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Politics › Re: Ambode: From Governor-General To Political Orphan - By Temidayo Akinsuyi by MuttleyLaff: 8:52am On Mar 22, 2019
Shelumiel:
Ambode : a good man in cult (APC).
Ambode : A good Person in Cult (APC).
Christianity Etc › Re: No One Has Surpassed The 120yrs Age Limit Set By GOD by MuttleyLaff: 2:10pm On Mar 21, 2019
asalimpo:
your explanation has to researched. If it is false,it will b thrashed with impunity.
For i now,i hav to b watchful nd tread carefully. It's plausible point but could b wrong
and if it isnt false, then you'll eat the humble pie, right?
If you abide by the "Context is king" rule of thumb, you wouldnt need to be watchful and treading carefully. Blessed are they who see things in humble places where other people see nothing.

jcross19:
first according good news interpretation genesis 6:3 says Then the lord said I will not allow PEOPLE TO LIVE FOREVER, they are mortal. from NOW on they will live no longer than hundred and twenty years.
The question you need to ask yourself, is where people ever living forever before this statement.

jcross19:
Now you claimed that the verse was talking about prophecy of the flood by arguing that 120years was the time between when God gave the prophecy to the year the event took place can you please bring out a prove
Oh ye of little faith, yes, I easy, peasy lemon squeezy can bring out a proof.

jcross19:
because the only evidence we deduced from the story was that Noah was 500years when he begat his children in genesis 5: 32 in genesis 7:6 says Noah was 600byears old when the flood came upon the earth so your interpretation is not accurate of 120 years prophecy you claimed but 100years so tell us where is the 20 years addition is coming from.?
If I show you a similar prophecy made by God to another famous figure, but the prophecy was fulfilled with 30 years added to the total years God originally talked about would you then believe, huh?
Education › Re: Covenant University Student Expelled For Drug Use Disrupt Chapel Service by MuttleyLaff: 4:31am On Mar 21, 2019
HigherEd:
Truth is CU can't be liberal as long as Oyedepo is alive. Oyedepo took inspiration from command secondary school as the perfect disciplinarian template for Covenant undergraduate program.
The man is probably just still in shock after that registrar kini.
The thing prolly made him doubt his own sense of judgment that he decided to stay off the uni matters..

But if they push their new found crazy behaviors enough they would regret it, because when hurricane oyedepo hit them people would not call CU a glorified secondary school but a glorified primary school.
Prophet in shock kẹ? "Ko le jẹbẹ", loosely means "it cant be so, cant be right"

That WhatsApp-chat-leak-gate registrar scandal was akin to sleeping soundly with fire raging under the roof
Health › Re: I'm 18 But My Dick Is Not Growing, Please Help!! I'm Really Depressed by MuttleyLaff:
D44312:
Thanks bro, it's 5 inches erect
Haba Chief, that is the average, more or less now. Didnt you know?
What are you complaining about? You have nothing to worry about now jor.

What would you be contemplating if you are one of the unlucky ones with a micro-peniis then, huh? The size of the peniis is like a nollywood movie, just because its long and a trouser snake, doesnt mean it'll be great and menacing. It's not the length, size or girth of the john thomas that matters, I am sorry, it is how you effectively and satisfyingly used it for your partner in crime.

D44312, if I were you, I'll put more worries in getting and developing dick energy, stamina, staying power, "hemulsion" or juice volume and mastering the Don Juan art of bedroom gymnastics and all, with the tool. Go learn about the female G-sp0ts and how to explore it, then come thank me later
Christianity Etc › Re: No One Has Surpassed The 120yrs Age Limit Set By GOD by MuttleyLaff: 12:49am On Mar 21, 2019
asalimpo:
it's okay. I left the second post instead of editing the first. If i hav to eat my words so be it. I'll research what u said. I'm just seeing it tht way , i'm sure most ppl here r just seeing tht interpretation so today.
I am quite sure, you know that old ways, dont open new doors. We close some "interpretation" doors though, not because of inadequacy, incapabilities, ego or arrogance, but simply because we realise and get to know, they're misinterpretations and actually are red herrings, leading nowhere positive.
Health › Re: I'm 18 But My Dick Is Not Growing, Please Help!! I'm Really Depressed by MuttleyLaff: 11:58pm On Mar 20, 2019
D44312:
Bro you may think it's funny, but only if you know what I'm passing through cry cry
What are you passing through? What is your dick size when limp sef?

For all you know, you are a grower and not a shower, besides, its not about the size of the tool, but it's about how you use and very cleverly scintillate with the tool. As a matter of fact, for both sexes, its about how to work it, about how to work the bumbum, what your mama and/or how to work the tool what your papa gave you

Just this month, Belgian-Israeli billionaire diamond trader Ehud Arye Laniad's pursuit of a dick enlargement ended in his death. The 65-year-old billionaire died of a heart attack while undergoing the surgery
Christianity Etc › Re: No One Has Surpassed The 120yrs Age Limit Set By GOD by MuttleyLaff: 9:50pm On Mar 20, 2019
asalimpo:
So God, prophesied the destruction of man by flood in Eden! Is that how you reason? And you deduced all tht from a verse that says his (man's) days (lifespan) shall be 120 yrs! Please that's too long a stretch. The typical interpretation is more logical and plausible.
Did not God prophesy the victory at Golgotta or Calvary in Eden 4000 years earlier huh?
I doubt you are familiar and ever at all know about the "Methuselah genealogy flood prophecy".
I doubt you remember that Context is King" should be the first thing every believer should learn and abide by, as soon as they start reading the Bible, huh?. Why not do the numbers now? Do your Mathematics or Arithmetic from the age Noah is recorded to have given birth to his kids and to his age, when the flood happened, to roughly find out how many spanned years that was, huh?

asalimpo:
God sent the flood in judgement because mankind had become wicked and depraved. Not that he planned to do so 120yrs after Eden.
You this man, you find it very hard being in the wrong and being corrected when you are. You dont like receiving and/or taking to correction

God is omniscient, He knows the end, right from the beginning, even before beginning starts sef. It would be like thinking that, God didnt beforehand, know that Adam and Eve, would eat of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil

Now who said, 120 years after Eden, do you at all know how many years Adam lived. Adam lived more than 120 years.
Adam lived 930 years old, Seth lived 912 years old, Enosh lived 905 years old, Cainan lived 910 years old, Mahalalel lived 895 years old, Jared lived 962 years old, Enoch lived 365 years old, Methuselah lived 969 years old, Lamech who lived 777 years old became the father of Noah when aged 182 years old. The flood started when Noah was 600 years old and the Genesis 6:3 prophecy was given 120 years earlier or before that, whichever one you prefer

asalimpo:
your angle looks plausible. I'll hav to research it then. So that verse has two plausible explanations: age of man scaled down or impending doom prophesied. It'll hav to b researched.
I have just seen this, so please dont take however I've typed personal, no offense, insult, disparaging comment(s) is intended
Christianity Etc › Re: No One Has Surpassed The 120yrs Age Limit Set By GOD by MuttleyLaff: 9:01pm On Mar 20, 2019
TVSA:
baba, that was what I said later
If you did, then that's why I always dey gbadun you well well, though you be atheist, your head still deh there gidigba.
Christianity Etc › Re: No One Has Surpassed The 120yrs Age Limit Set By GOD by MuttleyLaff: 8:36pm On Mar 20, 2019
OpenYourEyes1:
Humans lived very long life before the flood until this:
"My Spirit will not contend with man forever, for he is mortal; his days will be a hundred and twenty years.” - Genesis 6:3

The only person who allegedly surpassed 120years was 122yrs old woman named Jeanne Calment and this is verifiable (similar claims have to be verifiable) according to wikipedia
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Calment

However there are controversies surrounding the woman's real age. Some scientists believe the real Jeanne Calment died in 1934 and was replaced by her daughter.
Excerpt from Wikipedia on this:

In 2018, Russian gerontologist Valery Novoselov and mathematician Nikolay Zak revived the theory that Calment died in 1934 and her daughter Yvonne, born in 1898, assumed her mother's official identity. [17] A Russian scientific journal rejected Zak's paper as being too informal, as did the bioRxiv preprint repository, and Zak published it instead on
ResearchGate , a social networking site for scientists and researchers. [5] The theory attracted widespread media attention around 30 December 2018 after postings by gerontology blogger Yuri Deigin went viral. [28][29]
[30][31] In January 2019, Zak's paper was accepted for publication in the journal Rejuvenation Research . [4]
Belgian demographer Michel Poulain said that although Zak's paper was detailed and made a good case, Jean-Marie Robine, one of two validators of Calment, said that she had correctly answered questions about things that her daughter could not have known. [32][33] Robine also dismissed the idea that the residents of Arles could have been duped by the switch. [33][34] Michel Allard, the second doctor who helped verify Calment's records, said that the team had considered the identity switch theory while Jeanne was still alive because she looked younger than her daughter in photographs, but similar discrepancies in the rates of aging are commonly found in families with centenarian members.
TVSA:
People lived beyond that in the bible. It was probably misinterpreted

Numbers 33:39 KJV
And Aaron was an hundred and twenty and three years old when he died in mount Hor.

Genesis 35:28 (NKJV)
28 Now the days of Isaac were one hundred and eighty years.

Genesis 25:7 NKJV
7 This is the sum of the years of Abraham’s life which he lived: one hundred and seventy-five years

Genesis 47:9 KJV
And Jacob said unto Pharaoh, The days of the years of my pilgrimage are an hundred and thirty years: few and evil have the days of the years of my life been, and have not attained unto the days of the years of the life of my fathers in the days of their pilgrimage.
OpenYourEyes1:
I don't think it was a misinterpretion. People lived way long before the flood. It is not a coincidence that after GOD's pronouncement human lifespan began to shrink to this day

I was aware of those lifespan you posted before posting this. I saw alot of online argument for and against that part of the Bible.

I is clear that human lifespan began to shrink after GOD made the pronouncement. The pronouncement was probably for most of humans — more than 99% of humans do not surpass the limit.
asalimpo:
you hav to restrict your sample to post flood people.
asalimpo:
I think the verse is a rough range rather than an absolute limit.
I believe that with advances in modern medicine may may surpass that mark but i think man with exceed it by very far. Not up to 200yrs i think but 150yrs should b doable.
asalimpo:
So the bible is lying and your logic is right? Suit yourself. If the years were so much as wrong, critics would hav pointed it out long ago. Jesus also didnt walk on water right? That's a fable.
"And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years."
- Genesis 6:3

You guys are you all lying down facing the same direction false conclusion sha. Where did you all see and read in Genesis 6:3 that God was setting a lifespan limit per se, huh? How come you all dont recognise that the 120 years in Genesis 6:3 has nothing to do with setting life expectancy limit per se, at all, huh? People just like regurgitating stomached bullshits shoved down their throats by erring and ill-informed persons, pastors, teachers, friends etcetera

Genesis 6:3, is just another prophecy, similar to the Methuselah genealogy flood prophecy, but a better flavour, which this time, is homing in, on the exact time when the flood will happen, which for crying out loud, is 120 years time. So pack in all those your jagbajantis kicking penality to throw in nonsense please
Christianity Etc › Re: Will It Be Moral To Make Clones For Organ Harvesting? by MuttleyLaff: 7:45pm On Mar 20, 2019
budaatum:
Morality is in the eye of the beholder unless you want to impose some heavenly godly morals on everyone. Most have abandoned that idea so they impose laws instead to guide morals. But even laws have their limitations so the wiser add education to it too to guide your morals, and prison if you break the law.

Can I ask you questions?
Why are you so uncivil? Why do you think your opinion is any more less puerile to anyone else's?
Are you well in the head?
I'm just wondering johnydon22 because I can't quite recall you being this way except of very recent!
MuttleyLaff:
Watch your tongue and take some lessons on how to construct your posts with manners, you cheeky young upstart

Good that you're beginning to know your place and worth but I'll let you squirm a bit more before I do
johnydon22:
hahahahahahaha ok sir oya cheesy
Except of very recent indeed almost 4 years ago by johnydon22(m): 1:15pm On Jun 20, 2015
Christianity Etc › Re: Question About Samson by MuttleyLaff: 8:35am On Mar 20, 2019
asalimpo:
i mentioned adam.
It is true, it is a dumb-asrse thing to do, but just as I said earlier, Adam case was a matter of misplaced loyalty to his wife, instead to God and a case of not taking his responsiblity seriously about not letting anyone eat off the the tree

asalimpo:
Lamech, onan dont qualify. Lot , cain dont. Cain was driven by jealousy. Lot nd onan nd lamech were driven by self interest. Their acts were not dumb nor even spectacularly so.
Lamech qualified to be a dumb-arse for being greedy enough to marry two women and thereby making a precedent.

Onan, is a big dumb-arse, looking for free pussy but not wanting the responsibility that comes with it. Who does that, if not a dumb-arse?

Lot, too, for not realising the grass is always greener on the other side because of the bullshit and crap beneath it

Cain, who kills their brother by jealousy, if not because being a dumb-arse, especially if already warned by God
Christianity Etc › Re: Question About Samson by MuttleyLaff: 8:03am On Mar 20, 2019
burnaboss:
Samson in the Bible committed Suicide, True or False?
False
It's like asking Jesus committed suicide, True or False?


TVSA:
Samson was the greatest dumba$$ in the bible
asalimpo:
this is not true
TVSA:
who is it then?
asalimpo:

i dont think we can objectively elect the winner but contenders for the spot could be:

1) Jeroboam-
Was promised the Kingdom by God with all the gravy and source God usually piles on His blessing and the usual Caveats. Well, Jero blew it. God isreal str8 into idolatry. He is always mentioned as the one who led isreal into idolatry afterwards.

2) Esau- sold his birthright for food! Now that's dumb.

3) Eli's sons:
- just wrecked their lives over sx nd money. Brought wreckage on isreal. Judgemnt on their family line.
4) Saul:
saul's sh*tuation was tragic. He kept making series of blunders right up till the day he died. His pride was three much.
His trying to kill david was ultra dumb even after david showed him that he,saul, could have been killed by cutting a piece of saul's robe, @Saul kept trying. Saul was fighting God. David had already been chosen by God- did he think he'd win?

5) Adam:
standing besides the wife while she got tempted and then participating,willfully in d act of sin? The bible says He wasnt tempted. He knew what he was doing. When he was bf God- he blamed God for everything because God gave him a wife.

6) Nabal:
Almost got himself killed for running his mouth.
His wife saved him.
How can you leave out Cain, the brother club his own flesh and blood brother, without provocation to death.

Lamech, first, to have two women has wives.

Onan, and his pulling out trick

Lot, for not realising the grass is always greener on the other side because of the bullshit and crap beneath it

Pharaoh, for enslaving an innocent whole nation of over 3 million people and refusing to let go.

Judas, for betraying Jesus for 30 pieces of silver coins.

As for Adam, that was just misplaced loyalty and not taking responsibility seriously.
Christianity Etc › Re: At Some Point I Wonder If God Truly Exist ���� by MuttleyLaff:
adeniyi4real201:
At some point I wonder if God truly exist.
No matter the inexplicable difficult, unpleasant and/or embarrassing situation we unfortunately might find ourselves in God exists

adeniyi4real201:
Why the evil doers succeed in life and even mostly go unpunished for the evil doing whereas the innocent suffer and find life very difficult.
"1Don’t be angry because of those who do evil, do not be jealous because of those who commit iniquity.
2Indeed, they soon will wither like grass, and like green herbs they will fade away.
"
- Psalms 37:1-2

adeniyi4real201:
A case study of A dearly father who is an easy going, gentleman to the call but has been down in sickness for more than two years now. The man pray every minutes even while managing eating he still pray and he's a member of one of the Gospel church.
He has been to almost different places (Hospitals, churches, mosque, and traditional) for solution before finally give up on going around for solution because of frustration and effortless with lots of money wasted.
This and others left me with the following questions;
•••Does it mean God doesn't answer prayers
Answering is one thing, whilst accepting, receiving and/or collecting is another thing.

adeniyi4real201:
•••Why will God allow the saint to suffer and even die while watching
"3Not only that, but we also boast in our sufferings, knowing that suffering produces endurance,
4endurance produces character, and character produces hope.
"
- Roman 5:3-4

If God can watch His Son, Jesus suffer at the wicked hands of man and also die a gruesome death, then you can see this isnt anything personal.

Now, it's important to know that suffering is transient and impermanent and that when you suffer, remember that God rewards you upon your patience and endurance, far more that the suffering you were allowed to go through and die from.

adeniyi4real201:
••• If truly God doesn't exist at the end what is going to happen
Make no mistake that God doesnt exist because just as night and day exists, God so, does exist. Judgement and recompense is what next is going then to happen

adeniyi4real201:
•••Those who sold religion for us making us to believe in the existence of God what will happen to them
"Therefore, as God's chosen people, holy and dearly loved,
clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and longsuffering.
"
- Colossians 3:12

God is the only and single God among other gods, who is self-existent, compassionate and true. The one religion, that God approves of and takes to be true, pure and which you cant find a fault with, is compassion and/or empathy to others.

It is a travesty that compassion, now seen and known as a noun, used to be a verb. There is a nobility in compassion, a beauty in empathy, and a grace in forgiveness, says Irish writer, John Connolly

It will be pleasing to see people recognising and acknowledging James 1:27, in that the only religion that is true, pure, one that God approves and finds no fault in it, that one should follow fully is to show compassion and/or empathy

It is correct that Christians are taught to practice religion, however James 1:27 provides useful and interesting information on the type of religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless, looking up the meaning of compassion in the dictionary, lets it sink home too

We all accept and agree that religion takes different shapes and forms, has different passions, interest, rituals etcetera. Case in point, Christianity, Hinduism, Islam, Buddhism, New Age, Scientology, Paganism, TAR, etcetera actually are religions. Also, for some, sports, like football or hockey is a religion. For some others, fashion is a religion. Atheism too, funnily enough, as well, is a religion however there is only one true and pure religion, that is faultless. So let's call a spade, a spade, as nobody, not even you alBHAGDADI or anyone else, can find a fault in empathy and/or with compassion.

It is organised religion(s), like for example, Christianity, before any of the loyal opposition atheists latch on to that Karl Marx comment, that is called the opium of the people, and not empathy and/or compassion, that is pure, true and undefiled before God

Compassion cuts right through Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism, New Age, Heathenism, ATR etcetera
Do you, during emergencies, like during immediate risk or danger to health, life, property or environment, ever ask about someone's belief or unbelief first, before offering them help or assistance?
Do you ever first, ask about someone's belief or unbelief before extending your compassion to them, especially when in time of need?
Do you ask them first before helping, if they are a buddist, muslim, atheist or ATR practioner? No, I dont think you or anyone with the right thinking does. That is what we all are expected to do, an act like that is pure, true and you cant fault it. It is the religion that gives the person practising it, a free pass into the kingdom

Yes, the call out for the removal of religion, false religion, is some call that should've happened a long time ago. Just like the word "mouse", the word "religion" too, has changed its meaning from what it originally was. It has changed from when it used to be about benevolence, thoughtful consideration and generosity for other people in need. Its changed from when it used to be associated with the word "compassion". What a travesty, if only, more christians read their bibles, there'd be less christians. You see, having compassion makes you care, lets you become less prejudiced, makes you less extreme, less intense or violent to want to kill, antagonise or fight unjust wars with another, makes you tolerant to others, stops you from imposing and collecting levies from unsuspecting parishioners.

If anyone wants to do religion, then compassion, is the religion, on record, deemed pure and faultless by God

Whatever the front, however it is painted and however you've perceived religion to be,
the truth and fact is, what is fronted as pure and faultless religion in today's world, isnt it.

Religion, that is pure and faultless, is about, not, how regular one prays, is not about regular congregated attendance, is not about religiously and/or regularly and not go miss tithe giving. Religion, that is pure and faultless, is not, about wearing hijab or burka

Even before what the world has become today, a priest & levite (i.e. pastor and "church" worker) in Luke 10:25-37 had slipped up on what pure and faultless religion is. Most are familiar with the story of the traveler, who fell into the dastardly hands of robbers and got stripped of clothing, beaten and left half dead alongside the road. Notice, the pastor or the Daddy G O, Apostle, Prophet or Bishop (i.e. the priest), the choirmaster or usher or church worker (i.e. the Levite) switched off their "compassion, empathy, sympathy, consideration and/or sensitiveness" innate behaviour button. The priest was going down the road the man was left half dead, but when the priest saw the man, he passed by on the other side. So too, the Levite, when the Levite came to same spot and saw him, he passed by him, by crossing on the other side of the road.

Anything less than practising, pure, faultless and undefiled in God's eyes religion, is not true and so thereby is false religion. If it's not compassion centric it is false impure and faulty religion. Freedom from Luke 10:25-37 and any of that kind of other religion is the best thing ever to call for, however freedom from pure and true religion, undefiled in God's eyes, is the worst thing ever, that will happen to humanity. There is only one true and pure religion in the world - untainted Empathy and Compassion, that is what you ought to religiously be doing

adeniyi4real201:
•••Is it just morality to make us live with peace with the others or true religion
It is both, it is morality to live with peace with the others and true religion. If you have compassion, you will live with peace with the others. Living with peace with the others, helping the marginalised, assisting the disadvantaged, aiding any unable to keep the wolf from their doors etcetera is what true religion is all about

adeniyi4real201, I empathise with you and your late dad. I could go on more trying to give answers but will leave at showing you Romans 9:14-21 that states:
14What shall we say then? Is there injustice on God’s part? By no means!
15For he says to Moses, “I will have mercy on whom I have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I have compassion.”
16So then it depends not on human will or exertion,b but on God, who has mercy.
17For the Scripture says to Pharaoh, “For this very purpose I have raised you up, that I might show my power in you, and that my name might be proclaimed in all the earth.”
18So then he has mercy on whomever he wills, and he hardens whomever he wills.
19You will say to me then, “Why does he still find fault? For who can resist his will?”
20But who are you, O man, to answer back to God? Will what is molded say to its molder, “Why have you made me like this?”
21Has the potter no right over the clay, to make out of the same lump one vessel for honorable use and another for dishonorable use?

The bottom line is, God is Sovereign, also many, many, so many lizards are lying down, and until they themselves confide in you, you cant tell which is sick or has belly ache, its dealing with.
Christianity Etc › Re: Even If God Decides To Destroy All Human Beings Right Now, He'd Still Be Perfect by MuttleyLaff:
TVSA:
You are right, only god can slaughter children and still be perfect, because he created them to be destroyed. He can do whatever he wants. No wonder he bleeped Joey's girlfriend without remorse.
Ha-ah madam, did you notice your nose growing? Please explain how and what is it a person gets fairked with. Madam he didn't fairk Mary and besides most importantly to note, He actually sought consent before His power rested and overshadowed her

TVSA:
why are you mad for your God? Is He that helpless that you have to wail for Him? Can't you pull an Elijah on me? if He is living, tell Him to send fire down
Does it grate if anyone is passionate about God? Does it spoil your day? Pulling down an Elijah is the least of what should be in your bucket wish list. Maybe if you prove yourself worthy, of it, He might send down fire, just especially for you a very important person.
Christianity Etc › Re: Will It Be Moral To Make Clones For Organ Harvesting? by MuttleyLaff: 9:31am On Mar 19, 2019
Christianity Etc › Re: Will It Be Moral To Make Clones For Organ Harvesting? by MuttleyLaff:
johnydon22:
Therefore since they are our creations, we hardly owe them any moral obligation innit?
Of course you owe them moral obligation(s) gaffer. These "creations" are not originally yours and neither anyone else from the beginning to start with, you thieving the b-word and your hypocrite hypothetical question. Why not start from scratch huh? If you are that highly intelligent bad arse clever why not find and use your own original ingredients to make human beings with instead of tinkering with, snooping and poking into ready made human beings done by Somebody else huh?

Back on to the thread question. If man can restrain himself, be ethical, responsible and scrupulous, there isn't anything wrong then, with and/or him cloning humans for organ harvesting. This incidentally will just be a far fetched prophecy being fulfilled. Just because the Chinese have successfully cloned monkeys, doesnt mean we human beings, are next.

johnydon22:
For me personally, i think the most important question to this is; Are human clones humans?
The Chinese cloned monkeys are monkeys as far as monkeys are known aren't they? But again, back to your question about whether human clones are human, well simple and objectively clear answer, is capital NO they arent and thats because of an obvious reason
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is What Those Calling For The Removal Of Religion Are Actually Calling For by MuttleyLaff: 9:06am On Mar 18, 2019
Vrengkat:
I modified my previous response, do you have answers for those queries?

Cause I have more ridiculous shit in your bible
Have you now, well repeat the highly intelligent queries here now then, if you arent ashamed or scared of doing so because I have ridiculous bullshit more and stronger than yours to counter yours with.

Vrengkat:
I would rather be ignorant than be dogmatic like you... Ignorance can be cured by learning... And that is what we do everyday... In a way, we are all ignorant
The ultimate ignorance is the rejection of something you know nothing about. Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance, you dont have that ability to know.

Vrengkat:
But a dogma like you can never learn, because even were evidence can be seen, you are too desperate to hold on to ur fallacy
You live in a fools paradise, if you're trying to tag me as dogmatic. Look at this joker, with lots of jokes, he doesnt know jack about me, but still wants to tag me as dogmatist. Upon all you've learned and still trying to learn, by your own admission and confession, you still remain a confirmed and certified dogmatist and/or bigot
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is What Those Calling For The Removal Of Religion Are Actually Calling For by MuttleyLaff: 8:36am On Mar 18, 2019
Vrengkat:
One thing I'm right about is Logic - you have none
Vrengkat:
One thing I'm right about is Logic - you have none( and this is just fact, not an insult)
How you can believe all these, when in the middle of your believe is lie. I pity you because against logic there is no armor like the ignorance(s) that you have. Your logic is the art of going wrong with confidence
Christianity Etc › Re: Are We Truly Not To Obey The Old Testament Laws Anymore? by MuttleyLaff: 10:31pm On Mar 17, 2019
alBHAGDADI:
Look at the way you twisted the scripture to support tattoos. grin

So you mean I can fo sleep with prostitutes as long as I'm doing it for the glory of God?

If you read the entire chapter of the verse you quoted, you will see that it is speaking of eating and drinking. That is the context of the verse. Adding tattoo or anything else to it is falsehood.
Can you clearly see how you really dont understand scripture nor rightly divide the word of truth?

Now please tell me why would you marry or sleep with prostitute(s) when you arent like Hosea told by God to do so, huh?
If you are really that knowledgeable, you would know the word translated as tattoo, is against on the grounds of done for paganistic and for dead people ritualistic purposes

I am fairly quite sure you have inscriptions of some sort your face and at least one out of your parents, grandparents and great grandparents have tribal facial and/or body marks
Christianity Etc › Re: Are We Truly Not To Obey The Old Testament Laws Anymore? by MuttleyLaff: 10:03pm On Mar 17, 2019
alBHAGDADI:
Some parts of the law are obeyed by the gentiles even before they received it e.g the case of not sleeping with one's closest kin. But not all gentiles over such and not all the laws did they obey.
Your attempt to rubbish the point that the law still stands in regards to sleeping with one's kin is so weak. What about the law against tattoos and cuts in the body for the dead? So we can now wear tattoos because Christ died?
Tithe wasn't solely for the Levites. It also served other purposes. But first and foremost, tithe belongs to God, not to the Levites.

Leviticus 27:30
And all the tithe of the land, whether of the seed of the land, or of the fruit of the tree, is the LORD'S: it is holy unto the LORD.

God then gave it to the Levites because they had no inheritance. The priests included.

Numbers 18:21
And, behold, I have given the children of Levi all the tenth in Israel for an inheritance, for their service which they serve, even the service of the tabernacle of the congregation.

It wasn't only for the Levites. God ordered tithes to be given to the strangers fatherless and widows.

Deutoronomy 26:12
When thou hast made an end of tithing all the tithes of thine increase the third year, which is the year of tithing, and hast given it unto the Levite, the stranger, the fatherless, and the widow, that they may eat within thy gates, and be filled;

It also served the purpose of ensuring that there is food in God's house.

Malachai 3:10
Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it .

Since Levites don't exist anymore, does that mean there shouldn't be food in God's house and that the fatherless widows and strangers shouldn't eat?

Yes, we are all priests, but how many of us are into full time ministry? We are all priests in that we can all preach the gospel to unbelievers. But not all of us are ordained to lead a congregation. God specifically gave that task to certain people when he spoke of pastors, evangelists, deacons, ministers. This are all full time priests. How do you expect them to eat when they work full time in the house of God? Is what they do not similar to what the Levites did?

1 Corinthians 9:13-14
13 Do ye not know that they which minister about holy things live of the things of the temple? and they which wait at the altar are partakers with the altar?
14 Even so hath the Lord ordained that they which preach the gospel should live of the gospel.

Those who have the authority to receive your tithe on behalf of God are those who work full time in God's house where the tithe is to be brought
"Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."
- Leviticus 19:28

"Ye are the children of the LORD your God: ye shall not cut yourselves, nor make any baldness between your eyes for the dead."
- Deuteronomy 14:1

"So whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God."
- 1 Corinthians 10:31

Capital YES, if you so decide or choose to and doing it for the glory of God, but of course, its not everybody's cup of tea.
It's not to my liking, for example, so not having it
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is What Those Calling For The Removal Of Religion Are Actually Calling For by MuttleyLaff: 8:56pm On Mar 17, 2019
Vrengkat:
Thanks for the correction
You'll probably do same, if on the other foot, right?

Vrengkat:
I'm also not surprised you support it...
"I am not condoning the alBHAGDADI style or approach..."
by MuttleyLaff: 8:36pm On Mar 17, 2019

condone
- accept (behaviour that is considered morally wrong or offensive).

Are you 110% sure, I supported it?

Vrengkat:
You are a Christian right?
For someone of your level, Christian will do.

Vrengkat:
And just so you know, i am totally right, but the veil of your dogmacy wont permit you to see it
What exactly are you right about, huh please?
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is What Those Calling For The Removal Of Religion Are Actually Calling For by MuttleyLaff: 8:40pm On Mar 17, 2019
TVSA:
so ISIS and boko haram boys are doing the world a favour. Since they are sending people to a better place.
Not necessarily doing the world a favour, but they might inadvertently have being doing some favours and sending people to a better place.
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is What Those Calling For The Removal Of Religion Are Actually Calling For by MuttleyLaff: 8:36pm On Mar 17, 2019
Vrengkat:
Lol... its funny how the Christian keeps insulting the atheist, and the atheist keeps turning the other cheek(irony).

All these insults just makes you sound pathetic... You are strongly defending your imaginary friend (god) cause he has no mouth or hand to defend himself

Now, to the issue, Christianity never stopped slavery... If anything your bible encouraged it, talking about how slaves should obey there masters... The fact that a Christian contributed to the elimination of slavery does not mean Christianity did... Get informed...

Also, execution of witches were not stopped by Christians, say that to your ignorant self, the killings were done by Christians and in the name of Jesus...

And I never said god should have given those people more chance, I said greed drove the isrealite to kill those people, and it had nothing to do with there sins, cause so many religions were practicing human sacrifice, including Egypt as at that time, you god did not see those people to kill to right...

As for the noah story... The whole thing is crap...you believe Noahs small ark took every animals in the world... Animals like pandas left the North, crossed seas to enter a boat in the middle East... What did the Lions eat? Were did the water come from? Were did the water go to? Gain sense!
Also, what about the plants, your bible seems to have forgotten plants are also living, and most can't survive under water for that long..... Also, how comes Egypt was never affected by the global flood? Receive little sense.

Well, i don't expect you to respond, cause it's difficult to defend fallacy... So chow!
I am not condoning the alBHAGDADI style or approach but it has to be said that, you brought this on and/or upon yourself, trying to engage in discussions it is clear you bereft knowledge of. By the way, it is Italian ciao, as in, see you later and not Chinese chow, as in chow mein noodles
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is What Those Calling For The Removal Of Religion Are Actually Calling For by MuttleyLaff: 8:20pm On Mar 17, 2019
TVSA:
when people escape death, they thank god for saving their lives. When people die, they are suddenly in a better place
Are you afraid of death, afraid to die?
When you arent ready or prepared to die before your time, you will thanking God for saving you before your time, from the grim reaper. When people die, they are suddenly in a better place, at least from this cruel world
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is What Those Calling For The Removal Of Religion Are Actually Calling For by MuttleyLaff: 8:14pm On Mar 17, 2019
BeLookingIDIOT:
Any xtian child who dies in a jihadist attack are also being done a favour. Your mindset is worse than that of a terrorist!
It's a cruel world, do you accept and agree?
If you do, then babies born stillbirth in a cruel world or child who dies in a jihadist attack etcetera are being done a favour and spared from the atrocities, lawlessness, excesses and self-gratification of man. Mindset that is objective, not one, worse than that of a terrorist
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is What Those Calling For The Removal Of Religion Are Actually Calling For by MuttleyLaff: 7:50pm On Mar 17, 2019
BeLookingIDIOT:
Yeah,your god wiped them out...including those babies he was trying to save.nigga,you're sick!
Those babies were and/are being done a favour, and they are likely going to be a better place than where you seem to be heading towards if not already facing its direction
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is What Those Calling For The Removal Of Religion Are Actually Calling For by MuttleyLaff: 7:41pm On Mar 17, 2019
alBHAGDADI:
What is this one talking about?
Olodo upon twenty. We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak and type. Please prick your ears, do more listening and reading than talking jau-jau. LISTEN & SILENT are spelled with the same letters, think about it alBHAGDADI, so listen and read and you might learn something new to know what is this one talking about.

alBHAGDADI, I repeat, are you against being called a nigger or not? if not then, please give me permission, to from today henceforth be calling and tagging you a nigger. I await your reply to this at the soonest possible
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is What Those Calling For The Removal Of Religion Are Actually Calling For by MuttleyLaff:
alBHAGDADI:
Had it been you paid attention to that verse in James 1:27, you won't have ended up with this long epistle that attacks Christianity and puts false religions on the same level as it.

James 1:27 not only says religion is helping the fatherless and widows in their time of affliction, it also says religion is keeping oneself unspotted from the world and calling God Father. Only Christianity meets all 4 criterions. Other religions don't call God Father neither are they unspotted from the world. They all conform to worldly standards.

Go and read the OP again. You claim to be against tithe, but now you are clearly against Christianity. This shows that you guys on Nairaland always attacking the doctrine aren't Christians but Satanists who want to see to an end of Christian doctrines
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I just knew you and your knee-jerk reaction modus operandi, that you will skim through the post, hurriedly and fleetingly read it, call it bullshit, rashly and quickly respond like I guessed you'll do.

Listen just do some breathing exercises next time and before ever responding to any of my posts, else, I will drag your humpty dumpty self down from your high horse into waters with undercurrents difficult for you to be in, you arent ready and prepared to swim in, especially without having an inflatable jacket on.

alBHAGDADI, are you against being called a nigger or not? If not then, please give me permission and go ahead, to as from today and henceforth be calling and tagging you a nigger. I await your reply to this at the soonest possible
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is What Those Calling For The Removal Of Religion Are Actually Calling For by MuttleyLaff: 7:02pm On Mar 17, 2019
alBHAGDADI:
The voice against religion is becoming so loud these days to the point that Christians are also falling for the scam. The voice says religion is what is holding mankind down and preventing countries in Africa from developing. They buttress their point on the ills perpetrated by some false religious leaders.

The voice has gotten so loud that some Christians don't object to the call for religion to be done away with. According to them, they don't have a religion but a relationship with God. I hate to burst their bubble but there is no such thing as a relationship with God in the Bible, but you find religion.

Now, if we define religion according to the Bible, we get to actually see what these evil people want exactly when they call for the removal of religion. Read verse below.

James 1:27
Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world.

As seen above,the first thing to point out about religion which is pure and undefiled before God the Father is that it makes you visit the fatherless and widows in their time of affliction. When these evil people call for the removal of religion from a nation, they are simply calling for the fatherless and widows not to be helped at all. This makes mankind lose their humanity. If religion is bad, why is it calling for people to be helped when afflicted?

If you help the helpless, you are only one step closer to loving God and finding him in the religion called Christianity which commands that you love God first and your neighbor.

Matthew 22:36-40 (KJV)
36 Master, which is the great commandment in the law?
37Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.
38 This is the first and great commandment.
39 And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
40 On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.

If you love your neighbor as yourself, you won't want to see them hurt, you will simply help them.

Now, a second thing about religion as defined in the Bible is that a person in a pure and undefiled religion is unspotted from the world. How do you be unspotted from the world? It is by not conforming to the standard of the world. The world today embraces and celebrates same sex unions as if it's not an abomination before God. It encourages abortion and all sorts of wickedness. But Christianity which is a religion unspotted from the world hates all these things and advises it's adherents to also hate and avoid them. Jesus said we shouldn't love the world.

1 John 2:15-17 King James Version (KJV)
15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.
16 For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.
17 And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he that doeth the will of God abideth for ever.

As seen above, those who love the world do not have the love of the Father in them. That's why they have the lust of the flesh, of eyes and pride of life which are of the world. If God is not your Father, then Satan is because he's the god of this Age who has blinded many like your kind and made you conform to the worldly standard today which is preventing you from accepting the gospel of Jesus which will free you.

2 Corinthians 2:44
In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.

The people who call for the end of religion are only voicing out the opinion of their master Satan who wants to kill every Christian who adheres to the pure and undefiled religion called Christianity. They hate that we are the salt and light of the world.

Mathew 5:13-14 KJV
13 Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men.
14 Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid.

They hate that we are the salt and light of the world because we shine light on their evil deeds and make it clear how evil and dark it is. Our presence condemns them because they don't want the light and would rather remain in darkness.

John 3:19
And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.

Our condemnation of their evil deeds e.g homosexuality, abortion, murder etc has made them to hate us so much. If the hate from the world becomes too much, remember the comforting words of Jesus.

John 15:18-27 King James Version (KJV)
18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.
19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.
20 Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.
21 But all these things will they do unto you for my name's sake, because they know not him that sent me.
22 If I had not come and spoken unto them, they had not had sin: but now they have no cloak for their sin.
23 He that hateth me hateth my Father also.

The last verse above says those who hate Jesus also hate God. Guess what else is about them? Their master is Satan who hates with God and Jesus. They will serve as Satan's tool when he wages war against Christians in the end time for loving God and keeping his commandments.

John 14:15 (KJV)
If ye love me, keep my commandments.

Revelations 12:17
And the dragon was wroth with the woman, and went to make war with the remnant of her seed, which keep the commandments of God, and have the testimony of Jesus Christ.

Revelations 13:7
And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.

The call for the removal of religion is a call against Christianity. It is a satanic call as established above. Never succumb to it because it is evil and dangerous. When speaking of religion, I mean the Christian religion which is everything good. If your religion doesn't make you help the fatherless and widows, then that is not a pure and undefiled religion before God. If your religion doesn't see God as a Father, then it isn't a pure and undefiled religion before God and the Father.
"Therefore, as God's chosen people, holy and dearly loved,
clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and longsuffering.
"
- Colossians 3:12

God is the only and single God among other gods, who is self-existent, compassionate and true. The one religion, that God approves of and takes to be true, pure and which you cant find a fault with, is compassion and/or empathy to others.

It is a travesty that compassion, now seen and known as a noun, used to be a verb. There is a nobility in compassion, a beauty in empathy, and a grace in forgiveness, says Irish writer, John Connolly

I am pleased to see that you recognise and acknowledge James 1:27, in that the only religion that is true, pure, one that God approves and finds no fault in it, that one should follow fully is to show compassion and/or empathy

Christians are taught to practice religion, and James 1:27 provides useful and interesting information on the type of religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless, looking up the meaning of compassion in the dictionary, lets it sink home too

We all accept and agree that religion takes different shapes and forms, has different passions, interest, rituals etcetera. Case in point, Christianity, Hinduism, Islam, Buddhism, New Age, Scientology, Paganism, TAR, etcetera actually are religions. Also, for some, sports, like football or hockey is a religion. For some others, fashion is a religion. Atheism too, funnily enough, as well, is a religion however there is only one true and pure religion, that is faultless. So let's call a spade, a spade, as nobody, not even you alBHAGDADI or anyone else, can find a fault in empathy and/or with compassion.

It is organised religion(s), like for example, Christianity, before any of the loyal opposition atheists latch on to that Karl Marx comment, that is called the opium of the people, and not empathy and/or compassion, that is pure, true and undefiled before God

Compassion cuts right through Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism, New Age, Heathenism, ATR etcetera
Do you, during emergencies, like during immediate risk or danger to health, life, property or environment, ever ask about someone's belief or unbelief first, before offering them help or assistance?
Do you ever first, ask about someone's belief or unbelief before extending your compassion to them, especially when in time of need?
Do you ask them first before helping, if they are a buddist, muslim, atheist or ATR practioner? No, I dont think you or anyone with the right thinking does. That is what we all are expected to do, an act like that is pure, true and you cant fault it. It is the religion that gives the person practising it, a free pass into the kingdom

Yes, the call out for the removal of religion, false religion, is some call that should've happened a long time ago. Just like the word "mouse", the word "religion" too, has changed its meaning from what it originally was. It has changed from when it used to be about benevolence, thoughtful consideration and generosity for other people in need. Its changed from when it used to be associated with the word "compassion". What a travesty, if only, more christians read their bibles, there'd be less christians. You see, having compassion makes you care, lets you become less prejudiced, makes you less extreme, less intense or violent to want to kill, antagonise or fight unjust wars with another, makes you tolerant to others, stops you from imposing and collecting levies from unsuspecting parishioners.

If anyone wants to do religion, then compassion, is the religion, on record, deemed pure and faultless by God

Whatever the front, however it is painted and however you've perceived religion to be,
the truth and fact is, what is fronted as pure and faultless religion in today's world, isnt it.

Religion, that is pure and faultless, is about, not, how regular one prays, is not about regular congregated attendance, is not about religiously and/or regularly and not go miss tithe giving. Religion, that is pure and faultless, is not, about wearing hijab or burka

Even before what the world has become today, a priest & levite (i.e. pastor and "church" worker) in Luke 10:25-37 had slipped up on what pure and faultless religion is. Most are familiar with the story of the traveler, who fell into the dastardly hands of robbers and got stripped of clothing, beaten and left half dead alongside the road. Notice, the pastor or the Daddy G O, Apostle, Prophet or Bishop (i.e. the priest), the choirmaster or usher or church worker (i.e. the Levite) switched off their "compassion, empathy, sympathy, consideration and/or sensitiveness" innate behaviour button. The priest was going down the road the man was left half dead, but when the priest saw the man, he passed by on the other side. So too, the Levite, when the Levite came to same spot and saw him, he passed by him, by crossing on the other side of the road.

Anything less than practising, pure, faultless and undefiled in God's eyes religion, is not true and so thereby is false religion. If it's not compassion centric it is false impure and faulty religion. Freedom from Luke 10:25-37 and any of that kind of other religion is the best thing ever to call for, however freedom from pure and true religion, undefiled in God's eyes, is the worst thing ever, that will happen to humanity. There is only one true and pure religion in the world - untainted Empathy and Compassion.

If you like skim through this post and fleetingly read it, or call it bullshit, like I am guessing you'll do
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adekayo1234:
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Yes, are half-sisters, as in, same dad, different mums. Their now late dad, had four wives.
Christianity Etc › Re: King Solomon(the Wisest-fool). by MuttleyLaff: 1:23pm On Mar 17, 2019
Oshi5403:
King Solomon Reigned After King David In Israel For 40years.He Was 20years When He Began To Reign,which Implicitly Means He Died At The Age Of 60years.
King Solomon Started Well.He Built The Temple And Follow The Dictates Of The Law Thoroughly,just Like His Father David.
God Appeared To Him In A Dream,And Asked Him To Request For Anything, and Solomon Requested For Wisdom. God Gave Him Wisdom,and Promised Him Long Live,peace Etc In As Much He Obeys His Commands Fully.
Solomon Enjoyed Peace,respect From All And Sundry Etc In Accordance With The Promise Of God.
But Two Things Destroyed His Reputation Before God Which Made Me Termed Him The Wisest-fool,they Are:
1)he Divided Israel To 12 Tribes,and Commanded Each Tribe To Be Bringing Huge Tributes To Him Every Year,which Was Inconveniencing His Subjects.
2)he Gave Himself To Pleasure By Having 300 Wives And 700 Concubines.

The Two Acts That Killed Him Early Could Be Summarised To Be Selfishness And Pleasure.


Learn From Solomon The Wisest-fool.
"7Then Solomon built an illegal worship site on the hill east of Jerusalem for Chemosh (the disgusting idol of Moab) and for Molech (the disgusting idol of the Ammonites).
8He did these things for each of his foreign wives who burned incense and sacrificed to their gods.
9So the LORD became angry with Solomon because his heart had turned from the LORD God of Israel, who had appeared to him twice.
10God had given him commands about this. [He told him] not to follow other gods. But Solomon did not obey God's command.
11The LORD told Solomon, "Because this is your attitude and you have no respect for my promises or my laws that I commanded you to keep, I will certainly tear the kingdom away from you. I will give it to one of your servants.
12But I will not do it in your lifetime because of your father David. I will tear it away from the hands of your son.
13However, I will not tear the whole kingdom away from you. I will give your son one tribe for my servant David's sake and for the sake of Jerusalem, [the city] that I chose."
"
- 1 Kings 11:7-13

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