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FamilyRe: My Marriage Is Going The Wrong Way, I Need An Advice by MRBrownJ: 9:18pm On Jul 28, 2015
^^^why would anyone want to stay with a demon?! divorce is the only option here, no questions about it.

distance has nothing to do with her damaged mind!
FamilyRe: My Marriage Is Going The Wrong Way, I Need An Advice by MRBrownJ: 7:05pm On Jul 28, 2015
@oziggos
sadly, all your scheme will only confirm that you are married to a who.re, and NOTHING you do afterwards will be able to remove her damaged way of thinking and wh.ring ways!
HealthRe: I Seriously Need Help. by MRBrownJ: 6:19pm On Jul 28, 2015
^^^^ YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A THIEF; A FRAUDSTER and my problem is that you are a fraudster selling sugar/aspirin pills using the desperation of sikc people out there. you and your kind are a disease to the society, and should be banned from NL.

dont worry TUNDE BADEJO (FB) tunde.badejo22@gmail.com we are on to you and your scam of Forever Living BS that cures everything with sugar/aspirin pills!
HealthRe: I Seriously Need Help. by MRBrownJ: 5:58pm On Jul 28, 2015
tforever:
interesting comments..
tforever:
and yeah even if I put them there he will still have to contact me to get them Anyway thanks for the comments
a quick check of your profile reveals your actions are those of the typical CONMAN/FRAUDSTER. you pollute the forum with miracle cure for EVERYTHING... you claim to have cure for weight loss, weight gain, skin care, Multiple sclerosis, hormonal imbalance, typhoid, Haemorroids, boost blood count(PCV),loss of menstruation, Periorificial dermatitis, Malaria, depression, tooth ache, boil wound

you can even cure vagina infection WITHOUT knowing what the infection is, bwaaaaah!
HealthRe: I Seriously Need Help. by MRBrownJ: 5:27pm On Jul 28, 2015
Eso875:
Seriously......... To put an end to it because nw I feel incomplete.
bro, beware of conmen/fraudster on NL who will use your desperation to be better as a way to defraud you by selling BS supplement pills, miracle cure etc

tforever:
the solution am going to offer will take close to three months before you get results... If you are on wassapp let's chat 08131195769.
there is NO need for this person to contact you privately so that you can defraud him, you THIEF!!!! if anything you got for him is legit, then WRITE IT HERE FOR ALL TO SEE, and possibly help future people in the same process. thats what a person with a GENUINE cure would do, because anything that "really" works would sell itself from word of mouth, and you wouldnt have to hide!
TravelRe: What Item Is Okay To 'steal' From A Hotel Room? by MRBrownJ: 2:28pm On Jul 28, 2015
depending on the hotel:
- some have a FREE bar (included in the room price), and therefore its ok to take all the drinks/snacks in the minibar when you leave.
- some also have tea bags/instant coffee next to the kettle that can be taken
RomanceRe: Differences between Marriage Sex and Fornication/Adultery Sex by MRBrownJ: 2:16pm On Jul 28, 2015
MrsChima:
Awwwww sh1t my baby, mrbrownj woke up! grin
darling, how can i not wake up when i read the mile long garbage these christian hypocrite write on NL? as usual, most are deluded sheep who are following what they selfishly pick and choose from what is written in the bible, and disregard what doesnt fit their BS agenda.

any smart person can read a bible and understand the CLEAR MESSAGE, only sheep cannot read/understand the message, and need a thief in robe to brainwash them.
EducationRe: See What A Student Of Godfrey Okoye University Produced (photo) by MRBrownJ: 9:07am On Jul 28, 2015
phreakabit:
Ironic comments because the issue you argue against is absolutely logical. And only fair
You can only condescend on things you are APPARENTLY better than, else you come across as a nihilistic gadfly.
If you consider an invention a product of inferior intelligence. . . Show me something you've made, that exceeds the former.
NONSENSE AGAIN!!!!
i dont have to have built any car to know when a car is CRAP!
i dont have to be a cook to know that a dish is RUBBISH!

mediocre is mediocre, however any low self esteem person may want to look at it!
EducationRe: See What A Student Of Godfrey Okoye University Produced (photo) by MRBrownJ: 8:59am On Jul 28, 2015
ismokeweed:
Continue encouraging destructive criticism. Someone who doesn't appreciate small effort won't appreciate big ones. I don't know the gal and I've never even heard about this school, but these are the kind of engineering students I admire I admire. Not the ones specialised in la cram la pour, or gals hunting money the wrong way. If you like have one millions ideas, if you don't do any your net effort is zero. Until you show us what you have done, you shouldn't be bashing people's efforts.
i dont have to do anything in order to have an OPINION... and if you (or that lady) view my opinion as bashing then thats all on you.

lol, tomorrow someone will come with a piece of wood, telling me its a spacecraft to fly to mars, and you guys would want me to applaud. NONSENSE!
EducationRe: See What A Student Of Godfrey Okoye University Produced (photo) by MRBrownJ: 8:50am On Jul 28, 2015
Empero1:
One problem we have as a people is that we like to celebrate mediocrity . As far as I am concerned there is nothing to be proud of about this trash .
or they expect you to show something better before you can give your own humble opinion on the subject... you can only say something is rubbish when you have done better yourself lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed what arrant NONSENSE!
EducationRe: See What A Student Of Godfrey Okoye University Produced (photo) by MRBrownJ: 8:42am On Jul 28, 2015
Vanquay:
Rubbish. I could build that with my eyes closed and I study Petroleum Engineering. Even the dullest kid in my dept could.........well maybe not. You need to build something practical that tricycle wont carry a grown midget undecided. Everything was simple really except the welding which I doubt she did. Before you start hating just know I have seen a lot of projects than most of you maybe my standards are high or she just under-designed

But considering her environment 9/11 undecided
well said.
FamilyRe: My Husband Want Anal Sex, What Should I Do? by MRBrownJ: 8:06am On Jul 28, 2015
firstEVA:
oh so because he pays the bills, he should destroy my body ba? No way.
of course NOT.... you should pay half of the bills because you believe that everything in life is 50/50, and that if your man ask for an.al then that means you should fukc him too with a dil.do...

I think our men are getting over influenced my porrrn, they fail to realise that most of those porrrn stars are on drugs and are heavily paid for what they do, they also get adequate medical attention.
yeah p0rnstars get heavily paid and get adequate medical checks but are you therefore saying that EVERYTHING they do is wrong? yes, the "way" they go about it may be different but the basis of what they do (aka sex) has been here for gazillions of years... and people have been having an.al sex way before po.rn was ever created, lets get real here!

I believe it's disrespectful for a man to demand for anal sex from his wife, except of course she likes and wants it.
at LAST, you are saying some things that makes sense here (the bolded). so you think that its disrespectful for a man to tell his wife about what turns him on, and instead he should hide and be miserable in silence, or what?

btw, here are a few clues for you:
- most women would never lose their virginity, if it wasnt because the 1st time, the guy pushed on when the gal said it was painful (just like anal sex).
- the majority of women were in pain the 1st time they had sex, and after a few trials and errors, they now love it (just like anal sex).
RomanceRe: Differences between Marriage Sex and Fornication/Adultery Sex by MRBrownJ: 7:35am On Jul 28, 2015
Adycherie:
sex is not sex. D difference is clear.
U have sex out of wedlock but makes love in marriage.
You cant compare both, wait until u marry someone whom you love n who loves you equally.
so the love they had for one another, before they decided to get married, was NOT love, and if they had sex at that particul ar time it wouldnt be as great as when married, right?! lol! the difference here is simply HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR PARTNER (whether married or not)

the fact that you would want us to believe that everyone who gets married will suddenly make "love" to their partners, is a damn lie created in your head. many married men (some who have bought that woman by paying the bride price), see their wives as a piece of meat and fukc them just as that, with A) NO CARE in the world for this lady (or her wellbeing), B) NO LOVE for her or her kind, so long as she can produce some kids or C) NO KNOWLEDGE as to what it takes to make love to a woman.

love has nothing to do with good sex... you can love someone to death and yet not be able to satisfy them in the bedroom!
FamilyRe: My Husband Want Anal Sex, What Should I Do? by MRBrownJ: 7:11am On Jul 28, 2015
firstEVA:
Before you give him, get a dïldo and let him promise you he will allow you put it up his asss as well.
i hope you feel the same way when your man suddenly asks you to open doors for him, go to work and pay your 50/50 share of any bills/food/kids/clothes/vacations etc... lol!
EducationRe: Lawyer Is Better Than Doctor...true Or False??? by MRBrownJ: 6:56am On Jul 28, 2015
Yustash001:
Are we talking about a Teacher and a Doctor or a Lawyer and a Doctor?..
well since you brought "IN THE SOCIETY" to the picture instead of keeping to "which one is better", i thought i also could bring my own modification, lol.

but if you want to stick to these two then LAWYERS makes more money, have an easier job, while DOCTORS have a more important job. so depending on anyone's aims in life (financial/hardwork/significance), some would say doctors while others would say lawyers
RomanceRe: Woman Tries To Commit Suicide After Meeting ‘ugly’ Online Boyfriend First Time by MRBrownJ: 6:43am On Jul 28, 2015
was it not also a Chinese man who jumped in the river when he met his arranged "ugly" bride for the first time?!
EducationRe: Lawyer Is Better Than Doctor...true Or False??? by MRBrownJ: 6:36am On Jul 28, 2015
Yustash001:
Even if you ask an Illiterate that who's more important in the society between a Doctor and a Lawyer....he/she won't hesitate to tell you that it's a Doctor...
hhmm sir, look at it this way, the teacher who taught that Doctor is more important because without him there would be no doctor.
HealthRe: I Seriously Need Help. by MRBrownJ: 6:27am On Jul 28, 2015
Eso875:
- I wil nt b able to com back again because I wil b frustrated.
- I av nt experienced a hapi sex b4.
then ALL is in your head and you have to sort yourself out (whatever may be the issue) before you can finally have fulfilling sex.
i suggest you talk with a professional (aka psychologist)
RomanceRe: Differences between Marriage Sex and Fornication/Adultery Sex by MRBrownJ: 6:23am On Jul 28, 2015
whitewitch:
@OP add marriage sex is very very sweet bcaus u dnt use condom, u go 4 flesh 4 flesh, but fornication sex is not sweet bcaus u use condom.
uscofield:
Na lie, Marriage sex is condomless and direct entry while Fornication sex is with condom and not direct entry.
again, unless that toto is wet and satisfying and that dikc hitting the right spot, there is nothing good about sex (whether married or not).

Jeboy:
6) Mutual Enjoyment
In Marriage sex, there is mutual enjoyment in sex as none of the couple feel at loss, being used or cheated.
In adulterous/fornication related kind of sex, one of the partner (most time the weaker partner in crime (woman) always feels at loss hence the need to get some compensation in form of money,gifts and favour.In other cases of sugarmummy and a younger man, the man feels at loss or as been used so the woman in return provides compensation in form of money,gifts and favour.
Don't ask me how I know as you can only get stuffs like dis by d leading of d Spirit.Good morning.
MISTAKE #1 believing that marriage sex is mutual enjoyment while other sex isnt
MISTAKE #2 believing that marriage sex is ALWAYS enjoyment when most people simply view it as a DUTY rather than something fun/rewarding/enjoyable
MISTAKE #3 believing that single women having sex feel at loss and therefore thats why they need compensation, while we all know that the majority (of these goldiggers) ask for these "gifts" BEFORE the sex, and some BEFORE marriage (even thugh they have no sex)
MISTAKE #4 you HYPOCRITE, you say that when a man has sex with a woman then thats because women are often weaker partners (and they need financially induced compensation), but when sugarmummies have sex with younger men then these men "mysteriously" become the weaker partner. so what you are simply trying to say here is that MONEY is the deciding factor whether a partner feels at loss/used or not (aka weaker partner), nothing else... but guess what?! since we know that men are generally the breadwinners in the Nigerian family setup, it means that whether married or not, women will ALWAYS have to do what the men (who brings the cheddar) desires, and feel at loss, LOL

adorable29:
Marriage sex, the lady can moan as loud as a loudspeaker and give all the 1001 karma sutra styles she knows and ask for it 3times a day if she wants to without the fear of being tagged a farm implement used for digging the ground.....

Adultery sex, she may want to pretend to be more reserved....

Don't ask how I know. Its just common sense. Lol
so only married people can moan as loud as they can (others are not allowed)?! ahahahahahah are you for real?

so what you are saying is that if a man meets a woman, have all the 1001 karmasutra styles, 3 times a day premarital sex AND THEN THEY GET MARRIED , he will do so because he loves women who are "farm implement used for digging the ground"?!

why would someone cheating pretend to be more reserved?! NONSENSE!!!

here is your EDUCATION:
Xtian women DONT MOAN as loud as a loudspeaker (nor do Kamasutra etc) because A) they want to pretend they are holier than thou so they cant be heard enjoying sex, and B) sex to them is ONLY meant for reproduction (not sexual satisfaction)!
HealthRe: I Seriously Need Help. by MRBrownJ: 5:24am On Jul 28, 2015
@eso875
- what happens AFTER you cuum? cant you wait and then get right back at it? or do you cuum every times she touches you?
- is that the 1st time it happens (because you were a virgin until you met her) or you had a happy sex life until then and suddenly this happened?
FamilyRe: My Husband Want Anal Sex, What Should I Do? by MRBrownJ: 5:20am On Jul 28, 2015
i would have told this wifey that she should educate herself on how to PROPERLY have ana.l sex so that it could possibly be rewarding.
the MAIN issue about an.al sex is for the woman to RELAX, if she aint then it can never be done properly/painlessly.
GamingRe: Pls Hw Can I Unzip Modern Combat 4 Wit Zarchiver...... by MRBrownJ: 5:13am On Jul 28, 2015
delizy:
pls hw can i unzip mordan combart wit zarchiver
well i guess you should make sure that you have the right file, MORDAN COMBART 4 does not exist... it would either be MODERN COMBAT 4 or MORTAL KOMBAT 4
RomanceRe: Differences between Marriage Sex and Fornication/Adultery Sex by MRBrownJ:
NONSENSE UPON NONSENSE obviously written by deluded people with an ulterior motive (aka turns us all into dumbass sheep who cant think for themselves). here is my own opinion:

Legality
Marriage Sex is sanctioned by God while Fornication/Adultery Sex is sanctioned by devil.
2. Reward
In marriage sex, God would reward husband and wife after every sex they have together. In fornication/adultery sex, God reserves severe punishment for the doers except they are forgiven by God.
although the Bible is very clear that sex with a married woman is wrong, the same bible allowed MANY GREAT MEN of that same bible to have sex with SINGLE women that were NOT their wives (calling them concubines/sex slaves or, as we know today, SIDE BIATCHES). some of these "great" men had up to 700 of these side biatches. in Biblical times (and beyond) these side biatches did not have equal status with a wife. A side biatch could not marry her lover because of her side biatch status, although, for her, the relationship was exclusive and ongoing. so should we look down on these people while the bible itself does NOT?!

if these men could have sex with single women they were NOT married to, and they were NEVER punished by God (and all men are equal), then either A) its ok to have sex to someone you aint married to (so long as they are single) or B) God is the devil since he sanctioned/approved the act of these great men and single women.

3. Sweetness
Marriage sex sweet die! Chai! It is sweet at the beginning and it is also sweet at the end. However, in case of fornication/adultery sex, it probably might be sweet at the beginning. It would surely end with guilt, sorrow, etc.
sex is sex, stop writing garbage thinking we are gullible people. whether married OR not, having great sex has all to do with your partner and how sexually compatible you guys are... and sadly, most people who get married as virgin are clueless about pleasuring their partner, and THEREFORE sex will be garbage. on the other hand, sex before marriage will be rewarding to newly married people because A) your partner would know EXACTLY how to satisfy a man/woman and B) they will be open minded to satisfy you in whatever freaky way you may desire

actually the majority of married Xtians will tell you that sex with their spouse at the beginning was ok and that, after a few yrs mounting the same old toto (with no added spice), it is a bore... because many overly religious people out there dont open their minds to be adventurous in the bedroom.

4. Results/Products
Marriage sex yields good products, ceteri paribus, viz-a-viz happy home, bond of love between husband and wife, good children, good focus, strong ties of kinship, long life, prosperity, etc. However, fornication/adultery sex yields evil products viz-a-viz broken home, abortion, cancer, guilt, shame, bastard children, death, losing virginity to somebody who is not one's spouse, loss of womb due to abortion, etc.
ahahahahahaha the fact that you want us to believe that marriage sex is A) always good B) a bond of love between spouse C) bring "good" children, D) long life and/or E) prosperity... must be the joke of the month!!!!
here is your EDUCATION: sex can ONLY be good when both partners are sexually compatible, and unless they have premarital sex, there is no way a couple will know if they are sexually compatible or not before marriage... so instead they take a GAMBLE! and if they happen to have a partner that does NOT satisfy them in the bedroom (wood plank lady, 1min man for example) then, NO, sex for this married couple wont be good, and in turn life as a sexually miserable married couple wont be nice, and this will affect their lives and the family "bond", their supposed "long life" will suffer, and their "good" children will suffer because their parents are miserable. so, do you really think that these miserable people will be prosperous (when their only option will be divorce OR cheating)?! i think not!

fornication produces cancer/death/loss of womb?! BWAAAAAH you are a comedian, i give you that!

5. Freshness of Face/Personality
Marriage sex keeps the faces/personalities of the husband and the wife fresh. With time, both of them would look alike to people outside as if they are siblings due to the constant exchange of 'paps' between them. However, fornication/adultery sex makes the doers ugly even with make-ups! Reasons for this include Telegony involving different 'paps' for women, guilt, shame, divine punishment, psychological trauma, etc.
what kind of SUPER NONSENSE is this?! and to think that some people actually "liked" what you wrote is the scary part! i am not even gonna try to counter that pile of rubbish because that would be an INSULT on my person.

people have a DUTY to use their BRAINS, at all times, and if you want to use the bible to dictate what you can (or not) do in your life, then i suggest you personally READ that bible to fully understand what it teaches, instead of having other deluded people tell you what THEY want you to understand.
TV/MoviesRe: Great Action Movies For The Weekend by MRBrownJ: 10:14pm On Jul 27, 2015
wx9Z:
I prefer Chappie to Irobot. "Different Strokes ...."
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
TV/MoviesRe: Great Action Movies For The Weekend by MRBrownJ: 2:01pm On Jul 27, 2015
robinicule:
i was expecting more in john wick honestly.
i can understand you, i was expecting so much more after checking the trailer for "Chappie", that movie was a real let down for me... and some people had the audacity to compare it with "I, robot"
RomanceRe: Is It Possible For A Spouse To Have A Smoking Habit Without Taking Alcohol? by MRBrownJ:
lygn19:
It's just based on what moves u d most, and based on availability.
When the desirable is unavailable, d available becomes desirable.
you are absolutely right about what moves me, but WRONG about what is available.
CrimeRe: Landlord’s Manhood Disappears After Giving Stranger N700 To Help Sick Mum by MRBrownJ:
funny how we never ever see a photo of these disappearing manhood (or flying wizard)... if there is no more dikcs then why are they so afraid to show us the photos?!

Harry Potter mambo jambo NONSENSE!
RomanceRe: See The Question A Girl Asked On Twitter.... by MRBrownJ: 10:15pm On Jul 26, 2015
the only way this will not affect his family is if that man is your own father, NONSENSE!
RomanceRe: Most People Cant Handle The Truth. by MRBrownJ: 10:12pm On Jul 26, 2015
@Rudebouy
are you telling us all that if, for example, i suspect my woman to be doing something i am fully against, i shouldnt ask her about it... and/or if i DO ask her, i should accept whatever her answer may be (without reacting to it)?!?!?!?!
what are we now, robots?
RomanceRe: Nature by MRBrownJ: 9:47pm On Jul 26, 2015
ibukun147:
Just need a straight answer cos that's what my frnd's gf believed?
ask her to check her father/brothers/uncles/cousins/friends... and if ALL of them are, then the answer to her question would be yes!!!
RomanceRe: My Past Has Caught Up With Me... by MRBrownJ: 9:43pm On Jul 26, 2015
at this point in time, whether you are infertile due to your reckless past (or else) is irrelevant... that man must be stressed out of his mind because of this issue, so i suggest that you "at least" finally tell him that you are barren so that he understands the issue at hand and stop hoping/dreaming/stressing for nothing.
RomanceRe: Is It Possible For A Spouse To Have A Smoking Habit Without Taking Alcohol? by MRBrownJ: 9:30pm On Jul 26, 2015
alexistaiwo:
ever seen a smoker who doesn't drink or dislike taking alcohol. I think smoking and drinking goes hand in hand
what does one got to do with the other?!

lygn19:
Some people smoke buy don't take alcohol, I know pips who weed, but d smell of alcohol can mk dem vomit, not to talk of d taste.
some even smoke weed (not mixed with tobacco) but dont smoke cigarettes

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