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Events › Re: Female Mourner Twerks On Top Of A Casket During Funeral Procession (video) by MrGerald(m): 11:14am On Jun 06, 2018
CastedAyo:
A viral video shows a female mourner twerking on top of a casket during a funeral procession.

In the video shared online, mourners clad in white and black mourning garb are seen dancing and singing on both sides of the casket. Soon, a young female mourner walks up to the casket and begins twerking beside it to the amusement of onlookers.

However, their amusement turns to alarm when she climbs the coffin and sits astride it, then begins twerking. Other mourners screamed a warning and tried to pull her down but she held on firmly and kept twerking, until someone pushed her down, sending her tumbling to the floor.

Watch video below;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB8GvrNGlUs


Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/06/female-mourner-twerks-on-top-of-a-casket-during-funeral-procession-video.html
She over mourned the money they paid her.
Travel › Re: Ifesinachi, Chisco, Others Report Ambode To Osinbajo by MrGerald(m): 11:08am On Jun 05, 2018
afroniger:
huh The state government even provided them with an alternative yet they are still complaining. Sho! If they insist on not relocating to Ojota, they should consider Onitsha. Either way they are fighting a losing battle. Nobody or group can stop the itesiwaju of Eko.
You think it's only in Lagos they have offices? they have modern parks all over the major cities and towns across the country, leave that cave for once in your life you no gree, tufiakwa!!!
Romance › Re: Visiting My Fiancee's Parents For The First Time, What Should I Buy For Them? by MrGerald(m): 2:01pm On Jun 02, 2018
Orubebe01:
Both of us are from the eastern part of the country. I want to visit her parents next week and that is going to be my first meeting with them, am confused on what to buy for them. Please kindly help your brother suggest the best thing to get for them. thanks.

cheesy
Buy them a duplex, I na-alu nwanyi..
Crime › Re: Man Stabs Couple’s Only Child To Death Over N200 In Anambra by MrGerald(m): 12:01pm On Jun 02, 2018
Based:
Ayam tlying to undanstandin. De sed bottulu; i saw knife, de sed igbo guy; i saw ALI. De sed notolious gangstal; i saw a guy taking selfie. Hmm.. Igbo-hausa amaka.!
The ALi has a different pronunciation and meaning...
Politics › Re: N4bn Port Facilities Decay In Onitsha 5 Years After by MrGerald(m): 9:19am On Jun 01, 2018
Bolustical:
Open up the ports in the east and see if Lagos will not be paralysed!!!

Now they have it but they prefer to die in Lagos ports

BTW, the LOW PATRONAGE is the fault of the ABOKIS & AFONJAS
These people are funny!!!
Do what is right then and you'll see, of course river niger need to be drained, you don't know anything
Education › Re: Four-storeys Elementary School With Race Track On The Rooftop In China(Photos) by MrGerald(m): 9:03am On Jun 01, 2018
China think they can build anything they wish.. Ok nah, Op is three and not four-storeys
Family › Re: Meet Fortune Ibe, The Tallest 15 -Year-Old Teenager In Nigeria by MrGerald(m): 8:57am On Jun 01, 2018
meobizy:
5'07". 218lbs.
That boy needs to eat. He's too skinny.
Shatap, he's still a young boy and will grab
Crime › Re: Robber Who Tried To Steal Car Near Diamond Bank In Awka Caught by MrGerald(m): 3:26pm On May 31, 2018
dainformant:
A notorious car snatcher/thief met his Waterloo following a failed robbery operation in Awka, Anambra state. According to reports, the suspected thief was apprehended by officers of the Nigeria Police Force while trying to make away with a Toyota Camry Car around Diamond Bank Expressway.

He was beaten mercilessly by the security operatives and later taken into custody.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/05/robber-nabbed-while-trying-to-steal-car-near-diamond-bank-in-awka-photos.html
Uniformed men, they don see food grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Equating Islam To Terrorism Is Foolish - Pope Francis by MrGerald(m): 6:21pm On May 30, 2018
FriendNG:
Pope is a terrorist APC and Propaganda grin grin

Who even take Roman Catholic serious.


Pigs must always cry

Demmzy15
No, you won't take them serious because you're blind and miserable
Sports › Re: Barcelona Legend Iniesta Leaves Barca,joins Japanese Club Vissel Kobe(pics) by MrGerald(m): 10:46am On May 26, 2018
oshe11:
Young?


Btw John Terry and Iniesta who is older?
I'm not talking about their age, Iniesta is a football god where Terry dey
Sports › Re: Barcelona Legend Iniesta Leaves Barca,joins Japanese Club Vissel Kobe(pics) by MrGerald(m): 4:16pm On May 24, 2018
oshe11:
This guy is a LEGEND, though John Terry scored more goals than he did but his influence on the pitch can't be exaggerated
It is an insult to mention John Terry in the same line with Iniesta, unless you're too young?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Mordi Arrested For Propagating Hate Speech In Lagos by MrGerald(m): 1:18pm On May 08, 2018
Harbdulrasaq:
Police in Lagos have arrested a 35-year-old pastor, Chris Mordi, of the Miracle of Fires Ministry, Langbasa, Ajah, Lagos, for allegedly propagating hate speech in the state.

The Commissioner of Police in the state, Edgal Imohimi, disclosed this to newsmen, stressing that the suspect was arrested on May 5 at Ado Road, Langbasa area of Ajah in Lagos.

Edgal said that the Pastor was arrested allegedly while in possession of an inciting publication titled: “Beware of Catholic Women Organisation (CWO) and Knights of the Catholic for they are occultic.”

He said that the pastor had invited his church members for a programme where he was to make a public pronouncement on the issue before the publications were intercepted on May 5.

he said.

He said that the clergyman would be charged to court for alleged hate speech and religious intolerance.

NAN


http://newshelm.ng/lagos-pastor-nabbed-for-propagating-hate-speech/
A wrong way or tactics to start promoting his church, because if he say anything against the mother church that'd be the end of his church, they can never grow or extinguish
Crime › Re: Fake And Expired Drugs In Anambra Recovered By Police (Pictures) by MrGerald(m): 12:51pm On May 04, 2018
Poocelebs:
@APROKOGIRL



BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/4619/police-recover-large-quantity-of-fake-and-expired-drugs-in-anambra-see-pictures/

cc; lalasticlala

https://aprokogirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/instablog9ja_4_5_2018_7_41_25_770.jpg
Op must you copy and paste this news over and over again from the one they've shared here? what are you insinuating?
Celebrities › Re: Davido’s Porsche Gift To Chioma Is Second Hand & 20 Million Not N45M - Herald.Ng by MrGerald(m): 9:18pm On May 02, 2018
Drchristian:
The girl no fine like Davido... na real juju be this like some people say.

Why do Igbo girls love Yoruba men so much? cuz in my area na Yoruba men they prefer mostly.
Na your Yoruba men dey die for igbo girls, them dey use am as bet who go fit get igbo girl, whereby spending their hard earned peanut salaries on these igbo girls
Agriculture › Re: Yoruba Man & A Graduate Turns Cattle Rearer (Photos) by MrGerald(m): 8:43pm On May 02, 2018
LasgidiOnline:
Oluwafemi Solademi is a graduate of Olabisi Onabanjo University with a Bachelor’s degree in Computer Science.

He owns and rears eight cows with numerous sheep. He currently operates a private ranch at his Ibadan residence.

When asked the reason for venturing into cattle rearing, Femi declared, “I observed Yoruba people are not really into cattle rearing, so as a Yoruba, I have decided to make a difference in Nigeria”. He further stated that during his NYSC days,he made friends with some cattle rearers from whom he learnt a lot of things about cows, which eventually piqued his interest in cattle rearing.

Here is a photo-documentary on Oluwafemi Solademi by Omnivisuals.

See more photos below...
https://www.lasgidionline.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/DSC_0309.jpg
https://www.lasgidionline.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/DSC_0169.jpg
https://www.lasgidionline.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/DSC_0277-2.jpg
https://www.lasgidionline.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/DSC_0253.jpg

https://www.lasgidionline.com.ng/2018/05/computer-science-graduate-turns-cattle-rearer.html
And his cows are very skinny
Romance › Re: Chiamaka Obuekwe 'Social Prefect' Dumps Husband, Aniefiok Ntai 10 Weeks After by MrGerald(m): 5:04pm On Apr 29, 2018
Uyiii:
Lol, this isn't funny sha, but I am really forcing myself not to tear out in laughter right now.
okay I give up, can't hold anymore, I need to let it out; hahahahahahahahahahahahahacheesycheesycheesygringrintonguecheesycheesy

Another pained feminist advocate loading, watch out!!!
she might be the next to question and query Michelle Obama for fulfilling her wife and motherly obligations diligently.

Ehyaa, a tour guide and a social media perfect, but couldn't guide and perfect your marriagehuh
what a perfect guidance you arecheesy

Anyways, this is a very subtle advice and an eye opener to everyone, the babes precisely, that not every image painted in social media, not every rosy and lovey dovey slammed on our faces in social media is true in reality.
In fact, social media has so disconnected us from reality. We now talk to our gadgets instead of humans around us.
Okay today is Sunday, we suppose to be spending quality time with our families, but instead we see Nwaamaikpe and donstan18 dragging NL front pages upandan to speak their yeye English.
All of us dey crase shacheesy

P.s: what made me laugh so hard was when she said she's married to Jesus and she's sexy in the eyes of Jesus. Lol, she wants to seduce Jesuscheesy

Like wtf madame married to Jesus, Jesus is married already. please go back to your husband and leave Jesus alone.
Jesus said worship Him, you want to toast and date Jesus? all this feminist otondo shacheesy

Ref; Tonto dikeh and Churchill season one.
Prefect not perfect
Celebrities › Re: 1m Followers Unfollow American Rapper, Kanye West For Supporting Trump by MrGerald(m): 1:25pm On Apr 29, 2018
MovicVibe:
Kanye West is known for his bold statements, but it seems his latest comments about President Trump may have ruffled a few feathers. 1 million to be precise.

Earlier the rapper had shared a message of support for the controversial leader of the US during a nine-hour tweeting marathon in which he declared that no one could make him “not love” Trump.

However, his declaration of love for Trump has seen his followers dip by a whopping 1 million as fans appear to be hitting the unfollow button over his political stance.


The 40-year-old had almost 28 million followers when he first tweeted:-

“You don’t have to agree with Trump but the mob can’t make me not love him. We are both dragon energy. He is my brother.”

But minutes later after the president then retweeted the post to his own feed with the message “Thank you Kanye, very cool!” his number had dwindled to just 27 million.

http://www.movicvibe.com/1-million-followers-unfollow-american-rapper-kanye-west-within-10-minutes-see/
Lies and unverified... it was 10million that unfollowed him
Literature › Re: Fredrick Nwabufo: Chimamanda Adichie Will Lead Women To ‘Hell’ by MrGerald(m): 6:04pm On Apr 24, 2018
donstan18:
Why should I be bothered over this when I know that feminism won't and can never exist in Nigeria.

It's allowed to exist on social media, but not in reality in my country.

Why did she use social media means to seek Hillary Clinton's attention? cheesy, she should have traveled to USA to question her facially.
She asked her face to face my friend
Politics › Re: 2nd Niger Bridge Now Subject Of Politics, Insult To Ndigbo, Rights Group Laments by MrGerald(m): 5:27pm On Apr 24, 2018
tribalmall:
... and how many Yoruba have you seen wailing n lamenting about this ? The reason why one must point out your hypocrisy before it destroy your tribe. Any one with a functional brain knows who the real hypocrites are, even the deluded ones among your tribesmen know this. How you do not is rather baffling or probably you are just trying to hide the truth glaring to everyone.
Now you're seeing it like Igbo project, something the country is building for it's self? We should all forget it Nigeria is not and will never work.
Politics › Re: Why Jonathan Is Responsible For Dividing Nigeria Not Buhari - Keyamo by MrGerald(m): 6:21pm On Apr 21, 2018
itsdumebi:
@POLITICSNGR

Human rights lawyer and newly appointed Strategic Communications DG for the Muhammadu Buhari 2019 presidential campaign, Festus Keyamo has said that President Buhari did not divided Nigeria along ethnic and religious lines.

He disclosed that the division started during President Goodluck Jonathan's time in power, adding that Jonathan used it during the 2015 election campaign period. He told Sun;

"In 2015, you saw that this country was divided by the North/South sentiments and the Christians/ Muslim sentiments. Who made it happen?

In 2015, who used religion to campaign? Certainly not Buhari, he did not go to mosque publicly begging Imams and praying in the Mosque, lying down before Imams to bless him and tell their followers to vote for him. He (Buhari) did not do that, so when you say the country is more divided, is it as a result of him? Certainly no. It was because of the dynamism of the politics that brought him into office; the politics of that time under former President Goodluck Jonathan.

But luckily for us, God is a kind God, because you know what? On 2019, those people who preached evil against the Hausa – Fulani, those who told their people that these people are not good, those who told their people not to vote for Hausa /Fulani people because they have a mentality of born to rule, these are the same people that have zoned their presidential ticket to the North now.

So you know what? They will now go back to the same people that they preached hatred against to undo what they did. They will now see themselves cap in hands, with shame on their faces, they will go back to their people and say, the Hausa/ Fulani are not too bad, let us vote for them. And on that day, their people will question their integrity, but you told us in 2015 that the Hausa/ Fulani are not good people, why did you give your ticket to them now?"

https://politicsngr.com/jonathan-divided-nigeria-not-buhari-keyamo/
None of them is intelligent the way they talk sha...
Politics › Re: Aisha Wakil Alkali Speaks Igbo As The Mama Boko Haram Is Interviewed By BBC Igbo by MrGerald(m): 9:42am On Apr 06, 2018
ArmedRobber:
shut up!! oniro osi . northerners that cannot speak English started speaking igbogrin it is easier for an average northerner to speak French ,Yoruba than igbo
There are more Northerners that speak Igbo than Yoruba because they're more closer to Igbo, except few that reside in Lagos, you must be living in a cafe in Ogbomoshe.
Celebrities › Re: Mike Ezuruonye's Impersonator Arrested By EFCC (Photos) by MrGerald(m): 2:47pm On Mar 27, 2018
westlius:
But wait o he looks like Mike true tru
They were using his pictures and videos, you can project a recorded video to a person, when he/she accept the cam he or she will think he's seeing the real person
Culture › Re: Isi Agu - An Igbo Identity by MrGerald(m): 1:59pm On Mar 27, 2018
aleeyus:
you mean?
You should be ashamed yourself you ugly looking specie..
Properties › Re: Eko Atlantic Growth Continues by MrGerald(m): 7:18am On Mar 26, 2018
timilehing:
Developers should take credit for this lipsrsealed
The first occupant was a developer
Politics › Re: Man Exhumes His Late Parents' Remains In Owerri Due To Road Expansion. Photos by MrGerald(m): 6:25am On Mar 26, 2018
And there's a ghost in the first picture sef
Car Talk › Re: Oluwo Of Iwo's Innoson Car Spotted In UNILAG (Photos) by MrGerald(m): 9:58am On Mar 21, 2018
Umartins1:
Ehn Ehn? I don't know o. What's this one's name?
You don't know, are you new in this country? Chinese people also dey do am
Travel › Re: 7 Things I Learned Traveling Round South-west Nigeria by MrGerald(m): 5:47pm On Mar 19, 2018
Op you have mouth to talk because you returned with your head still on your body
Travel › Re: 7 Things I Learned Traveling Round South-west Nigeria by MrGerald(m): 5:44pm On Mar 19, 2018
ModsWillKillNL:
Good
@Obalorla
Some places in Ondo state are about 8 to 9 hours away from Lagos.
You must be riding on a horse
Education › Re: Jummat: Muslim Group Threatens To Disrupt WAEC Examinations by MrGerald(m): 6:17pm On Mar 16, 2018
Hashimyussufamao:
Keep shut for life!!!

Matthew 10:34
“Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword.

Psalm 144:1
Blessed be the LORD, my rock, Who trains my hands for war, And my fingers for battle;


Exodus 22:20
"Whoever sacrifices to any god other than the LORD must be destroyed.


LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED MORE. BRAINWASHED KOOK!!
Had all these quotes you mentioned here been added in quaran with the existing ones, I guess the whole muslim countries would be ravaging in war without cease, thank God for Christians understanding
Education › Re: Jummat: Muslim Group Threatens To Disrupt WAEC Examinations by MrGerald(m): 6:13pm On Mar 16, 2018
Hashimyussufamao:
To all the religious maniacs weeping above me, you weren't at fault. Had it been WAEC takes place on Sundays not only that, it coincides with Sunday worship hours let's see if you biased psychopaths will keep mute!! #Nitwits
Why should it be on a Sunday in the first place? a day designed to worship the true and only God, in Gregorian calendar, they should go and rest.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 14th March 2018 by MrGerald(m): 6:06pm On Mar 16, 2018
Ojuororun:
you are fool sir.
Are we fighting, are you Ok, you called me fool?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 14th March 2018 by MrGerald(m): 7:56am On Mar 15, 2018
Arondizuogu:
This match has shown that Barca is a good team but not that good. This Barca team is not that good, but Chelsea is something else. Barca should pray that they don't meet City or Bayern.. They are playing not so well.
Willian is Chelsea's best player, that hazard cannot win world best.. over rated pompous shit. Abeg make Friday reach make we see draw abeg..
It depend on the approach they took, knowing very well both teams needed to win, or at least a goal to progress, in a normal day they won't play like that

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