₦airaland Forum

oldtruth:
You didn't complete it.

May Thunder fire Lai Mohammed, his children, his lineage, all supporter of this horrendous act and everyone in...

Direct the Thunder well

lol at direct the thunder well

omowolewa:
Tor!
They didn't tell him monies for Vote buying is non refundable?

You have that huge amount and cannot build factories of Global standards for Nigerians to work and earn living.

UBA, how much is a modular refinery, how much is a mini power plant, how much is a Motor Parts manufacturing company? No

Con dey dash monies up an down, you no go see refund. Whatever happens in Las Vegas ends in Las Vegas.


Work don dey!
Help Uba recover his missing monies then thank me later.

you are veeerrrrryyyy wicked .
Where him wan Start from

ChiefSosa:
There are several means of powering a Cable car other than just Direct electricity. Cable cars have been available for about 2 centuries now, so different means have been developed to power/run the cars, excluding mechanical means.
Lol, thanks for passing by.
Cheers!

When I asked that question about electricity being used to power the cable car and like you have added that there are other sources, I had to take a back seat to analyze the unfortunate situation we find ourselves in this country.
It's really not about the source of power, but the safety mechanisms, consistency and maintenance culture which of course you know we totally lack in this part of the world.
Buildings dey collapse because of poor planning, poor building materials, talkmore of cable cars that will have an influx of people as passengers.
The thought of a cable car hanging thousand of feet away from the ground because of power failure is giving me headache already, except if it will be mandatory that it will also be our leaders means of transportation, .
If you know, you know

Mylordmygod1:
Hello nairalanders.

I will not call the name of my church for some reasons, but my church is that type that dosn't have a parmanent pastor.

So, we always have a new pastor almost every four or five years.

Recently, a new pastor was transfered to us, this my new pastor is very good when it comes to preaching the word of God, and things that helps in the development of a church.. infact, so many good things have been going 'on' in my church since his arrival.

But the problem is that, he is that kind of pastor with swag, He goes to beer parlour to drink, he can go to gathering to play draft, (imaging the kind of people u see in a beer parlour of draft gathering), and because of this things he does, some people (expecially other churches) use it against us the members..

People we be like, una pastor wey dey drink beer.. And we don't even know how we can deffend him or ourself when we are being attacked by these people..

We are currently loosing members on a daily basis, and i'm not happy with it.

Na RCCG.
If you want to be discreet, you should not have mentioned that pastors are changed 4 to 5 years naah!

ChiefSosa:
We have all done this at one point in time lol.
Cable cars may help situations, especially for people with health issues and Older citizens that need to cross the road and are unable to use the Pedestrian bridge. Plus, the pedestrian bridge is not usually safe at night.

Lol, we've got cable cars at Obudu, Cross river state. We would have more that one, so that will solve the overcrowding.[/b

[b]Cable cars are relatively safe.
Firstly, they've got hidden CCTV in there. The cameras are carefully hidden so people will never know. Secondly, there are cable car operators and security officials at Point A and Point B. Nobody in his right senses will want to commit crime in a cable car, especially when it is in the air. You get monitored before leaving, while on air and immediately you land. The Cable car operators control everything. Only pregnant women are not allowed in Cable cars.


A picture was attached to my comment, so you'll know the type of Cable car I'm talking about!

the cable car you talked about, shebi na electricity dey powe am?
I am just passing by o.......

Is the OP a male or female?
And how did he know that his neighbour was watching movie with an ear piece?
Or maybe the neighbor told / her after the would be rapists had gone?
Don't quote me abeg, I am angrily searching for my missing #500

Slawal23:
Actually dancing is not part of worship. But difficult to believe.

Yet David danced almost to a point of unclothedness that God cursed his wife Micah with barrenness because she ridiculed him when she realised that he threw caution to the winds and danced to the glory of God

specialmati:
i keep asking what is the different between him and buhari

I have been asking that question too.
Must we recycle leaders?.
Is it a must that a VP must be recycled to become a president.
Where is that law emanating from?
Aren't there capable people in the country of over 200 Million.
Na so them talk say Abacha or nothing then.
Youth earnestly ask for Abacha(YEAA) that year.
Where is the Abacha now?
Nonsense and BMCs

JackDaAlienz:
For this Buhari Economy
I get 10 billion for my bank account
But I dey wealr Chinos Sandals everywhere I go

I get 24 foreign cars
But I dey order Uber

Why??
Showing off Wealth in a country where everybody eye dey red is like inviting criminals to pay you visit.
Make una dey use una head

bros, cut soap and sponge for me naah!
I promise to follow you dey wear sandal and chinos skirt.
Infact Uber is too flamboyant, I will be using Keke napep as long as money dey account and my 4 soldiers are chopping fine

Oyindamolah:

50kg Bag of rice for sale
Location Lagos Isolo
Price N25,000
Call Glory +234 803 201 0160

basmati rice? . Because that is what bubu and I eat.
That's how we roll

Shellsploit:
Good evening oo

Good evening

Shellsploit:
Tell them ooo...
Ndi na pu amu no'nu

isi gini biko?

samuel051:
What a tragedy..did she die??

she didn't die, she went to visit 6 feet

kkonyeji:
Welcome back bro, no wonder I stopped seeing ur comments.
You were banned cos you called a Spade a Spade?...Na waooo

indeed a spade should be called a spade naah!!!

lilvicky68:
Who send you to rent big house..

Omo make I enter Canada. Na small place I go rent where I fit stand sleep..

Why will I go to Canada and start sleeping or living in a house..

you are a big clown.
Lol at stand sleep.
Chai!! Nairaland get character o

gfon:
is not the matter of big boy,is it effective?As for me,i prefer taking herbs to drugs.I hate the smell of drugs.

I have a friend that has lived in America for almost 15 years.
Any time he comes back to Nigeria, he will soak himself with a lot of Agbo.
The quantity of Agbo that guy drinks eh! .
He drinks it to wash his system of junk foods, and to fortify himself against jedijedi, malaria and other illnesses.
And year in year out, I never hear say the guy dey sick .
Agbo wonder

wunmi590:
Lol


Malaria, pile are no respector of non


Aunty, come and see how they would be queuing to buy and be sweating profusely....

queuing and sweating profusely! Lol For Agbo?

wunmi590:
Honestly, that business is booming, sometimes before going home, I branch there and buy and take home to drink

. I am not doubting you o.
Nothing is impossible.
It's just the picture you created in my mind with your analogy.
People dey wear tie, branch and download some Agbo before heading home, and infact like you, do some take aways.
I just imagine some big boys for banks wey don form finish For day time, then will later branch iya Rashida corner for some bottles of agbo

wunmi590:


I know some people who don't live on the island most especially around obalende would not know the importance of selling agbo, that business dey boom...

Majority of Lagos workers branch with their tie on their neck to take agbo before going home..

That's one of the business with low capital and very high return

I was actually discussing this same thing with a friend some days back .well what do you expect.
Have you seen a vampire sympathizing with his victims?..No! They only suck blood and move on to the next victim.
That Gumi man will reap what he is sowing not too long from now.
He is the proverbial axe that laughs at the trees he is chopping, forgetting that he came from a tree too bc

I was actually discussing this same thing with a friend some days back .well what do you expect.
Have you seen a vampire sympathizing with his victims?..No! They only suck blood and move on to the next victim.
That man is just a vagabond

Crowwejihadist:
This is their pattern;

1' They will attack prisons and free inmates without any police casualty, which shows you that it is inside job.

2' They will execute some prominent people in the society and blame it on secessionist groups like Ipob and Oduduwa.

Their main aim is to destabilize the southern region because north is ungovernable again, and they are facing the threath of loosing southern Nigeria.

This is an evil plan by this government to infiltrate us with Fulanis murderers, but I assure them one thing FAILURE.

Spot on.
This is exactly what is going on.
I remembered that it was just 2 weeks after the UN acknowledged that the Eastern region was the most peaceful in Nigeria that banditry began with jail breaks and a new lexicon of unknown gunmen.
The government is sowing hatred and division in the south
A classical case of "divide and rule".
It pains me that our youths are not enlightened to know this truth, but go about supporting evil and taking the lies fed them by malami and liar Mohammed as the truth.
Now they have shifted to Yorubaland.
Before long they will say it is igboho that gave the instructions for the jail breaks and banditry.
Why are we so blind?.
Even the western world know that the FG is complicit in all these acts of terrorism and banditry, but some foolish Nigerians and their zombie colleagues are either living in self denial or just contented with being fed crumbs and have decided to keep shut about the situation on ground
When this present government expires, the exposé of its atrocities would be mind blowing.
Mark my words

So this one is an achievement abi?
It would have been better if the headline was " , Buhari is the 16th best president in the world that has brought terrorism to almost zero in his country,and has lifted the citizenry from poverty to a point where Americans, Britons and other Europeans are thinking of coming to invest massively."
That headline would have made more sense.
Na Muslim we won chop?
Abegi!. would it bring down the price of gas, or stop terrorists from bombing rail tracks?

So igbokwe has finally gotten the attention he was practically crying for and really,from no other person than Femi Adeshina .
He was so angry when he realised that FFK was invited to Aso rock for his defection stunts, while he igbokwe that had been shouting himself hoarse for years in support of Buhari had not been invited to Aso rock for even a cup of kunu.
It's unfortunate that this is the much he can get after his wailings like a baby for recognition.
Patriotic Nigerians are those that speak true to wrong leadership, no matter who is on the throne.
Joe igbokwe may be a buharist, I don't care. But denigrating his people every time,but keeping quiet when Fulanis go on rampage is indeed baffling.
Dem don bomb train o, Abi is Joe igbokwe so busy at cleaning his gutters that he has not read the news on that.
We are waiting for his and Adesina's response to that.
Stupidity is when you sell your soul for food and later become useless when power is taken away from you
In summary power is transient

[quote author=Kingcalls post=106954896]Most single women are bad at raising kids... I pity this her child, just like tonto ... when a single mom raises a child, its most likely that child will b a menace in the society...especially this generation of women [/quote you are absolutely not correct about this. Individuals differ for Godsakes. I have seen good Godfearing women that became single or widowed because of situations beyond their control and they instill discipline, values and generally a good upbringing in their children that will make people marvel and praise them
So you want to tell me that once a woman gets widowed, her children are doomed?, Or you want to tell me that if a wicked father throws out and subsequently abandons a good wife/ mother with her children, then automatically the children become worthless.
I seriously beg to differ.
Please let's not generalize because of what these celebrities are doing to chase clout and gain audience.
It pains me when I read such submissions as yours.
I just hate this bias about single women.
What would you say about single father's that raise kids.
Some of them do a good job at it, and some of them do a shoddy job.
For a short period of time, my father brought my siblings and I up and it was the worst life children would ever wish for even with the comfort.
Please be guided with some certain statement you make.
You are not God and besides there are children that have grown up in a home with father and mother that turned out to be robbers, rapists and all sort.
I have seen children of single parents that are hardworking and extremely respectful and responsible.
Our lives and conclusions should not be based on what we read on social media.
The mainstream life is still out there for us to research on.
Good day

SolarKing1:
Help!!! Urgent Please!
I urgently need to order about 10 Products simultaneously from different Sellers on Aliexpress today. How can I ensure that they all deliver at same day? Because I need to use them together. Is there a China Man on Aliexpress that can help gather all over there and ensure the shipment Together for me?

email me.
I do mini importation.
I can help you

LINTUNE:
nice response..I love this

thanks

Iamgrey5:
Madam holy, holy calm down now.

You are just saying random things without answering my question

Did she have sex for Money? Or do pastors don't have sex?


Please if you are not a virgin in your husband house then you are just being hypocritical yourself.

Nigeria is a society where everyone wants to judge you for immorality whereas nobody holy pass.

The way Tiwa decides to handle her sexlife is not of my business because I also have my own sexual fantasies, some of which I have tried and I am willing to try again. I am not a big fan of making my own sextape tho..

Let me close with professor Tuface line

"As you dey there dey form holy so, I hope you holy pass Elijah sha, I hope you holy pass the prophet sha"

I'd rather be a holy holy than a sex tape distributor.
Go back and read my comment slowly again this time.
I guess you missed the salient point.
And when you decide to make and distribute your sex tape, call on me, I will gladly help you distribute it to everyone one on your list that will definitely be proud of you and give you thumbs up.
Every body have sex, but sanity should not be thrown in the gutters ok.
We are humans and not dogs..what is right is right and what is wrong is wrong.
Lets not allow modernisation to make us do terrible things that may eventually hunt us or hurt people around us
She has a child for Godsake, consider that, and forget about her sex life for a while.
Think about the trauma on her child and people who look up to her as a role model.
If you are pretending not to understand my point, then I am sorry I can't help you sir.
A word is enough for the wise

Iamgrey5:
So the teachers and pastors don't have sex too.

Or was she having sex for Money? (Prostitution)


So because she is a star she shouldn't have sex again?

I would advise you have sex too, and make a video of it, then put it up on a bill board, or better still give it to your church media department to project it on the t.vs.
That way you can justify it that every one including pastor and church members have sex.
And when your children watch it at the children's department, go back home and ask them if you performed well
And before I forget, when your parents and relatives and colleagues at work see the video,m and ask, tell them with shoulders held high that don't they have sex . please try and set the trend of viewing your sexcapades, so that brave guys like you can follow the trend
Do have a good night sleep

rentAcock:
When I started my business years ago, people thought I was crazy. Many said, 'it's impossible for women to pay you for pleasure' but today my little start-up has blossomed and it has allowed me to hire more people. It's sad to say but the average Nigerian woman isn't faithful. My biggest and frequent clients are married women from rich homes, they are chronic fornicators. I will advice everyone to perform a DNA test even if the child looks like you.

you dey rent chicken ?

My own is that if she dey go church, how will her pastor and church members be looking at her.
And when she goes to drop and pick her son from school, how will teachers and other people including children that have seen her video, even gatemen for school and house be looking at her?
Chai!!! Infact thinking about it gives me headache

Gynn:
This is some real funny hair style.

It is just as if rats had a convention on the head.

The funnier thing is many people will still copy copy it

like APC convention, Lai Mohammed's faction