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Louis8796:
Why does firstbank don't want to give me loan,i tried *894*11#,i clicked on the number 1 icon and the told me dat i am not eligble,i am self employed?

FB loans are best for salary earners, the interest rates are very cheap. Nothing wrong with it @ all.
I have collected a lot and i can te u for free that; Its free money not loan with outrageous interests.

TIME is EVERYTHING.

talented321:
Make 3 sentences starting with ''them''.. Let see the elites...

Them?, I can never cope with their madness.
Them?, such loquacious fellows.
Them?, please leave them out of it.

Please house my Samsung A31, drains when the phone is not in use but the battery lasts well when in use.
Please any help?
N.B__ I have turned off location, restricted ALL apps from background running and even more but its still thesame.

Please house my Samsung A31, drains when the phone is not in use but the battery lasts well when in use.
Please any help?
N.B__ I have turned off location, restricted ALL apps from background running and even more but its still thesame.

Peace of mind is the CHEAPEST but MOST expensive thing on Earth!.

The truth is that; God created Life in such a way that; Nobody is bigger than the other: TIME, GRACE & CHANCE HAPPENS TO ALL. Its ONLY a fool that looks than on ANYONE.

I won't border going into details because; A LOT OF NAIRALANDERS HAVE VERY LOW I.Q; So ALL my threads are not for Low I.Q's... Sorry but not Sorry!.


----From 1st hand experiences & Learnings, these are MOST ways Humans can have peace of mind-----

1. Know that; Everyone is SOMETHING but No one is EVERYTHING!.
2. God's plan supercedes EVERYTHING!.
3. There is time for EVERYTHING!.
4. The people u look down on or people u think don't matter, are the ones that truly matters!.
5. Doing good is like planting a tree, ANY branch CAN produce results, So; ALWAYS do good.
6. Living outside God's Plan automatically means; A WASTED LIFE!.
7. A life without some1 that u can die for or die for u; IS A WASTED LIFE!.
8. Earth is a TEMPORARY PLACE, God has a plan after now, so ANYTHING that happens here is TOTAL VANITY!.
9. ALWAYS depart with people on a good note, No matter what happens; anyone can be of help 2moro.
10. Love is d greatest thing on Earth!.11
11. God can bless ANYBODY!.
12. Whatever u think or say about yourself; U ARE RIGHT!.
13. People u trust MOST will ALWAYS hurt u!.
14. Never underestimate the power of Faith and Patience.
15. NEVER give up in life. The BEST things in Life comes @ d MOST difficult times (NEVER SAY NEVER!).
16. GOD IS D GREATEST!. One with ONLY him is ALWAYS majority.

****Feel free to add yours****
Alhamdulilah.

tctrills:
Oga I have no problem with any language. If you wanted to write an Arabic post that is good and fine but when you write a post meant for Nigerians in English and you begin to divert into Arabic it shows how disorganized you are. You are clearly confused.

Any and every idiot on Nairaland talks about having a high IQ. In my experience, those that boast of having high IQ are often the most unintelligent and you've just proved me right.

You will keep losing if you don't stop posting nonsense.

Alhamdulilah.

Savedday2:
Kindly mind your biz B4 you get into trouble you never bargain for.

The truth is that, those Virgina people cannot be trusted. They are very wicked and useless... All of them.

They are wicked and useless, thanks 4 d info.
But I will put it forward to u that, ANY relationship-Active man (25yrs+) that has dated more than 5 girls and has this ur ALL NAIJA girls useless mentality; IS A TOTAL FOOL!
and should check himself properly (He is his own problem)

Supporting the Evil and a lot of heartless men I have seen and come acrossed; is the highest act of wickedness and genderly biased.
I wasn't brought up to judge with sentiment or emotion.
I have been with bad girls and also dated some Amazing souls and I can tell u for free ; TRUE LOVE IS D BEST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYBODY.

BTW, I don't comment or argue with everybody. I rate I. Q's after my first quote and leave people to wallow in their own world.
Have a nice day.

Decarbonisation:
Shame on your father!

Which bad belle?

You must be insane.

God bless and enrich u with wisdom, u need it more than ANYTHING now in ur life.
Alhamdulilah.

tctrills:
I perfectly understood all that you wrote. You were trying to compare 2 totally unrelated things. What does complaining about our corrupt government have to do with an accident?
I am sure you felt so proud of yourself after writing that nonsense. You even ended with some Arabic to show how confused you are.

If u have problem with Arabic language, pls go fix it.
I post, comment and argue STRICTLY with those; with high I. Q, I don't trade words with everybody. HAVE A NICE DAY, U WON ALREADY!.

Decarbonisation:
Are you sure this is not a Tinubu type of certificate?

We go fit verify am if we contact the School?

Is that the new Congrats!?,
Una nor even dey Shame to display una Bad belle and wickedness publicly., VERY SHAMEFUL.

Decarbonisation:
Are you sure this is not a Tinubu type of certificate?

We go fit verify am if we contact the School?

Is that the new Congrats!?,
Una nor even dey Shame to display una Bad belle and wickedness publicly., VERY SHAMEFUL.

omooba969:
Why abroad though?

Is that a question an adult in 2023 in NAIJA is still asking?

Nairalandar:
Which kind uni b dis

Is that the new Congrats?
Nigerians and Bad belle sha, VERY SHAMEFUL.

Godsonpinski:
HELLO NAIRALANDERS,
SO SORRY TO DIGRESS FROM THE TOPIC OF DISCUSS.

I SEEK AN ADVISE ON HOW TO EXPEDITE MY DECEASED MUMS PENSION AND GRATUITY WHICH RUNS INTO MILLIONS.

ALL DOCUMENT NEEDED HAS BEEN SUBMITTED YET ITS BEEN OVER 2 YEARS AND NO PAYMENT HAS BEEN RECEIVED; ABSOLUTELY ZILCH.

THERE IS A RUMOR THAT THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO BORROW SOME CASH FROM PENCOM FOR WHATEVER REASON. JUST BEFORE THIS TYPE OF CALAMITY OCCUR, I NEED TO COLLECT MY DECEASED MUMS PENSION AND GRATUITY.

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR USEFUL ADVICE.
GOD BLESS.

EXPERTS IN THE HOUSE PLS I NEED YOUR ADVICE.

Sorry about this.
Pls let me tell u plain; PENSION ISSUES IN NAIJA HAS A LOT TO DO WITH LUCK AND A VERY STRONG GRACE OF GOD!.

A lot of people are balling with people's pension money.

I have close people that thier's are running into 5yrs now.
A lot are now settling Offices in order to get it sharp sharp, I KNOW SOME ONE THAT HAS SPENT ALMOST 500K TO PROCESS, FOR 1YR+ NOW, STILL NO WAY!.

NIGERIANS ARE JUST WICKED, I PITY THOSE STILL HERE, THAT HAVE THE FINANCE & OPPORTUNITY TO RE WRITE THEIR POSTERITY''S STORY.

The wickedness of a common man to his fellow commoners, is the one that pisses me more.
May God help u.

Godsonpinski:
HELLO NAIRALANDERS,
SO SORRY TO DIGRESS FROM THE TOPIC OF DISCUSS.

I SEEK AN ADVISE ON HOW TO EXPEDITE MY DECEASED MUMS PENSION AND GRATUITY WHICH RUNS INTO MILLIONS.

ALL DOCUMENT NEEDED HAS BEEN SUBMITTED YET ITS BEEN OVER 2 YEARS AND NO PAYMENT HAS BEEN RECEIVED; ABSOLUTELY ZILCH.

THERE IS A RUMOR THAT THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO BORROW SOME CASH FROM PENCOM FOR WHATEVER REASON. JUST BEFORE THIS TYPE OF CALAMITY OCCUR, I NEED TO COLLECT MY DECEASED MUMS PENSION AND GRATUITY.

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR USEFUL ADVICE.
GOD BLESS.

EXPERTS IN THE HOUSE PLS I NEED YOUR ADVICE.

Sorry about this.
Pls let me tell u plain; PENSION ISSUES IN NAIJA HAS A LOT TO DO WITH LUCK AND A VERY STRONG GRACE OF GOD!.

A lot of people are balling with people's pension money.

I have close people that thier's are running into 5yrs now.
A lot are now settling Offices in order to get it sharp sharp, I KNOW SOME ONE THAT HAS SPENT ALMOST 500K TO PROCESS, FOR 1YR+ NOW, STILL NO WAY!.

NIGERIANS ARE JUST WICKED, I PITY THOSE STILL HERE, THAT HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO RE WRITE THEIR POSTERITY'S STORY.

The wickedness of a common man to his fellow commoners, is the one that pisses me more.
May God help u.

IamKizzbrown10:
MARK MY WORD I GOING IN THERE AND ANYTIME YOU HAD OF kizz brown willies just know that is me

Remember, ANYTHING u think or say in life; Is Possible.
God gat u, and I do too.

tctrills:
The summary of your post is, because you witnessed an accident, Nigerians should stop blaming the Government for corruption and bad governance.

Please learn to comprehend b4 commenting on anything. THANKS.

Willie2015:
D blame goes to the President...
Palliatives admin should have guidleines...
It should go thru an account with a verified BVN...
FG uses technology to collect taxes from masses...
the same FG uses manual system when it comes to palliatives...

How do I use technology to send funds to commoners?.
I doubt if u know how wicked Nigerians are to each other.
If they approve at the top, it doesn't get down.
I am not siding anyone here, it's just pure facts.

izonborn098:
I'm not wrong... Though it choice....

Ask urself these questions:
1. Why do teachers punish the entire class because they fail to point out ONE person that misbehaved?
2. Why do police arrest EVERYONE SEEN in a room, whenever they come to arrest a criminal or cultist?

The answers are very simple; THEY ARE ALL PARTNER IN CRIME because seeing , covering , ignorance and supporting evil is seen as same thing with evil.

THINK THIS--------Would u forgive urself if u know a confirmed rapist in ur neighbourhood but decided to mind ur business ONLY to hear that your next door neighbour's daughter was brutally raped and killed?

Ladyclara002:
It's important to remember that social issues are complex, and it's not just one group's responsibility. Let's work together to find solutions and create positive change.

On point.
A lot won't know that; EVERYONE HAS A ROLE TO PLAY IN TACKLING SOCIETAL PROBLEMS.

Enskynelson:
In a development that has stirred both anticipation and controversy, it has now been over a fortnight since the President's announcement of a substantial disbursement of 5 Billion Naira to each state, aimed at alleviating the economic hardships wrought by the removal of fuel subsidies. This initiative has sparked intense scrutiny, as many Nigerians have voiced skepticism over the decision to entrust such a significant sum of funds to Governors, who are often criticized for their reluctance to allocate federal resources for the welfare of their constituents at the state and local government levels.

The pressing question that arises in the wake of this release is this: What contributions have you witnessed thus far as part of the palliative measures provided by your State Governors?

NB: This will help us to know if the decision of the President to hand over such sum to the Governors was the best or not.

A very important question because a lot of people heap the blame on ONLY the president.
Most times our problems are closer to us than we can ever imagine.
BTW, My state Governor increased Civil Servants salaries by 10k and it was said to last for 3 months but this is not commendable enough as we have a lot of commoners going through hell this period.

Three days ago, a tiler in my neighbourhood was using someone's bike to convey tiles to a site.
He unfortunately met more than he bargained for on his way...

A construction company's truck hit him seriously on the road, this led to the total destruction of the bike and all he was carrying coupled with a lot of blemishes on the truck But he was lucky enough to have minor injuries and deep cut on his leg.

Though, no one was there to tell who was at fault but these were the after findings:

1. The Truck driver was coming from a sharp bend corner where he went to sell Diesel illegally from the truck.
2. The driver up till now ran and abandoned the truck, knowing the consequences of his illegal actions.
3. The Company is currently taking care of the tiler and the cost of fixing the spoilt truck (which is needed for urgent work).
4. They promised to get the owner, A BRAND NEW BIKE.

-------MY POINTS---------
As we keep complaining and blaming the govt. everyday, we fail to analyse and caution ourselves, Look at how this accident has affected the life of a hustler and the cost it will take the Company to solve this issue. This would cost more than 2million.
What if the guy had died?
ALL IN THE QUEST TO SELL DIESEL FROM A TRUCK U OUGHT TO BE ON DUTY WITH.

One BAD GOOD thing about karma is that; HE COMES WHEN WE LEAST EXPECTED!

No single person on Earth is perfect but let's always know that;
1. Our collective actions in life goes a long way to change a lot of things in d society and
2. If we change our mindset and actions positively, we have All collectively join forces to change the Government and the Society.

Alhamdulilah.

IamKizzbrown10:
thank you so much

Kudos to u.
God Can NEVER and has NEVER failed those who trust in him. If u have a dream; keep pushing because. EVERYTHING on Earth is difficult.
If DAVIDO, BURNA BOY tell u how they got there, I bet u won't even dare to pass the path, because; it was VERY bumpy!
Asake, Fireboy, Mayorkun and others making wave 2day has seen hell but they won't come out and emphasize on it much because;
IMMEDIATELY U BLOW, ALL THE SUFFER DISAPPEARS FROM UR THINKING but a little still remains in ONLY the memory.
May God see u through ur Music dream.
Alhamdulilah.

anthonyuncle:
don't be surprised that this same lady might be keeping the maltreatment away from her (father's) family.

her siblings might not be aware of what's happening to her.

They ALL know bro.
The lady has told me severally that she has reported to her family, that she wants a quit but they are insisting she remains there.
Even the man's Family have cautioned the man severally, most of them don't even realte with him anymore.
ALL THESE ARE FACTS I WAS DIRECTLY TOLD BY A LOT OF BOTH RELATIVES.

Fahvvy:
First of...
Liking a full grown adult female to a child sounds demeaning ... So in a bid to defend the gender you're so in love with and claim to understand, you ended up insulting them even more, wehdone sir ....

Secondly...
I TOTALLY DISAGREE with you when you say there is "absolutely nothing" a woman can do that would warrant beating her up ...

There are lines that if ANYONE, male or female were to cross, they'll get what's coming for them ...

Lemme give an instance...
If a person were to attack me, be it MALE or FEMALE, I would defend myself to the best of my ability and in the process if I can kick the as.s of the one assaulting me, I would GLADLY do so REGARDLESS OF GENDER ...

Thirdly...
It is because of ideologies like yours that have allowed lots of females to behave like they're possessed ...

Or why do you think that a female will see a guy who is physically stronger than she is, but still wouldn't hesitate to shred him to pieces with her words and even hit him over little arguments? ...

It's simply because they know that they wouldn't be any consequences!! ...

In other words, they know that guys like you exist ... Guys who would allow them walk away without facing the full consequences of their actions ...

It's time to start holding females accountable!
It's time to allow women bear the consequences of their actions!

We can always agree to disagree ...

But like I said, I was once as passionate as you are about women matters ...

Bro. U misunderstood my clear post.
I used wives and not Females, there is a big difference when we say a random female toy with u and ur wife.
I WILL STAND ON MY POINT; WOMEN ARE LIKE CHILDREN, THEY MUST ALWAYS OFFEND U.
Nature made them like children, u must learn to accept that fact, it's not an insult in any way.
It's ONLY a weak man that thinks women has physical strength. Majority of their strength is in their EMOTIONS AND MOUTH.
WOMEN ARE EMOTIONALLY STRONGER THAN MEN! but their easy tears always fool a lot of men to think otherwise.

Learning how to tame ur wife is the number one skill EVERY man MUST learn because; there is no one way process, same as f*cking and satisfying a woman!; They enjoy it and get satisfied differently!
Bro. It takes ONLY eyes for a REAL MAN to communicate anger to his wife., Nature made them that simple but a lot will never know.
- It takes ONLY shouting to make a lot of ladies cry and beg for ur mercy.
- It takes JUST being quiet to get a lot, begging for forgiveness (Only gurus know how this works)

Being with women is a school u can graduate from in just few months while a lot will stay in that school till eternity, wallowing in frustration.
Bros. There can NEVER be ANY Justification to beat up ur wife, if it's not working; LET HER GO IN PEACE.
*The trend of forcing ourselves on women rather than earning our spot in their heart (Like our Grand parents used to do), is the major reason why women are playing with this generational men.
-If u witness the kind of blows and kicks a lot of men give ladies; u would know that ur point is very wrong.
Remember; If she were ur daughter of Sister, u wouldn't have been saying the same thing!.
Remember; ANOTHER MAN'S FOOD IS ANOTHER'S POISON!

IF u think I am a simp or woman wrapper, then I wud say; Lol!... There is no woman on Earth that won't mellow in my hands, it will take me very limited time to learn how to tame whoever am with.
Men are loosing their masculinity daily.

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. I just red on FP on a debate on Power vs Money 💰. In my own opinion, I will rather choose Power (Spiritual power)over money. Before you crucify me, let me give my reasons. Have you keenly asked yourself why people join the Occult? 🤔 1. For wealth 2. Power 3. For fame 4. For protection. Money 💰 is power, I agree. But Spiritual power supersedes all. Why? You can get or influence all these through spiritual means. Spiritual Powers don't only give you money, it gives you power, fame and protection.

My brother u are very far from the point of realizing that; ITS ONLY GOD THAT CAN GIVE U ANYTHING, EVEN THE ONES U CAN NEVER BELIEVE OR THINK OF.
Alhamdulilah.

IamKizzbrown10:
Finally have giving up on my music career as it seems is not going to work, am 25 years from akwa ibom state nigeria, am very much interested in becoming a porn star i just need a legit connection, weather in nigeria or outside nigeria am ready , am very good in knacking most time i knack from 30 minutes to 1hr none stop, most times girls pay me to knack them am talking about peoples girlfriend and hookup girls, i got a lot of recommendation from one girl to another.
i need to start making money and take care of my needs please anyone with legit connection should contact me using my number on my signature

i base in benin city edo state nigeria and am also open for collabo with anyone who is interested in opening the business

I stopped reading immediately after am 25yrs!
Bro. if @ common 25yrs, u have given up on ur dream, then pls just don't waste ur time in another quest because; u are yet to see the real frustration in life!, guy, na I.T u just dey do.
u have a lot u failed to learn earlier.
Life is not for the weak or quitters!.

modified....
thinking u can knack for 1hour automatically means a rare talent is a mirage.
I have a very nice d*ck and can knack for 2hours + without any substance and I am not seeing it as a gift.
Bro. there are millions of people better than u out there.
whoever u are; believing in ur self and trusting the process is the first and most important path to greatness.
Check the list of ALL great people in different fields and learn the act of trusting the process, Faith and Patience.
Alhamdulilah.

izonborn098:
Sorry to ask...
Are u single?
Do u have problems?
Do you have bills and kids worrying u everyday?
When u get to one stage in life u will understand that involving urself in things that don't concern u is immaturity..
It's very hard to convince people and fight for what is seems wrong' why? Because the nation love corruption and being ruled by corrupt leaders...
Don't involve urself in things that doesn't concern u and even if u want to involve in any know that it will backfire many at times..

U are very wrong sir,
OP is 100% on point because; Failure to speak the truth @ all point automatically means, supporting evil and u have a share of the consequences of the evil.
Take a look at the preachers condemning evil and preaching repentance, they are constantly contributing to achieving a sane society.
Becos. the world are condemning u for speaking the truth should NEVER make u relent and remember ONE WITH JUST ONLY GOD IS MAJORITY and U need ONLY God's approval to be truly correct and on point.
Alhamdulilah.