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Tellwhat:
Never in my life did I think I will come across a news of someone eating tortoise. This shit looks weird as Bleep

But then na still animal..your kind person e no go hard you to even chop human being

Omo. This thing shock me o..like tortoise doesn't look appealing at all..well.maybe na sentiments from childhood story they do me but I'm still shocked

If you have been to riverine areas, tortoise meat is a hot cake..
It feeds mainly on small fishes...so you can Imagine where that it's unique taste is coming from.

Tellwhat:
Ah ah..you mean am?

Yes na...

God1000:
We all know that US president is one of the most protected world leaders on earth, he travels to wherever he wants with armed security guards from US marines, FBI agents among other special forces.

US air force uses C-17 transport plane to carry the presidential limousine called the beast with several other vehicles to where he's going ahead of his arrival.

The Beast has 8-inch armor plating and five-inch thick bulletproof windows, and Kevlar reinforcement for the giant Goodyear tires that are also run-flat. The cabin is sealed for the outside world for protection against a chemical attack and special foam surrounds the fuel tank in case of an impact.

Do you know any other world leader that travels with such large number of security men?

Can our own president travel to US with armed Nigerian soldiers? Will they be allowed?

America as country has witnessed series of Assassinations and assassination attempts of it's number one citizen in the past..

Each bad news, comes with security measures for the next one till they got it right with the heavy protection.

That beast is the safest machine any where in the world..

Russia emulated them...Same with some others.

TOPCRUISE:
Ha. You ate sacrifice and you thought it was the sweetest meat you have eaten. If you had knew the implication of what you did you will not try it. You don't even care maybe it was Somebody that place tortoise in that building site so as to slow down the work in progress at the site.

My fellow Nigerians and our mentality though...

Ifesinachi22:
Please come and join me. I don't know if you will like this since it's not snake.

Anyways i caught this today in a building site.
It's a very short story. Just manage it I'm not Chinua Achebe, those that know about stories.

This will go down as the sweetest meat I've eaten. You should try It too.

Chai tortoise meat na one of the sweetest...


It's been years mehn!!!

kuntash:
Lol

These kind of women no dey give men BP ...


Same choice as Ramsey Noah ,

Calm and cool ladies ...

I swear...Always ready for the necessary wife and mother sacrifices...Just be a focused man thats all.

Dreytonisback:
You never nack her
If she don collect ur gbola in full and use hand rub your gbola well well , she go get confidence pass u sef

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Smh...truth though...

Eye go don open.

pansophist:
All the above only works if a girl already likes you. If she doesn't, even if you do all the above perfectly, the answer will still be rejection. But if she does, you may not abide by any of them. If you can just observe women like a scientist without judgment, cross checking their behaviours with your experiences, they will reveal themselves and their codes of conducts to you. They ain't that complicated.

You deserve the best comment award for the thread..

Seun collect his akant number..

omooba969:
Not necessarily.

Why do you think so?

BuyAndSellStuff:
Russian AK-47s all through. The go-to assault rifle everywhere in the world, yet US media wants us to believe that their own weapons that nobody else is using are the best.

Lol

Russia loves violence, it is avenue to sell their markets in Africa and middle east.

There is need for a father/mother figure in a child's upbringing...It is a must.

Iyaebe:
Mostmen don't live a healthy lifestyle, it is the reason you'll see a 20yr old man with small money already growing a potbelly, unhealthy lifestyle is the order of the day for most Nigerian men, they are even loosing it in the bedroom due to this unhealthy lifestyle and hence the reason for the rise of infedlity amongst women in recent times.Potbelly(moderate) can only be overlooked for a man 50yrs and above

You are right sha...

Some guys eat everything like a whale that came up to collect fresh air swallowing everything on it's way up..

Eat a lot, drink a lot and stress a lot = poor living.

Not messes a man up in the bedroom like too much drink and stress...

But still, it is never an avenue for married woman to engage in extra marital stuffs...These things have solution..You step up and do the needful if you can....Partners sometimes can be difficult, and we understand..But two can work if they agree.

That exercise thing can be something else...Today you are serious, next week you will procrastinate.

Keeping fit is a must...Even though Nigeria's economic status is against it..

I forgot to add, some men see pot belly as living the life..

Iyaebe:
Well,I'll ask for his father's pictures before agreeing to his proposal so as to check the tendencies of him developing potbelly kikikiki.There's always a way out, and why are you suddenly pro potbelly? no be you dy preach "stay green stay healthy" ?

check his father's picture..What a funny statement..It is not even close to a yardstick to judge.
Which way out? Mapia tea things abii getfit waist stuffs

Pot belly can be primed by some cool lifestyle which is not bad..Moderation is key.

Yea stay green and stay healthy is my mantra..For people wey sabi...I like the good life.

Johnames:
Am an introvert, so my girlfriend came around, am not the gisting type, I wish I was, so there is this guy that stays with me, the guy is cool, I have no problem with the guy, so the problem now is that, he is always gisting with my babe and whenever they are gisting, the 2 of them will laugh so hard, the thing come dey make me feel somehow, I will be outside, I go they hear the 2 of them dey laugh for inside house, I don't know how to handle this situation, what will be the best thing to do here.

Lmao funny case...

Simply cock block him na... You shouldn't be acting like a weak guy..When you have got the fire attraction needed.

Just cock block him, he will get the memo..

By cock blocking ( you still occasional pecks, hugs and kisses in his presence ) .

If he doesnt get it, he should fogerit..

You sef, try the get gist na...Not having anything to gist portrays you as some how not smart or limited to knowledge...

Read, explore life and gather gists you go tell your woman and unborn kids coming...No time to dull.

Otherwise paul go collect wetin dey Peter hand with laughter...

Iyaebe:
As a fitness freak myself I won't ever allow that no matter the enjoyment.Been fit is a vital part of the enjoyment, don't forget that.

Na who get time go dey do exercise..

It is a ones in while stuff for some men..

Is it a man with 9-5 that will be doing exercise for you?

Or the one with one or two shops and other business to coordinate?

Las las na husbands working from home you will marry sha...They are the ones with such time..

Things you don't like will find a way to come to you...Then you will get to like them.. As they will grow on you.

Well....

Righteousness2:
Woman Proposes to man,
Feminist wanna take the place of men,
Men turn themselves to women in the Name of cross dressers, Woke ,etc
Man marry man with pomp and pride
Woman marry Woman with all boldness and pride.
Male/Female call themselves non - binary,
Animal Heart implanted in man in the Name of technology,

Abominations and Confused Confusion Everywhere!
The End is so upon us. We have Surpassed the Abominations and evils of Noah times and sodom and Gomorah!
Live Ready! We are the Rapture Generation!
JESUS is Coming Quickly!

Evange on rampage...

Iyaebe:
Never,if I see potbelly I will Japan.No be me go still dy get cravings inside marriage lai lai

Hahahahaha no be only Japa..

He can marry you with flat stomach, as time goes own the belle will start growing as a result of your kitchen wonders and happiness from the other room satisfaction..

If his stomach remains flat, then no joy for there..lmao

Iyaebe:
See stomach hian,I pity ladies dating and marrying potbellied men.Instead of enjoying sex you'll be enduring suffocation,not my portion.

Lmao...You will end up marrying one sha.

shortIGBOman:
The moment my leaders from the East were begging some Northerners

Till date I am yet to figure out the reason behind the kneeling down thing...smh..Politicians eeeh..

fergie001:
"You cannot reap where you did not sow." - Fayose 2022

Reminds me of one of vectors punch line...."I run Ekiti, call me fayose...

Mercychen:
Biko Biko Biko...

Smh.

Mercychen:
What happen na? Is it only here one can receive PMs?

Biko kwa!

But you referenced to it like say na taboo..


Most guys out there are leeches, how did you arrive at such declaration?

Localgrandpa:
Na watin I see for facebook be this oo

Nawa o...And she was quick to play victim...

Mercychen:
most guys out there are leeches. That is why I don't reply the so many PM's I receive on a daily basis. They have become so lazy, all they want to do is leech on unsuspecting ladies.

Anyways, they can only succeed with ladies who are desperate for marriage. If they try it with me, owu go sa Dem life because my shishi will not drop for them.

How can I go and hustle with all my blood and water only to come and be spending it on one coconut head all in the name of marriage?

No man again. All we have these days are leeches and scammers.

Smh...but it is very ok the other way round abii ?

Wait o, so guys here do send some ladies here PM? Nawa o...In a faceless forum..smh...That's low.

SmartPolician:
From the pix, she's probably older than the guy. Then again, she said the guy is after her money How much does she have?

When women make change, we no go hear word. But it's fine for a rich man to marry a broke lady. Yeye dey smell!

No longer a new thing....

Na the guy I see as being foolish..Marrying his mama age mate on top small balance him don see...

Ademola47:
One of the things people use to decide whom to marry is character.

Nairalanders, can you marry someone with your kind of character?

Both the good and the bad side....

I won't waste time sef..

Na perfect match.

Revolution2022:
She don fat o

Normal married woman stuff na..

She look decent and portable...One of my favorite Ghana actress.

kingsman66:
Nothing kill my love for opposite sex than tell me you are from owerri...... Owerri bae[color=#006600][/color]

Careless talk..

Emjace:
She told me about a guy who got her an Iphone sometime ago. The guy asked her to be his girlfriend, she didn't give a reply yet, but she was gonna say yes anyway

The guy stopped calling and texting her... She tried reaching him, wasn't possible...

After some months she was told that the guy was robbed and all that...

Then I asked her if the guy calls her and gives her a genuine and justifiable explanation of his reason for not being available, then requests to get her back, what will be your reply? Then she replied to me "I don't know"... Asked again yet she gave the same reply

I walked out angrily... Never answered her calls since then...

The above happened yesterday... And she's my girlfriend.... Infact I need advice

Your girl collecting a phone from a random guy, not her brother, father or a normal uncle

That one na greek gift..

With no push sef, he will get acess...All it takes is babe I am bored I want to hang out at a happening eatery, dress up let me come and pick you up.. she must go...To compensate

Before you know it, na after reggae play the blues..

This things are natural..A woman want to be comfortable..If you can't provide it, another man will.

Same way a man wants a companion and peace of mind, if you can't guarantee him that as a lady, Another lady is watching from sideline and ready to step in any time.

You must use your tongue to count your teeth..That is if you have not been demoted to assistant boyfriend sef..

Next day her attitude towards you will deteriorate the more.

CapitalBank:
Well, she was beginning to feel distant and somehow felt too important. The same girl that was once worried that I was withdrawn..., We didn't talk for most of December and so I messaged her a few days a new year and wished her Happy New Year. she never replied to the SMS.

I had to buzz her on whatsapp 4 hours later to make sure she is fine considering we hadn't talked for almost a month... the weyrey come reply say she see my sms and wished me happy new year ... when someone is feeling too important, the signs were there. Prior to that I had been getting the signal.

I was tired of her subtle attitude and boldly told her that I have gotten her message and it is time for me to move on. I even told her to delete my numbers from here phone... she begin tell me calm down blah blah..

2 days ago she buzzed me to ask how I am doing... I didn't reply her on time but did when I could. after replying and responded. I had to delete the chat afterwards cos I didn't want anything to remind me of her again. A girl that stopped initiating convos or chats 8 months ago suddenly buzzing because you complained and stopped initiating chat is not worth it. Let's not talk about the subtle and indirect insult she threw around October.

It is well. There are more ladies out there willing to have me... and I have moved on.

That feeling of being too Important kills the vibe...Good you find a direction to move on..

Let her do the chasing.

The way I hate calls not being picked up or replied..Even sms.

Ones I get that treatment, I no dey waste time to make a decision.

I don't do it to people and I don't expect to get that treatment from anyone.

nedekid:
Beautiful chick I met working at the bank many years ago ( she work at the bank not me) . The complexion like oyinbo. Almost like a white chick. (I be sucker for light skined chicks).
Back then I stayed in a shared bungalow with my 2 Bros. My room was ensuite.
First time this beauty came to visit me of which lamba was expected, as she entered my room, she relaxed on the bed, I said let me get some refreshments for her, the shocker happened.
I did not spend up to 5min, as I entered the room, the stink was unimaginable!
The smell in the Ac of shit! This lady had entered the loo and fired heavy shit and the smell was thick in the room in less than few munites I stepped out! There was one oriyomi sef still in the loo! As how naa? How possible?
Omo, that just killed my interest. Unfortunately that was the last time I saw her. She called a couple of times. Next I heard was she relocated. This gist na 20 years ago.

Mehn...Your story cracked me... babe answered natural call na..

You can't shame the shameless.