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He is the carbon copy of his dad. To hell with dna test!

chinavs9ja:
Lol...Na for Naija we dey celebrate that police rejected bribe and it becomes a news. Something that should be normal thing. SMH

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Oga professional website developer, It's precisely because it isn't "normal" to reject a bribe that the conduct of these officers in rejecting the chunky bribe is being celebrated.

seanwilliam:
, if you convert it to $, it’s not really a big money like that .. 1200$

Even in USA 1200$ is not a small change. In January 2023, according to a report, a whopping 57% of Americans have less 1000$ in their savings account, while 11.4% had no savings at all. That means that close to 70% of Americans cannot afford the phone without some form of credit.

Op you strong sha, metaphorically and even spiritually yarning, to drop a whopping sum like that on phone at this material time. Shey the screen no fit crack ni if the phone accidentally hit the floor or a hard object. Abi the phone dey "unstealable" ni. I am not here to cry yahoo-yahoo or pen robber, but I know that it's unlikely in these hard times to earn legit 1.8 million, through your own sweat and tears, and put it down like that. S24 nko, S64 ni!

capnies:
WHERE IS THE VEHICLE?

Hahahaha, e dey for yonder! No be naija we dey again!

Giftedhand47:
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What happens if you track a stolen phone to a bandits/ kidnappers den? Are you going to use juju to retrieve it or dribble your customer away by directing them to contact naija police?

To say you put your trust only in God in times of difficulty, and not in any human being, is now a criminal offence in "secular", "democratic" Bauchi state. I see some mumu spewing thrash above - well, today it's a Muslim cleric these useless politicians are harassing, tomorrow it can be anyone, not ruling out even the jaundiced posters. Oppression of one is Oppression of all.

ColonelMichael:
the houthi terrorists are operating in their territory abi, red sea is another of their territory, you islamic terrorists will always find reasons to kill other people and cry victim.

Mr man, we are talking Iraq here. If you've issue with houthis go and settle them.

onadana:
One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.

Don't mind the mumus calling them names. These guys are in their country and all their activities are within the borders of their country. Foreigners come to occupy their land and stewpid ideeots call people defending their homeland against foreign domination names.

IronGalaxy:
What do you think those sleeping in our home affairs benches are there for? vacation?

Good you say sleeping. In this country, our dear native land, citizens can go any where, even sleep on the lawn or benches as they please without the fear of being lynched by anyone as in your lawless country.

IronGalaxy:
. South Africa arguably accommodates the biggest number of African immigrants. would they still be around if we just go around lynching people? There's a complete thread here on NL of Nigerians trying to move to SA..for greener pastures...why try move there when we kill you people? Apply your brains for once, please

furthermore..

You can't come from a hotbed of tribal hate then try to lecture me about xenophobia. it doesn't work that way. Focus on your tribal issues before pointing fingers at others

Greener pastures! In south africa? Hahahaha!

IronGalaxy:
Bro relax. There were never millions of us scattered around Africa selling fried fish in anyone's country under apartheid. You can't remix my own history, I studied it in school fam, I have elders still alive who relay history to me. We didn't cross bothers to burden anyone's system

You guys should go and get yourself properly educated so that you can get off your xenophobia and predilection for lynching innocent fellow black africans. There is no other country in Africa where innocent black africans are perpetually targeted for lynching. You people need brain reset.

IronGalaxy:
My comment still stands. We were never a basket case for anyone

Millions of you were then scattered across africa in nigeria, Ghana, tanzania etc and you were never seen as a burden. I dont blame you young guys, though, because your politicians have brainwashed you and diverted your anger away from their corruption and mismanagement to hate fellow black africans (zimbabweans, mazombicans, somalians, ethiopians). You are a basket case given your penchant to lynch innocent fellow black africans. Very crazy attitude. Africans helped you to get rid of the whiteman, ironically you are still mentally enslaved - maybe we should be thinking of how to get you off that.

IronGalaxy:
We can speak of Tanzania not Nigeria. We were never anyone's basket case even under Apartheid, you never saw us flocking to your countries en masse

Mr man, you are totally ignorant on this issue. A complete ignoramus, sorry to say! In the 1970s there were a LARGE number of southern africans on nigerian govt scholarship in nigerian academic institutions, even in secondary schools like the iconic federal govt girls college Akoka, lagos. The young men and women were pampered and generously provided for way beyond what native nigerian students were getting. Mandela himself acknowledged publicly the role of Nigeria and Ghana in the liberation of south africa . Remember that nigeria pumped millions of dollars to the ANC in the 1970s. In fact, nigeria was regarded as one of the frontline states on account of the huge resources she committed to the liberation of not only south africa, but also Rhodesia (now Zimbabwe), mozambique and Angola. Right from the time of Prime Minister Tafawa Balewa in the 1960s nigeria adopted the diplomatic position that Africa was the centrepiece of Nigeria's foreign policy. Thanks to the huge petro-dollars that accrued to nigeria then, we were able to hugely bankroll the many liberation groups in the southern african region.
God bless our dear native land of nigeria.

Vision101:
@IronGalaxy
It's such an insult. How many times have we played Zimbabwe for example? Have we never lost against them? How many Zimbabweans reside in SA? What has ever happened to them when they win?


@me
Low-key SA citizens are not envious of Zimbs but they are of Nigerians. They don't know how much resources and sacrifices that Nigeria made to give them the freedom that they have today.

On point. In the 1970s the federal government forced civil servants to donate part of their salaries towards the liberation of South Africa. There were also large numbers of South Africans studying in Nigerian universities on full federal government scholarship. Other African countries also helped South Africans. At one point Tanzania, then classified as one of the poorest countries in the world, was hosting millions of South African refugees fleeing apartheid.

Spybradd:
If not for our stupid leaders and equally extremely stupid supporters, would this be necessary?

Rogue nation

Mr man, you don't know the level of crime and lawlessness in South Africa. A friend was robbed at gunpoint by a policeman, yes policeman, right there in the toilet at Johannesburg airport on his way back to Nigeria after attending a conference in Pretoria. In another incident, a man arriving from Nigeria at the same airport was trailed to the reception of the hotel in Johannesburg and murdered. So, the Nigeria high commission is in order - to be forewarned is to be forearmed.

Gerontocracy everywhere. Whither Africa!

Bad news for ipob, ugm, esn, boko haram, iswap, bandits and other terrorists.

AntiChristian:
This man is old!

Right from when he said God drank his tea!

"Drank tea with him"(his actual words). This is the sort of fallacy you fall into when you equate the Almighty with His creation by saying He begets a child.

Fact: In Christianity nothing is impossible.

[quote author= post=128262299]To all enemies of Nigeria wishing us badluck,
This is for y'all.
Y'all will be put to shame.....[/quote]Thank you, bro.
May God continue to bless our dear native land of Nigeria and decimate her detractors.

Iamzik:
Northerners are mostly Muslims and their religion dies not support elaborate burial. They don't even buy casket

Even northern Christians are modest in their burial ceremonies.

All of them should be banned will their yeye miracles.

Hahaha, maybe efcc gave him trimodophalinequilonamine, a non- existent drug, so he could spill the against himself!!!!

Instead of all this dancing around, they can easily adopt the tradition where you must bury the dead within 24 hours no matter what. After the burial everyone goes their own way in pursuit of their livehood. Shikena! If you doubt this go to the north to confirm.

Question: sir, what do you mean by restructure the country.
Olanipekun: As a lawyer I can tell you unequivocally that we must restructure immediately.

Question: You haven't answered the question sir.
Olanipekun: I am telling you that as far I am concerned we have no choice but to restructure.

Question: With all due respect sir, the question is, what is your definition of restructuring.
Olanipekun: Well, the simplest answer to your question is that this is the time to restructure to save the country.

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prod1:
He couldn't withstand the thought of another rod entering that hole

That is it!

Good one from the north, worthy of emulation by other states. Without this intervention many of the law graduates from the state will not be able to go to law school due to lack of finance. Imagine, tuition jumping from 250k to 476k in one fell swoop! Even at 250k, many indigent law graduates in the country usually postpone law school for a year or two just to raise the money to pay the tuition.
Kudos to Kebbi state govt.

Good one there, bros Ahmed Musa.

May God continue to bless our dear native land of Nigeria and shame/decimate her detractors.

BlueRayDick:
So what's the essence of the alarm being raised if NAFDAC cannot explain in clear ternm how to identify the counterfeit products? Or are they saying people should just avoid the Dano brand totally going forward?

What kind of empty health advisory is this from NAFDAC?

Nafdac has been half dead since late Prof Akunyile left the place in 2009. If the Prof were still the head of nafdac all the culprits in this shameful fake dano milk saga would have been arrested and dealt with.

Lagos is doing a lot of things right compared to other state - they even have a state safety commission. Good one there.