₦airaland Forum

Christmasdon:
Three sisters impregnated by one man in Kenya. There are only 3 in the family and their both parents are still alive.
They were all virgins before the man who impregnanted them tasted them.. No fighting, no witch-hunting, no killing. Everything is cool and calm. Everybody is happy and smiling. The man has paid damages in full and is ready to marry 3 of them in August.

NawtiKingRealer:
Teach who? Make she go develop herself abeg. Op, cut it off sharply!

CapitalBank:
I am shocked to even see a reply from a lady like this.

Thank you for your explanation...

Many girls have lost out in great guys cos of this rubbish.

I know a Nairalander who broke shame me lol. In a few months time, between January and February, we will know whether she is right or wrong about that. I don't live life to impress anyone. In fact, I would rather you have a false impression about my financial capacity than the true one, for my own safety.

CapitalBank:
I am shocked to even see a reply from a lady like this.

Thank you for your explanation...

Many girls have lost out in great guys cos of this rubbish.

I know a Nairalander who broke shame me lol. In a few months time, between January and February, we will know whether she is right or wrong about that. I don't live life to impress anyone. In fact, I would rather you have a false impression about my financial capacity than the true one, for my own safety.

daifeanyi68844:
See enh, I just don't understand my babe o. I'd do anything to make her happy. I have helped a lot of times and stuff. I'm not financially buoyant but I'd go out of my way to make sure she is happy.
This night I asked her to choose from a set of nice watch I wanted to get for her. What she said really made me angry. She said tbh all the things I do for her doesn't move her at all that I would do the same thing for other people.
She gets angry when I help people. I just don't understand her sometimes.

thesolutions:
This monkey was arrested by patrol team of the Nigerian Police Force for stealing banana from a hawker.

The monkey was used by it owner to entertain a crowd beside a filling station.

On sighting a woman hawking banana, the monkey swiftly run towards the woman and ceased a bunch of banana.

Fear left the hawker shouting while the crowd were busy laughing in amusement.

Luck ran out for the entertainer monkey as a patrol van of the Nigerian police force intervened an overpowered the monkey without gun shot.

Fearing possible arrest for lack of control over the monkey, the owner disappeared from the crowd.

The monkey remains in custody of the police owing to when the owner shall come for it bail.

arinze198:
A 37-year old man, Abayomi Johnson, who was arrested for allegedly sleeping with his 14-year old daughter for the past four years, has protested and reportedly told the Police in Lagos that they cannot tell him how to use his daughters’ private part.

P.M.EXPRESS reports that the incident happened at Power line Street, Bale Bus Stop, Meiran area of Lagos, where they reside.

According to the residents and the victim, Mr. Abayomi, who got married to another wife, started sleeping with the girl when she was 10 and continued till this year when she was unable to bear it any longer.

She was said to have informed her step mother, who did nothing about it, instead she relocated her own daughter elsewhere to avoid being molested by her husband.

Full story: https://pmexpressng.com/you-cant-tell-me-how-to-use-my-daughters-private-part-says-man-37/

Heroclitus:
Whats your view about foot worship...Decent or not?
Would you?

Heroclitus:
Whats your view about foot worship...Decent or not?
Would you?

ufotty2001:
Mrcarter How are you?? Happy New month!! And also Happy independent day.. May God grant you all your blessings this month.. pleaseeeeeeeeee, Am still waiting for the reply of the.mail I sent to you.

Mursz:
Okare! You made sense! I once felt like this but thats all gone now, you occupy your thoughts with what’s most important and move on.

No point holding on to what was....

Heroclitus:
You're actually right, one could easily miss out on a very good lady just because of something this petty.
The thing is I have fetish for both feet(toes) and fingernails precisely and wouldn't get turned on by a lady who takes less care of her feet

What's the point going out with someone I do not feel romantically connected with

Heroclitus:
The French nail styles is always a killer especially if the nails are a little longer than the finger tips,
Also,I used to think since you're light skinned, contrasting colors like black or blue would be very noticeable on you since its gonna be kinda different from your shinning skin

And as for those subdivisions of pink you mentioned there,I don't really know the differences between them but I I trust they are great based on how you described them

You sound more like nails artist/technician....Wondering what made you think one would wanna suck your feet if they saw them(saw that in one of your posts above)

dorin27:
Rottencorpse? Your name though. I don't like it

luscioustrish:
My tummy refused to remain flat lost some inches though but I'm not satisfied
I see girls with tummy bigger than mine wearing crop tops and I wish I had their confidence
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I over think things too much, create scenarios in my head and it keeps me up at night.
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I hate the fact that I go all out for people I care about but I don't get the same energy in return
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Misslilbootay:
°°°
As humans, no matter how we claim we don't care about what people say or do, there's always something that makes us lack confidence even if it's a bit of it. There is always something we don't like about ourselves and for me, it's my stomach. Yeah, I waist train and exercise everyday but it's the one thing I can't confidently show off. That's mine, what's yours?

#BodyPositivity

Note - Bad belle and trolls should keep off and if you are too dumb to, at least keep your bad energy to yourself.

ashewoboy:
nice though. you should bear miss. just like a single lady putting on ring. if I didn't ask now, that is how you would have discouraged me from sending a mail.

Zzor:
ufotty2001 come and clear the air and apologize

Zzor:
Yes, Nairaland is full of bitter and unhappy people,i still remember the first person that attacked me here when I newly and innocently came with my former account and he's no other person than crackhaus followed by dingbang.Call me a witch all you like,i don't care.

ashewoboy:
you dey vex. you are married for real?. hope your husband does not do all these?

ashewoboy:
let's go.

ThreeEyedRaven:
Thank you on behalf of the Nigerians


but those words

Jirehz:
1. Thefacelessman

2. Nobody
This guy especially. Unlike other monikers, his is kinda dead. Lyk u no fit click on am. If that guy is not a Mod, then that guy is some weird niqqa.

Ubunja too

Many wonderful pple on here !

dingbang:
Wind scream? Really?

Alexgman1:
Its up to two years since i broke up with my ex (ALEX MARVEY). But uptil now i haven't gotten over her. She has moved on & deeply inlove with someone new who she profess to be engaged to.
She has blocked me on every social media platforms but yet i still find a way to stalk her. Following her updates & uploads using a different and fake id.
Whenever we cross paths on the road she ignores me like we never knew before.
Despite the fact that it was her that messed up and did all the lies & cheating, yet i still forgave her for everything she did.
How can i move on and let go of her totally & for good because anytime i and my new girl are eating, walking, bathing & romancing i do imagine my ex.

Heroclitus:
Then I'd have to urge/plead with her to starting using

In all honesty, I wouldn't consider marrying a lady who wouldn't use

mosdii:
These women you are talking about existed in the 18th century and they are certainly not Nigerians.

Heroclitus:
Good afternoon ma,how's been the day?

last question, I guess you mean red and black colors on your toes, if it is, that'll be okay

ufotty2001:
Suck what? Am already vomiting ... Let me DM you so that you can send me.ur pic!!!

ufotty2001:
Suck what? Am already vomiting ... Let me DM you so that you can send me.ur pic!!!

ufotty2001:
See who is talking!!!!!!!...I can't just stop laughing!! I wish to see those your yeye toes and nails one day!!! Lighter and shinny toes indeed.. I can't just stop laughing with my native laugh

Heroclitus:
Depending on your skin color though, but do you actually know that black and red colors as the most attractive on most female's feet?


As per your nails, are you talking about long natural nails or just the painted short ones?


Don't mind my too many questions