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Health / Re: COVID-19: Ganduje Wants Lockdown Obeyed, As He Makes U-Turn by MrPaul2: 11:45am On May 03, 2020
Ussycool:
How did he manage to earn this title Dr. Ganduje?

Academia or Proffessional?

He is a fool.
Its like you didn't have northerners as a class mate back then in university, most of them can't write anything but they will always have go result and end up been employed.
Lectures don't dear play nonsense with them in class not to talk of failing them. They are very hostile. We had over 18 guy from kano in my department back then. Lastly they don't drink alcohol but can take 1000g of tramadol per day
Health / Re: "Arrest Bill Gates": Americans Protest Against Bill Gates' Vaccines (Video) by MrPaul2: 10:49am On May 03, 2020
sweetmelanin:


I seriously doubt the validity of this. Anybody can claim to be anything on Nairaland.

Btw, aren't you guys tired of accusing everyone of being "conspiracy theorists"?? it's getting old and boring cheesy
Please answer this questions
1. Why is Bill Gates (a college dropout with no medical background) suddenly the spokesperson for global health?
2. Why is the vaccine (which we have no idea of it's long term effect) being pushed to be mandatory?
3. Why is Bill Gates pushing for digital identification of those who have been vaccinated (ID2020)?
4. Is Bill Gates a professional health worker or a businessman?
Politics / Re: Kano Insists On Easing of Lockdown by MrPaul2: 10:00pm On May 02, 2020
aywhy93:
FG Should Please Block and Secure All EXITS to other States that shares boundary with Kano! Then they can start easing their lockdown till it turns to 10am - 10am everyday. angry
As if you don't know Nigeria police and bribery. Its a very big problem if they don't lockdown while other states are on lockdown
Crime / Re: Ondo: Okada Rider Robs, Rapes Pregnant Woman To Coma, Goes On The Run by MrPaul2: 4:01pm On May 02, 2020
HeadNigga:
I will rather suggest he is sent to France so they can test that corona virus vaccine they wanted to test on Africans on him.

No ooo. There is probability that he will survive
Family / Re: How Can I Win My Wife's Heart Back? by MrPaul2: 12:50am On May 02, 2020
boyjo:


Even me, I shock for the reply.
You dey toast am?grin
He said he disgraced/disrespected the woman to his family members, so he should be honourable enough to apologize in their present in other to restore her dignity if he is truly sorry. She has lost her respect in that family and that count

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Family / Re: How Can I Win My Wife's Heart Back? by MrPaul2: 4:24pm On May 01, 2020
Ybaby:


You are quite a manipulator ain't you?
How do you mean? Hope you read it very well and also have sense of reasoning?

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Family / Re: How Can I Win My Wife's Heart Back? by MrPaul2: 12:14pm On May 01, 2020
Kingsleyyx:
I love my wife but I have been hurting her for years. In fact I had make her look like a devil in the eyes of my parents and siblings. I will not hide any truth from you because right now, I am trying to find a solution on how to win my wife's heart back.

I womanize a lot. I have a particular side chick that my wife is even aware of down our street. I love this girl with the whole of my heart. Anytime am with her I feel contented. I sponsored her through school with her younger brother and I also set up a provision store for her mum. I so much love this girl and infact I stopped having numerous chicks because of her. She is everything a man can wish for. She pampered me like a baby and she is an expert on how to sex a man and make him draw spits. I invested alot on this lady and never cared for the mother of my children.

The first and the last time I beat my wife was the day she called my girlfriend to insult her and I was with the girl that night. She put it on speaker. I went home and beat my wife blue black. Though I regretted my action and apologized to her.

Since then I didn't hide my extramarital affair from my wife. My girl will call and I will speak freely in the presence of my wife. She won't say pim. I wanted this girl to be pregnant but she just wouldn't be.

After, I started frustrating my wife so that she can leave the house and the girl can move in, but no matter what I did to my wife, she will never talk. I stopped having sex with her and and she never for once complained. I started taking my girlfriend to family function in place of my wife, still my wife was not affected. I siezed her shop key and gave to this girl as her graduation gift. My wife did not talk and she didn't leave my house. I planned all evils but she wasn't affected by it.

This my side chick is now pregnant with another man's. I have threatened her to abort the baby that I will forgive her and marry her, but she said am too old for her. When she and her family was collecting and spending my money, she didn't know that I am too old then.

Now am tired of fighting for someone that can never be mine. I want to face what's mine. Can you imagine that I just realised that my first born will write WAEC this year. Am so ashamed of my self. My wife has become so old and very slim. I wanted to hug her, but I don't know where to start from. It's been years we last had a physical body contact. We don't even sleep in the same room. The kids are looking at me like a stranger. I can't even crack jokes with them.

Please help me, how do I start and what should I do to win my family love back? I promise to do whatever you tell me to.

She used you and dump you when she was tired. I think you were charmed and you should be happy she released you on time, what if she released you when you have finish spending your pension money? Life will have been miserable for you though it almost same now, but you still have time to be happy.
Call a family meeting, don't tell them why, invite them all to your house kneel down in present of all and ask her to forgive you. So doing she will understand you accepted your wrong doing but you will give her a long time to heal while trying your best to please her
Science/Technology / Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by MrPaul2: 9:50am On May 01, 2020
AkpaMgbor:

I believe it said a 1000 years.
has been modified, thanks
Science/Technology / Re: 100-million-year-old “river Monster” Discovered In The Sahara (photos) by MrPaul2: 9:43am On May 01, 2020
DrBrainstorm:
Acoording to Bible scholars, the Earth is about 6000yrs old. God works of Creation started and was completed in 7days. But what if they were not actually days? What if it spanned over a million years?
Carbon dating has made us to know that the Earth is far more than 6000 years old.
Anyways, what do I know? undecided
1000 years is a day in God eye that what the Bible recorded. Therefore, if the earth and man was created in 7days calculate. Pslam 90:4 and 2peter 3:8
And if Jesus say he is coming in the year 2000 (rapture) it simply means its not even close at all considering this. (My pinion).
Politics / Re: Ganduje Asks FG To Relax Lockdown In Kano To Help Residents Buy Food by MrPaul2: 9:24am On May 01, 2020
naptu2:


https://www.thecable.ng/ganduje-asks-fg-to-relax-lockdown-in-kano
If I say we are not one, somebody will say its a lie. Northerners has different ideology about live. How can some be tying and others losing even in a faster rate and you expect us to go anywhere?
Politics / Re: The Person Who Leaked Buhari’s Speech Caught - Femi Adesina by MrPaul2: 8:54am On May 01, 2020
Luckydubby7:


https://www.thecable.ng/femi-adesina-the-person-who-leaked-buharis-draft-speech-has-been-caught/amp
This topic should be tagged; "The person who exposed presidential rehearsal speech to Nigerian has been identified".
They don't want him to call it covik1-9 again, hence the rehearsal, it was never a live broadcast grin grin
Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu Blames Late Airport, Border Closures For COVID-19 Spread by MrPaul2: 8:26pm On Apr 30, 2020
Crime / Re: Kaduna Arrests Aliyu Maikwari, A Cleric For Keeping Girls As Almajirai by MrPaul2: 5:12pm On Apr 30, 2020
MiniMiniPoPoPo:
afonjas again
Can you read at all? or you just want to be stupid? Afonja in Kaduna?
Crime / Re: Kaduna Arrests Aliyu Maikwari, A Cleric For Keeping Girls As Almajirai by MrPaul2: 5:10pm On Apr 30, 2020
festacman:
First, blame the parents who dumped their innocent sons and now girl-children on a fellow human being merely because he has long white beards and recites the Koran effortlessly.

Second, blame the State government for still, criminally, allowing operation of Almajirinci in 2020 when it is obvious that it serves no positive purpose.

One hopes the Northern State Governors would utilize the golden opportunity presented by this COVID-19 emergency moment to ban Almajiri system once and for all.


Don't let them get angry oo, they just arrested one yesterday for blasphemy in this 21st century and an emir was sent packing because of the above remember ooo grin grin
My prayer now is separation of naija because obviously we are not one grin grin our ideology is different from the northern part, the earlier we get this the better for us all.

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Crime / Re: Kaduna Arrests Aliyu Maikwari, A Cleric For Keeping Girls As Almajirai by MrPaul2: 5:08pm On Apr 30, 2020
festacman:
First, blame the parents who dumped their innocent sons and now girl-children on a fellow human being merely because he has long white beards and recites the Koran effortlessly.

Second, blame the State government for still, criminally, allowing operation of Almajirinci in 2020 when it is obvious that it serves no positive purpose.

One hopes the Northern State Governors would utilize the golden opportunity presented by this COVID-19 emergency moment to ban Almajiri system once and for all.

Don't let them get angry oo, they just arrested one yesterday for blasphemy in this 21st century and an emir was sent packing because of the above remember ooo grin grin
My prayer now is separation of naija because obviously we are not one grin grin our ideology is different from the northern part, the earlier we get this the better for us all cool cool

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Politics / Re: Deaths: Kano May Have Violated Tradition Through Emir Sanusi's Removal –Babatope by MrPaul2: 3:18pm On Apr 30, 2020
Wolgrace:
Should the masses bear the repercussions of a governor? That's injustice!


We will find out soon.

It has been so for long, when a king or a governor misbehave, the people suffer
Politics / Re: How Taiwo Akerele Was Blackmailed Into Resigning From As Obaseki's COS by MrPaul2: 2:27pm On Apr 30, 2020
JAMO84:
This is a load of crap. Obaseki discovered he was leaking information to his enemy, why didn't he sack him immediately? Why did he have to wait until the guy resigned before revealing that he was corrupt?

This bad attempt of damage control is dead on arrival. Obaseki must be treated with the 'Ambodemacine' capsule!!!



I AM DONE TALKING
Its a pity you couldn't even read a common article and comprehend. Go back and read it again, there you will find out who reveal him to the world and who coarse him to resign
Romance / Re: Can I Forgive Her Past And Move On With Her? by MrPaul2: 2:08pm On Apr 30, 2020
BareFacedLies:


So the same guy fúcked her continuously for at least 3 years while in school.

Trust me anytime she sees that guy again the guy will still fúck her if he still wants to.

I understand your dilemma and I don't envy you

Ask long as his penis is strong, long and big, there is some level of leverage but if its the other way round, my brother run. Three years constant bleeping non be joke, even in her imaginary world she know the dept of his peni.s grin grin she would want to feel it again

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Politics / Re: 196 New COVID-19 Cases Reported. Total 1728. 306 discharged. 51 deaths by MrPaul2: 12:27am On Apr 30, 2020
Gosh what a bombshell.
Now I can go and sleep.

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Politics / Re: How Buhari’s COVID-19 Speech Leaked Ahead Of Broadcast - Femi Adesina by MrPaul2: 4:14pm On Apr 29, 2020
NwekeUG:


http://igberetvnews.com/1349441/presidency-reveals-leaked-buharis-speech-speaks-schools-resumption/

Oga the one I received was very correct no single error. grin grin I was reading alongside our President grin we read the same thing word for word. But what I didn't understand is how it got to the internet gosh, I wept for this nation when I saw the correctness
Car Talk / Re: Total Value Of Your Cars Relative To Your Net Worth by MrPaul2: 3:34pm On Apr 29, 2020
lebete3000:


That's because of the mentality of the country you're in.

What's the name of the nice ride you changed to by the way?
There are different brands Benz, Toyota, Lexus etc but I'm Toyota fan I currently use voltron
Health / Re: COVID-19: Father Refuses To Accommodate Son Who Returned To Ekiti From Lagos by MrPaul2: 3:13pm On Apr 29, 2020
Very wise man, he know what to do grin go back to Lagos and stay, before you kill everybody
Romance / Re: She Said She Can't Marry Me Because I Am A Tailor by MrPaul2: 1:51pm On Apr 29, 2020
Rickbronze:
It will always beat me every time as to why a man who hasn't achieved financial success is worrying/thinking about women. That's why I love naija girls, they'll put you in your place so fast your head will spin.
And that's the reason why we guys will also put them in there place when we get there grin grin love me when I'm poor not when I'm rich because its game relationship grin grin
Health / Re: German Doctors Pose Nude To Protest Lack Of Protective Masks, Aprons (Photos) by MrPaul2: 1:35pm On Apr 29, 2020
nonyofor2:
What is that old man even covering sef, shrinked something who wan look am sef
grin grin Baba some ladies who don't mind full online oo. Some ladies might masturbate using that picture the way it is. even the life of Bobriki and cohort grin
Car Talk / Re: Total Value Of Your Cars Relative To Your Net Worth by MrPaul2: 1:17pm On Apr 29, 2020
Kingpele:
; hi am still thinking how this rubbish made frontpage, people taste differ, someone that have a sure steady income can use all his savings to buy a car, provided he can maintain it, I can't come and buy beetle just cos I want to save money. after all petrol is the same price for every one, i remember when I was driving one car then everyone on check point will stop me including boyscout and they will demand bribe, still
continued until God saved me from my village people and I got a clean ride... Just yesterday I was coming from where i went to buy something for this lockdown... Menh I saw police check point with keke and cars parked right and left... Police was just looking at me unable to makeup their mind whether to stop me. I just zoomed pass, if na that my former ride I know they will flogged me join... Please hustle well so that u won't go and buy nonsense car in the name of cutting cost.... I don talk my own
God go bless you hare
I could remember when I was using one old car, they always stop me, it got to a point that I will stop even before they stop me just to tip them something, last year God change my story and I got a fairly nice ride. Once I'm coming I notice they don't stop me the way they use to, even if they do, I give them my papers as usual they will tell me sorry join without bribe. I couldn't believe my eyes the first week, this days its like most of them know me now on my way to work, they will be shouting oga yellow anything for the boys when I slow down. If anyone tell you there is benefit in driving a jalopy tell him or her to try a beautiful ride.

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Religion / Re: Police Arrest Mubarak Bala For “Blasphemy” by MrPaul2: 11:30am On Apr 29, 2020
HIbreed:


https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/28/nigerian-police-arrest-humanist-leader-mubarak-bala-for-alleged-blasphemy/

And somebody will say we are one Nigeria. Abeg let us go our separate ways, Nigeria is not one and can never be one. The religious difference, ethnicity difference is nothing to write home about.
Can you imagine Christianity or traditional worshippers enacting law on blasphemy? I don't know why we are still together oo because the northern part of this country has a different orientation about our mother land so its applicable to other parts

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Family / Re: How Do I Handle A Husband Who Wants To Have Sex Almost Everyday? by MrPaul2: 12:37am On Apr 28, 2020
Julietsim:
My husband and I have been married for almost 2 years now. He is a very good man . He is not a cheating type. The only thing is he likes sex so much that he always wants to have it everyday. I am tired. This lockdown has even increase the issue.

Please how can one cope? Is there any married lady that has experienced this. How did you handle it?
If he demand for it, give it him oh, don't say I didn't tell you. You knew his sex drive before saying I do.
Woman I am a man and I know what I'm saying

Hmmmm; Eungun na express you dey try sleep so and most cars here non get break ooo
Family / Re: How Do I Handle A Husband Who Wants To Have Sex Almost Everyday? by MrPaul2: 12:31am On Apr 28, 2020
bdchange:

what do you mean by saying she is lucky? is the man supposed to start having sex with other ladies apart from his wife..because people do it does not mean it is the norm.
What if he marry more wives? grin grin if he demand for it, give it him oh, don't say I didn't tell you. You knew his sex drive before saying I do.
Woman I am a man and I know what I'm saying

Hmmmm; Egungun na express you dey try sleep so and most cars here non get break ooo
Crime / Re: Woman Accuses St Raphael Hospital Ikorodu Of Stealing One Of Her New Born Twins by MrPaul2: 12:22am On Apr 28, 2020
Mustiboy:
She must be very stupid.

How can you say a renowned hospital that is known for fair conducts stole your baby?

I'm not saying she's wrong; but how can she be so sure?


This is why I hate some women; they will be causing unnecessary drama upandan. Useless creatures.
Your comments show that you are very unreasonable and wicked too. Do you think it easy to carry a child in your womb for 9month and give birth ? Don't she know her body or you didn't see the number of times she conducted scan?

Quote me and let God punish you with similar thing so you can feel the pain. Nonsense

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Politics / Re: Ondo Rejects Expired Palliative Rice From FG by MrPaul2: 7:03pm On Apr 27, 2020
seunmsg:


Can you provide evidence that 85% of the rice given to Oyo and Osun are bad? I need credible evidence please.

The N10billion that was given to Lagos is to fight Covid-19. Fighting Covid-19 includes provision of palliatives so, what exactly is your point? You also deliberately ignored the tweet from the SA to the Lagos State Governor who stated clearly that the state got 6000 bags of rice from FG and all the bags were in good condition.

More importantly, you guys need to realize that the rice were seized by custom and stored over a period of time. It is only normal that some of the bags may be bad due to poor storage condition. What reasonable state governments should do is simply identify and remove the bad ones and distribute the good ones. Trying to paint the FG bad over something that was freely given to support them is tasteless.

Fight covid19 and palliative, are they the same word? Or you just want to justify your statement? Why was the donations towards covid 19 fight wasn't distributed as palliative?
Lastly, are you telling me its seized rice that was term bad that suddenly became good for public consumption? What happened to our local rice? You see, you are part of the problem of this country.
Politics / Re: Ondo Rejects Expired Palliative Rice From FG by MrPaul2: 11:10am On Apr 27, 2020
seunmsg:


I’m sure bigots like you were in some dark hole when FG gave Lagos State N10billion to fight the CoronaVirus. So tell me, what palliatives can be more than N10billion?

In addition, every single state including Lagos and Osun got bags of rice from FG. Lagos got 6000 bags while other got 2000 averagely. Stop the bigotry. The north is not getting preferential treatment in any way.

I can smell bitterness in your comment, well wash your face very well when going through the internet, even nairaland published 1800bags of rice in Oyo and Osun state of which more than 85% have expired and some others bad.

I want to ask, is it this type of rice that was distributed in the north? When Oyo state governor said he was returning the 1800 nags of expired rice they said it was PDP politics, how about Osun governor who is APC who is set to return more then 80% of the rice?

The 10billion that was released in Lagos, is it for palliative measures? Or fight against covid 19? My friend just keep shut if you don't have anything to say, a hungry man they say is an angry man.

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Politics / Re: Ondo Rejects Expired Palliative Rice From FG by MrPaul2: 9:56am On Apr 27, 2020
Susu888:


Evrything to your likes is just sentiments , do kindly share with us how the northerners are enjoying the best of this government.


Letz not venture far: lets take this times now ...

How many test COVID-19 test centres are in the south vs north?? Did you hear us complain? Or are we not human beings??

If it was the other way round we won't hear the end of it , of how it is a grand agend to kill southerners or something of that sorts.

Because they sent expired rice na hin become northerners dey enjoy this government?

Mugu

My friend don't just go there at all. Lagos, Ogun and FCT is on lockdown without palliative but there is distribution of palliative and even trade money in the north
As for the COVID 19 test center, its because the south is the major entry point.

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