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Health / Doctors Of Nairaland, What Is “brief Illness”? by MShittu: 7:12pm On Mar 01, 2019
It seems as though whenever any Nigerian dies it’s because of “brief illness”. Doctors of Nairaland, what are these “brief illnesses” wey dey kill us so?

Politics / Re: Nimbo Massacre: I Recorded Killing To Show My People Our Success –suspect by MShittu: 9:16pm On May 28, 2016
I actually doubt how true this article is. Kolanut is not a thing in Northern/Fulani culture. Moreover there literally isn't a "plot" Fulanis/Northerners have. Honestly just think through it it's impossible.

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Politics / Re: #ChinaTrip: Lai Mohammed Reacts To Letter To NBC by MShittu: 2:40am On May 14, 2016
Buhari should sack this man tbh
Politics / Re: How Is Light In Your Area? (dec. 2015) by MShittu: 5:27pm On Dec 22, 2015
cc: lalasticlala
Politics / How Is Light In Your Area? (dec. 2015) by MShittu: 10:58am On Dec 22, 2015
Are you still feeling the improvement for summer? Or has it disappeared?
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Doing Their Best To Finish Boko Haram Video (viewers' Discretion) by MShittu: 7:13pm On Aug 11, 2015
Are they not speaking Hausa? Yet people on this very site will still write all Northerners off as BH supporters. I tire. Kudos to our military.

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Politics / The Place Of The Party In Our Politics by MShittu: 7:13am On Aug 11, 2015
In literally all established democracies, parties represent ideologies that their members try to bring intro governance. In the U.S, for example, Democrats are (generally) liberals who lean towards socialism whereas Republicans are conservatives leaning towards strict applications of capitalist theory, small government and private enterprise. Even in India, the ruling party represents a very strong interpretation of Hindu nationalism. In less-developed democracies, such as in Iraq, parties may represent ethnic realities (in that context, a Sunni-Shia divide).

In Nigeria, we can be thankful that our largest parties (APC, PDP) have escaped that ethnic phase (think of the PDP political monopoly throughout the country for the last 16 years, or the sudden rise of the APC throughout the North and West in a manner that unlikely to split along ethnic lines). This being the case, what exactly do our parties represent? What are their ideologies?

Wikipedia generally describes the PDP as a right-leaning org and the APC as a left-leaning one, but what evidence is there for this? Lagos state, an AC/APC state for longest has some of the most neoliberal/capitalist administrations around. What then, ideologically, separates the two parties?
Politics / Re: Senate President, Bukola Saraki At Mecca (Photo) by MShittu: 10:39am On Jul 13, 2015
MosakuAW:

This guy called Bukola Saraki was once a christain, he became a muslim when he contested for governor of Kwara state just because no Ilorin man will vote in christain as governor.

This guy can do anything for power, he even went against his father 'Oloye' just because of power.

Saraki Bukola is power drunk.

Why are you lying? The man's well-known father was Muslim. His sister is also Muslim. His wife and kids are also Muslim. Why must you lie? I don't like the man at all but come on like why the lie?
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Can’t Defeat Boko Haram Alone – UK High Commissioner by MShittu: 9:34pm On Jul 07, 2015
olillywales:
The outgoing British High Commissioner to Nigeria, Andrew Pocock, has said the problem of Boko Haram insurgency in North-east Nigeria is not something that can be resolved with the use of the army, the police or the security agencies only.

Speaking at a farewell interactive session with members of Kaduna chapter of the Nigeria Union of Journalists Correspondent Chapel in Kaduna on Monday, Mr. Pocock said: “We don’t look at the problem in the Northeast as purely a security problem. It is not something that can be resolved with the use of the army of the police or the security agencies only. It is not going to be solvable.

“There has to be three different things; the first is a properly articulated security efforts. The second is that, there has to be a different kind of politics in the Northeast, where state and Federal Government work together instead of against each other and where there is a much more common and agreed agenda about what needs to be done to correct many years of mis-governance and of poor policy in the North-east.

“The third dimension has to be a developmental and economic uplift agenda. Too many, particularly young people are not only without employment in the North-east but because of the insurgency are without any economic prospect whatsoever. No one can live without hope and indeed if the economic and the developmental aspect of these are not addressed, the opportunities for radicalisation are much greater. So, those three things have to work in tandem, the security instrument, politics and development/economic approach.”

He however stated that with the new government of President Muhammadu Buhari, people are looking to a chance to get out of the security situation in the North-east, adding that, in the overall, there is greater possibility of stability and economic success, economic recovery perhaps than they might have been before the election.

The High Commissioner said although the army had some successes in 2013, those efforts were not followed up and Boko Haram came surging back in 2014 and effectively controlled most of the North-eastern country in Borno State as well as Adamawa and Yobe.

“20, 000 people killed in a conflict is a very serious matter,” he said.

He said in the overall, there is greater possibility of stability and economic success, economic recovery perhaps than they might have been before the election.

“The British government has long been involved in training Nigerian soldiers to fight the very difficult anti-insurgency combat that they are faced with in the North-east,” he said. “We have done this with some success. There is a lot more that we can do. What we need is high level access to the new people that President Buhari is likely to appoint.”

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/07/nigerian-army-cant-defeat-boko-haram-uk.html

Cc: lalasticlala , Ishilove

Just read the thing!
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Can’t Defeat Boko Haram Alone – UK High Commissioner by MShittu: 9:29pm On Jul 07, 2015
I haven't posted anything on this forum in literal years, but I'm coming back to point things out here. Please READ the High Commisioner's comments in that article. The title of this thread is misleading. The High Commisioner clearly states that the army cannot defeat BH "on its own" and points out that cooperation between the FG and NE states is necessary as well. He also makes a third point that special attention must be paid to the economic realities in that region to really bring an end to the BH crisis. This is the same thing that literally everyone who's deeply researched the crisis knows and understands, and is reflected in the fact that the NE has the second highest region-wide poverty rate in the country (after the NW, refer to that post that was circulating on here a while ago). Add to that, the Commisioner als says that we have a higher chance of defeating BH now than before the election (it's literally in the article! Like literally just READ it instead of walking away with the post title. I'm not making this up please oh just read am comot).

Cc: lalasticlala , Ishilove. PLEASE change this thread's title to accurately reflect what the Commisioner was trying to say. He wasn't saying that we are losing the fight, just that we need to approach this from SEVERAL angles. Which is even what Buhari was saying. I am not making this up. Read the original/initial post and UNDERSTAND this please.

Kai I tire for NL sef. See you in another couple of years.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Come And See jihad For What It Is by MShittu: 1:00pm On Oct 08, 2011
There is no such thing as a bad religion. It all comes down to whether or not a religion's followers actually live by that religion. That said, many, and not most, Muslims today are really messed up in their understanding of Islam. How can we Muslims expect non-muslims to understand us when some of our own do not understand what they are doing? All we can do is hope, I guess.
To those non-muslims who understand that Islam is a peaceful religion, thank you.
Politics / Phcn Privatization. by MShittu: 9:01pm On Sep 15, 2011
Whatever happened to it?
Programming / Re: Programmers: What Project(s) Are You Working On Now? by MShittu: 12:39am On Aug 17, 2011
I made an OpenSUSE-based Operating System last summer. It is pretty good. Works well enough for most computers, haha.
Politics / Re: Fg To Spend 881billion Naira On Power Sector In Three Years by MShittu: 3:51am On Jul 27, 2011
So I take it that privatization has fallen apart even before it really started.
Wow.
Politics / Re: Gej Sends Tenure Elongation Bill: "i Had No Shoes : " by MShittu: 3:47am On Jul 27, 2011
Nigerians voted for this man in what was the 'freest and fairest' election in Nigeria since its return to democratic rule. Isn't this what we wanted?
Politics / Re: Letter To Boko Haram: This Is Great by MShittu: 12:45am On Jul 02, 2011
I'm less interested in what Boko Haram will do with this, as there is a silent revolution going on up North where people are forsaking the half-truths Imams sometimes feed the people and are beginning to learn Arabic to understand the true meaning of the Qur'an for themselves. I'll be surprised if Boko Haram is still around by the time my generation are adults.
The people who I hope read this are those on Nairaland who so frequently insult Islam. Those people call islam a ton of names without even trying to go and find out for themselves the religion's true message. I want those people to read this and to understand that the Islam terrorists believe in is anything but the Islam that we Muslims believe God gave us and our Prophet, Muhammad, PBUH, started the spread of. I don't want to convert anyone, simply because religion is an entirely personal thing, but I just want that hostility towards Islam and towards Muslims to lessen. It's really uncalled for and is equally hurtful.
Music/Radio / Re: Fruity Loops Users by MShittu: 10:48am On Jun 29, 2011
I've got a couple up here.
http://www.youtube.com/user/MzamAudio
Politics / Re: Acn Concedes 2015 To Jonathan? by MShittu: 10:46am On Jun 20, 2011
Ermmmm
This is the man's second term
And he has said himself that he cannot contest come 2015
:S
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by MShittu: 11:25am On Jun 07, 2011
These suckaz thinking they can get to dissing the boy
I don't need to get angry, why should I get pissed? I destroy
All of the nonsense you come up with you on some dumb ish aren't ya?
I be the real money maker you and your crew just be scavengers
Be careful, watch your back before I come and straight savage ya
truthfully, I think myself quite hazardous
Because when I get to spitting I'm straight up gruesome
Killing these so-called Supermen, I'm Lex Luther
I'm double-liked on Youtube, use two thumbs
Nothing like the average rapper, they get close to-none
But these boys are just too dumb
To understand anything I say, why am I even talking to them?
I straight up influence the truants whose movements
Cause your imminent failure call me eminem, listen who wants
To ever hear your broke body rap
I get money like a female deer, did you understand that?
No need for explanation, you wreck the grounds, I wreck the nation
And strap you to a bomb to set off you and everybody who's affiliated
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by MShittu: 11:19am On Jun 07, 2011
You say your stuck inside you're body, shooting the movie of life/ Shooting a movie, you're a n00b, please get to moving before I introduce you to might
*no offense*
Health / Re: Cholera Kills 20 In Abia by MShittu: 3:59pm On Jun 01, 2011
And they voted the governor in again. This cholera is simply result of the lack of hygeine that much of Abia state suffers from. The state either needs its people to begin to take responsibility into their own hands or to get their governor out of office.
Politics / Re: Akala, Daniel, Ohakim Etc Report Or Be Declared Wanted - Efcc by MShittu: 3:09pm On May 31, 2011
Why did the gov't allow them to travel in the first place?
Forum Games / Re: List Four Things You Would Need To Survive, If Left Alone On A Deserted Island. by MShittu: 4:26pm On May 16, 2011
1-An endless supply of food
2-An endless supply of fresh water
3-A boat that runs on salt water
4-A plane that runs on salt water
Politics / Re: Benue Acn Chieftain Assassinated by MShittu: 12:04pm On May 14, 2011
The PDP and other parties are beginning to see the ACN as a real threat.
Business / Re: Refinery, Not Solution To Nigeria’s Oil Problem – Imf by MShittu: 9:51pm On May 13, 2011
Forget this nonsense. The IMF's practically telling us to go and burn down our refineries because they are making gas as cheap as it is. We should build more refineries, no doubt, but the government should stop spending on that good for nothing subsidy that only serves to further debt and to limit the amount we can spend on power, infrastructure, education and health.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Drops In World Economic Index by MShittu: 9:47pm On May 13, 2011
I'm not sure if its fair to begin to comment on this as of the time being. We all know that our Excess Crude Account has been depleted quite significantly, and I spent some time out reading the report's sections on Nigeria and found that the depletion of the account is, really, the main reason for Nigeria's drop. Goodluck and Aganga have set up a sovereign wealth fund that is being regulated with far more strictness than the ECA was, and, as such, it is very possible, with the current price of oil, that the money we have stored in the SWF might end up exceeding that which we had in the ECA.

it was still recklessness that caused us to lose what we had, though.
Poems For Review / The Wedding Cake by MShittu: 9:21pm On May 10, 2011
So this is a story I wrote for an English class a bit earlier into this year or in late 2010. It is, arguably, amongst my best pieces of work. Ever


Food covered the table's surface, lights reflecting off the creamy, yellow soups and the honey-glazed carrots that lay close to the table's top left corner. The meats dominated the table's entire right side, with dishes of fish, beef and chicken warming the air with their heavy spices.

There sat, in the middle of the table, a cake that dwarfed everything around it. It shone like a sun in the room, lights bouncing off the many pieces of candy that made up a large part of the surface of each of its seven layers. The topmost and smallest layer was made to resemble a miniature dance hall, a dark chocolate roof suspended over white chocolate tiles by spiraling pillars of milk chocolate, around which a plastic couple danced to a Spanish serenade.

She longed to be up there, dancing on the slippery white tiles, soiling her white dress with sticky brown stains and jumping into his arms to whip her long blonde hair into the ebony ceiling above her.

She sighed, her elbows drooping to reveal the pearl necklace that drooped down into her white gown. She dragged her feet along the surface of the wedding hall's tiled floors, moving her shoe’s heel through the grouts that separated the tiles. She laughed to herself thinking about the sheer irony of the fact that what was supposed to be the happiest day of her life turned out to be a failure, a humiliation and a complete and total sham.

How had she, a person described as being 'beautiful', 'kind', 'loving' and 'helpful' could be so betrayed, so hurt by somebody who she trusted so much. She stood up and made her way slowly towards the table. She looked at the food, untouched, unloved. She grabbed a chicken wing and bit into it, sinking her teeth into its warm, spicy flesh, and as she did so, warm memories began to gush into her mind. Vivid images of Christmases by her parents’ fireplace, scholastic and athletic successes, and a very complex love life seemed to form themselves right in front of her, and then came the most vivid image of them all.

Him.

He stood in front of her, in a tuxedo, the color of which complemented his jet-black hair. He smiled at her, his dimples deepening as he grinned, snow-white teeth glimmering in the sunlight that flooded the room through its many rectangular windows. He turned his head towards her, and looked into her eyes before stretching his arm towards her.

She lunged for the outstretched limb practically jumping across five rows of tiling in an attempt to grab onto him with the intention of never letting go. She dropped onto the arm, using her torso to put it in an enclosure of sorts, to make sure it stayed there, but her attempts proved futile, as all her hands could grab was her silky white gown.

She collapsed, her knees buckling under newfound weight in her upper body, making her slide onto the cold, white floor. She began to cry, her eyes squinting as floods of salty water streamed out of them, drawing sludgy mascara onto powdered cheeks and lips coated in thick red lipstick.

She slammed her fists against the cold, white tiles as if she wanted to break them and fall into the earth, where mud, dust and dirt would pile all over her and she would rest of eternity. She was scared, scared of an unknown future, a happy past and a terrible present. She wanted to disappear.

She raised her head, her sights rested on the cake. Ideas began to formulate in her muddled mind, images becoming clearer by the heartbeat. The cake, the most beautiful and perfect thing in the room seemed similar, with dimpled white icing.

She saw him in the cake.

She wrapped her hands around him and squeezed tightly, as if she was scared that he would slip through them and escape. ‘It’s been so long’, she whispered, ‘I thought you’d…you’d forgotten me’.

His silence shocked her.’ Why isn’t he responding?’, she thought to herself. She could not understand the indifference, the sheer lack of care that he responded to her emotion with. She took a step back, and took a good look at him. He looked disheveled, broken and angry, staring at her as if she was a stranger.

Her heart pounded. ‘What’s wrong with him?’ she thought, ‘What could make him act this way?’ ‘I love you!’ she said, and her affection was responded to with complete and total indifference. Rage began to build up inside her. How could somebody that she had loved so much treat her with so much disrespect? Her hands began to form fists and she bore her spice-stained teeth in anger before charging towards him.

She destroyed him, her hands ripping him apart, slicing and dicing him down into small mounds before kicking them off in different directions.

She annihilated him, pounding him with her fists and biting into him in her attempt to make him disappear.

‘How dare you ignore me’, she screamed, ‘How dare you take my love and give me nothing in return!’ ‘You’re a beast, a villain and a thief, and I….I……I don’t love you anymore!’

She moved backwards to look at him. He was silent, split into a million pieces that drifted along in the air or slid cross the vast white tiled surface of the floor. She relished the sight, savoring the feeling of peace, of successful retribution that overcame her as she looked at what she had done.

Then a feeling of regret swept over her. She had killed. She had extinguished the life of somebody she loved, somebody who loved her. She was on the verge of both a mental and physical breakdown. She began to cry, but held back her tears. ‘The worst is over’, she said to herself, ‘All I have to do now is run, run and never come back’.

So she ripped off her white high heels and ran, ran out of the wedding hall and out into the distance, leaving the cake on the ground in the middle of the hall.
Literature / A Story I Wrote by MShittu: 7:40pm On May 10, 2011
Please check out my blog if you read this; the URL's in that bar thingy down below cheesy

I wrote this for an English assignment I had earlier into this year or in late 2010.
Its arguably amongst the best pieces of written work I have ever produced.


Food covered the table's surface, lights reflecting off the creamy, yellow soups and the honey-glazed carrots that lay close to the table's top left corner. The meats dominated the table's entire right side, with dishes of fish, beef and chicken warming the air with their heavy spices.

There sat, in the middle of the table, a cake that dwarfed everything around it. It shone like a sun in the room, lights bouncing off the many pieces of candy that made up a large part of the surface of each of its seven layers. The topmost and smallest layer was made to resemble a miniature dance hall, a dark chocolate roof suspended over white chocolate tiles by spiraling pillars of milk chocolate, around which a plastic couple danced to a Spanish serenade.

She longed to be up there, dancing on the slippery white tiles, soiling her white dress with sticky brown stains and jumping into his arms to whip her long blonde hair into the ebony ceiling above her.

She sighed, her elbows drooping to reveal the pearl necklace that drooped down into her white gown. She dragged her feet along the surface of the wedding hall's tiled floors, moving her shoe’s heel through the grouts that separated the tiles. She laughed to herself thinking about the sheer irony of the fact that what was supposed to be the happiest day of her life turned out to be a failure, a humiliation and a complete and total sham.

How had she, a person described as being 'beautiful', 'kind', 'loving' and 'helpful' could be so betrayed, so hurt by somebody who she trusted so much. She stood up and made her way slowly towards the table. She looked at the food, untouched, unloved. She grabbed a chicken wing and bit into it, sinking her teeth into its warm, spicy flesh, and as she did so, warm memories began to gush into her mind. Vivid images of Christmases by her parents’ fireplace, scholastic and athletic successes, and a very complex love life seemed to form themselves right in front of her, and then came the most vivid image of them all.

Him.

He stood in front of her, in a tuxedo, the color of which complemented his jet-black hair. He smiled at her, his dimples deepening as he grinned, snow-white teeth glimmering in the sunlight that flooded the room through its many rectangular windows. He turned his head towards her, and looked into her eyes before stretching his arm towards her.

She lunged for the outstretched limb practically jumping across five rows of tiling in an attempt to grab onto him with the intention of never letting go. She dropped onto the arm, using her torso to put it in an enclosure of sorts, to make sure it stayed there, but her attempts proved futile, as all her hands could grab was her silky white gown.

She collapsed, her knees buckling under newfound weight in her upper body, making her slide onto the cold, white floor. She began to cry, her eyes squinting as floods of salty water streamed out of them, drawing sludgy mascara onto powdered cheeks and lips coated in thick red lipstick.

She slammed her fists against the cold, white tiles as if she wanted to break them and fall into the earth, where mud, dust and dirt would pile all over her and she would rest of eternity. She was scared, scared of an unknown future, a happy past and a terrible present. She wanted to disappear.

She raised her head, her sights rested on the cake. Ideas began to formulate in her muddled mind, images becoming clearer by the heartbeat. The cake, the most beautiful and perfect thing in the room seemed similar, with dimpled white icing.

She saw him in the cake.

She wrapped her hands around him and squeezed tightly, as if she was scared that he would slip through them and escape. ‘It’s been so long’, she whispered, ‘I thought you’d…you’d forgotten me’.

His silence shocked her.’ Why isn’t he responding?’, she thought to herself. She could not understand the indifference, the sheer lack of care that he responded to her emotion with. She took a step back, and took a good look at him. He looked disheveled, broken and angry, staring at her as if she was a stranger.

Her heart pounded. ‘What’s wrong with him?’ she thought, ‘What could make him act this way?’ ‘I love you!’ she said, and her affection was responded to with complete and total indifference. Rage began to build up inside her. How could somebody that she had loved so much treat her with so much disrespect? Her hands began to form fists and she bore her spice-stained teeth in anger before charging towards him.

She destroyed him, her hands ripping him apart, slicing and dicing him down into small mounds before kicking them off in different directions.

She annihilated him, pounding him with her fists and biting into him in her attempt to make him disappear.

‘How dare you ignore me’, she screamed, ‘How dare you take my love and give me nothing in return!’ ‘You’re a beast, a villain and a thief, and I….I……I don’t love you anymore!’

She moved backwards to look at him. He was silent, split into a million pieces that drifted along in the air or slid cross the vast white tiled surface of the floor. She relished the sight, savoring the feeling of peace, of successful retribution that overcame her as she looked at what she had done.

Then a feeling of regret swept over her. She had killed. She had extinguished the life of somebody she loved, somebody who loved her. She was on the verge of both a mental and physical breakdown. She began to cry, but held back her tears. ‘The worst is over’, she said to herself, ‘All I have to do now is run, run and never come back’.

So she ripped off her white high heels and ran, ran out of the wedding hall and out into the distance, leaving the cake on the ground in the middle of the hall.
Politics / Re: Speakership: Northern Caucus Backs South West • Mounts Pressure On Jonathan by MShittu: 2:28pm On May 10, 2011
You can't blame the north for this, really. If it loses its political power, it's going to be ripped right out of the union.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Sect Rejects Amnesty Offer From The Federal Govt: by MShittu: 2:18pm On May 10, 2011
Boko Haram does not represent Islam in any way, shape or form. Muslims used ot dominate the field of science and all facets of what is now known as 'Western education', or 'Boko', and in many middle eastern countries today, 'Boko' is of extreme importance. In Middle Eastern countries like Jordan, whose royal family claims descent from the Prophet Mohammad (PBUH), large sums of money are spent on enducation and on reforms aimed at further democratizing Jordan.

Boko Haram is a completely nonsensical group whose members deserve no amnesty whatsoever.
Politics / Re: Pic Of Dead Osama Was Photoshoped (see Proof) by MShittu: 6:56pm On May 02, 2011
That picture's oooolddddddd.
Its been around since about 2005 mehn!

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