₦airaland Forum

Hoffman2003:
Dear sir/ma, as a matter of urgency, i am in deep need of help. I am applying David Oyedepo Foundation scholarship for 2022/2023, under landmark university. And the deadline on 31st Jul, 2022. My application form is still progressing and it remains academic letter of reference, religious letter of reference and secondary school transcript. I mistakenly uploaded my neco result will this affect my form?

Have you submitted the application? And also, do you have a reference already?

Damn! People with kids are trying. Can't picture myself in such scenarios.

There's nothing bad in couples having their personal room and sleeping separately.

With all your prayers, Nigeria is still shit.

Bruno3000:
Lost or donated? If u know, u know.

You reason like a typical ignorant African.

pussyeater:
This boy nor let mama see her grand pikin. Na waa oh

That's not an enough reason to have kids! He's an adult and he's got the right to make whatever decision he wants.

InvertedHammer:
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That's why it is good to explore the world. If you venture outside, then come back into Nigeria to see the nonsense people are celebrating, shame go catch you. Imagine ordinary flyover being constructed with a fanfare and the governor go dey buga sef.
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It's an eyesore. I always find it absurd seeing the governors celebrating constructions of bridges.

Magnoliaa:
I don't get some of y'all. Smh. You people will complain that wokeness is destroying marriages and that there no marriages to look up to, yet here's one person sharing tips of his successful marriage and you are still mocking him with "he has tried".

I mocked him? You really don't understand sarcasm!

This is hilarious.

Some things ain't for the faint-minded.

Gullible clown.

Only a foolish human joins and get involved with gang.

Olawunmiabeni22:
So when the lady give birth what will she tell her baby your daddy is a gay or what

Yes. Caitlyn Jenner was former Bruce Jenner, and if he had become a transgender when Kendal and Kylie were toddlers, Kris, their mom, would have told them their father became transgender after they were born.

Married for 30 years? This man has tried.

Prettygirl200:
As long as you understand what he meant!!!

The purpose of communication is for the receiver to understand the message. It makes no sense if you're pasimg out an information or whatever and the audience are confused. A sender must consider the type of audience he's reaching out to.

Y'all and poor grammar. There's nothing like "cousin brother," it's "male cousin."

Romanoff:
And when it breaks, what happens?

Abortion, abandoning the child, conditioning the mother to be a baby mama.

That's not our decision to take. That's their problem because they are adults and they should know the consequences of whatever actions they take in life.

I can't advise an adult not to have sex. It's absolutely none of my business.

Romanoff:
Condom dey break.

Abstinence is key.

Yes, it does but we can't stop people having sex just because condom can break.

Enny2013:
D dumper wrote dat u shud name her 'Godsgift' and u ar giving her anoda name...y? Simple instructor!!!

He's got the right to give her whatever name he desire. The mother lost all her right the moment the baby was dumped!

Romanoff:
What if the father abandoned her with the pregnancy?

We think we are woke in this generation but all our wokeness na just stupidity las las.

Abstain from premarital sex, mba, them no go gree.

That's possible also. I really don't understand why ladies don't respect themselves that much. Unprotected sex is very risky and can lead to msny things. The fear of Herpes, HIV etc should be enough reason to make one abstain from unprotected sex or sex itself.

Romanoff:
What happened to the father of the baby?

Will he not notice that his pregnant wife/gf/baby mama has done something to their baby?

The father might not even be in the picture. Some of these girls don't even know whose seed is in them.

They will never use condom, and that's the reason we keep having these type of cases.

RedChiefPriest:
2 days ago,wife carry petrol station nack am for him husband head and use matches burn am till he die for oshogbo .
Today husband don turn Anthony Joshua beat his wife till she no breathe again.
Something is definitely wrong somewhere, should I say the youths are messed up unlike the old folks or what?
Rip to the lady

Dj! No bring me anything, this news na bad one.
Barman! Play me " what's going on sef" by 2pac and Desmond tutu.

It will continue to be that way unless young people stop using social media couples as yardstick for what a marriage should be like. Couples need to settle their differences between themselves without any third party involved.

Most couples are always quick to post their relationship problem online and they and up being advised wrongly.

peepydelano:
And she’s still single and have obviously embrace feminism as consolation for her singlehood

She did the right thing!

Whosoever I will date must address me as "Emperor or Royal Highness."

I can't imagine myself bringing up some issues online.

FalseProphet1:
Send me a dm and I will waybill you a Bell so that once you ring it, the spirit of prophecy would come upon you, and would prophesy mysteries to the nations.

This I have seen.

There's nothing like "waybill something," it's a wrong word to use in such context.

Healthrelatedjo:
Make all of us go buy motor be dt na... Lol is that even possible?

Yes, it's possible in most areas.

I would really like them to ban it. Most of the riders are menace to the society.

TrumpDonald2:
I had thought there was a mistake with the topic until I read the story. Gays are abnormal and disgusting.

What makes them abnormal and disgusting?

Moh247:
Wizkid Prick carry grace

Tiwa savage better go back to spread her kpekus and tap some grace before Tems finish everything

Teni sef collect small grace

Trash! The lady is a very good songwriter.

Beauty with brains.

manuelkel:
Let me tell you a short story that happened to me and my boss at Orlu, Imo state 2020 during lockdown.
My boss and I went for Leave(Nigerian Brewery Company Amah,Enugu)
We travelled to Orlu to spend some times,we hooked up with 2ladies and headed to a hotel. My boss's room was adjacent to mine. As late as 2A.M I could hear my boss shouting and pleading for life's mercy. The whole hotel was stunt, the manager had no option but to break the door. We found my boss panting and shaking with only his boxers on. We took him down to the reception hall, he stood still and dumb for roughly 4hours.
At last he spoke to us "I tried having sex with her she refused, I didn't force her,late that night,I needed to cuddle her,I felt her skin very slippery and cold, I put on the light,it was faulty. I flashed my phone, lo and behold a huge python on bed with me, with mouth wide open. I shouted and started begging her. She confessed she was sent to get a male for another rituals of hers,but because I didn't force her for sex she said she'd not take me that I'm not a sex freak. She disappeared" the bed was wet like say na rain beat am.
Pls, this is a true life story. The girl I was with that night got arrested, she was later confirmed not knowing anything about her friend. She too was stunned that her friend was a marine spirit. I'm still in touch with her, up to date she's still not heard from her friend.

Pls, all that glitters are not Gold.

Fiction!!! This ain't logical and it's a pure lie.