₦airaland Forum

LINTUNE:
oh really?, thanks anyways, but it's kinda weird, just imagine u as my babe, trying to confide in me about an issue u are facing, and instead of me saying soothing words to comfort u, i start telling u my own version of the truth , by vehemently condemning and blaming u at first, cos truly u are at fault, before profering a solution....or when a gal do crush on me, i tell her bluntly that im already in a relationship, and only available for flirting and fun....i don't think its cool, there are some truth we as humans just need to hide sometimes..

I wish it was, but no

NK is an absolute dictatorship. Ruled for the beneft of the Kims and the Kims alone.

Vianna:
Honorable mentions

In 2013, Kim Jong Un released a list of haircuts that people in the country are allowed. There are 28 (18 for women, 10 for men) state-approved hairstyles that people can keep.

Tourists visiting the country have to deposit their phones and computers and are allowed to take them back only before returning. Guides accompany tourists who must religiously follow the what guards say.

Falling asleep in a meeting while Kim speaks could fetch a capital punishment. North Korean defence minister Hyon Yong-chol was executed in 2015 with an anti-aircraft gun in front of over 100 people for having fallen asleep during one of Kim Jong Un's events.

Vianna:
1. Women use opium-soaked tampons to protect against STDs
Opium is legal and cheap in North Korea. It comes in handy as a shield against the rampant spreading of STDs.
Women will soak a cotton ball in a light mixture of water and opium which they will insert and carry like a tampon until the next day.This is because there are no condoms available. One defector has claimed that the government is profiting directly from the opium trade and many local peasants are hooked. Yoon Yong Sol explained that during the famine, “there were some complaints that we should be growing grain, not poppies.

Reucy:
I find going out extremely stressful.
I forgive and forget easily.
I don't even know how to hold grudges, just small sorry or small smile from you, fiam, your sins are already forgiven.

I don't like the above about me at all

LINTUNE:
i am usually too blunt and frank, i say things the was it is, not caring weda i hurt someone's feelings or not...im not really a narcisicist, but i definitely have narcisicistic tendencies......i smile a lot, and im very jovial, but deep down i dont give Bleep about anybody other than myself..

Humanoid01:
I hate so many things about myself, but I'll mention a few which bother me the most.

I'm skinny-fat (skinny body with a chubby face).

I'm too socially anxious, and this makes me love to do things on my own. I don't think I'm an introvert, even though I value my space.

My slow processing speed and forgetfulness. This goes hand in hand with my social anxiety. It often makes me look so stupid, making human interactions difficult for me. I don't do well in groups because everything is so fast-paced, I just can't keep up. I overanalyze and ruminate on an idea before coming up with a sensible response. In short, I'm a superweirdo.

I'm the world's greatest procrastinator. No matter how important the task is, I tend to put it off for as long as possible. Focusing for long is also difficult for me.

These are just a few of the many things I hate about myself. I wish I could just overcome these 'disabilities' and get to living a normal life.

Fatale:
Too caring
Vengeful
Too empathetic

I feel people physical and emotional pain
It is like a torture to me

Especially if we are related or very close

Am just learning how to control it

Elder0001:
I find it difficult to say no to people's requests. I also find it difficult requesting for stuffs that were borrowed from me.

This attitude has always been detrimental to me but I have been unable to stop it.

HRHQueenPhil:
My issue is sex. U see that thing, I can turn crazy when u try to have sex with me
Let me explain, am a die hard Christian that has built up my spiritman and conscience to resist sin and never let me rest when I want to consciously do it. So even though we are dating,and just touching me,my body wants it..if you dare it,u will feel as if u are taking my life and just give up

Kissiemu:
nna men!

I too like woman. You must give me chance once in awhile to Bleep other women.

What can a nigga do?

Madibah:
Okay na flirting be my prob

Built2last:
Be completely honest. What's hard about dating
You

Before I got married. I knew I used to be very stubborn. Very stubborn. I married my friend and now I have chosen peace. I have observed that to make it work and enjoy my home, stubbornness wont help me

dingbang:
chisos. Aahhh.. Person like you now will stab person

Ibrahimzika:
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THANKS

ufotty2001:
If married men stay faithful and young guys stay focus u would find out that its actually girls who need guys not the other way round

ufotty2001:
Pu.ssy is a very lucrative and powerful tool for those ladies who can use it well. grin grin

NawtiKingRealer:
You dont know if he loves her? Which kind talk you dey vomit so? Even Jesus wey love him people reach, him discharge dem as dem reject and no appreciate him love. Is the op responsible for her stupid loveless character he's getting 4rm her despite showing her love? U come dey use victim logic wey no follow. Make she park one side jare! If you don born, teach and train your daughter well well, no wait and expect till her future guy go do the teaching, make she no waste the guy time and love like water wey dem pour for empty basket. Too many senseless and ill brought up girls everywhere.

ufotty2001:
Mrcarter How are you?? Happy New month!! And also Happy independent day.. May God grant you all your blessings this month.. pleaseeeeeeeeee, Am still waiting for the reply of the.mail I sent to you.

Heroclitus:
Lol, your toes been slim means they'd also be long,I guess.

Try check that "wikifeet.com"

Heroclitus:
Try read about something by checking this link

https://m.hindustantimes.com/sex-and-relationships/this-fetish-model-makes-70-000-a-year-posting-photos-of-her-feet-on-instagram/story-LQDGrmFZmm018B60y3srhN.html



I can give you little cue on how you can start and also run it on Instagram,something you can just do during your leisure



But honestly, I really envy that guy who pays to worship your friends feet,in a society like Nigeria where there's a lot of people closed mind, its hard finding someone who would be convince enough to allow you try that out with them


Even you felt it was odd initially... try considering/entertaining the thoughts of having people worship your feet either males or females

Kestolove:
Allow d girl enjoy herself joor

Justice258:
A resident of Imo state, has been forced to exhume the remains of his late parents, two years after burying them, after he was given a deadline by the authorities who believed the grave may affect the planned expansion of a highway by the Government along Wheathral Road in Owerri.

The man went ahead to dig up the grave of his late parents over the night while being surrounded by his friends.

A Facebook user, Mr. Ugochukwu Ezeji who shared the story wrote;

Even the dead cannot rest in peace under Rochas administration. My friend exhumed his parents remains to make way for nonsense road expansion along whethral road. God is watching. Feeling very sad.

Another user, Kaycee Nworlu wrote;

So apparently the Imo State governor forced a man to exhume his father’s corpse from grave, so apparently even the dead are not safe from this fraudulent APC government, under Watch Full Video Here And Read more

PotatoSalad:
Does the Vulture also have rights to an attorney?
Laughing in Minimum Wage

Anny505:
Nobody is actually monikers(people) that have deactivated

NawtiKingRealer:
Nothing "like if he loves her", no dey throw that card abeg. She be dog or cat wey him go dey pet?! She be adult, she know what she really wants. Op, i repeat again, dump that stupid empty basket. You loved a wrong person

czarr:
If a woman asks you "What are you looking for in a woman"?

just reply that when you see what you are looking for you'll know, never tell what behaviour or character attracts you to a woman, because you'll just set yourself up, because if a badly behaved woman likes you enough she can pretend to be something that she is not just because you let her know what attracts you.

And sometimes she'll only break character after you guys are married. so she didn't change after marriage she just stopped acting.

You have to understand that at a certain age a woman is already set in her ways by behaviour and character, so don't tell her what you want just watch her act naturally.

what do you think?

ufotty2001:
Well, the world is getting to an end. But putting the blame solely on the man is disallowed and it should not be accepted by anybody. you failed to understand that they are various party involved here but your judgemental and mentality have taken you so low that you only see the man as the erroneously individual.
In today's world most especially Nigerian ladies have lost their value. Sex is nothing to them all. Now, with just one egg and indomie you can have sex with Nigerian girls. So, this is not only kenya including Nigeria. It was recently, I notice that prostitution is no longer when a Lady stand on road waiting for a customer or client to come, prostitution have gone beyond that now.. we now have App also a website where u can now meet a woman and negotiate price with thereafter she will come to your house.
My dear, don't blame the man alone also blame the ladies that open their legs wide.

NawtiKingRealer:
She is not moved by all his sacrifices to make her happy, that means she doesnt appreciate anything neither does she contributes any efforts to the relationship. Person wey no appreciate your sacrificial love you dey expect to appreciate your teaching abi? Forget nonsense! A stupid girl is a stupid girl, i know your trick, dont twist it. She is a waste basket to the guy's outpouring water of sacrificial love. Op, no dey pour water on that stupid empty basket, dump that waste girl to the bin. Abeg, na 2020 we dey and make you enter 2021 with axe of no nonsense.

Heroclitus:
Lol, between the worshipper and the foot?

the feet belongs to someone, the feet can't make decisions on its own...you typed like those dominatrix who like their feet to be treated like a real and different entity.

They'd say to their Submissives " talk to my feet,they own you"

Heroclitus:
1)As regards your friend and that guys issue,I'd have really like to add/say many more things about that but...I fear the judgemental people who might start replying me with harsh words...I can't talk

2)Yes, you're really right,no in-between...ladies(I don't check guys feet) can either have beautiful or ugly feet...some are so cute that one would wanna publicly..... hmmmmm


3)You even described how your toes are like...lol
your bestie might actually have foot fetish cause its not common for humans to notice things they do not really care about or have interest in


4)Do you know anything about foot models or have you ever accessed this website "wikifeet.com"?

iLegendd:
Why Did She Call Me This Horrible Name? What Have I Done Wrongly? [Picture]

The title of the thread is: "Most Popular Nairalanders" but the commenter below chose to attack me and call me sometime. See what she said below and my reply/lesson to all.



My Reply/Lesson.





"Frustration is not an achievement — depression is." Joe Cléf, 2020.

P.S: Whoever finds the meaning of that quote above by Joe Cléf, gets 20k cash prize.

Final Tip:

Selling yourself is not bragging, but marketing.

Being silent is bragging because you feel too big and too mature to sell yourself.

Though, as you sell yourself, don't sell yourself cheaply.

Thank you all for reading my "weird" rant. #LoveYou&StaySafe.

Clef on!