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Na to go bury them and start harvesting onions in few weeks....

They look like half of the planting work has been done for u, they already make am easy for u... 😊

Make dem leave dem nah...

Ghana must go...

The only alcohol I drink is WINE (red or white)...

I don't take anything outside of wine...

I fit take spirit (whisky/brandy) if the environment warrants it... But this is once in a while...

I never tasted spirit this year, that shows how seldom I take it...

I really don't know what is in beer that some people can drink a crate of it in one sitting... I'm actually not understanding at all...

What's in beer?

Tinubu, na Ogun go kill u and ur family...

Before the end of ur tenure, death go take u away from the surface of earth...

E no go better for u, tinubu...

She's a sensible woman...

U're lucky to have such a woman as a wife...

Na wise woman dey always agree that men are promiscuous in nature and she go accept that fact without being subjective...

She no fight u... She no ask for anything else, but a lab test to be sure she's safe to have sex with u...

That's a sensible woman for me...

Bring all the circumstances together, she knows what she's doing...

She believe say u go don fvck outside, but that's not her business. She's just more concern about the safety of her health...

Just do what she asks for, then make una move on together...

She's a real woman...

Tribalism is killing majority of Nigerian youth...

Look at this one...

The 2027 that is not sure that u assholes would be alive to see...

Na Ogun go kill all of Una together!

Na Ogun go kill the president and all human beings that wear police/soldier uniforms in this country...

Thunder go fire una and tribulations shall storm una family all together!

Stupid bastards...

Anytime u see me in a club, na Olosho I go there to hunt...

I don't spend much time in a nightclub cos my intention no need me to spend much time there...

If I wan shayo or I wan get high, I do that at a nice bar...

I'm a silent sniper, my nature doesn't really match with that of the atmosphere of a nightclub...

My purpose at any nightclub is to point and kill, and I do that without wasting time...

But I can spend much time at a strip club...

It's always different...

Ned will be the second politician to make this assertion...

Small small, it will happen...

I'm having the feeling that this will be approved very soon...

Can't wait, though...

Nigeria is good at nothing...

Back in the days when all these beaches were beaching...

The restructuring of the beaches were monetary intended, that's why they've all lost the 'beachery' value...

All the beaches are choking...

I don't find going to beach interesting any more...

The last time I went for a real fun at a beach was over 10yrs ago, and that was Kuramo beach when it was still in existence...

I went to Oniru for a birthday party in 2022, damnn! It was choking...

Dem don turn everywhere into a bar and the beach feeling wasn't there...

Nigeria is good at nothing... Smh!

Na Ogun go kill that bastard DSP Bright Edafe...

I need to create an X account and start following these stupid bastards (IGP, CP, and all the criminal police men) ASAP...

Na curse I go take destroy Una lives with Una useless work wey Una dey do...

Nigeria police my foot...

Ogun kill u there!

When Nigerian government plans to borrow money, what the have in mind is the % to be looted, this is why Nigeria swims in debt...

They have looted their own share, Nigerians we suffer the rest...

Politics has no benefit, it will either bring corruption or crime, both in most cases...

Na Ogun go kill all Nigerian politicians... Akeredolu was the opener, more deaths coming to u bastards...

There's nothing sad about this news cos it was expected...

Seems death has now got time for the political criminals that are still holding positions...

More death in their circle...

Ogun kill all of una!

11 reasons to not japa, people need just one reason, and they're gone...

Otiló

U people capping a lot of Shiit about this sex of a thing...

Is it not this toto we dey fvck everyday?

There's nothing in this sex... Shiiit get down on daily basis...

This estate is in Ajelogo area of mile12...

It's just like having a beautiful face with unpleasant body shape...

Who go want live in an estate where criminals, cultists and area boys surround the area?

That area is called Akanimodo, full of deadly cultists that they kill themselves and cause unrest in the area...

Go and clear all the criminals there, bastard government...

Fvck the estate... Kill all the criminals there...

Stupid people...

God was never with any stupid politicians...

Ogun kill wike and his criminal co...

How do u people drive that they would catch up with u?

I don't care about any stupid convoy... On third mainland bridge, na who sabi drive go dey ahead...

I dey overtake dem cos I hate those stupid siren blowing around me.... If u overtake a convoy, be ready to speed as fast as u can to leave them far behind...

Once I sight convoy approaching, I increase my speed if I'm ahead...

If I meet them in the front, I maintain I distanced lane and zoom off...

Lexus ES350 get speed for leg, na who sabi race go lead...

Na how dem dey take zigzag una until dey catch up with u self?

As for me, it is racing time...

I don go...

This is normal...

I shame for men who feel their wives are strictly faithful...

Una wives are being fvcked outside, in ur absence...

This is a real nigga talkin from what I've been seeing...

U simps are pathetic...

Who even gives a fvck self?

Who come tell una say him go dey alive by then?

Make una dey dream...

When I saw hoes, I almost lost it...

Dammmmmmnnn!

Tinubu, e no go better for u and ur household...

Where is that criminal bastard called Buhari?

Anywhere u dey, na Ogun go kill u there!

Sorrow and tribulation shall befall Tinubu and his family anywhere una dey...


Bastards!

This man still dey learn...

Since I started my wayward lifestyle, I don cover far more than the number wey this man posted and I'm still going...

Well, him try sha...

Cos u can't compare someone who dey carry runs babes steady with his own style...

In a week, I dey fvck like 2 - 3 different Olosho. This one no even count to my fwb wey I dey hammer on cruise level...

Been in the game for almost 2 decades...

I have eaten Okete once in my life and I can tell that it's more delicious than majority of the meat I've eaten so far, if not all...

This animal too sweet abeg...

I will rather fvck olosho raw than put my hands in anything politics...

Na Ogun go kill all Nigerian politicians from A-Z...

E no go better for all of una together!

This small segment of a community is terrorizing, killing and kidnapping people on a daily basis and Nigeria Armed Forces are in existence...

Na small small miscreants and gamblers Nigeria army and the entire police force go dey get erection for...

Na Ogun go kill all Nigeria army and the entire security agencies of the Federal Republic of Nigeria....

Including Tinubu wey be the commander, na Ogun go kill u there!

Shameless bastards!

Tinubu, Ogun kill u there!

Sanwo-Olu, Ogun kill u there!

All of Una motherfucking Nigerian politicians from highest rank to the lowest rank, na Ogun go kill all of Una...

Una family will rot in doom and tribulation...

This year shall be filled with sorrow for all of Una....

E no go better for all of Una together!

Thank u, Jesus...

❤❤❤❤ 🙏

The only "I love u" I offer dem girls na money...


Anything other than this is a total crap...

This Asisat Oshoala babe toto go get biceps and muscles, gonna be good for serious nacking...

The OP is right...

It annoys me seeing drivers engaging in such driving habit...

Me as person, I don't like using my HB lights...

No matter where I dey go, my LB lights all the way... It's even good for training ur vision..

There was a time a friend of mine was driving us to a Bar near his street, driving with his full lights on...

When I corrected him that the lights will be distorting the visions of those driving opposite our direction, him said experienced drivers no supposed dey look directly into other car's lights, I just wire am a hot slap on his back neck from behind...

So, na u wey on ur full lights get experience abi?

Ur head is not correct... Na so I tell am...

Some of those driving on our roads didn't go to a driving school, na padi padi learning they did from their friends...

Sometimes, I would feel like coming down from my car and blast any driver wey dey on full lights when u see say u dey light someone else's vision...

Abi brain dey pain dem ni?

Illiterate drivers everywhere...