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Christianity Etc › Re: Redeemed Church Opens World's Biggest Auditorium, Costs N7.7b by MrTurkey(m): 11:42pm On Dec 14, 2007

^{7.7 Bils in Nigerian currency and some poor niggers keep dying of starvation in da slums and ghettos, sad sad, so so sad}

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Christians Fight So Much? by MrTurkey(m): 11:33pm On Dec 14, 2007

Christianity Etc › Re: Should True Followers Of Jesus The Christ Celebrate 25 December by MrTurkey(m): 11:20pm On Dec 14, 2007

jerrymania:
@ poster

shey u see as mr turkey laugh u.

Go bust your head for wall, man people go still celebrate anyhow, drink booze,shoot bangers, and flex tru the night. your ranting wont change anyfin even if xmas is fake.

^{you dumbf_ck, actually you have ended up being the butt of the joke as i am seriously campaigning for the postponement or total cancellation of the xmas celebrations, you think i like it when i know that millions of my fellow turkeys worldwide are going to be massacred on that day or on any other festive day for that matter

it's folks like you that laughed and made fun in the days when Noah was building his ark, imagine you saying people would still drink booze as if that is the actual essence of the celebrations

people like you give christianity a bad name, fake ass booze drinker knucklehead hell buddy worldly thing like yourself

at least someone else wants the celebrations stopped, i support as long as you do not propose a new date for christmas}

Christianity Etc › Re: What is Christmas? by MrTurkey(m): 11:04pm On Dec 14, 2007

Rap Battles › Re: Nairaland Battle Rap World Cup 2007 FINALS .QUARTER FINAL MATCHES.. A MUST READ by MrTurkey(m): 11:03pm On Dec 14, 2007

Music/Radio › Re: Nairaland Radio! by MrTurkey(m): 11:00pm On Dec 14, 2007

Christianity Etc › Re: Speaking In Tongues by MrTurkey(m): 10:58pm On Dec 14, 2007

^{bla bla bla hoshala mama shinkorobo senderebe yebariba samboribobo}

Music/Radio › Re: What Song Is Moving Naija As Of Today by MrTurkey(m): 10:45pm On Dec 14, 2007

Christianity Etc › Re: Great Seasonal Greeting by MrTurkey(m): 10:44pm On Dec 14, 2007

Christianity Etc › Re: God,Allah Do We All Serve Same God? by MrTurkey(m): 10:41pm On Dec 14, 2007

Jokes Etc › Re: Not Daddy by MrTurkey(m): 10:40pm On Dec 14, 2007

Christianity Etc › Re: What Can God Not Do? by MrTurkey(m): 10:22pm On Dec 14, 2007

^{I sincerely do not think that there is anything that Jehovah God almighty cannot do as long as he has purposed to do it}

Christianity Etc › Re: Oh God, Tunde Bakare Again! by MrTurkey(m): 10:19pm On Dec 14, 2007

^{Tunde Bakare, hmmm, good man good man}

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Christians Fight So Much? by MrTurkey(m): 10:10pm On Dec 14, 2007

Christianity Etc › Re: Islam And "honour Killings" by MrTurkey(m): 10:09pm On Dec 14, 2007

Christianity Etc › Re: Which One Is Better? Deeper Life, Redeem, Winners Chapel. by MrTurkey(m): 10:08pm On Dec 14, 2007

Christianity Etc › Re: Redeemed Church Opens World's Biggest Auditorium, Costs N7.7b by MrTurkey(m): 10:07pm On Dec 14, 2007

Islam › Re: Why Do Muslims Face The East When Praying? by MrTurkey(m): 10:04pm On Dec 14, 2007

Christianity Etc › Re: Should True Followers Of Jesus The Christ Celebrate 25 December by MrTurkey(m): 10:03pm On Dec 14, 2007

Christianity Etc › Re: God,Allah Do We All Serve Same God? by MrTurkey(m): 9:57pm On Dec 14, 2007

^{are Jehovah and Allah the same spirit?

No}

Christianity Etc › Re: Falling Under The 'anointing' by MrTurkey(m): 9:52pm On Dec 14, 2007

Jokes Etc › Re: Gunpoint Nids You! by MrTurkey(m): 9:02pm On Dec 14, 2007

^{someone definitely has an acute case of severe melancholic hyperneurotic mendula cataclysma of the mind

this ailment is as a result of the inhalation of cannabis sativa through the nasal canal instead of the buccal cavity (as was reccommended by Robert Marley of blessed memory)
this is what one gets when one has been subjected to unfathomable abuse in the trenches during warfare under martial law as is so aptly displayed by mr. poster for all to see

this guy needs help meeen, any neurotic surgeon in the house?}

Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 6:59pm On Dec 13, 2007

^constipated

Jokes Etc › Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(op): 6:56pm On Dec 13, 2007

^{december 6th, the day the world stood still}

Forum Games › Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by MrTurkey(m): 6:50pm On Dec 13, 2007

^{i like when people who used to like to like things like turkey et al, begin to have a dislike for liking the likes of those who continue to have a liking for things like turkey et al}

Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Goat Missing by MrTurkey(m): 6:43pm On Dec 13, 2007

tessybaby:
_{please excuse my phone is ringing}

^{since y'all have decided to disregard my warning, i have kidnapped tess via the above mentioned phone call using my four dimensional mass telecommunication abduction machinery, i sucked her through her phone to my poultry hideout

along with the goat, she becomes my second victim

a lotta folks will keep gettin missin until all my demands are met}

Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Goat Missing by MrTurkey(m): 8:22pm On Dec 06, 2007

Migines:
u mean d goat meat we already ate wit peppersoup is in your custody?

^{you ate the wrong goat kid, i got the real goat} cool

Jokes Etc › Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 8:18pm On Dec 06, 2007

Migines:
I myte be a flirt but i'll NEver leave u suga sugar.

^{too much of sugar makes one develope diaorrhoea}

Jokes Etc › Re: Wicked Crocodile. by MrTurkey(m): 7:36pm On Dec 06, 2007

^{painful to see (poor guyless arm)}

Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Goat Missing by MrTurkey(m): 7:31pm On Dec 06, 2007

^{this is an official press release concerning the dissapearance of the missing christmas goat, he is in our possession, he is safe and in good health. if y'all wanno see your goat alive (or already roasted and prepared), you must be ready to meet the following conditions:

1. an embargo to the importation of turkey must be effected
2. there should be a total cessation of the genocidal mastication of turkey meat come this yuletide period
3. all attacks and perceived planned attacks on all feathered animals must cease fortwith
4. we will enter into negotiations with the relevant stakeholders on the future roles of turkeys in the polity
5. all attempts should be made by man to fund scientific research that would increase the average brain size of turkeys worldwide

if these demands are not met, we have the wherewithal to see to the dissapearance of all goats and cows this coming yuletide making the celebrations meatless for the millions of meat lovers.

be warned, this is no turkey business

signed: agent 007.5
movement for the emancipation of all world turkeys}

Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 7:19pm On Dec 06, 2007

^beautician grin

Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 6:46am On Dec 05, 2007

^{shame to you} grin

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