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daddytime:
Those 5-6-year-old kids in the neighbourhood definitely know something you don't know about brother-hotel. Dem go just dey look you like "aunty wey mumu" with corner eye.

By the way, what does this boyfriend do for a living? Im just asking oh.

I'd advise you to buy some lollipops plus some "knockouts" for them this season and sit them down for a gist. Believe me, they'll fill your ears up with original gists about your guy in their innocence.

Follow my suggestion and come back here to update this thread.

Check my siggy...

Sense no go kill you...See format.

Kriss216:
But, are you a prostitute?

no joy...

MALIGNANTGuest:
Are the aforementioned names worse than Buhari? U even included Umahi.
Please desist from such a Joke!

Na by flyover construction? Smh

Umahi is even number2 behind hope...

He took azzlicking to a new level just to get a share of the national cake...I am yet to see an Igbo man fit for Job...

This set of politicians are something else.

JONNYSPUTE:
.... Lol. Thank God you know I'm more male than you atleast I don't comment just to please a particular lady or ladies here.

I bring it out raw without fear or favour and thats what a man is all about.

By the way,I can see you could not answer my question.

Even ladies here were against but no you want to show how woke you are but ended up embarrassing yourself to the extent a sensible lady had to quote you and put you in your place.

I recalled there was a thread you were bitter with my comment sometime ago...Maybe you feel you want to get even... Typical of a sisi man..

I don't have your time...Joke apart you no reach...

50 of your type cannot..No be jazz o..we will do this when you come closer.

Au revoir!

specialmati:
the year nigeria will have an igbo man as president is going to be the turning point for this country because the sun will always rise from the east.but not the kinds of orji uzo kalu them.

Honestly...not the likes of Rochas, Orji uzor, umahi , hope etc...This ones can even sell there mothers to remain relevant..

JONNYSPUTE:
..Can you give such advise to your sisters that are in such situation?

A man that has not even divorced her sister legally for that matter?

Clap for yourself. Onye woke.

You always feel you are more male than most males here...Anyway if it makes you sleep.

Two can work together if they agree...If she finds a Life time partner in him, she should go on...If you don't gerrit, fogerrit...

ShyBabe:
I hope you say the same, if your wife decides to leave you for your brother, abi you are the man OP is talking about.
You ND the Op no just get shame, Oro rirun.

If my wife leaves, she isn't my wife. As simple as that.

Your partner will never leave.

You people don't like to hear the truth or face reality atimes...

Wait for OP's pre-wedding pics....Overtaking is allowed..

Any sister wey dey feel too special, na another nice sister go double cross am.

NovesaTillie:
Please I need only matured minds on this.
It's a serious matter.

My elder sister and her husband were married for 5 years and separated November last year but not divorced yet, though the families have been trying to reconcile them to come back together but my sister's husband has been adamant about it.

I noticed that ever since his separation from my sister he started visiting my place and now it has become frequent. I allowed it because I see him as a brother but now I am starting to really enjoy his company. He has been helping me out with stuffs and still maintains his kindness towards my parents.

He proposed marriage to me yesterday and I have been confused. I will be 30 by February 2nd.
Should I accept his proposal?

If you love him, you are very sure you love him and you both understand each other and you are very compatible, please go ahead...


Every man willing to marry has his own wife on earth...You might be his own woman...I bet he is good..If not you won't look his way twice...And you are surely a better version of your sister for him to even nurse a feeling to make you his better half...Go on.

It is about you two...With time everyone around you will adjust...Life is short to make excuses for a matured person.

Mariangeles:
Mu.nzy14, gbara oso bia oooo!
Bia lee ihe chaga nga!

I kwukwere ya ekwu eshi ahu o!
Chinekenna!

So eshi ahu ngwara gi ya, i chere na o wu just mere talk okwaya? Smh

M like haa la mmadu, I don't hide the truth at all..

Umunne nwaanyi abuo, nwere level of envy na anoro between them, ma ya fodu kwa ndi wu just friends.

OP and the In-law are in for it...Anyways happiness is key thing..They might be the right partners for each other.

Nwa m datiri last si na ya achohu onye Catholic, I ma ihe umu nne ya ndi Nwaanyi o toro gwara ya? Na ya chee kwa eche ofuma...That it isn't a big issue ma ya fokwa nke i wu deal breaker...Reason am na..

I feel the sis is not showing value to the man, And you know there is always that sister that will be calm and coordinated marakwa ihe ochoga...

The man is good, if he isn't OP Won't look his way twice not to even develope feelings for him...Biakwa choro ilu ya sef...She has capitalize on her sister's flaws to improve and become the best woman for the man....These things happen naturally everyday...

Umu nwoke achohu kwa nwaanyi na awa ha ishi ugbu a...As long as he has something doing...Better and nice ladies will admire and hook up...

Nwoke ole lugakwanu nwaanyi ugbu a...Even with the comfortable earnings.

Kriss216:
Overrated, my brother.




Nigerian men are not that romantic to call their daughter such beautiful name

who told you..

Fafesot:
My uncle, who is well learned and financially bouyant got married to a lady who barely finished secondary school. At first, our family members felt indignited toward this, but when they saw he was insistence on getting married to her, they let them be. They've been married for ten years now and we do visit them.. One thing I observe about them is; they are happy and also play like small children.

Aside this, I've seen many well-educated men who decided to take less educated or non educated ladies as wife and has always yielded a happy Union. I do say this; is there something about learned men going for less educated ladies.
As for me, I can marry an illiterate. You must be educated as I am..

Let's hear your opinion and experience..

You said your uncle is happy right?

That's the main thing...

Submission is one thing any lady who is willing to marry must present to the table..

While some of our educated ladies are deliberating between feminism or feminine way, The ones that didn't go to university or attended college of education or polytechniques are submitting with happiness and zeal to be a sure helper...

21st century men are becoming wiser...You must present something on the table...

No man will want to keep a rebel as wife...Ones they see red flag, na run or ghosting.

Kriss216:
Yeah, marriage is cute and overrated.

I'd be blasting 2pac songs on a minimal frequency.

Hahaha no be only akwa ugo. Any name wey her papa dey call her, na wetin I go dey call her.

Hahahahaha o si overrated..

Play Changes by 2pac....

What if her papa calls her Apu na anwu..

Tunde has made many people celebrity...He deserve everything coming his way.

Iñstagram yesterday was all about him.

hyfr:
Industrious igbo and yoruba men making waves together, the poverty stricken ones are killing themselves on nairaland with tribalism

Chai....ko to tribal warriors of Nairaland...

harizonal123:
Curfew was declared while some guys went to watch match and met soldiers on their way back.

The soldiers decided to flog them according to the numbers on their
clothes/jerseys.

The first guy was wearing chelsea
jersey 12 Mikel Obi, He was flogged 12 strokes.

The second person was wearing 50cent, He was flogged 50
strokes.

In the process, the third man started crying
from afar...

Guess what? He is a Yoruba man, he was wearing

Vote Tinubu for President 2023....

Nairaland of comedy...

Kriss216:
Esogbula onwe gi. Her mind go soon dey

She knows wassup...

Ihavethingstodo:
This is funny and kind of true at the same time

Mariangeles:
Okwaya?
He seems like the kind.



Jiri nwayo.

O si seems...A na m ha agwala gi watsup from male angle.. gi si seems..smh

Eji nu m nwaayo..

Kriss216:
Hahahahaha

I think I need a rethink. Man ain't cut out for this, bro.


That's the only thing that can make me consider marriage. Just to sit and relax at the passenger side and watch my sexy wife drive me with her flashy and succulent thighs radiating right beside me on her skimpy dress. Would be glorious

Rethink kwa? Don't o...marriage is cute as long as the resources are there...


The bolded...hahahahahahaha wild wild fantasies in the same watsaap group.
And you will be playing songs like Chike's Roju...

You will be calling her akwa ugo

Mariangeles i huru fantasy kris

Mariangeles:
I believe he can.
At least, they’ve been friends for a while.

I si believe...o wu ya O dikwanu easy for ufodu nwoke...ihere na umu nne ya..lol

The scenario that can lead to that is maybe something happens they find themselves hugging na a tachara obere kiss...Then o nwere ike ha profess si wa love..

Mana it will do him bad..The babe ga a manipulate ya to shege..It's best he quench everything and stay on his own biko..

The babe nwere other options, so she should follow them.

Kriss216:
No go impregnate my future girl, abeg

Lmao....I didn't see this one..


Yesterday, I saw a skit..The guy was begging those that are using rough riding on babes they know they won't marry to take it easy o...He is begging the guy handling his future wife to take it easy o...And remain small for him. wild imaginations.

Mariangeles:
Chai!
I rugbuola onwe gi na aruru-ala!
I choro ka obi mapu kriss?
…and he was doing well o, already fantasizing about being a good husband, gi a bia, choro I gbaroo mmiri.

Kriss216, gbashikwa Munzy nkiti o!
Your wife no go suffer you.

Hahahahahaha...Should I tell you one truth?

Na guys like kris go sabi love up well well...Hapu cha iwe ya ebe umu nwa nor online...

Ihe m gbuwarala ya wu the truth in all of it...ya na the fantasy soro garuo na..

22o62021:
I still remember that you told me that I must get a car this year oo.


I Dey work towards am

Some people want me to compromise but I still stood my stand

Good bro...You have to.

Don't compromise bro...If you have decided to kill the friendship, also kill any feeling...till thy kingdom come, she will respect you for that.
You have become wiser for the next babe to value you more.

You only reedemed your ego as a man..Don't compromise it...

I read she want to cook for you, if she couldn't then, she should forget it now she messed up...

The tougher you get, the more attractive you become for the ladies..Let her be a friend from a distance.

What I am telling you, Is what I will do if it was me in this case...I value who value me..And move.

Kriss216:
Thanks for the endorsement. You'll be the first to get notification any time soon

I will be waiting... Just a reminder about their weird cravings...She may tell you she want to eat what is not available in the state you reside in the middle of the night..

Or she will tell you say na only breeze from hand fan she want...So you will put off the AC/Electric fan.. Automatically you go fan her till day break...Only God knows how you will finish women on nairaland the next day..

Me I need mine to be driving me to party and business stuffs...ones she enter na driving school straight..

ikennamadu1:
If nA you dey here... Go nysc .. do masters for Abu Zaria.. then PhD for uniilorin ... Then collect lecturing job ...weh salary naa 165k .. than to go abroad to study well and collect better bar ... Naa people like you dey poison people mind ... If Nigeria better who go think of to go ...

That USA wey people they search for greener pastures, na humam being the water them o...

If we keep having this mentality, nothing will change...An average American is willing to make sacrifice for the country...but an average Nigerian want Nigeria to make sacrifice for him.

You go there, collect money come back buy properties here and there what else?? The day you die na cloth and casket we dey carry go 6ft below see level...

We are being robbed of our best who have acquired the skill to water the dead grasses here...Lets change the herd mentality.

colorsofrainbow:
Are they saying he's wasting his time?

Lmao.... you guys are extra.

Foreseer:
Tinubu minions de fight

Why them no go fight when their daddy don declare say he want to contest for presidency...

Kriss216:
How can a man be ashamed of going out with his beloved pregnant wife? It's a thing of pride to show the world you're fertile and truly a MAN.

Any girl wey love me now, na belle straight. I want to experience the feeling of being with a pregnant woman

I tire o....Something men pride in...Unless na wife married by Jankpa...


As long as you can take care of the babe and the child, is ok....I endorse...

Stupidity is when you write an epistle that doesn't change the fact that fuel will sell 300+ soon...

Fools we share this space with..

Thinktwicemybro:
PDP will quietly and systematically end the career of the jagaban of bullion van.

They are really taking the battle to his room this time around...

No Emperor rule forever..

King makers don't contest for the stool all of a sudden...It is purely against the rule and more of greed..

seunmsg:
If i am contesting for president, the last person in Nigeria whose endorsement i will seek is that of Ortom, the useless governor of Benue state. He's currently the worst governor in Nigeria. Someone that narrowly won re-election despite playing the anti-Fulani card is not someone any reasonable candidate will want on his side. He should go and support anybody that PDP throws up. We don't want him on Tinubu's side.

If he said otherwise, you would have eulogies him.....Hypocrites evevrywhere..

The hurdle is high for una area father with no plans...Boldly telling us he will continue with useless anti human-capital development of an incompetent leader...

Ortom's KO really hit you guys below the belt.

Mariangeles:
Op ka no na denial.
Megbuo onwe ya na ngaga.
Maka o hula onye lege ya anya n'ihu.

O ga hu ekwe na feelings a banyela naa...Umu nwoke anahu ekwe ekwe...

Ya mewe nganga ya biko...O wunu the babe bidoro ya...

Obi gbawara OP...Nwa oma o likiri on code, onye ozo akporo na apu n'ihu ya o.....Chai Akwa ariri...