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 Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Babes no cheap for Uk o! by MrTurkey(m): 7:32pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
Errrmmm, poster, have you ever considered dating a turkey, I'm sure that i can hook you up with some of my anglo saxon cousins seriously |
| Romance › Re: His Mouth Smells; Should I Tell Him? by MrTurkey(m): 7:27pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
daaaaaaaammmmnnnn, some real serious case of halitosis  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by MrTurkey(m): 7:17pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Goat Missing by MrTurkey(m): 7:13pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
saucekid: tope_teadr:cries profusely and uncontrollably at the news of the turkey deliverer's unexpected death from an assault rifle death |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Merry Christmas from Santa by MrTurkey(m): 7:08pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
can't y'all see that santa above is clapping with his ass, that's kind of like an abnormality right? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Goat Missing by MrTurkey(m): 4:56pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
i deserve at least 10% of any bail money to be paid as kickback, you know goats when cornered are known to kick backwards. i suffered some kicks from the goat named wankgpologrmbhartyyyat while he was in my custody so i deserve to be compensated with at least 10% of any monies to be used in posting bail for any of those found culpable of tampering with this ill fated goat i am very serious, seeing that none is ready to pay any ransome for my hostage |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Merry Christmas from Santa by MrTurkey(m): 4:48pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
everybody common now let's give santa a round of applause, but please clap with your hands and not somthin else |
| Politics › Re: Ibori Is Denied Bail by MrTurkey(m): 10:02pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
oh, poor guy |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:47pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
cartoon |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:46pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
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| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:42pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
banning |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:36pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
leadership |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:27pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
architectural masterpiece (oops, more than one word) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Hausa And The White Man by MrTurkey(m): 9:26pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
black monkey, white monkey, red monkey, they're all monkey's meeen. so good being a turkey |
| Nairaland General › Re: Do You Have Confidence? If So Tell Me: by MrTurkey(m): 9:18pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
swazi:some might see that as an attraction, so don't go there. beauty they say is in the eyes of the beholder, you might be the skin and bones type but buxom and full might just be the specs for the other brother besides, what has size got to do with intelligence, mien, character, affection, charisma, attitude amongst others? absolutely nothing bro  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Any Turkeys In Here? by MrTurkey(op): 9:10pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
good news, good news, i found another turkey and he just might happen to be the looong expected turkey liberator, his name is gunpoint the turkey defender |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Na Waa For Omo Nna Dem by MrTurkey(m): 8:45pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
damn, the guy must be stinkingly rich meeen |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Here Comes Santa by MrTurkey(m): 8:39pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
if that is santa clause, then i am an elephant |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 8:12pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
ceiling i'm getting quite uncomfortable with these deathly words (shuddering and shivering in fear of that hooded guy with the sickle) |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Amaka, Regards To My Wife: John by MrTurkey(m): 8:07pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
i think all this is turning out to be some turkey business |
| Forum Games › Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by MrTurkey(m): 7:50pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
dapsins69:i like pussy cats too |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Goat Missing by MrTurkey(m): 7:49pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
i wonder which goat exactly these guys are talking about, that means i have the wrong goat. could anyone plese tell me the name of the missing goat, my captive goat or hostage as i would like to call him told me that his name is wankgpologrmbhartyyyat does anyone who values him care to pay some ransom for him, i don't mind any amount |
| Forum Games › Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by MrTurkey(m): 7:42pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
that could have been my sugar dumpling, sweetie pie, honey bags (sobs a little at the memory) she was taken away from me and microwaved last christmas (sobs some more for the desired effect). see how she looks attractive even while grilled |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by MrTurkey(m): 7:38pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
now what is the story behind gunpoint, could he by any chance be the chosen one, the great turkey that has been foretold and expected for a thousnad years that would come to liberate turkeykind from the dominance and clutch of mankind? (clucks in exhiliration) we're saved! we're saved!! the great turkey is come at last and his name is gunpoint |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 7:32pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
euthanasia |
| Forum Games › Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by MrTurkey(m): 7:29pm On Dec 17, 2007 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by MrTurkey(m): 7:53pm On Dec 15, 2007 |
saucekid:bla bla bla hoshala mama shinkorobo senderebe yebariba samboribobo some tongue speaking something as an antidote to the saucekid's wishand also for the rest of y'all who wish me and my kind ill come christmas meeen |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Is There Any Other Way Of Washing Someone's Teeth? by MrTurkey(m): 11:58pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
scrubbing brush and acid, does wonders you know, i can personally testify to it's efficacy |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Merry Christmas to all Nairalanders by MrTurkey(m): 11:55pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
nike4luv:felix navidad? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mom Nd Uncle Paul by MrTurkey(m): 11:52pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
urrggghhh, sick |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Christmas ! What it all about ? by MrTurkey(m): 11:50pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Stupid Baby Names by MrTurkey(m): 11:47pm On Dec 14, 2007 |
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