₦airaland Forum

How they buried English language should be the main topic here...

Are they using all these 'formers' for ritual

Why be say na only ex-ex-ex dey die?

What happens to the current ones?

Why are they not dying, too?

100k for people that would still bear transportation cost from the salary...

Transportation alone would gulp ur 100k within a month if ur workplace is not close to ur residence...

How do people survive with 100k salary in this present economy

Omoh, una dey try oooh...

This is why olosho won't stop till the end of time...

When they know say the 100k can be made from 5 dicks and also comes with pleasure (sex action) with no capital invested... And this can be covered in 2 weeks...

Even a lowest-budgest olosho go make ur 100k as net savings in 4 weeks...

And these stupid politicians are raking in millions of naira on weekly basis...

Una dey suffer and dey smile...

This one no be ebi npawa oh...

Na "ófun gbé wa ooh" be this...

It beats me when I hear that some man somewhere is sleeping with another man's wife...

Like, what tha fvck!

Why would u allow another man climb on top of u as a married woman?

Why the hell?!

Fvck!

Is that how useless some of u are?!

This gender...

Na the men wey dey carry una put for house I blame...

Wallahi..

Oga go sit down somewhere...

The cultism wey u and ur stupid mates created back then is among the poison wey dey kill Nigeria till today...

Ogun kill u there with ur Nobel laureate crap...

Mumu woman...

U should have posted ur husband's image alongside, or probably put ur husband's name there and his phone number so that that olosho go know who u talking about...

U know how many people's husbands she's dating?

How she go take know the one to leave?

Wrong move...

Be a pepper seller with class and make ur money...

The way an educated individual would handle pepper business would definitely be different from the way all those mama dem dey do am... The packaging would always be different...

What's more of importance to u?

The money... The profit...

Majority of these girls don't worth ur commitment...

Just fvck 'em, pay 'em and bounce...

U can't be forming shiit in front of me when I know say dem dey fvck u...

If u want to commit urself to a girl, she must be a virgin for real...

If she ain't a virgin, bro., u be dumbo if u keeping a stupid relationship with her, except if it's a pay-as-u-go deal...

Na wetin I no dey gree be that wey Reno talk... If she ain't a virgin, don't commit urself...

Olosho plenty for outside, my niggaz...

100k wey no even reach u to carry 2 olosho for 2 nights at an average hotel...

We are really suffering in this country...

The government will do anything to keep the citizens under their feet so that we can be looking up to them and worshipping them...

Na this same thing they're doing to the police...

Police should be amongst the highest paid outfits in this country due to the nature of the job (prone to death)...

But the government will keep giving dem stipend so as to keep the police in slavery position that they will keep serving dem like puppets...

Stop voting when election time comes...

Let dem choose themselves so that Una go fit fight dem battle-to-battle...

Since slavery is some of Una fate, make Una keep on dying for the government wey dey use Una destinies dey grow their own...

Motorola

I like the part of "if god of morning say make e better for u and ur mama, god of evening no go gree..."

I always say it that most of these girls don't deserve the commitment some of u niggaz dey shower dem with...

I like the part of "if god of morning say make e better for u and ur mama, god of night no go gree..."

I always say it that most of these girls don't deserve the commitment some of u niggaz dey shower dem with...

Tinubu's zombies would be happy to have their favorite among the options...

If u like wear parchment for waist, I fvck u once, I bounce to another one...

I don't carry one olosho twice...

If I carry u twice, omoh u really was lucky...

The man is an experienced snake-catcher...

He was preventing the snake from wrapping itself around his legs...

Assuming he ignored that, the snake would have successfully formed its gripping techniques on the man and that might have made the situation worse...

More death in their cabinet...

Ogun kill the rest of Una!

So, wetin Una expect before?

Y'all have been used and dumped...

Una never see anything...

Looks more like a suicide mission...

WTF!

But unfortunately, there's no law in this country...

Nonsense nation...

All, and with nothing to show for it...

Oloriburuku president...

Ogun kill u there!

Who be this OP

U better face ur work/business and enjoy ur free life and have fun to the fullest...

U don't know what grace u have received...

DC is known for her sexual-provoking dressings...

So, it's nothing strange...

I know that one day, very soon, y'all pvssy-ass-niggas would wake up and realize that ur so-called wives are being dicked by outsiders...

Then u become aware that marriage is a total crap and has nothing to benefit u as a man...

Till then, y'all can continue with ur SIMP-o-journey...

Na wetin dey vex Sunday Igboho be say, these guys no even reach wetin u go wipe out in a day, dem come dey terrorize a whole country...

If na me get power like Igboho, I go vex more than that...

Imagine these idiots wey dey cause sleepless nights everywhere...

How many are dey?

See as dem dey even flaunt camo... Shame on military...

Na because dey get a strong backing from some of these criminal politicians...

Na only a useless country like Nigeria these guys fit dey get the effrontery to dey do anyhow...

I swear down, these guys no reach anything...

Fvcking useless country...

No solution, madam...

Hoe ti ló - e don go...

Sometimes, I dey always pray make these guys come my way...

At least, make e dey for my record say I took a soul of one criminal...

At least, one is okay...

Bastard thieves...

I don't know what u people call an evening newspaper...

To me, they all pussies and we must continue banging any available ones...

Check that!

U bought a derica of rice @900 while in ur area it's sold for @1,300....

I see no huge difference here?

How much was a derica of rice before Tinubu took over the presidency?

This is what we should be talking about?

Dead country...

Finally....

Congratulations to own very own, Onakoya...

Glo is a miserable network...

The Global Communication doesn't fit them at all...

Glo is our own in Nigeria and many of us wish to patronize our products, but is this the kind of shitty network I will be using?

Since how many years Glo has been wack, they can't find solution to their network provision ordeal, so that we can port to our own Nigerian network instead of making foreign networks richer...

I use MTN (number 1) and Airtel, since they are the better options at the moment....


Solve Glo network issues and see what the changes would look like...

They should return it to the N200/L wey dem meet am...

Criminal bastards!