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Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 6:44am On Dec 05, 2007
dame
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 6:44am On Dec 05, 2007
game
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 6:43am On Dec 05, 2007
fame
Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by MrTurkey(m): 6:40am On Dec 05, 2007
vickky:
i had to finish reading all the post on this thread before 1am
hey, that must be a record breaking feat girl, give yourself a round of applause grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Goat Missing by MrTurkey(m): 6:33am On Dec 05, 2007
there were two little black goats sitting on the wall
one named ituen, one named tess grin
Family › Re: Merry Christmas to all nairalanders! by MrTurkey(m): 9:59pm On Dec 02, 2007
ooohh, sorry, you're not aware that christmas has been postponed?
Jokes Etc › Re: The Lying Father. by MrTurkey(m): 9:57pm On Dec 02, 2007
dele9000:
Tseeew
ooohhhh, that's how a hiss is spelt
Jokes Etc › Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(op): 9:56pm On Dec 02, 2007
Q: why did the turkey do the cluck?
A: damned if i knew undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Little Johnny Special Vol 3 ----sam Milla by MrTurkey(m): 9:46pm On Dec 02, 2007
SAM MILLA:
these are jokes sir. designed to make people laugh. a lot of new people visit here everyday. they can see them too.just like you.
just like meeeeeeeeee grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers Joke by mdsocks by MrTurkey(m): 9:43pm On Dec 02, 2007
i think i like this mdsocks character (just hope he don't eat turkey)
Jokes Etc › Re: Grandmas Make D Worst Witnesses: True Story by MrTurkey(m): 9:34pm On Dec 02, 2007
okay, next. . .
Jokes Etc › Re: Very Very Funny by MrTurkey(m): 9:32pm On Dec 02, 2007
oziomatv:
na native doctor that one go be
ha ha ha , very funny
Jokes Etc › Re: Logic And The English Language by MrTurkey(m): 9:30pm On Dec 02, 2007
village? did anyone mention village grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions & Answers by MrTurkey(m): 9:29pm On Dec 02, 2007
#@#%%^&^%##%^%$#@@@#!~!@~!!@@!
Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by MrTurkey(m): 9:26pm On Dec 02, 2007
then they're destined for some serious nausea attack
Jokes Etc › Re: Logic And The English Language by MrTurkey(m): 9:24pm On Dec 02, 2007
does anyone know the meaning of the english word numbskull, because that's what y'all are
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 9:19pm On Dec 02, 2007
Dick (the name please and not the thing) grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by MrTurkey(m): 9:17pm On Dec 02, 2007
dele9000:
it's a pity i prefer chicken to turkey else. . . .
good for you, i would've given you constipation grin
Rap Battles › Re: Nairaland Battle Rap World Cup 2007 FINALS .QUARTER FINAL MATCHES.. A MUST READ by MrTurkey(m): 9:15pm On Dec 02, 2007
(peeps in to get an update) still a bunch of nonsensical busybodies trying so hard to be what they ain't, sad, very sad sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Watz Up Abt D Nl Party. by MrTurkey(m): 9:03pm On Dec 02, 2007
party, yeah grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Who Wants To 'hook Up' With 'spoilt' ? by MrTurkey(m): 9:01pm On Dec 02, 2007
ummm, would you mind hooking up with a turkey? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: God Said Nigeria Will Be The Greatest Nation In The World - Adeboye by MrTurkey(m): 8:57pm On Dec 02, 2007
oooooh, is he just realising this?
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 8:54pm On Dec 02, 2007
oziomatv:
eh hey na wettin be de topic wey una dey self, I know look the head line.
numbskull
Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by MrTurkey(m): 8:53pm On Dec 02, 2007
infact christmas should be totally cancelled angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Goat Missing by MrTurkey(m): 8:52pm On Dec 02, 2007
he he he (small small laughter) the goats are coming home to roost
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by MrTurkey(m): 12:55am On Nov 30, 2007
mukina2:
ha ha . grin

Mr Turkey nor kill me o grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy
okay, so you don't die grin, let me call it a day. but remember, anytime these things wanno beef you some more, just gimme a holler in da jokes section, i'm gonno put on my super hero toga for you girl

you rock
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by MrTurkey(m): 12:47am On Nov 30, 2007
mukina2:
the person you think you are doing a favour by posting all this crap has told grin

you look so foolish now
uuuggghhhh, a loud sigh of embarrassment sweeps the entire nairaland to the very frontiers of cyberspace

e-baby, i am embarrassed beyond comprehension on your behalf sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by MrTurkey(m): 12:37am On Nov 30, 2007
hey mukina2, don't want you worrying your head over this now aaight, like we said it's best to leave the numbskulls to the numbskulls grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by MrTurkey(m): 12:34am On Nov 30, 2007
[quote author=E-baby link=topic=89697.msg1733019#msg1733019 date=1196378945]if my username wasn't banned[/quote]ooops, you got banned for doing what? now who's proving herself to be a freak[quote author=E-baby link=topic=89697.msg1733019#msg1733019 date=1196378945]don't worry my husband will love me like this, so quit worrying about me or pitying him[/quote]with the way you are right now, I'm gonno cry him a river cry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by MrTurkey(m): 12:31am On Nov 30, 2007
mukina2:
My brother is what you can drool over and can never have wink
is he by any chance known by the name myke, cos the lass called me by that name
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by MrTurkey(m): 12:28am On Nov 30, 2007
ooohhhh, seems like you know the wench from way back in da days grin, am i right in saying that her new name is only a smokescreen?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by MrTurkey(m): 12:18am On Nov 30, 2007
[quote author=E-baby link=topic=89697.msg1732968#msg1732968 date=1196377887][/quote]i detest minds such as these (and clucks away from the vicinity of the weird ass hater)

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