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Shelumiel:Ambode : A good Person in Cult (APC). |
asalimpo:and if it isnt false, then you'll eat the humble pie, right? If you abide by the "Context is king" rule of thumb, you wouldnt need to be watchful and treading carefully. Blessed are they who see things in humble places where other people see nothing. jcross19:The question you need to ask yourself, is where people ever living forever before this statement. jcross19:Oh ye of little faith, yes, I easy, peasy lemon squeezy can bring out a proof. jcross19:If I show you a similar prophecy made by God to another famous figure, but the prophecy was fulfilled with 30 years added to the total years God originally talked about would you then believe, huh? |
HigherEd:Prophet in shock kẹ? "Ko le jẹbẹ", loosely means "it cant be so, cant be right" That WhatsApp-chat-leak-gate registrar scandal was akin to sleeping soundly with fire raging under the roof |
D44312:Haba Chief, that is the average, more or less now. Didnt you know? What are you complaining about? You have nothing to worry about now jor. What would you be contemplating if you are one of the unlucky ones with a micro-peniis then, huh? The size of the peniis is like a nollywood movie, just because its long and a trouser snake, doesnt mean it'll be great and menacing. It's not the length, size or girth of the john thomas that matters, I am sorry, it is how you effectively and satisfyingly used it for your partner in crime. D44312, if I were you, I'll put more worries in getting and developing dick energy, stamina, staying power, "hemulsion" or juice volume and mastering the Don Juan art of bedroom gymnastics and all, with the tool. Go learn about the female G-sp0ts and how to explore it, then come thank me later |
asalimpo:I am quite sure, you know that old ways, dont open new doors. We close some "interpretation" doors though, not because of inadequacy, incapabilities, ego or arrogance, but simply because we realise and get to know, they're misinterpretations and actually are red herrings, leading nowhere positive. |
D44312:What are you passing through? What is your dick size when limp sef? For all you know, you are a grower and not a shower, besides, its not about the size of the tool, but it's about how you use and very cleverly scintillate with the tool. As a matter of fact, for both sexes, its about how to work it, about how to work the bumbum, what your mama and/or how to work the tool what your papa gave you Just this month, Belgian-Israeli billionaire diamond trader Ehud Arye Laniad's pursuit of a dick enlargement ended in his death. The 65-year-old billionaire died of a heart attack while undergoing the surgery |
asalimpo:Did not God prophesy the victory at Golgotta or Calvary in Eden 4000 years earlier huh? I doubt you are familiar and ever at all know about the "Methuselah genealogy flood prophecy". I doubt you remember that Context is King" should be the first thing every believer should learn and abide by, as soon as they start reading the Bible, huh?. Why not do the numbers now? Do your Mathematics or Arithmetic from the age Noah is recorded to have given birth to his kids and to his age, when the flood happened, to roughly find out how many spanned years that was, huh? asalimpo:You this man, you find it very hard being in the wrong and being corrected when you are. You dont like receiving and/or taking to correction God is omniscient, He knows the end, right from the beginning, even before beginning starts sef. It would be like thinking that, God didnt beforehand, know that Adam and Eve, would eat of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil Now who said, 120 years after Eden, do you at all know how many years Adam lived. Adam lived more than 120 years. Adam lived 930 years old, Seth lived 912 years old, Enosh lived 905 years old, Cainan lived 910 years old, Mahalalel lived 895 years old, Jared lived 962 years old, Enoch lived 365 years old, Methuselah lived 969 years old, Lamech who lived 777 years old became the father of Noah when aged 182 years old. The flood started when Noah was 600 years old and the Genesis 6:3 prophecy was given 120 years earlier or before that, whichever one you prefer asalimpo:I have just seen this, so please dont take however I've typed personal, no offense, insult, disparaging comment(s) is intended |
TVSA:If you did, then that's why I always dey gbadun you well well, though you be atheist, your head still deh there gidigba. |
OpenYourEyes1: TVSA: OpenYourEyes1: asalimpo: asalimpo: asalimpo:"And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years." - Genesis 6:3 You guys are you all lying down facing the same direction false conclusion sha. Where did you all see and read in Genesis 6:3 that God was setting a lifespan limit per se, huh? How come you all dont recognise that the 120 years in Genesis 6:3 has nothing to do with setting life expectancy limit per se, at all, huh? People just like regurgitating stomached bullshits shoved down their throats by erring and ill-informed persons, pastors, teachers, friends etcetera Genesis 6:3, is just another prophecy, similar to the Methuselah genealogy flood prophecy, but a better flavour, which this time, is homing in, on the exact time when the flood will happen, which for crying out loud, is 120 years time. So pack in all those your jagbajantis kicking penality to throw in nonsense please |
budaatum: MuttleyLaff: johnydon22:Except of very recent indeed almost 4 years ago by johnydon22(m): 1:15pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
asalimpo:It is true, it is a dumb-asrse thing to do, but just as I said earlier, Adam case was a matter of misplaced loyalty to his wife, instead to God and a case of not taking his responsiblity seriously about not letting anyone eat off the the tree asalimpo:Lamech qualified to be a dumb-arse for being greedy enough to marry two women and thereby making a precedent. Onan, is a big dumb-arse, looking for free pussy but not wanting the responsibility that comes with it. Who does that, if not a dumb-arse? Lot, too, for not realising the grass is always greener on the other side because of the bullshit and crap beneath it Cain, who kills their brother by jealousy, if not because being a dumb-arse, especially if already warned by God |
burnaboss:False It's like asking Jesus committed suicide, True or False? TVSA: asalimpo: TVSA: asalimpo:How can you leave out Cain, the brother club his own flesh and blood brother, without provocation to death. Lamech, first, to have two women has wives. Onan, and his pulling out trick Lot, for not realising the grass is always greener on the other side because of the bullshit and crap beneath it Pharaoh, for enslaving an innocent whole nation of over 3 million people and refusing to let go. Judas, for betraying Jesus for 30 pieces of silver coins. As for Adam, that was just misplaced loyalty and not taking responsibility seriously. |
adeniyi4real201:No matter the inexplicable difficult, unpleasant and/or embarrassing situation we unfortunately might find ourselves in God exists adeniyi4real201:"1Don’t be angry because of those who do evil, do not be jealous because of those who commit iniquity. 2Indeed, they soon will wither like grass, and like green herbs they will fade away." - Psalms 37:1-2 adeniyi4real201:Answering is one thing, whilst accepting, receiving and/or collecting is another thing. adeniyi4real201:"3Not only that, but we also boast in our sufferings, knowing that suffering produces endurance, 4endurance produces character, and character produces hope. " - Roman 5:3-4 If God can watch His Son, Jesus suffer at the wicked hands of man and also die a gruesome death, then you can see this isnt anything personal. Now, it's important to know that suffering is transient and impermanent and that when you suffer, remember that God rewards you upon your patience and endurance, far more that the suffering you were allowed to go through and die from. adeniyi4real201:Make no mistake that God doesnt exist because just as night and day exists, God so, does exist. Judgement and recompense is what next is going then to happen adeniyi4real201:"Therefore, as God's chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and longsuffering." - Colossians 3:12 God is the only and single God among other gods, who is self-existent, compassionate and true. The one religion, that God approves of and takes to be true, pure and which you cant find a fault with, is compassion and/or empathy to others. It is a travesty that compassion, now seen and known as a noun, used to be a verb. There is a nobility in compassion, a beauty in empathy, and a grace in forgiveness, says Irish writer, John Connolly It will be pleasing to see people recognising and acknowledging James 1:27, in that the only religion that is true, pure, one that God approves and finds no fault in it, that one should follow fully is to show compassion and/or empathy It is correct that Christians are taught to practice religion, however James 1:27 provides useful and interesting information on the type of religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless, looking up the meaning of compassion in the dictionary, lets it sink home too We all accept and agree that religion takes different shapes and forms, has different passions, interest, rituals etcetera. Case in point, Christianity, Hinduism, Islam, Buddhism, New Age, Scientology, Paganism, TAR, etcetera actually are religions. Also, for some, sports, like football or hockey is a religion. For some others, fashion is a religion. Atheism too, funnily enough, as well, is a religion however there is only one true and pure religion, that is faultless. So let's call a spade, a spade, as nobody, not even you alBHAGDADI or anyone else, can find a fault in empathy and/or with compassion. It is organised religion(s), like for example, Christianity, before any of the loyal opposition atheists latch on to that Karl Marx comment, that is called the opium of the people, and not empathy and/or compassion, that is pure, true and undefiled before God Compassion cuts right through Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism, New Age, Heathenism, ATR etcetera Do you, during emergencies, like during immediate risk or danger to health, life, property or environment, ever ask about someone's belief or unbelief first, before offering them help or assistance? Do you ever first, ask about someone's belief or unbelief before extending your compassion to them, especially when in time of need? Do you ask them first before helping, if they are a buddist, muslim, atheist or ATR practioner? No, I dont think you or anyone with the right thinking does. That is what we all are expected to do, an act like that is pure, true and you cant fault it. It is the religion that gives the person practising it, a free pass into the kingdom Yes, the call out for the removal of religion, false religion, is some call that should've happened a long time ago. Just like the word "mouse", the word "religion" too, has changed its meaning from what it originally was. It has changed from when it used to be about benevolence, thoughtful consideration and generosity for other people in need. Its changed from when it used to be associated with the word "compassion". What a travesty, if only, more christians read their bibles, there'd be less christians. You see, having compassion makes you care, lets you become less prejudiced, makes you less extreme, less intense or violent to want to kill, antagonise or fight unjust wars with another, makes you tolerant to others, stops you from imposing and collecting levies from unsuspecting parishioners. If anyone wants to do religion, then compassion, is the religion, on record, deemed pure and faultless by God Whatever the front, however it is painted and however you've perceived religion to be, the truth and fact is, what is fronted as pure and faultless religion in today's world, isnt it. Religion, that is pure and faultless, is about, not, how regular one prays, is not about regular congregated attendance, is not about religiously and/or regularly and not go miss tithe giving. Religion, that is pure and faultless, is not, about wearing hijab or burka Even before what the world has become today, a priest & levite (i.e. pastor and "church" worker) in Luke 10:25-37 had slipped up on what pure and faultless religion is. Most are familiar with the story of the traveler, who fell into the dastardly hands of robbers and got stripped of clothing, beaten and left half dead alongside the road. Notice, the pastor or the Daddy G O, Apostle, Prophet or Bishop (i.e. the priest), the choirmaster or usher or church worker (i.e. the Levite) switched off their "compassion, empathy, sympathy, consideration and/or sensitiveness" innate behaviour button. The priest was going down the road the man was left half dead, but when the priest saw the man, he passed by on the other side. So too, the Levite, when the Levite came to same spot and saw him, he passed by him, by crossing on the other side of the road. Anything less than practising, pure, faultless and undefiled in God's eyes religion, is not true and so thereby is false religion. If it's not compassion centric it is false impure and faulty religion. Freedom from Luke 10:25-37 and any of that kind of other religion is the best thing ever to call for, however freedom from pure and true religion, undefiled in God's eyes, is the worst thing ever, that will happen to humanity. There is only one true and pure religion in the world - untainted Empathy and Compassion, that is what you ought to religiously be doing adeniyi4real201:It is both, it is morality to live with peace with the others and true religion. If you have compassion, you will live with peace with the others. Living with peace with the others, helping the marginalised, assisting the disadvantaged, aiding any unable to keep the wolf from their doors etcetera is what true religion is all about adeniyi4real201, I empathise with you and your late dad. I could go on more trying to give answers but will leave at showing you Romans 9:14-21 that states: 14What shall we say then? Is there injustice on God’s part? By no means! 15For he says to Moses, “I will have mercy on whom I have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I have compassion.” 16So then it depends not on human will or exertion,b but on God, who has mercy. 17For the Scripture says to Pharaoh, “For this very purpose I have raised you up, that I might show my power in you, and that my name might be proclaimed in all the earth.” 18So then he has mercy on whomever he wills, and he hardens whomever he wills. 19You will say to me then, “Why does he still find fault? For who can resist his will?” 20But who are you, O man, to answer back to God? Will what is molded say to its molder, “Why have you made me like this?” 21Has the potter no right over the clay, to make out of the same lump one vessel for honorable use and another for dishonorable use? The bottom line is, God is Sovereign, also many, many, so many lizards are lying down, and until they themselves confide in you, you cant tell which is sick or has belly ache, its dealing with. |
TVSA:Ha-ah madam, did you notice your nose growing? Please explain how and what is it a person gets fairked with. Madam he didn't fairk Mary and besides most importantly to note, He actually sought consent before His power rested and overshadowed her TVSA:Does it grate if anyone is passionate about God? Does it spoil your day? Pulling down an Elijah is the least of what should be in your bucket wish list. Maybe if you prove yourself worthy, of it, He might send down fire, just especially for you a very important person. |
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johnydon22:Of course you owe them moral obligation(s) gaffer. These "creations" are not originally yours and neither anyone else from the beginning to start with, you thieving the b-word and your hypocrite hypothetical question. Why not start from scratch huh? If you are that highly intelligent bad arse clever why not find and use your own original ingredients to make human beings with instead of tinkering with, snooping and poking into ready made human beings done by Somebody else huh? Back on to the thread question. If man can restrain himself, be ethical, responsible and scrupulous, there isn't anything wrong then, with and/or him cloning humans for organ harvesting. This incidentally will just be a far fetched prophecy being fulfilled. Just because the Chinese have successfully cloned monkeys, doesnt mean we human beings, are next. johnydon22:The Chinese cloned monkeys are monkeys as far as monkeys are known aren't they? But again, back to your question about whether human clones are human, well simple and objectively clear answer, is capital NO they arent and thats because of an obvious reason |
Vrengkat:Have you now, well repeat the highly intelligent queries here now then, if you arent ashamed or scared of doing so because I have ridiculous bullshit more and stronger than yours to counter yours with. Vrengkat:The ultimate ignorance is the rejection of something you know nothing about. Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance, you dont have that ability to know. Vrengkat:You live in a fools paradise, if you're trying to tag me as dogmatic. Look at this joker, with lots of jokes, he doesnt know jack about me, but still wants to tag me as dogmatist. Upon all you've learned and still trying to learn, by your own admission and confession, you still remain a confirmed and certified dogmatist and/or bigot |
Vrengkat: Vrengkat:How you can believe all these, when in the middle of your believe is lie. I pity you because against logic there is no armor like the ignorance(s) that you have. Your logic is the art of going wrong with confidence |
alBHAGDADI:Can you clearly see how you really dont understand scripture nor rightly divide the word of truth? Now please tell me why would you marry or sleep with prostitute(s) when you arent like Hosea told by God to do so, huh? If you are really that knowledgeable, you would know the word translated as tattoo, is against on the grounds of done for paganistic and for dead people ritualistic purposes I am fairly quite sure you have inscriptions of some sort your face and at least one out of your parents, grandparents and great grandparents have tribal facial and/or body marks |
alBHAGDADI:"Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD." - Leviticus 19:28 "Ye are the children of the LORD your God: ye shall not cut yourselves, nor make any baldness between your eyes for the dead." - Deuteronomy 14:1 "So whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God." - 1 Corinthians 10:31 Capital YES, if you so decide or choose to and doing it for the glory of God, but of course, its not everybody's cup of tea. It's not to my liking, for example, so not having it |
Vrengkat:You'll probably do same, if on the other foot, right? Vrengkat:"I am not condoning the alBHAGDADI style or approach..." by MuttleyLaff: 8:36pm On Mar 17, 2019 condone - accept (behaviour that is considered morally wrong or offensive). Are you 110% sure, I supported it? Vrengkat:For someone of your level, Christian will do. Vrengkat:What exactly are you right about, huh please? |
TVSA:Not necessarily doing the world a favour, but they might inadvertently have being doing some favours and sending people to a better place. |
Vrengkat:I am not condoning the alBHAGDADI style or approach but it has to be said that, you brought this on and/or upon yourself, trying to engage in discussions it is clear you bereft knowledge of. By the way, it is Italian ciao, as in, see you later and not Chinese chow, as in chow mein noodles |
TVSA:Are you afraid of death, afraid to die? When you arent ready or prepared to die before your time, you will thanking God for saving you before your time, from the grim reaper. When people die, they are suddenly in a better place, at least from this cruel world |
BeLookingIDIOT:It's a cruel world, do you accept and agree? If you do, then babies born stillbirth in a cruel world or child who dies in a jihadist attack etcetera are being done a favour and spared from the atrocities, lawlessness, excesses and self-gratification of man. Mindset that is objective, not one, worse than that of a terrorist |
BeLookingIDIOT:Those babies were and/are being done a favour, and they are likely going to be a better place than where you seem to be heading towards if not already facing its direction |
alBHAGDADI:Olodo upon twenty. We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak and type. Please prick your ears, do more listening and reading than talking jau-jau. LISTEN & SILENT are spelled with the same letters, think about it alBHAGDADI, so listen and read and you might learn something new to know what is this one talking about. alBHAGDADI, I repeat, are you against being called a nigger or not? if not then, please give me permission, to from today henceforth be calling and tagging you a nigger. I await your reply to this at the soonest possible |
alBHAGDADI:[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img] I just knew you and your knee-jerk reaction modus operandi, that you will skim through the post, hurriedly and fleetingly read it, call it bullshit, rashly and quickly respond like I guessed you'll do. Listen just do some breathing exercises next time and before ever responding to any of my posts, else, I will drag your humpty dumpty self down from your high horse into waters with undercurrents difficult for you to be in, you arent ready and prepared to swim in, especially without having an inflatable jacket on. alBHAGDADI, are you against being called a nigger or not? If not then, please give me permission and go ahead, to as from today and henceforth be calling and tagging you a nigger. I await your reply to this at the soonest possible |
alBHAGDADI:"Therefore, as God's chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and longsuffering." - Colossians 3:12 God is the only and single God among other gods, who is self-existent, compassionate and true. The one religion, that God approves of and takes to be true, pure and which you cant find a fault with, is compassion and/or empathy to others. It is a travesty that compassion, now seen and known as a noun, used to be a verb. There is a nobility in compassion, a beauty in empathy, and a grace in forgiveness, says Irish writer, John Connolly I am pleased to see that you recognise and acknowledge James 1:27, in that the only religion that is true, pure, one that God approves and finds no fault in it, that one should follow fully is to show compassion and/or empathy Christians are taught to practice religion, and James 1:27 provides useful and interesting information on the type of religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless, looking up the meaning of compassion in the dictionary, lets it sink home too We all accept and agree that religion takes different shapes and forms, has different passions, interest, rituals etcetera. Case in point, Christianity, Hinduism, Islam, Buddhism, New Age, Scientology, Paganism, TAR, etcetera actually are religions. Also, for some, sports, like football or hockey is a religion. For some others, fashion is a religion. Atheism too, funnily enough, as well, is a religion however there is only one true and pure religion, that is faultless. So let's call a spade, a spade, as nobody, not even you alBHAGDADI or anyone else, can find a fault in empathy and/or with compassion. It is organised religion(s), like for example, Christianity, before any of the loyal opposition atheists latch on to that Karl Marx comment, that is called the opium of the people, and not empathy and/or compassion, that is pure, true and undefiled before God Compassion cuts right through Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism, New Age, Heathenism, ATR etcetera Do you, during emergencies, like during immediate risk or danger to health, life, property or environment, ever ask about someone's belief or unbelief first, before offering them help or assistance? Do you ever first, ask about someone's belief or unbelief before extending your compassion to them, especially when in time of need? Do you ask them first before helping, if they are a buddist, muslim, atheist or ATR practioner? No, I dont think you or anyone with the right thinking does. That is what we all are expected to do, an act like that is pure, true and you cant fault it. It is the religion that gives the person practising it, a free pass into the kingdom Yes, the call out for the removal of religion, false religion, is some call that should've happened a long time ago. Just like the word "mouse", the word "religion" too, has changed its meaning from what it originally was. It has changed from when it used to be about benevolence, thoughtful consideration and generosity for other people in need. Its changed from when it used to be associated with the word "compassion". What a travesty, if only, more christians read their bibles, there'd be less christians. You see, having compassion makes you care, lets you become less prejudiced, makes you less extreme, less intense or violent to want to kill, antagonise or fight unjust wars with another, makes you tolerant to others, stops you from imposing and collecting levies from unsuspecting parishioners. If anyone wants to do religion, then compassion, is the religion, on record, deemed pure and faultless by God Whatever the front, however it is painted and however you've perceived religion to be, the truth and fact is, what is fronted as pure and faultless religion in today's world, isnt it. Religion, that is pure and faultless, is about, not, how regular one prays, is not about regular congregated attendance, is not about religiously and/or regularly and not go miss tithe giving. Religion, that is pure and faultless, is not, about wearing hijab or burka Even before what the world has become today, a priest & levite (i.e. pastor and "church" worker) in Luke 10:25-37 had slipped up on what pure and faultless religion is. Most are familiar with the story of the traveler, who fell into the dastardly hands of robbers and got stripped of clothing, beaten and left half dead alongside the road. Notice, the pastor or the Daddy G O, Apostle, Prophet or Bishop (i.e. the priest), the choirmaster or usher or church worker (i.e. the Levite) switched off their "compassion, empathy, sympathy, consideration and/or sensitiveness" innate behaviour button. The priest was going down the road the man was left half dead, but when the priest saw the man, he passed by on the other side. So too, the Levite, when the Levite came to same spot and saw him, he passed by him, by crossing on the other side of the road. Anything less than practising, pure, faultless and undefiled in God's eyes religion, is not true and so thereby is false religion. If it's not compassion centric it is false impure and faulty religion. Freedom from Luke 10:25-37 and any of that kind of other religion is the best thing ever to call for, however freedom from pure and true religion, undefiled in God's eyes, is the worst thing ever, that will happen to humanity. There is only one true and pure religion in the world - untainted Empathy and Compassion. If you like skim through this post and fleetingly read it, or call it bullshit, like I am guessing you'll do |
adekayo1234:Yes, are half-sisters, as in, same dad, different mums. Their now late dad, had four wives. |
Oshi5403:"7Then Solomon built an illegal worship site on the hill east of Jerusalem for Chemosh (the disgusting idol of Moab) and for Molech (the disgusting idol of the Ammonites). 8He did these things for each of his foreign wives who burned incense and sacrificed to their gods. 9So the LORD became angry with Solomon because his heart had turned from the LORD God of Israel, who had appeared to him twice. 10God had given him commands about this. [He told him] not to follow other gods. But Solomon did not obey God's command. 11The LORD told Solomon, "Because this is your attitude and you have no respect for my promises or my laws that I commanded you to keep, I will certainly tear the kingdom away from you. I will give it to one of your servants. 12But I will not do it in your lifetime because of your father David. I will tear it away from the hands of your son. 13However, I will not tear the whole kingdom away from you. I will give your son one tribe for my servant David's sake and for the sake of Jerusalem, [the city] that I chose."" - 1 Kings 11:7-13 |
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