₦airaland Forum

Slawal23:
Actually dancing is not part of worship. But difficult to believe.

Yet David danced almost to a point of unclothedness that God cursed his wife Micah with barrenness because she ridiculed him when she realised that he threw caution to the winds and danced to the glory of God

specialmati:
i keep asking what is the different between him and buhari

I have been asking that question too.
Must we recycle leaders?.
Is it a must that a VP must be recycled to become a president.
Where is that law emanating from?
Aren't there capable people in the country of over 200 Million.
Na so them talk say Abacha or nothing then.
Youth earnestly ask for Abacha(YEAA) that year.
Where is the Abacha now?
Nonsense and BMCs

JackDaAlienz:
For this Buhari Economy
I get 10 billion for my bank account
But I dey wealr Chinos Sandals everywhere I go

I get 24 foreign cars
But I dey order Uber

Why??
Showing off Wealth in a country where everybody eye dey red is like inviting criminals to pay you visit.
Make una dey use una head

bros, cut soap and sponge for me naah!
I promise to follow you dey wear sandal and chinos skirt.
Infact Uber is too flamboyant, I will be using Keke napep as long as money dey account and my 4 soldiers are chopping fine

Oyindamolah:

50kg Bag of rice for sale
Location Lagos Isolo
Price N25,000
Call Glory +234 803 201 0160

basmati rice? . Because that is what bubu and I eat.
That's how we roll

Shellsploit:
Good evening oo

Good evening

Shellsploit:
Tell them ooo...
Ndi na pu amu no'nu

isi gini biko?

samuel051:
What a tragedy..did she die??

she didn't die, she went to visit 6 feet

kkonyeji:
Welcome back bro, no wonder I stopped seeing ur comments.
You were banned cos you called a Spade a Spade?...Na waooo

indeed a spade should be called a spade naah!!!

lilvicky68:
Who send you to rent big house..

Omo make I enter Canada. Na small place I go rent where I fit stand sleep..

Why will I go to Canada and start sleeping or living in a house..

you are a big clown.
Lol at stand sleep.
Chai!! Nairaland get character o

gfon:
is not the matter of big boy,is it effective?As for me,i prefer taking herbs to drugs.I hate the smell of drugs.

I have a friend that has lived in America for almost 15 years.
Any time he comes back to Nigeria, he will soak himself with a lot of Agbo.
The quantity of Agbo that guy drinks eh! .
He drinks it to wash his system of junk foods, and to fortify himself against jedijedi, malaria and other illnesses.
And year in year out, I never hear say the guy dey sick .
Agbo wonder

wunmi590:
Lol


Malaria, pile are no respector of non


Aunty, come and see how they would be queuing to buy and be sweating profusely....

queuing and sweating profusely! Lol For Agbo?

wunmi590:
Honestly, that business is booming, sometimes before going home, I branch there and buy and take home to drink

. I am not doubting you o.
Nothing is impossible.
It's just the picture you created in my mind with your analogy.
People dey wear tie, branch and download some Agbo before heading home, and infact like you, do some take aways.
I just imagine some big boys for banks wey don form finish For day time, then will later branch iya Rashida corner for some bottles of agbo

wunmi590:


I know some people who don't live on the island most especially around obalende would not know the importance of selling agbo, that business dey boom...

Majority of Lagos workers branch with their tie on their neck to take agbo before going home..

That's one of the business with low capital and very high return

I was actually discussing this same thing with a friend some days back .well what do you expect.
Have you seen a vampire sympathizing with his victims?..No! They only suck blood and move on to the next victim.
That Gumi man will reap what he is sowing not too long from now.
He is the proverbial axe that laughs at the trees he is chopping, forgetting that he came from a tree too bc

I was actually discussing this same thing with a friend some days back .well what do you expect.
Have you seen a vampire sympathizing with his victims?..No! They only suck blood and move on to the next victim.
That man is just a vagabond

Crowwejihadist:
This is their pattern;

1' They will attack prisons and free inmates without any police casualty, which shows you that it is inside job.

2' They will execute some prominent people in the society and blame it on secessionist groups like Ipob and Oduduwa.

Their main aim is to destabilize the southern region because north is ungovernable again, and they are facing the threath of loosing southern Nigeria.

This is an evil plan by this government to infiltrate us with Fulanis murderers, but I assure them one thing FAILURE.

Spot on.
This is exactly what is going on.
I remembered that it was just 2 weeks after the UN acknowledged that the Eastern region was the most peaceful in Nigeria that banditry began with jail breaks and a new lexicon of unknown gunmen.
The government is sowing hatred and division in the south
A classical case of "divide and rule".
It pains me that our youths are not enlightened to know this truth, but go about supporting evil and taking the lies fed them by malami and liar Mohammed as the truth.
Now they have shifted to Yorubaland.
Before long they will say it is igboho that gave the instructions for the jail breaks and banditry.
Why are we so blind?.
Even the western world know that the FG is complicit in all these acts of terrorism and banditry, but some foolish Nigerians and their zombie colleagues are either living in self denial or just contented with being fed crumbs and have decided to keep shut about the situation on ground
When this present government expires, the exposé of its atrocities would be mind blowing.
Mark my words

So this one is an achievement abi?
It would have been better if the headline was " , Buhari is the 16th best president in the world that has brought terrorism to almost zero in his country,and has lifted the citizenry from poverty to a point where Americans, Britons and other Europeans are thinking of coming to invest massively."
That headline would have made more sense.
Na Muslim we won chop?
Abegi!. would it bring down the price of gas, or stop terrorists from bombing rail tracks?

So igbokwe has finally gotten the attention he was practically crying for and really,from no other person than Femi Adeshina .
He was so angry when he realised that FFK was invited to Aso rock for his defection stunts, while he igbokwe that had been shouting himself hoarse for years in support of Buhari had not been invited to Aso rock for even a cup of kunu.
It's unfortunate that this is the much he can get after his wailings like a baby for recognition.
Patriotic Nigerians are those that speak true to wrong leadership, no matter who is on the throne.
Joe igbokwe may be a buharist, I don't care. But denigrating his people every time,but keeping quiet when Fulanis go on rampage is indeed baffling.
Dem don bomb train o, Abi is Joe igbokwe so busy at cleaning his gutters that he has not read the news on that.
We are waiting for his and Adesina's response to that.
Stupidity is when you sell your soul for food and later become useless when power is taken away from you
In summary power is transient

[quote author=Kingcalls post=106954896]Most single women are bad at raising kids... I pity this her child, just like tonto ... when a single mom raises a child, its most likely that child will b a menace in the society...especially this generation of women [/quote you are absolutely not correct about this. Individuals differ for Godsakes. I have seen good Godfearing women that became single or widowed because of situations beyond their control and they instill discipline, values and generally a good upbringing in their children that will make people marvel and praise them
So you want to tell me that once a woman gets widowed, her children are doomed?, Or you want to tell me that if a wicked father throws out and subsequently abandons a good wife/ mother with her children, then automatically the children become worthless.
I seriously beg to differ.
Please let's not generalize because of what these celebrities are doing to chase clout and gain audience.
It pains me when I read such submissions as yours.
I just hate this bias about single women.
What would you say about single father's that raise kids.
Some of them do a good job at it, and some of them do a shoddy job.
For a short period of time, my father brought my siblings and I up and it was the worst life children would ever wish for even with the comfort.
Please be guided with some certain statement you make.
You are not God and besides there are children that have grown up in a home with father and mother that turned out to be robbers, rapists and all sort.
I have seen children of single parents that are hardworking and extremely respectful and responsible.
Our lives and conclusions should not be based on what we read on social media.
The mainstream life is still out there for us to research on.
Good day

SolarKing1:
Help!!! Urgent Please!
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email me.
I do mini importation.
I can help you

LINTUNE:
nice response..I love this

thanks

Iamgrey5:
Madam holy, holy calm down now.

You are just saying random things without answering my question

Did she have sex for Money? Or do pastors don't have sex?


Please if you are not a virgin in your husband house then you are just being hypocritical yourself.

Nigeria is a society where everyone wants to judge you for immorality whereas nobody holy pass.

The way Tiwa decides to handle her sexlife is not of my business because I also have my own sexual fantasies, some of which I have tried and I am willing to try again. I am not a big fan of making my own sextape tho..

Let me close with professor Tuface line

"As you dey there dey form holy so, I hope you holy pass Elijah sha, I hope you holy pass the prophet sha"

I'd rather be a holy holy than a sex tape distributor.
Go back and read my comment slowly again this time.
I guess you missed the salient point.
And when you decide to make and distribute your sex tape, call on me, I will gladly help you distribute it to everyone one on your list that will definitely be proud of you and give you thumbs up.
Every body have sex, but sanity should not be thrown in the gutters ok.
We are humans and not dogs..what is right is right and what is wrong is wrong.
Lets not allow modernisation to make us do terrible things that may eventually hunt us or hurt people around us
She has a child for Godsake, consider that, and forget about her sex life for a while.
Think about the trauma on her child and people who look up to her as a role model.
If you are pretending not to understand my point, then I am sorry I can't help you sir.
A word is enough for the wise

Iamgrey5:
So the teachers and pastors don't have sex too.

Or was she having sex for Money? (Prostitution)


So because she is a star she shouldn't have sex again?

I would advise you have sex too, and make a video of it, then put it up on a bill board, or better still give it to your church media department to project it on the t.vs.
That way you can justify it that every one including pastor and church members have sex.
And when your children watch it at the children's department, go back home and ask them if you performed well
And before I forget, when your parents and relatives and colleagues at work see the video,m and ask, tell them with shoulders held high that don't they have sex . please try and set the trend of viewing your sexcapades, so that brave guys like you can follow the trend
Do have a good night sleep

rentAcock:
When I started my business years ago, people thought I was crazy. Many said, 'it's impossible for women to pay you for pleasure' but today my little start-up has blossomed and it has allowed me to hire more people. It's sad to say but the average Nigerian woman isn't faithful. My biggest and frequent clients are married women from rich homes, they are chronic fornicators. I will advice everyone to perform a DNA test even if the child looks like you.

you dey rent chicken ?

My own is that if she dey go church, how will her pastor and church members be looking at her.
And when she goes to drop and pick her son from school, how will teachers and other people including children that have seen her video, even gatemen for school and house be looking at her?
Chai!!! Infact thinking about it gives me headache

Gynn:
This is some real funny hair style.

It is just as if rats had a convention on the head.

The funnier thing is many people will still copy copy it

like APC convention, Lai Mohammed's faction

Why didn't he just jejely barb the hair here before traveling to the US?
Abeg make we hear word jarw.
You know how many gas cylinder that money go fill?

chloride6:
61?

Congratulations...

Btw

How old is Bola again?

The BAT is younger than MR ibu.
I think he said he is 60 years old and I believe him

chatinent:
No, I am not.

However, no matter how broke a woman is, they must find a way to buy things of fashion..shoes are one of them.

Debunk my claims.

spot on.
No need to debunk anything.
But there are principled women though that are not compulsive shoppers
They aren't much, but Dem dey sha

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chatinent:
I started. It has an open market...women don't stop buying shoes in their lifetime.

. So you go dey encourage women indirectly to dey thief their husbands money buy shoes abi?

TripleOh7:
The guy na useless guy, I swear.

Na the same thing wey Reuben Abati do during Jonathan's era be dis.

Na Sango go strike them where dem dey.

Reuben Abati better pass this scallywag o.
At least Reuben Abati never told the Benue people to dash their land to Fulani herdsmen for peace to reign in Benue among other reckless comments that he has made over time.
Las las he will pay for it