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Mazi Nnamdi Kanu and ogbuefi Sam ekpa, notorious SE de facto leaders, should call their disciples to order. May God save igbos from igbos.

bigdammyj:
Noted.

While it's good to work hard and work smart, if you don't have connections (in Nigeria), you'll need God's special grace to accomplish your dreams.

Without God's special grace which connections will you have? God's favour determines everything.

The women looks the quiet, calm and reserve type. It's practically impossible to get over the passing of this type of woman, if you're closely related to her.

Kudos Qatar.
Let me hear somebody say Islam-a-bad. Hypocrites!

We know what happened can happen because it did happen.
Wedding na wedding whether they do am for mud or in the rain or in a N4 million event hall. In the end, the man will be called husband and the bride will answer wife. Shikena!

successmatters:
Nobody will beat you if you write the same nonesense and use your real name, using Emeka is just very deceptive of you.

But Op has made it clear from the outset that deception is the main thing.

accordadoga24:
God bless Mary Slessor.

If not for her, these people would not be existing today.

Mary Slessor's missionary activities, especially her efforts at stopping the killing of twins, was in far away calabar area. In any case , the yorubas were not known to be killing their twins.

In Christianity nothing is impossible!

The correct expression is "speeding" and not "overspeeding". How can a driver "overspeed"? - that's practically impossible.

You eat 3 times a day and do sex 3 times a week - equation balanced! Seriously, there's a tendency for some women to be less enthusiastic about sex as they grow older. Your wife may be showing signs of sex fatigue. It's left for you to rein in your preek and allow her to live in peace after 10 year's of 3 times a week sex.

NAC1666:
Even for oyibo country?

It's due to a mechanical fault and can happen anywhere. Even the pope was once caught in a faulty lift right there at the vaican and was only rescued after 25 minutes. When he got out the pontiff thanked the technicians who worked frantically to save him and never attributed his rescue to any anointing. If it were any of our conmen here, they would paint the town red boasting how "powerful" anointing saved them from the machinations of the enemy.

Racoon:
And the Nigerian government is still foot dragging with Abba Kyari extradition?

Abba kyai is something but those extradited are nothing

Mosquitoes have no use in the ecological scheme of things, i think. So, even if eradicated completely today there would be no harm to the ecological order. Mosquitoes are entirely useless, just pesky little vermin causing untold misery to humans

remi4ever:
I get it. My question now is 85miles for an empty tank or when the reserve comes on. To do this test I bought 16ltrs and my reserve turned on at 47miles. Now I'm at 51m. It'll get to 60m when I get back home. I don't know how long it'll take to empty out, so i don't know how many l/km to peg it at yet.

Also, my fuel pump was serviced so some fuel was wasted.

Is your odometer dial in miles or kilometres? 85miles is about 135 km and I doubt if 16 ltrs can cover that distance in stop-go city driving.

paymentvoucher:
We have plenty petrol stations that their fuel burn very fast in ABUJA. There is this fuel station (AFDIN) on your way to Kubwa after AA-Rano, I don't know what they pour in their fuel or where they usually get their fuel but trust me it doesn't consume fast like others.

If I full my tank to the brim, I can use it for days before it comes down to the F sign. But they don't sell fuel regularly. Whenever I see the place open, I buy full tank straight...

There 's nothing they can add to petrol for it to burn more efficiently to give a better mileage. Maybe it's a psychological thing on your part or you have a sentimental attachment to that filling station. It could be, though, that the station sells dirty petrol from illegal refineries which puts considerable strain on your engine and you think you are getting a good petrol mileage but it's the engine that's getting a battering working inefficiently.

successmatters:
These are real bishops, not the fake ones hired by the druggie.

But ipob don't recognise them as "real" bishops and won't give a tinker's cuss to their statement.

EmperorCaesar:
Sanusi is already greater than Sultan

By the way, why is he putting on his Royal garment? He's no longer an Emir and shouldnt act like one

Sanusi Lamido Sanusi still doesn't take it kindly with anyone who addresses him as former emir. He goes about announcing himself as 14th emir of kano and always in full regalia of an emir. Somebody said he's yet to come to terms with the fact of his politically motivated ignominious dethronement by Ganduje. SLS now holds the title of spiritual leader of Tijaniyya (islamic) sect in Nigeria, a position he uses with the phantom "reigning" 14th emir title to continue in his regal, flamboyant lifestyle. Emir or not, SLS still maintains his bevy of 4 (yes,1,2,3,4) ladies as wives and 13 dazzling children. He can afford the extravagant living, though, as he's "rumoursly" worth a staggering $80m (dollars o, not any yeye currency).

To get 90+ score in UMTE English language paper is rare, if at all achievable. You will see candidates with 90+ in other subjects but check out the English language it will be 60+. I think it's down to time. However brilliant you are time is your biggest enemy in the English language paper. By the time you finish with the comprehension section time is almost gone and you have to rush through the objective questions. As you practically have to rush through the exam you' re bound to make mistakes or may not finish before the bell rings.

SaLongs1:
Upon wetin wey person go suffer like this?

Hahahaha, bros I no wan accuse you but you sure say no be from my mind you take this statement (by clairvoyance).

Hananfine:
Who legalized the same sex marriage?

Are they not the same christian... Pope support it.
Many christian countries are practicing gay and lesbian.

In Christianity nothing is impossible!

abidem4real:
Rubbishes are allowed and tolerated in Christendom with impunity because of the meekness of Christ Jesus' followers. If it were to be other religion, heaven would have been let loose

Heaven will not be let loose in "other religion" because nothing of this sort happens there. Truth is, in Christianity nothing is impossible. This one wakes up to set up a church with gullible individuals expecting to sing and dance their way to heaven from the ramshackle structure. Tomorrow another person will declare himself a prophet and start talking gibberish. Or someone will proclaim himself anointed and start all sorts of shenanigans. Okotoko brothers were killing people in there church in Imo state and keeping the skulls as trophy. One self- appointed "man of god" was accused of sleeping with virtually anything and everything in skirt in his church by a former member of the church. Now, what is impossible in naija Christianity?

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Why are some people fixated on japa even if it makes no sense at all? Dey swear for dem ni?

That's about 250k naira just for visa application. And if visa is denied NO REFUND. Na wetin dey for UK sef?

Wuru-wuru labour unions - very good at swearing at government over the airwaves and adept at shaking hands under the table with government officials.

Curse777:



Village people cookings

While growing up something similar happened to a friend's father.. he worked as FG worker, resigned and travelled in the early 1990s, he was sending in cars and all, after a while he secretly tried to marry another wife and relocate her... That was when his wife got him back home without anything


Again I remember my own first Japa experience, Got a Job a 5 star hotel in UAE, Free food, free accomodation average salary, and I was just fresh out of the university, Travel agent wants me to have travel experience so I paid good money

I worked 3months straight nightshift, no sleeping

3months straight no off days Mondays to Monday no break

Indian Boss yelling at you, Arab boss fighting you

8 to 12 hours standing on your feet

No friends as everyone are busy working

At a point I completely zombified, and blacked out, my mind was completely off

Apart for Vacation abroad, Nigeria remains the best country ever if you get good source of income..




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This reminds me of a story i heard sometime ago. A nigerian man who was on his very first trip outside nigeria saw a security guard at the entrance of a shop in london. On a closer look he recognised him as a former lecturer at a federal university. Imagine, from university lecturer to "maigad" all because of japa stupidity.

The solution is simple: Give interest- free loans to those who want it and give loans with interest to those want to pay interest. Shikena

Hoelujohn:
If na CIA or MOSSAD, Dem for don find solution about this guy's case. NIA is not working. Before they spend up to 500k dollars, they would have settled his case.

What you've said is not untrue!

$1000 in USA is like having 1000 naira in nigeria. So, those talking dollar to naira exchange rate in comparison are talking bunkum.

See how hypocrites are gonna avoid this thread like poison.

Okhuadams:
Very funny name for a party Because of our tomorrow BOOT. instead it should be Because of their pockets. BOTP

Maybe you never heard of "You Chop I Chop Party". The party actually did exist in 1979.