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@geeflexxx
funny how some people are ready and willing to believe any BS they read on the internet (people having sex with LIONS?!). this is a FAKE news coming out of satire news site like THEONION, DUDECOMEDY or LINKBEEF

here are some other BS news from them... stoopid people should believe them at their own risks:
- Man Gets Fined By BBC – Invokes The Right To Trial By Combat And Wins
- ISIS Are Using ‘Suicide Chickens’ Because They’re Running Out Of Ammunition (pic below)
- World’s Largest Tortoise found in Amazon Basin – 8000KG (pic below)
- Caitlyn Jenner Puts Balls Up On eBay
- Iran Sign Nuclear Deal In Exchange For US Netflix Account
- Florida Man Has Sex with Alligator – Contracts “GatorAids”
- Norwegian Woman Gives Birth To Elephant Baby! (pic below)
- Greece To Legalize Drugs and Prostitution to Repay Debt
- Kim K removes her arm as new fashion statement (pic below)

but my favorite is definitely: New James Bond Movie To Highlight 007’s Battle With HIV... SPECTRE, the 24th instalment in the 50-year franchise, will show Bond coming to terms with a positive HIV diagnosis following years of casual sex with a succession of beautiful women.

http://www.thatsfake.com/were-3-swansea-men-really-arrested-for-running-sheep-brothel/

you mean...

andyanders:
Forget that issue of the drug been destroyed. you do not know what these guys does with them. Those guys are fvcken billionaires.What you see and hear is not what is been done,

ps care to enlighten us all as to what happens to the drug then?

Dubemkelly:
It wasn't his money, MTN sponsored that shii 'How well do you know Don jazzy!" with five questions...Guy was just lucky and Don too is a cool headed guy

well said! some people here are even thinking that Don Jazzy paid the guy out of his own pocket, lol!

Diamondpicture:
My brother seized drugs are sold to the next available buyer with cash, I am only telling you out of past experience I mean past past not present nothing on earth will even look close to the money made from drugs nothing but it is very risky

so what you are insinuating is that every single person in the police force in 9ja is corrupt? yes, drug trafficking is a profitable illegal activity, but the important word here is ILLEGAL. ask even the biggest drug lord (Escobar/Guzman etc) they all eventually end up dead, in prison or on the run (aka not worth it)

refreshrate:
All these people you mentioned i cant find a Nigerian in the list thats one

so because there is no Nigerians on that list of famous people who were dismissed or failed before they found success, we shouldnt learn from that?! LOL!!!!

No one in the list got dismissed for anything remotely as serious as what OP is talking about.

all accidents that result in death are serious, but they will remain exactly that: ACCIDENTS...

No stealing or fraud example or loss of life?

dismissal is they key word/issue here... and the next company may want to employ this man again, whether the former employer likes it or not.

Sorry o but the examples stated are for motivational books not this scenario

i am giving you examples of successful people that were fired in the past, clearly stated as FOOD FOR THOUGHT.

By the way Everybody Lies, but then everyone is innocent until proven otherwise. Why would you want to hang youself?

and every employers have the RIGHT to not want to employ a deceitful/lying person (with obviously the wrong character/traits) to their ranks, and instead employ someone who was fired due to an accident in the past. you may see it as a simple lie on a CV, but an employer might see it as a virus/disease to something they've painstakingly built for years. NO employer want this type of deceitful employees...but hey, keep looking at it as a "simple" lie.

Two cvs in front of you, one with the OPs story another without any such story in fact the other guy is changing jobs because he wants a more challenging role
sincerely, who would you choose?

i cant judge/dismiss a CV or person by simply one accident that happened in their past... i want the most qualified person for the position, one that will fit perfectly for it, and for the type of person we require in the company. this is the person who will get the job, nobody else! so yes, the fact that he had an "accident" in the past (which resulted in death) will have me question him about it and possibly contact his past employer, but certainly not automatically dismiss him before i have ALL the facts at hands. again, unfortunate accidents do happen all the time.

enyinna4:
Bros, you harsh oh..lol

you do know that drugs kill gazillion of innocent children and adult every year, right?!

refreshrate:
His previous company that had better understanding of the situation dismissed him, so you expect the new company to now be magnanimous on the issue from a distance with the assumption the former company was wrong in their decision?

ok o

ps dont misunderstand what i wrote: there is nothing wrong with making a mistake, everybody does at one point in their lives, its the nature of that mistake that matters. when you lie/cheat/steal and get caught, then the problem is not the fact that you got caught, the problem is your CHARACTER, and these issues will happen again and again. but if this was an unfortunate accident, then this might never happen again (unless the employee is very unlucky)

btw, if you will never employ someone that got fired then here is food for thought:
- Steve Jobs was once fired from Apple and only came back to the company 10yrs later, wouldnt you have employed this genius?!
- Walt Disney was fired from his earlier job because he "supposedly" lacked imagination.
- Oprah Winfrey was once fired from her job as a television reporter because she was supposedly "unfit for TV"
- Soichiro Honda was actually turned down from a job as an engineer at Toyota before he created his own company HONDA.
- Harland David Sanders (founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken) was going around every restaurants trying to sell his famous chicken recipe and was turned down 1009 times before one restaurant accepted it.

so just because someone may be unfit to one company, doesnt automatically mean he will be unfit for yours.

refreshrate:
Causing the loss of an employee is a negative trait last i checked, or what could possibly be heavier than that on the scale of negatives sir?

if it was an accident then NO it is not due to that persons character... now if he was drunk on the job then thats a different matter entirely!

refreshrate:
Is that right? So you'll employ someone on grounds on such in his former place of employ abi? you know he's the only one submitting cv for the position

if it was an accident then why remove it from his CV?
if it was error of judgment from his part, then also, why remove it? everybody CAN make a mistake, and so long as they learn from it, its all good. if the person is remorseful, eager to show that they can move on and improve from that accident, then so be it.

it is the negative character/traits in a prospective new employee that i would certainly run from.

9jatatafo:
Some of those seized drugs get missing from NDLEA. Some officials of NDLEA are bad. Just like those officials of CBN that diverted mutilated naira notes worth billions of naira.

yes, unfortunately this happens ALL over the world... because there are greedy/crooked people everywhere, but thats certainly aint the reason why we should stop the war on drugs/corruption.

a few months ago in France, close to 50kg of seized cocaine (worth close to €7.5millions) disappeared from the locked safe of a police station!

imagodei:
Sorry for not replying on time.
I was fired because of the job done by one of my associates and it resulted to the death (electric shock) of another staff.
In my query, I was said to have poorly supervised a job and working without work permits. Then in the dismissal letter, it was stated I was culpable for serious misconduct.

this one is a tough one but you should NOT remove it from your CV.

MrsPhyno:
why so wicked sir....

these people are happily trafficking/selling DEATH, and therefore they should have a taste of their own medicine!

blueseacats:
I wish they hire people like you, this guys will vanish in no time.

bro, if it was me, i would just walk these traffickers at the back of the airport and shoot them in the head... NO questions asked, NO expensive trials, NO prison time!

gabazin080:
iffa eer say that's what they used the money for.
Why didn't we hear anything about The $2.1 million ndlea seized from the man that the story went viral last month

bro, do you really want the NDLEA to tell these traffickers about all the tools, high tech machines and cameras used to fight drug trafficking?!

gabazin080:
I used to wonder whose pockets those seized drugs and money do end up

seized drugs are destroyed, money used in helping the fight against drug trafficking

they should have let him fly and notify the Chinese immigration... the death penalty solves these issues faster!

lonelydora:
If your dismissal is not because of theft or fighting, please add that experience and look for an excuse to back it up, when they see your job end date. You can even say because of family relocation to another state.
Good luck in your future endeavours(job hunt)

an employee is a representative of that company so i can find many reasons (other than theft/fighting) why i wouldnt employ someone... disrespectful people, people that lie, rude people, people that dont get along with colleagues, people that are always late, people that dont follow (always challenge) the rules of the company, people with bad hygiene etc

scachy:
Make it look like u resigned. And give reasonable excuse for ur resignation.

i doubt putting a lie on his CV will help his case, in the contrary.

@Imagodei
please reply to the most important question for clarification: WHY WERE YOU FIRED?!

MarvellousGod:
Cheating isn't accepted whether there's distance or not.. it's totally unacceptable, you can choose to quit rather...

But then the Op said he's still loves his wife hence still interested in the marriage. . So how does planning to meet his wife in a tricky way help salvage the marriage? That was my question. ..

Except he is no longer Interested in d marriage, I see no reason for the hook up.... Instead they should plan to bridge the gap/distance between them.. that's all....

there are a few things you have to understand here:

A) there is a HUGE difference between CHEATING and PROSTITUTION. you cant compare someone having a "fling" WITH someone who is selling her body to any animals out there. a fling could be forgiven provided that the culprit understands the wrongs in her actions (aka repents) BUT being a prost.itute is on the same level as being a p0rnstar, it is NOT the same kind of dirt/soil that washes off (or is forgiven) easily!

B) LOVE isnt something you can turn off at the flick of a switch, so off course that man will possibly still love this lady after what she did (even if she had sex with his father/brother), BUT the important point here is that, at that moment, you cant let that "poisonous" love run your life, if this love makes you do what you believe aint RIGHT! thats the same kind of devilish love that makes people kill/harm others. at this particular time in his life, this man must DISREGARD all what his heart tells him to do, and instead solely listen to what his BRAIN tells him to do.

C) some of the foundations of marriage are RESPECT/TRUST/FAITHFULNESS/UNDERSTANDING/FAMILY/BOND/STRENGTH and sadly, married people doing ashewo business have NONE of that. this man will never be able to look at this woman the same way ever again; he will never be able to enjoy her the same way; he will never be able to forget what she did; he will never be able to forget how LOW she fell. the day she leaves the house alone, the husband will suspect foul play; the day she talks to any man, the husband will suspect foul play; the day they have an argument, he will throw her dirty past in her face; what kind of stressful miserable life is this?!

D) "you can lead a horse to the water but you cant force it to drink it"
the only problem here is the corrupt mind of this lady, and this man can foolishly force her into doing what HE wants her to do (aka stopping her ashewoism) BUT, the day problems of any kind arise, she will naturally go back to who she truly is: A WH0RE... and if a man happens to offer her the right "gift", her panties will fall to the floor faster than panties on prom night.

sad that some people rather pretend to be who they are not, and suffer, instead of being themselves.

AMEN!!!!

if they act as hoes, they already know they will be treated as such, and if they act PROPERLY, then they will be treated with respect.

you do NOT have to act in any movie that you are not ok with, so choose your script (if they have any) carefully, et voila!

Sharp212:
You just hit the nail on the head, that's wat I mearnt

sorry my bad, i thought you meant something else... but i work for the "ministry of men AND women affairs", lol

MarvellousGod:
What does he stand to gain??

Op, either of you should quit his or her job and move in with the other unless you want to continue playing detective. ..or none of your salaries can take care of at least two persons?

Wonder how newlyweds manage dist relationships. .

so you do believe that prostitution is what normal people get up to when in LDR?! how could anyone dismiss such an act that easily? her body/mind have been soiled and there will be NO way to clean it.

the man stand to gain FREEDOM from the demons in his life.

^^^old news again

Chinese police have detained five people after a sex video made in a Uniqlo clothing store changing room went viral online and incurred Beijing’s wrath for violating the Communist party’s “core socialist values”.

The video – shot in the fitting room of a Beijing branch of the Japanese chain – appeared on the internet and became an immediate online sensation viewed by millions.

The video’s two participants – a young man and woman whose names have not been revealed – were among five people who had since been taken into police custody, Chinese state media reported on Sunday.

“Both the man and the women in the video are in the wrong,” Liu Ning, a Chinese lawyer, told Beijing TV.
“Fitting rooms provide some level of privacy but they are still public places. This kind of behaviour in a public place is inappropriate and could even violate public security management regulations.”
Authorities have expressed disgust at the one-minute pornographic video, which China’s internet watchdog said had spread “like a virus”.

Yet for all Beijing’s anger Chinese people have largely reacted with laughter. The scene of the alleged crime has become a compulsory site of pilgrimage for selfie-taking Chinese and even some foreign tourists. T-shirts celebrating the now notorious liaison can be found on online shopping websites.

Uniqlo has denied online rumours that the video was part of a viral marketing campaign. However, Beijing police suspected “the case may possibly be a publicity stunt”, state-run China Radio International reported on Sunday.

“Gossip-style marketing is becoming increasingly common,” an editorial in the Global Times tabloid noted last week, lamenting how the internet had become a “free kingdom”.

Liu Ning, the lawyer, told Beijing TV: “Whoever posted this video online risks being accused of spreading obscenities. Publishing this video is not just a simple matter of violating other people’s privacy but could also constitute a criminal offence.”

Sharp212:
It seems you work in ministry of women affairs

the fact that you believe that this is a one gender issue, while i havent even mentionned any, is the reason why you will always fail in this issue. what i wrote is valid for men AND women

tforever:
all I can say is that you will just shoot yourself in the foot.. This products have helped lots of people so don't waste your time...do all the research you want we have nothing to hide I say that with all confidence...

MR scammer who has a cure for ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, i can never shoot myself in the foot with people like you... who are desperate for any get rich quick scam BS. any person who want to do business with you simply has to read your earlier posts to understand that you do not care about people, you are just here to defraud them with BS cure for EVERYTHING.
NONSENSE SCAMMER WHO THINK NLers ARE GULLIBLE.

you are a salesman for a supplement company who is known WORLDWIDE to sell BS OVERPRICED products (sometimes just fake aspirin/sugar pills) via a pyramid scheme, by simply adding Aloe Vera to almost all their products. the more product you sell, the more money you make, so you come here to poison the thread with a cure for everything, trying to offload your stash....

and the reason you would sell any product cheaper (name the medicine) is because it is possibly fake or out of date pills coming from India/China

see how you are telling this young man about his prostate health, as if it has any relevance to his sensitive ejacu.lation, lol!

Sharp212:
Nice one bro,just that av been contemplating on this for long....I think also boils down to the girl involved,whether she's the type that loves and can do without sex

many people do get tired of their partner after a while, but thats because they dont have the same aim in life OR now that they are sexually active, they dont try to surprise each other.

love is like a flower and you need to water it with valuable activities together in order for it to blossom. many people (men and women) go the extra mile to be with someone, and when they finally succeed, they stop and let go of the pressure while they should in fact continue. going out on dates together, wooing one another, having fun together, surprising one another, dance together, d whatever it takes to keep the momentum at its peak.

love has never been easy... and sex is really irrelevant here

asscb:
I'm shivering broff

i can fully understand you but this is THE REALITY OF NIGERIA and with the money ritual madness!!! and hopefully, after viewing this, people will be more careful with their children and loved ones... because in 9ja, a person can take your life for $250

old news:
she was forced to marry the Grozny chief of police who is an ally of Chechen warlord Ramzan Kadyrov after apparently being threatened with kidnap if she did not comply. Kheda Goilabiyeva, 17, looked despondent and at one point wept during the ceremony in the Chechen capital Grozny as the fearsome Kadyrov watched on from the crowd. She was asked three times whether she wanted to marry 47-year-old police chief Nazhud Guchigov – who already has another wife – before finally and reluctantly responding yes.

great sex can create a special bond between the lovers, can get them closer to one another, can lead an easier path to understanding being comfortable around one another... but let us be clear that if the sex is lame (for either one of them ) then it is a different story

KAI!!!!!! he also did remove something near the genitals.... madness at its peek!

asscb:
What?
Lalasticlala,please hide this post....
Lord have mercy

the OP should simply warn people on the title of the thread that there is graphic images, nothing more

oluseyiforjesus:
If u are nt married den wat u are doing is sin, since u are 27 try n get married n enjoy sex to d fullest. Tnk me later

what is "being married" gonna change about his condition? he is trying to do what is right by fixing the issue before going down the "marriage" line.