cupboard he doesnt want to show to the world, thats why hes taking the Boko Haram issue with a very lax hand.

1) the governor of Maiduguri should be arrested and jailed; he should be charged with neglect of duty; the commissioner of Police, all the police officers resident in and deployed to maiduguri in the past -1year should be arrested, and interrogated. Is there no army barracks in Maiduguri? where is the commander?

After over 900-people have died due to Boko haram, these officers of the law cannot claim to not know who is behind boko haram - whether for religious reasons or for political reasons.

[size=18pt]Hes too familiar with the place, so he wants another accomodation, after a long 8-years![/size]

abeg, make she carry as many aides as possible along o, make she no go misyarn and then boko-haram will throw another bomb here!

I hope the bishop didnt just make the situation in Nigeria worse.

Even when the spirit of insanity wasnt released upon them, they were behaving like insane ppl, killing everybody.

what will happen when Insanity gets released on them.

so should the Jonathan Administration be paying for such things.

Very soon BH will say they want their own lecture series.

Besides, in these days of explosions left and right, an international gathering in Nigeria is not what we should be thinking about. BH convernts in Nsukka might just decide to bomb Chinua Achebe, and cause more katakata.

@r231
hello there,

You mentioned about the status of the lady in question, her xrays, med-bills etc. Your efforts are appreciated. Kudos to those who paid a visit.

1) is there any info about the doctors report? what is respono at ofsible for her condition? is it curable?

2) physiotheraphy? (i hope I got the spelling right)? is physiotheraphy possible or is it going on presently?

3) what are the exact drugs she needs, perhaps it could be purchased abroad and sent to her, cheaper, maybe?

4) would she be needing money for an operation?

warm regards

did you mean "spouse to be?"

so he showed you the way into his guest room, and now you feel bad about that?

what did you expect him to do?

1) if the two of you ended up in bed and you began a 9-month project before the wedding day, and unfortunately if he dumps you, you would still come back here complaining that he took advantage of you.

2) If the two of you ended up in bed and nothing happened during the night, you would still come back here doubting whether your BFs joystick was faulty or not

3) and most importantly, what were your intentions for visiting him and wanting to go sleep in his bedroom?

[size=18pt]I bet the name of your BF is Joseph[/size]

@Prettyella

I smell a rat.

Are you sure you are not the one that is engaged to someone, and you have found out that your fiancee has impregnated your cousin?

@Virgodes

I so much love your title:

"I cheated on my wife with another man's wife,, "

Dont worry you are on your way to redemption.

Suppose your title was something like this:

"I cheated on my wife with another man"

then I would have just said, you are on your own.

I met this woman through a mutual friend! We had this attraction that was just unexplainable. After the third day of knowing her she gave me her address after I asked for it and we Were Intimate for almost 2 hours. Probably the best and hottest sex of my life. We continued to see each other every evening for the next 2 weeks. The only reason we did not continue this is because her husband came back from deployment. Yes, he was deployed. We did not just Be Intimate, but rather spent time getting to know one another and in the mean time fell for each other. We ended up saying "I love you". The feelings we had grew strong and stronger and even continued to grow after her husband came home, even though we couldn't see each other. We had a connection that was stronger than anything either of us have felt before, and not just intimate. After all the talking and even the day's I took off work to spend the whole day with her, we realized how perfect we would be together.

A simple documented tutorial on how you committed adultery with another married woman:
1) I met this woman through a mutual friend.
2) we had this attraction that was just unexplainable.
3) After the third day of knowing her she gave me her address after I asked for it and we Were Intimate for almost 2 hours.

Chief, you berra change your name to Solomon o. You are damn smooth.

I honestly didnt imagine it takes only three days(1,2,3) to get another married woman into a bed of adultery and for a first time 2-hour marathon sexual activity.

Are you sure she is someone's wife? Coz, I am trying to imagine how long her husband had been away, and how many days she had to herself; and if other men had propositioned her very simply and just according to your above tutorial, how many men would have the same testimony you have.

Having 2-hour marathons with men after 3-days of meeting them might be her specialty o. Beware.

[b]Question: [/b]on the third day, after giving you her address, and you went there like a lamb to the slaughter, did you think about her kids, where they could possibly be - or doesnt she have kids yet.

I am tired of university, half the things they have taught or are teaching me i find them useless. Sometimes i ask myself why i am in university and i always come up with flimsy excuses. I want to drop out because the pressure from my mother is getting too much that i cannot take it anymore, her expectations are beginning to get me depressed, it feels to me like my entire family sees me as one shinny star that i am not. Some of them are even waiting for me to fail so that they can tell my mum "i told you so". I don't know what to do and i can't talk to her about it because she would just freak out and say NO! please any advice because this whole process is beginning to feel like a punishment to me and its taking a toll on me emotionally and mentally!

If that is you in your profile, I can fully understand why you want to drop out of University.

Why is it the most popular thing about Nigerians is FRAUD.

Just fraud, duping people, stealing. Everything about money. And whenever I hear these kind of news, I wonder if this 419thingy with Nigeria and Nigerians is / could be likened to an advanced stage of Kleptomania:

Kleptomania (from Greek: κλέπτειν, kleptein, "to steal", and μανία, "mania" is an irresistible urge to steal items of trivial value. People with this disorder are compelled to steal things, generally, but not limited to, objects of little or no significant value, such as pens, paper clips, paper and tape. Some kleptomaniacs may not even be aware that they have committed the theft.

Consider the quote about Mr. Adekunle:

FARGO, N.D. (AP) - A Canadian man accused of masterminding one of the largest high-tech bank robberies in U.S. history was sentenced to nearly 18 years in prison Monday following a years-long investigation into fake debt collection agencies that prosecutors say stole the identities of about 38,000 people.

Adekunle Adetiloye was accused of organizing a scheme to open nearly 600 fraudulent bank accounts and bilk 22 major banks, potentially costing credit card firms and banks up to $5 million. Assistant U.S. Attorney Nick Chase in North Dakota, where the case was handled, said the 40-year-old had an "insatiable hunger for other people's money."

[size=18pt]"insatiable hunger for other people's money"[/size]
Please what is the right word for this kind of disease?

[size=16pt]Somebody please help Jonathan. From Ringim to M.D Abubakar.

The only thing I can think of right now is that someone is remotely controlling Goodluck Jonathan.[/size]