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there needs to be a lunatic around to spice things a bit, and get the possibility of the safety car at any moment.... Kvyat is just the 2016 version of Pastor Maldonado.

YorubaPresident:
Hello Nairalanders, so I have an issue I would like to share with you all...
It may sound silly but it's really important to me..

I don't live to drink factory made juice extracts ( F*ve alive, fum*n fruit juice, chiv*ta) etc

So my wife decided to use regular blenders to blend fruits to make juice for me, I don't enjoy it because the shaft from the fruit remains in my drink.


She also tried the regular juice extractor, this didn't help either because I still get shaft in my juice.

I need fresh homemade juice without shaft in it...

Help me save my marriage...

I love my wife and I love freshly prepared homemade juice...Please what can i do?

NONSENSE!!!!
here is the solution: when your wife does her fresh juice, pass it through the CHEAP below item and there will be NO shaft remaining.

the reality is that there is a HUGE link between the garbage poisonous shiiit food we eat today and cancer... and therefore, it is confirmed that there was LESS cancer patients back in the days (or maybe they couldnt diagnose it properly, lol).

our forefathers ate better food, the vegetable were poison-free, healthier full of the right nutrients, but these days whatever is planted must be dozed in chemicals that have been comfirmed poisonous and a health hazard to humans. even the soils are damaged due to these chemicals, and subsequently, the water source is also contaminated, and they now need to use MORE chemicals to make this poisoned water drinkable.
even the meat we eat is garbage, mainly tasteless and for the majority on "steroid" in order to have the animal grow and be sold quicker.

we are indeed doomed, and i dont see a solution in sight because because every single one of these big multinationals are getting richer. they feed us garbage poisoned food and then the pharmaceutical companies are selling a "cure" that doesnt fix anything and simply get you hooked on their pharmaceutical poison.

Google the company called MONSANTO to see the poison that these criminals have been feeding us (all around the world) for decades. they've created poisonous pesticides that are now banned in the US/Europe but which they are still being sold in Africa.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVz5Z9QfOK8

it is the difficult part of life to et go of someone you have built the bestpart of your life around, and cared for all this while. as hard as it will be, you must let your baby fly with her/his own wings, and be independent.

imho, i'd rather she moves to her own apt (rather than with a bf) so that i can drop by whenever i desire (aka miss her). i would definitely have the keys of her place as i doubt she will give back her keys of home.

prostitution is not a "woman" issue any longer as many men today in Africa are gladly selling their nyansh to gays.
i would say that people do it due to:
- DESPERATION,
- THEIR NEED TO HAVE WHAT THEY DONT DESERVE
- THEIR LOVE FOR MONEY
- THEIR LOVE FOR SEX
- LAZINESS
- BECAUSE IT IS A JOB LIKE ANY OTHER

i think he was 1st and foremost PASSIONATE about what he was doing.

dont they give the death penalty for such crime in that country? bingo!!!!
sadly, there are many others ignorant people caught as mules, and its mainly from poor countries OR sad people highly desperate for money.
these drug barons will never run out of deluded/blinded people wiling to throw their lives away.

this is indeed what they seek with sugar babies... a good time sexually and arm candy

if i was the judge and had their fate in my power, it would be:
if nobody was killed during their robberies then let them get a few years in the box, if they ever killed anyone directly or otherwise, give them the death penalty

freecocoa:
1.Oh really? You men can be funny sometimes. Like there is a way that will happen, without the woman being tagged 'having her eye on his money' what kind of man always says 'I am broke' btw?

as much as i understand that, today, many broke men would rather steal/defraud/kill, and/or simply eat garri for a whole month, in order to use the little money they have left to pretend they are "ok" financially (and impress THESE money orientated women), some men out there cant be bothered and rather be honest about THEMSELVES (and their financial situation) at all times.
the important question is, which one of these 2 types of men you women would rather have in your lives?

Always o, that sentence literally spells, "I don't want to talk about it". Money is a very delicate issue and you don't force yourself onto someone when money is involved, if he was a decent man who gave a hoot, he would know how to broach the subject without sounding so dismissive.

a woman who cares would sit her man down, embrace him and simply say something like:"honey, as we have been together for a few months, you know that i care deeply for you/us, and that i am here for you/us in every possible ways. i would like us... NO let me rephrase that, i NEED us to be stronger emotionally as a couple, and to do so you will have to tell me what is going on so that i can possibly help (if it is in my power). the more you dont open up with me (or anyone) about these issues that seem to worry/stress you, the more you carry this burden inside you,growing bigger and bigger, and i can sense that it worries you a lot. i feel like a stranger in your life, because i cant reach out to you when you are down like that, so PLEASE let me in, let me share this burden that seems to stress and worry you everyday. i may not be able to help financially but if i know what is the issue, then we can try overcoming this as a couple, stronger and closer to one another"

it may take some time but imho the majority of men would slowly open up to their partner then... i know i would!

2A.i didn't read that it was a loan, if I remember correctly, she said he asks her for gas money.

no, she wrote that he was always asking her to borrow him money to fuel his car whereas he has never given her as much as 1k for tfare when she visits him.

2B.A man who borrows money for gas and is[b]ALWAYS[/b]broke will pay for dates, et el? Pray tell, where will he get money for those, if he is always broke?

so you actually believe that this women came on NL to trash her man, and yet she wouldnt tell us if SHE was the one paying for such?! come on, this thread is a BF bashing thread and this would have been the CAKE that the "cherry" (aka what she posted here), sits on.

2C.i never said sex was a "favour" to men, but since you brought up, it can be a "favour" to either party and as far as this case is concerned, the woman did it for the man.

the fact that he is hassling her and doesnt take no for an answer, means that.... she wasnt in the mood to do it then, but then when he started kissing/caressing/licking her in all the right places, she may have "miraculously" got in the mood. as i always say on NL, nobody should have sex with someone, if they dont want to... but because we know that many women out there like to play hard to get, men should try to convince women to have some fun. if wifey say she has a headaches but after a good convincing story (and the right "desperate face", she gladly get down to it, should we now say that hubby is therefore the only one "enjoying" the bedroom acrobatics?!

3.Anybody can be broke. Agreed, there's something called responsibility, now that is where you get to find out that this man in particular is stingy, his siblings are not necessarily his responsibilities, but he is a bachelor, he doesn't give his family money, he doesn't give his girlfriend money, he asks her for money to fill his tank, rent is usually paid annually or biannually(very rarely) or every 2 years in naija, so we can't say he pays rent every month, this leads room for us to assume he works only to feed himself and pay back loans, which no one knows of, cool. I wonder what he used the loan for.

how can you guys make payment plans and BUDGET another person's paycheck?!?!?!?!?! so now a gf is also an accountant AND financial advisor?! unless they sit down and have that important discussion, so that he "may" open up about his financial status, we cant ASSUME anything here... and we must take his words for it when he says that he is broke, because its highly plausible that he is. have an OPEN mind about this issue.

4.lets not go off topic here, she didn't ask for money every week, she said she only asked one time and got such reply, and I don't see how your ex should be a yardstick for measurement. I'm not the OP, so I can't specifically say why he should pay for her hair but I could put up some theories. It could be because[b]A[/b]she was broke the time of asking

good!!! communicating is the way to go to understand the situation, which is what is important here... but since you dont think that exes should be a yardtsick for measurement in r/ship, what should we use then? if i had a great r/ship with my ex, then why shouldnt i use just that as a benchmark on what is needed to create happiness in my r/ships? it would be foolish not to do so, and as much as we must always be open minded in life, we should NEVER do anything that we aint comfortable/willing/able to do. thats the basic of any union, whatever you do must be NATURAL (coming from your own will/desires), and not because your partner desires/forces you to do so.
btw: if she was indeed broke at the time, then let her ask for a "loan", until this man is comfortable paying for such stuff (important word here is COMFORTABLE).

B she wanted to know if he cares about her looks enough to contribute to it

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! of course he does care, he wouldnt be with her if he didnt like the way she looks... but you know what?! what you wrote here is HIGHLY dangerous. men must be very careful about such seemingly sweet words, because if they fall into this trick/trap, then they open the floodgate on "caring about X,Y and Z".

next, it will be:
- dont you care about the struggle i have at home with my family? then rent me an apt
- dont you care about my comfort? then pay for my taxi or buy me a car, instead of me chasing public transport
- dont you care about me? then pay for my school fees, higher education
- dont you care about how i look? then buy me fancy clothes/shoes etc

only a WIFE has the right to use these words/sentence, and certainly NOT a gf!

@Onegai
are you saying that we cant debate these issues, and bring our points forward any longer? yes, i am passionate about such issue, just like any other issues on NL where i bring my point accross (isnt it what NL was created for?). whether it be my pro abortion views, my support for unmarried parents and/or baby mamas and daddies, and last but not least, my stand against anything religious and its brainwashed sheeps... its all about sharing our views to each topics.
if what i write here makes you believe that i hate women then its sad. i love women dearly, but we have to be on the same platform when in a r/ship, and sadly, i dont believe that a man should EVER do what he doesnt want to, in the name of emotional/sexual blackmail (or desperation). if a man doesnt provide (emotionally/physically/sexually) what YOU require in order to be comfortable in your r/ship, then you MUST leave that union. what you should never do is try to change that man into who YOU want him to be and how you want him to act. such men are puppets and nobody respects them, not even you women.

A40:
Bruhhhh don't tell me you have given up on Alonslow so soon? The season is still young and you still have 18 races to groan about another lost year. It must eat at him to see the Ferrari he left, the Red Bull he spurned compete while he is trapped in F1 purgatory

On a serious note its looking like a Rosberg year though I'm hopeful he suffers some bad luck at some point. My boy Vettel should be leading this title race. Ham has been unconvincing and getting routinely beat on race day so far

The Chinese GP was awesome. Best race I've seen in a while

i have to be honest and say that i am happy to see that this yr is looking as crazy as it should be, because we all know that Ham, the Ferrari and possibly RBR is gonna challenge Rosberg's run of luck, til the end of the season. but lets us not take away Rosberg great form/drives but instead lets see if he can hold his nerves.

as for Alonso, the "ban" didnt really help anything, but nevertheless i am a bit disappointed... the Mc Laren car has shown some potential to do much better than what they did during these 3 races, and the fact that the only one in the team who scored points so far is the reserve driver, should be a reminder to Alonso and Button to get their act together. at the moment, they arent worth their "ex" champ status.

yes the Chinese GP was great, a lot of mad moments, but for me it was when Alonso was P3 for a few laps ahahahah, i foolishly thought there was going to be a miracle... helas!

women can have different type discharges
some are CREAMING (white foam Like), some squirt (often mistaken for peeing) and then some have a thick sperm like substance

freecocoa:
MRBrownJ
They have been dating for months, tell me how it won't become annoying if he is "always" complaining of being broke, without saying why that is? Oh! She should investigate, investigate what exactly? Is the man a baby that needs to be monitored on what he does with his money? Why can't he explain why he is ever broke without being interrogated about it, especially since doesn't wait to be told to complain.

being broke is hard enough, so that man doesnt have to dwell on the issue IF HIS WOMAN DOESNT ENQUIRE. if that woman acts like such answer (aka i am broke) is a good enough answer, then why should her man say any more? HE is ok with that answer, only the person who is NOT ok with it should question further. if she isnt interested in knowing then why tell her?! this is called LIFE101

At least she gives him money for gas, even if we don't know what else she does, then there's the constant demand for sex, which she gives into(even when she doesn't want to) just to satisfy him, yet somehow you think she doesn't care about him, because she expects that he be invested in some of her needs.

A) she doesnt GIVE him money for gas, it is a LOAN.... she "borrows" such money, dont get it twisted!
B) if she didnt biatch about the following, then you can rest assure that this guy is paying for every: DATES, EATERY, OUTINGS, CINEMAS , TRAVELS etc.. thats "care"
C) now sex is a favor from women to men?!?!?!?!?!?!? NONSENSE!!!!!!

You keep making reference to her mentioning that he works in an oil coy, from what I know, that is to give an insight on the type of job he does and it is not news that, oil firms often pay better. Even if he isn't an oil worker, someone who works, gets paid so we shouldn't make it all about the oil coy.

do you believe that a rich man cant be broke?! do you believe that an oil company worker cant be broke?
just because a person gets paid, doesnt mean he has available cash. there is something in this life called RESPONSIBILITY, aka house payments/rent, car payment, buy PETROL, pay bills, pay for food and upkeep, loan payment etc

A man who isn't stingy, won't say a hairdo should be worn for 3 months, though I'm not in support of the idea of asking for such from a man, the society we live in, has made it so that, women believe it is one of the simplest things a man who cares, will do for you, it is a culture here.

so, what you are saying is that... if my ex only changed her hairdo every 3 months, and you now ask for hair money every week, i SHOULDNT ask A) why yours is more frequent than hers, B) why should i pay for it or C) how were you paying for it every week, before you met me?! and when you give me an answer to these questions, i SHOULDNT question it because thats what donkeys in Nigeria are willing to do?!
here is what my answer will simply be: what do you do with YOUR money, that is SOOO special, that you cant use it to pay for your own hair?!

@Onegai
funny story, but allow me:
#1 if a man complains bitterly about girls chopping their money then, unfortunately, you need to place the entire blame of your fellow criminal sistas who are defrauding good men all over the land, which makes these men ever more tight fisted.
if you had ACTED RIGHT, and gave him time, he would have seen that you were a good woman. sadly you were in a hurry for gifts and handouts, i guess.

#2 if a man seek for sexual favors and you refuse to give, then how are you any different than the person who refuse to give you gifts?!

#3 if such man breaks up with you then OBVIOUSLY he didnt like or care for you

#4 it is YOUR duty to show a man that you are a woman WORTHY enough to deserve anything. a man who spends for no reason whatsoever will equally dump you for no reason whatsoever.... because you have no idea what his aim is.

#5 so he went on to meet "gehs" who he was spending money on?! damn, something was REALY foul about you then?! maybe it was your narrow minded tribalistic views about Yorubas.

but the IMPORTANT question is: if he was a Yoruba demon (as you claim), then why were you gladly dating the "demon"?!

@Mindfulness

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SURElee:
OP! Pls dump his stingy and broke ass. You already know he's stingy to his family members, how did you expect him to treat you? Just continue with him till marriage and you foot all the bills from house rent, school fees and feeding while he crosses his legs to read newspapers. A guy in oil coy, asking his babe to caRry one hair style for 3months? He go soon tell you to use 1 pack of sanitary towel for 6months no worry.

the above is exactly what men should watch out for...
1) terms like the above "a man in oil coy" etc, where women believe that such men cant refuse anything and should throw money out the window. if some women can keep hairstyles for 3 months then, unless you can give your man a GOOD REASON why you need to change yours every week (and HE needs to pay for it), you will either have to keep yours for 3months too or pay it yourself.

2) it starts with little things like Tfare etc, that "supposedly" men need to pay for, and then CUMULATES to having the duty of even buying women's sanitary towel, haba! how often a woman buys or changes her sanitary pads is down to HER ONLY. men should have absolutely NOTHING to do with that issue.

Ladies, watchout for how a man treats the females in his life(mum, sisters, cousins, nieces, colleagues etc) cos thatshow he's also going to treat you.

what ladies should also "watch out" for (and probably learn from), is other ladies that dont beg for anything and instead ACT RIGHT, which in turn makes their men believe they DESERVE, not only tricklets but everything.

@tearoses @Freecocoa
how/where did you guys lose the meaning of love in your lives??!
YES, sacrifices have to be made for the RIGHT person. the fact that y'all assume that this guy loves this gal, or that she has done what is right in this r/ship, is the reason why we cant see eye to eye on this issue.
YES, giving is important but the MONETARY VALUE of the gifts isnt (and shouldnt make any difference).

earlier i wrote:"if she had any sense of care then she should have tried to UNDERSTAND what was wrong (aka the source) instead of coming here and talk about the handouts/gifts she didnt get."
the reason she doesnt know why he is supposedly always broke; the reason she wont investigate, is because SHE DOESNT CARE!!!! the only thing that matters to her is the MONEY that she believes this oil worker should swim in, and thus spread to her generously.her only concern IS, and will remain money.... money that she foolishly believes she deserves, and sadly that she wasnt getting.

here is the PROOF: when her man told her he was broke, she didnt ask him what was the issue, OR tell him that everything was gonna be ok, OR give him a massage to relax OR even offer her salary to help him sort his life out.... NOOOO, what she did was GET ANNOYED by hearing such news.
now, let me ask all you smart women a question: what CARING woman, in her right mind, would get annoyed if her man says he is broke?!
you are all talking about LOVE/CARE/AFFECTION yet when this lady wrote such nonsense, you all band together in support of her Goldigging tactics. is this how "loving/caring/affectionate" people react when hearing their man is broke, really?! and you now want this man to show care towards this ungrateful person?!

AGAIN, here is what she wrote:

but i have come to notice that he is always complaining of being broke, it's annoying because i know he works with a good oil company,

vbiye:
for all those who gave advice i say a big thank you, To that raving ranting MrBrownj keep ranting,its in your DNA.

you are welcome... good luck in finding that donkey you are so eagerly searching for, and if you dont, what about trying to pay for your own life for a change? it will do you a lot of good.

men like Trump, understand that he cant do without the beast, and also he has what many women desire (aka MONEY). he loves women so long as they are there below (under him) to serve him

zexzy:
Mr Brown according to you OP is a gold digger because of her views no problem, my prayer for you is that your daughters will be treated the same way this man has treated the OP, pls remember to buy the men who treat your daughters like this the drink you promised OP's boyfriend, and when your daughter's complain call them gold diggers.

if the whole basis of the complain by the OP is money, then yeah, she is either a golddigger or simply a lost woman with misplaced understanding as to what it entails to be in a r/ship.

i havent raised any of my kids to value a person by what they can offer, but instead to value someone by their CHARACTER. the foundation of a r/ship is certainly not about a man handing gifts to women, but more about the mutual understanding between the two of them, where they each work EQUALLY towards the wellbeing/strengthening of that union. so NO, my kids know better to work for theirs, instead of laying on their back expecting handouts... i believe i've raised them better than that.

you cant force someone to respect you as a deserving person, if you havent done/given him ANYTHING about yourself that he would believe it deserves a gift/handout

sauceEEP:
Just laughing at MRBrownJ's comment....

bro you should learn from these comments so that the REVOLUTION can begin, lol!

you see, the majority of our brothas dont buy these gifts/handouts, Tfare, recharge card, hairdresser trip etc WILLINGLY. they are truly blackmailed into doing so because they foolishly believe that without it, they cant turn around and ask for sexual favors... as if it was only us men that were enjoying sex, ARRANT NONSENSE! men AND women enjoy sex and therefore it should never be used as a reason to deserve gifts/handouts.

look around you, coochie comes a dime a dozen, especially today when even a donkey working in oil&gas (also known as "with money" by these babes) will be the most sought after guy in any social settings. so it should be the way around and these babes should shower US with gifts, if they desire our attention. when you have +60yr old men like Oshiomhole who can buy foreign virgin half their age, you are here giving attention to these heavy duty tokunbos calling themselves GFs, and seeking for handouts?! make some sense bro!

Evina:
MRBrownJ
You've got a penchant for subjecting your readers to the inhumane treatment of reading endless trash!

guilty as charged

Evina:
Truth is ONLY broke struggling dudes scream "gold-diggers". They're so deluded, they believe they've got buried valuables worth digging.

The large guys be like, " you can chop my money, I don't care cos I get am plenty".

are you saying that a man who is "careful" with his money is broke?! highly laughabe, but the truth remains that ONLY the ones with their hands out begging (expecting to be settled even if they DONT deserve it), are the only deluded ones here.

only a thief or someone clueless who has never worked a day for their money would say "chop my money" (or a man trying to foolishly impress some brokeass woman), because smart men fully well know that making money and KEEPING wealth is the hardest part... therefore, having an "holier than thou" partner who thinks she has a right to any of your hard earned Kobos, is a sure way to fail in life.

as the elected president of the the SMN (Stingy Men of Nairaland), let me say it again: broke begging hungry and desperate women, who have NOTHING to offer a man, shouldnt expect ANYTHING in life, but the struggle they created for their sorry self. if the only way y'all understand love/care/affection is via gifts and handouts, then i am truly sorry for you, and wish you good luck with whatever donkey you may find.
as for the deluded men who are falling for this rubbish, remember, these "pay as you go" GFs will gladly leave your clueless behind when a richer man with "better/bigger" gifts comes along (since the gifts/handouts is what they use in order to value these r/ships)!

jcross19:
google this "chinese president flies on a commercial flight. Okay.

A) you shouldnt compare the Nigerian president with what any COMMUNIST president is doing, B) what other world presidents are doing is irrelevant to how the Nigerian pres should act... that would be as crazy as expecting all world leaders to the the same as Putin below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4qJaEyoV44

jcross19:
are you sure? Then why is he tasking the ministers to be taking economy? He. Has to show the example of humility first! Start it from his house basic.

... and put his immediate family's security in jeopardy?! maybe you'd prefer she took the presidential jet, abi?

this should NOT be compared with ministers on official duty

sady i fully disagree with all the "reasons" given above because i could certainly counter all of them... example:
1 its a bad habit... not if its the 1st time you do it
2 economic waste... not if its your maid
etc etc etc

the ONLY reason why a person shouldnt cheat is simply because it AINT RIGHT!

if YOU broke up with them, then there is a reason someone became an ex...therefore they shouldnt be taken back.

when we now fight to have abortion as a legal procedure against such madness, some will come here and talk rubbish.

this is what happens when UNFIT mothers bring UNWANTED children into this world... and NO, we should NOT give a damn if many people are desperate to have a kid of their own. if they are so desperate, let them 1st go to any street corner in Africa and adopt any of the street begging kids (or the ones in orphanages all over Africa)

onotukabiru:
I agree and disagree at the same time, yes i agree some people buy homes in what u regard rubbish areas, but also keep in mind that someone who buy's a house in a rubbish area for N5m, that house value would probably double few years from the time of purchase, owning a house is not just for having somewhere to stay, most times its an investment. He can sell the house and use the money to buy a house in what you might consider a correct area in the future.

again, if someone DESIRES to make an investment, such as a home, then fair enough that would fall under my point A, but do not assume that everyone MUST make such investment.
furthermore, such investment can get destroyed, lose value, get handed over in a divorce settlement etc, because as we all know, there is no such thing as a 110% safe investment

VISTIN:
This stuff is too cheap to be here. Everybody knows is 2 except those with visual challenge.

Next JAMB question pls.

now, use your brain and focus on the question again.... Which Tap Is Supplying the Water? (before answering this time, check where THE WATER is in the picture)

desperate women EVERYWHERE, just because she is "somehow" famous, doesnt make her any different.

i need a break means i dont want to hear/see/smell/think of you for a while, as you are starting to get on my damn nerves, and i need solo time to think this through... doing what she advised would certainly get such woman a PERMANENT