₦airaland Forum

dapsoneh:
Those who enjoyed this should have grandchildren by now ooo

Lmao😂😂😂😂😂

AllMight:
1. Toyin - She was my former classmate and friend back in school. She currently works in a bank as a CFC Agent. We met late last year during our school old student get together, we exchanged contact and kept in touch regularly. Our vibes have been good and encouraging. She had helped me very well many times since then. I'd say we are more than friends but ambigously because i haven't really asked her to be my girlfriend, though i have taken her out before on val day. Like i said, our relationship is ambigous. She doesn't have a boyfriend yet, but her mum is trying to matchmake her.

2. Sarah - Based in the States with her family for futher studies, though she's a Nigerian through her grandpa. We met early this year while playing game and since then we have become close that all her family know me. Her paternal uncle is one of my team sponsor here in Nigeria. Though this lady do give me green light steady, but because of Toyin who i haven't even get as my gf, i just laugh it off.

Honest advice please!

Until them take Toyin sha...Body go tell you..


Youve hangout on Vals day...What do people celebrate on Vals day?

Wetin you dey find for Sokoto, don dey for shokoto.

Chai sèe ifitte awka.

Back then..😎

CodeTemplar:
This will drive SMEs to inflate their services and commodity prices. That's their only way of getting their share of the money FG will be sharing recklessly.

The mumus in agbada think money can create yam or rice. When you ignore production, prices go up and when money in circulation increases prices go up too.

Smart thoughts.

Commodity will go high ones subsidy is removed.
Anytime fuel pump is affected, every commodity will scale up.

BeStroNG:
Man got to be wary with the way things are. No man would want to marry a woman who had destroyed her womb via abortion. Some girls have committed more than 5 abortion and may have destroyed their womb in the process. Imagine getting married to such a lady. If the womb is intact and the man is fertile, pregnancy cannot be an issue.

I'm trying to take that bold step by asking her if she had committed abortion before.

What do you think guys? Is it going to bring "wahala"?

Should I ask her or not?

Go ahead..You should be free and bold to do so..

And also expect and answer questions she will ask.

But, it will be easier for Peter Obi to be sworn in come may 29, than she telling you yes even if it is.

So, you will end up with NO..

Last week Hakimi was celebrated...

This week China man don cut ticket...

Tiger gen dragging association over to you guys.

Johnholt909:
My girlfriend called me but unfortunately another girl picked it up. She’s very angry with me right now and I feel so sorry about it.

What is wrong with another girl picking up?

Except you are doing the other.

mariahAngel:
Since you've asked (and begged) her to come back and she has refused, then ignore her.

Make the most of the freedom that you've been given to focus on and build yourself.
Don't be too needy.
Preserve your dignity.

When she's had enough of her vacation , she'll come back.
If not, good riddance.

You dey advise who conji hold..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It is same as advising a woman in love.

A buhari/Tinubu supporter.

Or Nwoke ji cash...

Self developement is key to sustainable wealth/income.

8stargeneral:
Uzodinma is gonna

Joke of the week🤣🤣🤣🤣😃

Allardyce:
The faction that defeated Tinubu in Lagos State.

No chills🤣🤣🤣🤣

mariahAngel:
Malaria can be treated with just drugs, but some people would still prefer injections.

Gbam!

TemplarLandry:
This doesn't look good for our democracy.

Do we have one before?

ImmaculateJOE:
No lies..

In my home community, every registered member, whether home or abroad pays N3,600 for security levy annually..
In times past, we contributed to buy transformer to electrify our community, the fencing of our central school was done by us..

A lots of projects that the government (FG, SG & LG) should have done are been carried out by most of southeasterners in their various communities..

Truth..

There is occassional withholding of palm fruit harvest from owners by the community, in other to generate funds to tackle one or two projects.

An average Igbo community is more of an Egalitarian society.

mariahAngel:
For me, I wouldn't mind drugs o, as long as I get to avoid injections. 😰

Between drugs and injections, which can you easily bear?
Share your worst experience taking drugs/injections.

Cc: Nlfpmod

In Nigerian hospital, you cant escape the two..they work like couple.

After injection and drip, them go package 50k drug(Tablets) for you..

Those one you will squeez face and take 🤣🤣🤣🤣Especially arthemeter and lumefatrin based drugs.

Yemike:
No. Check it out

Motorola L6 and L7..

The days of using hack cheats to browse freely.

Zonefree:
Nokia 3310 remains the GOAT of phones.

With Samsung R220...

GOAT of all phones.

Kobicove:
When dem tell am price of baby food and diapers him eye go clear

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Economy go soon do him Taikwando🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ana ezuzu nu

Smart men rushing to Give Hakimi a medal...

When a Mother protects her own.

Some women are just evil..Imagine filing to reap another man sweat.... Two of us go kiss earth good bye be that..

Aguru di na obodo.

mariahAngel:
It's my dialect.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Speechless..

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Better than the drug lord that can't operate twitter

Nawa o...What a hit..🤣🤣🤣

No dulling..

mariahAngel:
Tasty fried sweet potatoes. ✨✨✨

Jisie ike!

hartopher76:
So mane has been the bedrock of liverpool all this while, buth credit has been going to sallah?

Mane is the engine house.

Africa😂😂😂😂😂

This one na APC last card to win Benue, and it worked..

Them never swear am in, he don dey condenm like ortom..🤣🤣🤣

Yeye the smell.

Kriss216:
I think he's eyeing to be a MOD here

Sure..No wonder he took Azzlicking seun and his Mod to a whole new level..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

GenZ moderator go stain Nairaland white...We better stick with stone age lala and Biased mynd

JasonScoolari:
Dede, E don tey oh, where you go hide?

Nna I dey o..

I go hide for my woman bossom...Since Naija no gree move, that one go move..

Kriss216:
Like, you took your shower, wear clothes, put on your shoe, spray perfume and enter studio go snap birthday photos

Nawao. Men are becoming feminine these days and it's bad for humanity.



Birthday blessings to you sha.

Lmao..he gives a sissy vibe sha...

And Azz licking of seun and his old Mods.😂😂😂😂

JasonScoolari:
Mehn, this post long pass NairaBet slip...

I wish you guys all the best.

Kill joy

Bloggers no go see heaven😂😂😂

They will collabo with skit makers to mislead the reading public.