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chilewenwam:
Drawn in less than 2 hours
Sorry I doubt because there isn't pictures showing trace lines when the drawing began and the stages till completion all that is shown is a drawn portrait.
Yes, He may have drawn it but drawing it there in less than 2 hours is a NO

QuietHammer:
What is their work IN THE CHURCH?

NtoAkwaIbom:
na una type dey buy bad blood for other IGBO people... so all those pocket money wey people dey send na him u go carry go compete with d money wey Dangote dey get from him cement factories across Africa or na him come big pass money wey Adenuga dey make from him glo telecom across west Africa ?
this una "We are better than every other person" mumu lifestyle go buy una genocide one day...

Alphasoar:
I want to know something oh, how did Tekno get 2.5m Instagram followers while Paul Psquare has just 1.6m. How did it happen.

It is no big deal but am just curious oh!!!

#Udo

Opakan2:
Why so serious and pained?

Moreover it's not in our nature as Yorubas to visit hostile lands where you can't make headway in life due to tribalism or where they eat people as delicacy.

The lifestyle there is too primitive for a sophisticated and educated fellow like me. I can only go overseas if atal I want to have a change of environment.
Hope that answers your question?

Opakan2:
They never look back or bother to check the real status of their mud rich enclave.

It's the lies they feed them online they follow. I bet 90% of them can't live in Aba or Onitsha for a month. It's cities like Lagos, Jos etc. they all want to stay.

I do pity them alot.

illitrate:
Youngest major.

fraudbad:
I've heard multiple times "ONLY THE IGBOS ARE GOOD AT BUSINESS".
I also heard "THE IGBOS CONTROL THE ECONOMY OF THIS NATION".
To be sure, i checked the forbe list for top business men in Africa.
Instead of placing an igbo man on top of the list, i saw an hausa man(Dangote). I went a little further, hoping to see igbo names on the list. The result is "heartbreak". I saw six(6) Yoruba names following Dangote closely.
Isn't this injustice TOO?
Please, somebody should go and delete those names and put igbo names there.
We have been told that hausas are beggars and yorubas are lazy; so, delete their names and put igbo names there. Don't you know the Igbos are everything in this country?

nurey:
I didn't bash Innoson nor soiling their name, I won't gain anything in doing that. I simply said the truth, Innoson is a car assembly plant not a manufacturing plant, both are different.

A manufacturing plant would have a greater percentage of in house components, designed and tested to meet specifications. They don't need to make 100% of the components but a greater % is their intellectual property.

An assembly plant doesn't manufacturer anything they just buy components bolt them together and sell it.

Daslim180:
Funny, my opinion on for this post, I think Abia State needs a feeble-minded luncheon voucher supremacrist because of the lobby. A glaucoma baroque decadence exactitude is causing hydrophobia. Hence my isthmus resurgence scabbard trapezoid needs a voluptuous spastic person. In order to prognosticate proficiency we orient zeppelin. Unless you want it to be an oblivion case, that means literally iridescent for the exponential deciduous of this page to be frolic.
What do you guys think??

staytravel:
Honestly, I think Igbo women are the most beautiful in Nigera.
https://68.media.tumblr.com/bf528f6239a306b186aa1125a1d828a8/tumblr_ow6ntwR5u01vzsqmzo2_400.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5mIj3tnzqM

HORLADSTAR:
Na my younger sister be dat

Oliviaxx:
haaaa.mogbe! no details, no burial arrangements nothing nothing. the person that made that poster must be very high

edunwablog:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/owners-of-arms-import-firm-uncovered.html

abdelrahman:
Potopoto republic.

Rossikki:
Shut the fck up you criminal. Where were you and your ilk when Goodluck Jonathan was in power? Why was there no agitation for secession? When TOTAL corruption and looting was the order of the day?

Fcking tribalist hypocrite. Oil thief. Come carry make we see. Bastards. Just secede with your Igbo states, cos if you dare touch our Nigerian delta, you will be slaughtered like the bunch of criminals and thieves you are.

blaqoracle:
yes! It is pay back time for the Igbo. What you wish others is what you get. When Jonathan Good luck was in power, the Igbo held sway, they were in strategic position in power, from the chief of army staff to minister of finance, from petroleum to aviation, from stock exchange director to energy. Every complaint by other Nigerians were brushed aside by the popular axion:" we are only writing the wrong of the past".
The Igbo were at the forefront of pushing Jonathan in declaring a state of emergency in the three northeastern states: borno, Adamawa and yobe. Chief of army staff, ihiejerika, an Igbo man precised over the whole massacre of over two thousand people at baga, with the pretext of crushing book haram. General shuwa was diabolically killed, a death book haram never claimed responsibility, an attack on buhari, book haram never claimed responsibility. All these ipob agitation is an attempt by Igbo to cover up their past atrocities. Unfortunately for them, they dealing with hausa-Fulani, an ethnic group that never forget.in fact they trained to remember.
As long as Nigeria continues to use naira, Igbo can never rule Nigeria because naira simply mean NEVER ALLOW IGBO RULE AGAIN.

NEHLIVE:
Over 45, 000 Zulu maidens successfully went through virginity testing in their districts throughout the province participated in the annual Reed Dance (Umkhosi Womhlanga) which started at the Enyokeni Palace of King Goodwill Zwelithini on Friday, September 8.
Virginity testing (ukuhlolwa kwezintombi ) is an ancient Zulu tradition that is regarded as an important rite of passage to womanhood.


http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/virgin-maidens-expose-their-boobs-at-the-reed-dance-in-south-africa

Smartixy:
So you mean say no be every girl I see for club be real girl?

Throwback:
While he is tracing his roots to an African tribe, he should be informed that the very same African tribe suffers inferiority complex and have been begging to be accepted as Jews.

It ended in a disgraceful rejection of the wannabes who have no pride of their own African heritage.

omenkaLives:
First off, I have never been ashamed to say Ortom is a failure. But that aside, what the fvck has this got to do with him? How is it his responsibility to fix a federal road? Even if it were, how do we blame a man for a natural mishap? In addition, we all know this is all too common an occurrence in Potor Republic. For every one such erosion in the middle belt, there's a thousand in Potor Republic.

This is one of the reasons Potor Pigs and Idiots would always stand out in any stupidity contest.

The only time you see them get excited is when people experience a tragedy, especially death. Regardless, their own tragedy is the worst of all- Raw undiluted and omnipresent foolishness. Little wonder why you'd find them licking the urine of a lucky scum like Nnamdi Mavrodi Kanu.

Sunnynwa:
Is she obese?

See earlier thread https://www.nairaland.com/4027935/never-met-independent-woman-dates

omenkaLives:
Yet too couldn't ask much as site the instances under this administration you talking about so we can compare.

Smh.

omenkaLives:
Good evening all.

It is no longer news that ex President Goodluck Jonathan indirectly took a swipe at the current administration in response to her plans to clamp down on inflammatory and hate speeches that seem to have become the norm on our social media space. His comments suggested that during his regime Nigerians enjoyed freedoms only comparable to those obtainable in the most advanced countries, especially in the West.

Especially, his fans and supporters had a field day doing what they do best, trying to turn history in its head, just like Jonathan himself, in total disregard for truth and recorded history!

Their conduct was appalling and shocking to say the least.

For some of us, there can be nothing more scandalous than this for we know and will not, in the blink of an eye, forget how oppressive and repressive that regime was. The only credit those of us old and shrewd enough to recollect the past can give to Jonathan as regards respect for democratic freedoms and principles is his concession of defeat in a contest in which he was beaten roundly and squarely.

Let no one be deceived, his acceptance of defeat was as much a favour to Nigeria as it was to himself. He sure knew what might have been had he done otherwise.

Now, let us take a trip down memory lane and peel some skin off "FREEROM ICON" Jonathan, and see just how deserving of the title and accolades he truly is:

Come with me:

1. Governors Forum Crises (2013): A lot of political pundits insist this marked the beginning of Jonathan downfall, forget his crass incompetence.

In a simple election involving 35 participants and two contestants, Jonathan's interference saw to it that this more or less political pressure group was fractured beyond redemption resulting in the formation of the PDP Governors Forum chaired by his stooge Godswill Akpabio and another faction of the forum chaired by his preferred candidate who lost in the contest, Jonah Jang.

The election whose video went rival at that time due to its outcome saw Amaechi pulling 19 votes while Jonah Jang pulled 16. Democrat Jonathan insisted Jang won the election and recognised him as the Chairman of the forum giving rise to the much publicised PDP arithmetics where 16 is greater than 19.

This set the precedence for the scenarios that played out in Rivers and Ekiti Houses of Assembly while our "Hero" stood idly by, giving a tacit nod to the obvious anomalies as state police were used to suppress the opposition.

www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-endorses-gov-jangs-faction/

2. APC National Leader Harassed by the Military: During the heat of the campaigns, keeping faith with their doctrine of hounding and intimidating opposition figures, Bola Tinubu had his house placed under surveillance by the military when he wasn't indicted for any federal offence. The national leader responded to this in a manner that set social media on fire, placing a banner in front of his house that seemingly pointed the military where they should be looking- Sambisa.

leadership.ng/news/411334/military-places-tinubu-surveillance

3. Journalists Harassed and Newspapers Confiscated: This was one of the greatest assaults on freedom of speech we witnessed under Jonathan. It was a crackdown reminiscent of the dark days of the Khaki Boys.

Hundreds of papers with publications critical of the government's handling of national issues were confiscated and destroyed. Same guys who supported the actions of the government then screamed blue murder when reports circulated the press that Buhari had barred AIT from covering his activities.

www.premiumtimesng.com/news/162255-nigerian-military-goes-berserk-blocks-newspapers-distribution-abuja-lagos.html

dailypost.ng/2014/06/06/soldiers-seize-thousands-leadership-nation-vanguard-newspapers-friday-edition/

www.punchng.com/news/military-sss-seize-destroy-major-nigerian-newspapers/

4. APC Office Raided: This was another very dark
day in our democratic experience and marked an upsurge in the use of state security agents to harass and gag the opposition. Under the guise of carrying out an investigation, offices of the opposition were raided with computers and other instruments confiscated and destroyed. It was one of the lowest points of the DSS and somewhat signalled its complete evolution into an arm of the PDP.

The DSS at a press conference displayed items "discovered" at the office during the raid and they were computers, hard drives and other electronic accessories- hell it was a data centre!! Were they expecting to find chopsticks and stoves

www.naij.com/329843-lagos-apc-office-stormed-by-dss-soldiers-data-confiscated.html

dailyindependentnig.com/2014/11/apc-office-raid-dss-releases-list-recovered-items/

5. Buhari's Plane Barred from Landing: Another shameful incident where a plane conveying opposition bigwigs (then), including her flag bearer, on a campaign trail was refused landing rights in Makurdi and they had to return to Abuja. My question is, what if there wasn't sufficient fuel to take them back to Abuja as they made the u-turn mid-air?? Your guess is as good as mine.

www.vanguardngr.com/2014/11/buharis-aircraft-barred-landing-makurdi-airport/

saharareporters.com/2014/11/26/buharis-jet-barred-landing-makurdi

6. Protesters and Senator Shot in Rivers: Another gut wrenching incident that demonstrated the partisan nature of our security apparatus under ex president Jonathan. In a continuation of the government's crackdown on the opposition, citizens who were on a peaceful protest in Rivers state were shot at with live and rubber bullets and a Senator was hit twice in the chest. Thankfully, he
survived and a serious crises was averted.

www.vanguardngr.com/2014/01/rivers-crisis-senator-abe-shot-flown-london/

7. APC Women Protesters Teargassed: This was another horrid incident that demonstrated the ex president's disdain for opposition and civil liberties.

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/police-fire-tear-gas-at-apc-women-protesters-in-rivers/

8. Jonathan Orders Withdrawal of Speaker's Security Detail: Arguably the most vicious assault on our democracy by the ex president. This much publicised incident that needs no introduction earned the ex president (and deservedly so) local and international disrepute and condemnation. People had started to see him as the worst civilian dictator in the country's history. If you ask me, this incident drove the last nail into the coffin of Jonathan's 2015 ambition.

leadership.ng/news/388651/jonathan-orders-withdrawal-tambuwals-security-details

www.channelstv.com/2014/10/30/tambuwals-security-details-withdrawn/

www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/170346-jonathan-orders-withdrawal-of-tambuwals-security-details.html

9. Soldiers shoot to disperse protesters in Ojota, Lagos as secret police raids CNN's office: Here's another account of Jonathan's "tollerance" for freedom and human rights. We can all remember that administration's response to Occupy Nigeria protests except of course we want to be deliberately forgetful.

http://saharareporters.com/2012/01/16/soldiers-shoot-disperse-occupy-protesters-lagos-nigerian-secret-police-raids-cnns-office


These are but a few events the Mr Freedom subjected Nigerians to. Indeed it would be a herculean task convincing people of sound minds as to the propriety of referring to Mr Jonathan as a protector and promoter of freedoms in this country.

Thanks for reading.

Businessideas:
This is not the beginning of nollywood,this ignorance has to stop.
This beautiful film at best is the beginning of the English-Igbo genre of Nigerian films coming several decades after the Baba Sala,Ade Love,Hubert Ogunde etc of Nollywood.
This is how history is being corrupted and centuries later people will be parading different history of the same country.O ga o.
Even Nollywood itself is older than Kenneth Okonkwo himself.

hakeem4:
Nigeria cannot go the way of Rwanda jare all these October1 treats are just for fun jare

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Sorry oooo @ the bolded which east is he from, abi is there another east in Nigeria that we don't know of, because I'm new to this your Nigeria

AlwaysPad:
Yorubas are too smart and educative to live among these Almajiri assassins and Pig drug brothers from that other region. It is high time we let go since we are the bond making this country full of animals one.

With all the sufferings and hunger these Almajiris undergo on daily basis in their northern region, they still want to die to this yeye Presido that is already dead at old age

Oduduwa Republic would have to build a great defensive wall on our boarders just like Trump's vision against Mexico. By the time these people and the Drug Biafra Republic realizes our hidden oyel, golds and so many mineral resources in the SW (to mention few in order to avoid them heart-attack), they'd start masturbating parasitically into our region.

Oduduwans are known to be the most peaceful and successful tribe in Nigeria blessed with abundant mineral resources which 80% are still yet to be exploited, but surrounded by regions of drug dealers and human killers. We must ban our neighbouring countries after secession because they are drug dealers and killers.

We are in no hurry to achieve it. We know how to play it diligently by the books not by employing pigs as miscreants.

Just chill, watch, and see.

alizma:
Charly boy be like, na which kind wahala I come put myself now, if I go back lagos people go say I no get liver, if I stay here who know watin go happen next?

Boc007:
1. Focus: I started having good focus with high and stable attentiveness to discussions. Unlike before I could pretend listening to someone having any discussion with me but my mind would be, "please try and end the topic I need to go to a private place and think of what matters to me(jack off)."

2. Social: My social life started making sense, I always felt like going out on a daily basis. I try to be funny when I discuss with people and lively, it's like I'm loved by everyone and vice verse. Unlike before, I hid my self constantly, loved thinking and being alone. If I managed to go out, i tend to develop shyness when anyone passed by and if a lady walked close I used to have plenty thoughts and acted like a seriously confused fellow(should I look at her, or I should snub her) and my face will be like )

3. Freak: a month later, I started feeling like a freak, each time I walk across a lady, only one thing comes to my mind. I always feel like talking to her and briefly tell her "hello how are you? Please can I have sex with you" The thought of having sex became so climax, that I could stay on my bed and try to flip my waist, hold firm and remember that with time it will stop. One of my motivation is that (there is a man who wants to force me to do what I don't want(devil) and he is right there) as soon as I remember that, I just control myself again)

4. IQ: few months later I noticed my IQ increased. My brain is now connecting easily.I remember things fast and it makes me happy, I always feel like going back to school again knowing fully well that I can compete with the best student because my brain is now becoming super-fast. I could see the future and so motivated to walk up to a guy and say "hi, I have not mastubated for like few months now, how about you?" . Unlike before, you could tell me something just now and I will forget it within two minutes even if I say it repeatedly, when I needed to use at the time it matters, I just forget it and say " can't remember for now"

5. Sound health: yes , I started building good muscles, just small push ups daily I noticed how fast my body started responding. I could walk and smile, feeling so good. I could relate with anyone's mind and say "hey whats up? I know you notice how huge I'm becoming" I always feel like the boss.

6. Movies: This is one heck of a problem for me. Ones I see an actress, I always feel like, wow "I wonder how this lady will look like when naked". The only advantage is that, I can now finish a movie without fast fowarding it to the sexual part. Many people watched Spartacus but not everyone understands or even knows the storyline. All I did when I watched it during my mastubating hour was to forward and play, rewind and play it where it matters to me (sex) , right now, I hate seeing such movie.

7. Spiritual life : It's more like God loves my move and I have settled with him on that part. I always feel happy to pray. Even when I noticed I did something wrong, in my prayers I just relate easily and feel like "oh I am no longer a masturbator , it's very easy now to be forgiven" . Unlike before, mastubating even makes me to forget prayer points and missed going to church services.

8. Strength: I could stay awake for long without any desire to sleep. I always feel like, wow, my body has not relaxed I'm ok and its like i just woke. Before, I only felt like " It's two hours already, I'm having headache, I need to sleep to gain back strength"

9. Sleep : My sleep has been terrible. I hardly sleep at night. I always feel like, if I masturbate I will sleep before I know it. My thought will be like, "I need a girl here on my bed, Shitt, what am I saying? Yeah, I need my friend with her boobs right now I can start holding her butt. Shitt what I'm I saying? Oh o, I want to fvck... Jizz! Shitt!! fvck me" that's how it was until sleep comes unaware.

10. Bed wet. As a teen, I never had "wet dream.” I wasn’t sure I believed that other people were having them, but during this experiment I had my first one. They are not enjoyable and they wake you long before you actually have to get up. It also feels like your body telling you that you need to go masturbate. In the end, the whole experiment had good and bad results but if you’re hoping for a change in your life, its worth it...

enemyofprogress:
I said I tooked A1 in mathematics. You what did you took?

enemyofprogress:
I tooked A1 in Mathematics too