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freecocoa:
Story, will only work if you married a woman scared of you.

Like you wouldn't get angry or say anything, if you were innocent the moment she gave it to you, oh!please.

angry? what would that achieve to be mad at a woman who tries to protect you from her own kind?! she probably knows better than me the workings of desperate women out there... fair enough! the fact that she doesnt trust my judgment or emotional strength in such matter would be the hard part here, but nothing to make a scene out of. if a man knows who he is then why be mad at the low self esteem issues of his partner?! just because she believes that i cheat, doesnt mean that i do. its when she decides to cheat because she foolishly believe that I do too that it becomes a REAL upsetting issue.

Ilekeh:
Go pack your shit?

Na you own the house? Ngga, that house will be sold and the money split 50-50. Kapish!

Ladies BEWARE! SIGN YOUR NAME ON THAT HOUSE DOCUMENT!

get your mind out of the gutter, instead of foolishly focussing on nonsense. if this lady desires to cheat then she might as well go and move in with her lover, whether we own our house, rent it or live in a shack in the wood... the outcome will be the same: SHE WILL BE GONE!

Francis5:
See why people call Buhari clueless?

How can you charge someone for any crime, let alone corruption, and not allow them have a defense counsel?

Even the US, when they arrest a proven terrorist, like the Boston bomber and our own Fulani Detroit plane pant bomber, they allowed them access to defense lawyers. Na wa for Buhari oh!!!!

The onus is on you, Buhari, to prove that they are corrupt, not dissuading defense lawyers from representing the accused

well said!!!!

i'll flip the script on her and tell her:"you insulted/disrespected me once by handing over these BS condoms, and i kept my cool about your nonsense... and now you have the audacity to insult/disrespect me a 2nd time by asking/telling me that you need some of these condoms for your conniving cheating self?! who the fukc are you and why dont you instead go pack your shiit and get the hell out of my life?"

she was out of her league... i dont think she has ever beaten Frasier at a proper meet, and with the olympics soon arriving, she can clearly see who/what the competition will be.

that dutch babe is making considerable wave in the womens 100m

mekybabe1:
If only you knew how desperate some men can be to get in between the legs of a woman.

if you only knew how some unscrupulous desperate WOMEN are willing to open their legs for these men, without a care in the world whether they are married or not... so long as these men drop some little cash, Brazilian hair or simply recharge card.

absolutely nothing wrong here, and since they are both comfortable with it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiXRIOJ2F3Q

tablu:
2yrs unemployed status and ur complainin, you are a common private soldier in the field of unemployment.What do u want some of us that have spent 9yrs unemployed.bros nah one star General I don become oh!

kai, 9yrs?! you mean 9yrs unemployed OR 9yrs applying for jobs in your field while doing other menial jobs to survive?

dunsman:
Blessed are dose dat died for righteousness sake , for theirs is d kingdom of God
Hallelujah

this guy didnt die for "righteousness", he died because he was stoopid...

MCJIKEL22:
i dont like my girl upload photos of us too much incase of the future,you understand naa

should that be a reason to lose your girl? hell no

...do you like when your boo update 'single' after a little quarel??

only a very childish person would do that... but, regardless, that wouldnt be a reason to lose your partner

and 'engaged' even when you dint propose?,do you know this would make family and friends start asking all sort of questions?

then simply COMMUNICATE with your partner and tell her to remove it and explain to her exactly why.... case closed!
just because your family and friends ask questions shouldnt be a reason to lose your partner!

VickyRotex:
To sue please!

Trailblazer1:
You can sue and resue till they close those yeye movie industry

agarawu23:
you go find lawyer tire

what are you going to sue for?! the director will say he used the same clothes and pose with his own people. is that against the law?!

Omotayor123:
This isn't about piracy.... It's pure fraud and theft!
Abeg wey the lawyers in the house..

fraud/theft of what? is it now against the law to strike a certain pose with a certain outfit?!

#1 is a myth and #2 comes a dime a dozen... who are we kidding here? #3 of course!

kristonium:
what exactly is your point?

next time you see a video/image/discussion/lecture/post about SEX, simply look elsewhere and this will INSTANTLY solve your problem.

NONSENSE!!!!

upload photos of the two of you?! change your FB status?! lol!

kristonium:
So much noise is being made these days about sex.Our airspace is virtually inundated with sex and sex related videos,images,discussions,lectures and posts! Even some religious centres now teach sex too!
Aren't we over exaggerating the place of sex in relationships? The last time I checked,sex is not a factor of production. One's relevance in this life is not measured by the ability to have erection or reach multiple orgasms! If the mastery of sex is that essential perhaps porn stars should have been celebrated! Not much is known about the sex life of those people who significantly impacted this world. But the capacity of their human minds and the impact on the planet earth were documented. The likes of Aristotle, Socrates,Newton,Einstein, Mandela,Steve Job,Bill Gates,Dangote et al have all made significant changes that transformed this world positively! I have never heard about their sex life!
Why are we now dwelling on sex as if it is the most important element of change! Why are young people commuting suicide in the name of sex? Why are couples divorcing each other for lack or inadequate sex?
I sincerely believe that sex is overrated!

yet you read these threads about sex OR BETTER YET, you open another thread on the subject?!

alexistaiwo:
here are reasons not to talk bad about your past lovers.
1. No matter the circumstances surrounding the break up, you were once in love
2. Talking trash about your past life is tantamount to proving to the world that you were once naive and still immature
3. lastly it proves that you are still a slave to your past and you haven't grown in ccharacter.
so fellas let the past be the past. don't ever wash your dirty linen in public

1) so because you once loved someone, you cant talk bad about them henceforth?!
2) there is nothing wrong about being once naive and immature, so long as you arent any longer.
3) hell no, it simply proves that it was a lesson well learned and that you will always remember it (aka not fall for it ever again).

Donabydeco:
TYPES OF VIRGIN
1. Primary Virgin
This consists of girls that do not allow any form of intimacy.
Their lips has never been kissed, their breasts has never been smooched and their body has never been caressed. We all know what they are called wink
2. Secondary Virgin
This consists of girls that allow kissing, smooching and caressing. They do all these with their full clothes ON because they are so fearful that they could yield to sex when aroused but mostly shyness of allowing a guy see their body could be the reason
3. Tertiary Virgin
This consists of girls that allow kissing, smooching, caressing , cuddling unclad, finger and also giving and receiving BJ.
They are also called professional virgins, their only fear is that they are not yet ready to be a mother. So guys, there u have the three types of virgins. So when she tells you she is a virgin, ask her where she belong before you start giving preferential treatments of a primary virgin to a tertiary virgin !
Cc lalasticlala
Cc Ishilove

bro, you forgot...

4. Quaternary Virgins
This consists of girls that allow kissing, smooching, caressing , cuddling unclad, finger.ing, giving and receiving bj, and who have ANAL SEX!!!
these are the foolishly religious women who take this virginity thingy seriously, while having the dirtiest minds, and using the back door to quench their lust!

5. Quinary Virgins
This consist of girls who already had sex but suddenly decided to stop having sex for years, and foolishly believe that TIME has anything to do with the state of ones virginity (like her hymen will mysteriously reattach itself)

6. Senary Virgins
this consist of deluded women who have been having sex for YEARS, and then suddenly go have a plastic surgery procedure (called Hymenorrhaphy) to create a fake hymen in order to have them bleed the next time they have sex.... and possibly con some poor clueless dude.

forix4u:
Pls maybe I need it. Can u help me make an appraisal I would appreciate in a millions

again bro, copy and paste it here for all to possibly help you improve your CV, and see what is wrong with it.

the reasons why WOMEN cheat are exactly the same as why MEN do!

@love2nicee
you seem confused... you write "what NOT to do in keeping a man" and then write things about love that have absolutely nothing to do with the subject of this thread... unless if you believe that keeping a man means that he will love you?!?!?!?!?!

love2nicee:
1. s*x:
I just had to start with this as it’s very popular in this society of ours. Be it at home, campus or in the office, you will occasionally hear of a lady scolding her guy for being unfaithful even after she has given him more than enough s*x.
In Campus, you will even find ladies being more than generous to a guy just to prove her love to him and for validation. This is totally wrong my sister.
S*x is just but a strengthener of a relationship, not a creator of love.
Get things right, A man’s heart has nothing to do with his boner and will not keep a man around for long.

WTF #1 sex ALONE cannot make a lady keep her man, yes, but SEXUAL SATISFACTON is a very important part of the whole package that would have a man stay with a certain lady. so YES, satisfaction in the bedroom (provided from sex) is very important in keeping that fire burning between lovers, and strenghtening the love that they have! NO single thing is going to keep a man around forever, it takes a mix of many different things to attain that level of commitment!

2. Pregnancy:
If all the s*x you give him has not made him love you, don’t opt for pregnancy to keep a man. If he doesn’t love you, a pregnancy will be just but another thing to keep him wondering what he did to God for God to have tied him to this rubbish. (you that is).
Your Days with him will only bring you more sorrow instead of the happiness you intended to get. That is if he decides not to call you and deny being responsible for your pregnancy in the first place.

WTF #2 sadly, you are partially wrong again, especially in the African society. many men will marry a lady that falls pregnant, due to social/family/religious pressures. and although that man may not love the lady, he would still marry her and stay with her. soYES, a pregnancy would/could "keep a man".

3. Marriage:
Wait a minute, did you just rush to get yourself married since you fear losing the guy!?
You just signed your certificate to sleepless nights. Marriage has never been a means to keep a man.
If a guy loves you, he will be more than glad to walk you down the aisle.
In fact, marriage makes him more attractive to the single ladies out there, hence increasing your insecurity.

WTF #3 in Africa, women dont ask men in marriage, its the other way aroung... so if a man ask a lady's hand in marriage then she MUST accept, if she wants to keep this man. if she doesnt then chances are she will quickly lose that bobo!

4. Telling Lies Just To Keep A Man:
Besides lies being a sin, using them to build a relationship or to keep a man is totally bad.
Let me tell you in advance; the day he finds out that you did lie about a certain issue on which your relationship is based, everything that happened or you did for him afterwards is taken as a lie too.
Regardless of how sincere you were. Trust me, you don’t want to live a lie.

WTF #4 there are many ways a lady may be lying, yet not jeopardising her r/ship. she could lie about how crazy she is of him; how good he is in bed; how many orgasm she had etc

5. Emotional Blackmail:
From, Freedom Is All A Man Needs To Stay Yours Forever, freedom from emotional blackmail is one of which he ought to enjoy if you want him around.
If a man no longer loves you, please don’t try keeping him around by use of these emotional blackmails as they will only drive him even further. Some good examples of such include:
If you leave me, I will commit suicide.
I swear I will never love again if you leave me

WTF #5 why would/should a woman want to stay with a man who does NOT love/care for her?! what you wrote above aint emotional blackmail, its desperation/foolishness/threats in return for pity etc
btw if a man NEED freedom therefore he has ABSOLUTELY no business being in a r/ship. a r/ship is about 2 people.

6. Constant Texting:
Texting him all the time will not make him start loving you. Do something constructive with your life rather than forwarding him all those funny jokes you received from pals.
No guy likes a nagging lady who keeps on asking if he’s too busy to reply her. But that doesn’t mean that you totally do away with texting, just proceed with moderation.

WTF #6 since when does "constant texting" keeps a man?! and what has that got to do with love (as you wrote above)? ahahahahaha
btw constant texting, thats woman stuff, not men! a woman can constantly text a man (if she wants) and this will change nothing in the r/ship, so long as he is NOT forced to reply her messages all the time.

7. Involving Third Parties:
If the guy makes up his mind that it’s over, don’t go calling all his pals and begging his grandmother to talk to him for you.
Don’t run to the social media, writing on his wall expressing how much you are crying at the moment on the thought of him wanting to leave you.
Approach him instead; try solving your issues and not broadcast them. Sympathy won’t keep a man around for long.

WTF #7 again, what are friends for, if not to help and guide you in the difficult moments in your life? if you have issues in a r/ship, then there is nothing wrong in seeking guidance for your closest friend/family.
BTW if a man does not want this r/ship any longer, then its not wrong to ask why, and see if there are possibilities to fix it. waking away without doing it is absurd!

8. House Wife:
Please don’t become his maid thinking that he will love you even more.
You can do some cooking and laundry once in a while, but let it not become your duty.
Don’t even think of moving-in with him.

WTF #8 there is nothing wrong with a lady showing off her "abilities", especially if that is ONLY what she brings to the union (like many do). if that man is bankrolling the r7ship then she MUST ck and clean every time she comes over or every time he politely asks her to do so.
there is also nothing wrong in living together so long as they both are comfortable with that, and its beneficial to the both of them (she needs a place to stay, he needs a maid).

that gal has a net worth of $120Milla, and dates the likes of Lewis Hamilton and Karim Benzema, so clearly A) doesnt give a damn and have shown much more skin than that and B) she likes the attention and has people (like you) talk about her even when she takes a shiiit.

there must be a really big obstacle in your CV, review it carefully or paste it here (without personal details) for us to evaluate it.

ahahahahahaha Darwin awards contestant!!!!!

Lanretoye:
Unilag is not kindergarten,what is a 9year old doing there.

exactly... and BY HIMSELF?

chizzy86:
hey dear. You just have to talk with him. Giving him the silent treatment may not really help matters. He has no right to do what he did. MrBrownJ you were auite harsh with your reply. How would you feel if your woman did that to you?

if my woman gave me the silent treatment let her understand how childish this "silent treatment" nonsense is. how can she solve anything if she doesnt communicate?!?!?!?!?!? should he read her damn mind?

vouriotp:
He is my husband and we go through each others phone once in while, you don't call dat snooping I guess u r in the category of men that pretend.mteeeeeew

just because someone let you handle their phone doesnt mean you have to check each and every messages there. if you do, then thats snooping.
furthermore, what does PRETENSE got to do with anything?!

innervoice:
Would you have given her the same advice if she was the husband?

whats good for the goose is good for the gander, NO gender discrimination here!

Kimoni:
Bullshit

you are entited to your opinion, just as i am entitled to mine.

@Helenajah
see in red the reply any smart and intelligent lady would give you (feel free to let us know what you would then reply to her, playa!)

FIXED

[quote author=helenajah post=36845214]#1 I can’t believe I texted you while I was peeing. you mean to say you texted me while holding your cokc?! how gross!!!
#2 I’m feeling so cold even though I’m under the blanket. Hold on for a minute, lemme put on my clothes. why would you sleep nekkid in this cold? thats stoopid!
#3 I wish you could be with me now. why? i have better things to do right now
#4 I’m watching a sexy video of a girl/guy who looks just like you *link it to an explicit video with a really attractive person so your lover would be flattered*. you mean to say you think i look like the who.re on that video?!
#5 What are you wearing right now? a raincoat and an umbrella
#6 Can you guess the color of my underwear? dirty
#7 My legs are missing you in between them. i am perfectly fine right here by myself
#8 I just bought new underwear and can’t wait to show it to you. yeah, i saw you urgently needed some!
#9 If I were with you right now, where would you want me to touch you? in my mind
#10 I’m watching porn. you are either sikc or very desperate, i hate po.rn because there is nothing loving and nice about it..gross!
#11 My hands were busy, but they took a break to text you. stop mas.turbating to po.rn you enjoy watching so much, its bad for your health
#12 I’m imagining you’re with me right now… after watching po.rn now you are hor.ny and think of me...gross!
#13 I’m trying to sleep, but I can’t stop thinking about all the things you could do to me if you were with me right now. me too!!!! i could teach you some manner, some class, some "savoir-vivre"
#14 I’m looking for intimacy gadgets online…i heard they have some great dil.do for men's bootay
#15 I had a naughty dream last night and you were in me… I mean, it… dont know why but that sounded so GAAAAAY!!!!
#16 Do you believe in kiss and tell? Cause I want you to kiss me and do things to me in your mind and tell me all about it. i would kiss you and then whisper in your ears" go brush your teeth!"

if you think you can solve anything with silent treatment then no wonder your hubby is not faded!

btw why go snooping if you aint going to do anything WORTHY about the dirt you find? you should have just ignore his phone and live stress free!

if you aint willing to FIGHT for your family, then you should have stayed single.

religious stoopidity!

mekybabe1:
You are entitled to ur own opinion just as I am to mine. Unfortunately for you, I am a success. You are just being unrealistic. Though we have a few good men.

come on sista, you are the one who is being unrealistic here:
A) stop deraiing the thread and instead focus on the subject of the thread, which is WHAT DO WE REGARD AS CHEATING, so stick to the issue at hand.

B) here is your EDUCATION for the day: you give us all these "flimsy" excuses as to why men cheat bla bla bla, but the IMPORTANT fact here is that these men dont cheat with donkeys, they cheat with WOMEN. so as much as you should blame men for their "indiscretions", equally put the blame on your fellow desperate women who see no problem in dating a men who is already in a r/ship or married !

NONSENSE!

the dude was going to go to jail for beating the girl's ex, but because he said he was getting married, he got probation... now the idiot didnt want to get married any longer, lol, then you go to jail!

Czar01:
They didn't know that there was no bullet in the gun, so they should have, at least, tried to shoot him. That would show that they have sense.
And if you're a robber and I find out there's no bullet in your gun, I will so beat you...

when you are in the process of being robbed, sense often is the last thing that will come to your mind as the fear of dying will take over, and you'll probably shake uncontrollably!

5minsmadness:
So he was even an UNARMED ARMED ROBBER

So why didn't they overpower him and beat the sh*t out of him?!

i can think of many reasons why a couple wouldnt move after they got an empty gun:
- fear to put your life (and that of your loved ones) at risk, and instead let the robbers go with the stolen goods/money
- there was another robber present (armed robbers hardly never work alone)
- he was frozen stiff due to the event, and scared sh1tless
- the robber looked 3 times as big as the dude
- he had lots of juju hanging around his body telling them that he was "invincible" and "bulletproof"