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budaatum:In that context, it really means "respect", whether when being a noun or verb, it still, does means respect. We're talking about obedient respect, centering round not wanting to offend, centering round nursing the care or will to to please and comply with given instruction or order People respect lions, by keeping safe distances, not necessarily because of fear, but for knowledge, wisdom & understanding of self preservation People respectfully handle sharp knives blade edges, not because of being scared of knives, but to save oneself from accidentally knifing self Mine was written in ink, not lead. Rubber would be useless, if it was needed |
Illuminatus:I am grateful to you for pasting that link. It reinforces & substantiate the two reasons I gave, for why and how pigs are allowed to be consumed by Christians and whatnot |
budaatum:I completely concur with the first two sentences The third sentence, the consequences with "... lions and ... walking across busy roads with their eyes shut." are self inflicted situations The fourth sentence, I disagree totally with, especially the "... a fear of ones own shadow..." "The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge but fools despise wisdom and instruction," says Proverbs 1:7 "The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding," says Proverbs 9:10 When you lose respect for God, you look at His "thou shall not eat...." instruction with total contempt The third sentence wouldnt have seen the light of day, if the above Proverbs 1:7 and Proverbs 9:10 were still in play. We wouldnt be a lion's dinner, and we'll be walking through closed doors/walls unscathed or have cars on busy roads blitz through us uninjured. Courtesy of grace and glorified bodies |
budaatum:Muttley laughs though not because Muttley is funny but hey bud, please, you too have joined gang, bastardising the best language in the world Was the apostrophe necessary in that remark? Or is it a case of being borne out of an aesthetic pleasure? |
budaatum:C'mon now bud, you make it sound, like as if, fear is intrinsically evil and offensive |
budaatum:I thought its because of Laff in the moniker but alas, Nooooo o, its because I am learning, fast, from the best. You! |
HappyPagan:"And you should not be afraid of those killing the body but not being able to kill the soul. Indeed rather you should fear the One being able to destroy both soul and body in Gehenna." - Matthew 10:28 You have heard that the antichrist is coming, and already many such antichrists have appeared If you have the spirit of power, love and a sound mind, you wouldnt fear the Anti-Christ(s) budaatum:You wouldnt fear the antichrist, if you have power, love and a sound mind The emboldened are facts. It wasnt as if warnings weren't given It is important that human beings take warnings seriously "swallowed by a whale" is an odd one out and out of place to be listed along with the emboldened "not living eternally and burning in hell" is carrot and stick. Nothing wrong in that or is there? |
LordReed:1/ How did the dogs start to bite people? 2/ What means did the dogs come through to bite people and infect them with rabies? 3/ Were the people not warned about dogs, especially the alpha male dog? The scientist is being fair, if he knows the end from the beginning, and so therefore means, the end justifies the means There definitely is a method in the scientist's madness The scientist comes across as someone who knows perfectly well what he is doing, comes across as someone who has everything under control so I would certainly do the same, if I were to be the scientist and knowing everything the scientist knows |
EMEKUSBOY9:"My sheep listen to My voice; I know them, and they follow Me." - John 10:27 "Peter asked, "Ananias, why did you let Satan fill you with the idea that you could deceive the Holy Spirit? You've held back some of the money you received for the land." - Acts 5:3 "Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you." - James 4:7 The thought or voice is real The devil hasnt anything positive to say or speak about As a matter of fact, the devil's is an expert in speaking negative things to someone's heart, most especially when praising God |
fineboynl:"10The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy. I have come that they may have life, and have it in all its fullness. 11I AM, the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep" - John 10:10-11 It was obvious from my post, what my answer to the question is but here is the answer, as you want to hear, loud and clear If it were to be sheep, Jesus wouldnt allow the demons, to enter into them. It will be over Jesus' dead body before the demon will have any chance, if at all, to get into the sheep |
fineboynl:Eating pig will not make anyone spiritually unclean The reason you should not eat pig, is if you're unsure of whether or not, the pig has been tested for health hazards like trichinella etcetera What you going to say to Naijas that eat dogs, catfish, bushmeats, lobsters, shrimp, crab soup, rabbits etcetera? |
fineboynl:"And the pig, though it has a divided hoof, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you." - Leviticus 11:7 "And you may not eat the pig. It has split hooves but does not chew the cud, so it is ceremonially unclean for you. You may not eat the meat of these animals or even touch their carcasses." - Deuteronomy 14:8 The demons wouldnt ever ask to be allowed/sent into the sheep's because they know the word, know the bible Like attracts like, demons are unclean spirits, so they were naturally attracted to the conveniently nearby herd of pigs, that are known for being unclean Pigs (i.e. bacon, sausage, pork belly, pork scratchings, spare ribs etcetera) are allowed to be consumed by Christians and whatnot because of the following reasons: 1/ Biblical food laws for religious reasons are no longer required 2/ Food Hygiene Regulations, Food Safety Act and Food Standards Agency protects consumers from getting access to food that is unsafe to eat and/or that is harmful to human health |
solite3:Dont twist and misrepresent what I wrote. I replied that: "There are a lot of other things that are a perversion of God's order For example, man eating the fruit off the ToKoG&E is a perversion of God's order." and that was, in response to you saying: "homosexuality is a perversion of God's order" solite3:ToKoG&E means Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil Oh c'mon now, "man eating the fruit off the..." is a dead giveaway to what ToKoG&E is. solite3:You can call and/or address me "Mr" whatever suits your fancy Justice, the absence of it, is why it bothers me so much The prejudice against people in same sex relationships, that is especially in a way, very unfair, is why I am bothered solite3:I call you out I call you out, the one behaving as if, he doesnt fart and when he farts, his fart doesnt smell I know you love your catfish delicacies, know you love your lobsters, know you love your shrimps, know you love your crab soups, know you love your snake soups, know you love your bushmeats Should I throw in rabbit, also for you? Now tell, solite3, are any of the lot above, abomination enough for you, and so, not to eat? What an irony. Can you see now, the double standard? What of times when your partner puts on your chequered shirt or boxer shorts? Oops, look at what Deuteronomy 22:5 says about that. Tut-tut-tut. solite3, the point here, is that we often throw words about, without understanding them, just like you've just displayed and unwittingly use them in our typical relaxed unconcerned and prejudiced attitude, all to enforce all kinds of discrimination. solite3:I am again giving you a chance to tell. Here comes another opportunity. Why not tell. Please dont squander it 1/ What is wickedness in a consenting adults, having a faithful, committed, honest, loving, lasting that's life-long and loyal same-sex relationship? 2/ When, where and how does even nature abhor it? solite3:After we've pushed out the facts and truth, then you can air your opinions and argue your ignorances I am very grateful to you for defining abomination. It shows you understand what the word abomination means in toto This means, if you really know your bible well and are sure of what you've been writing about, then to answer these two simple and easy questions, should be a walkover as easy as reciting A, B, C piece of cake matter Please dont duck the questions, like as if you want to have the reputation for dodging questions. 1/ To whom, does the bible say, bestiality is an abomination to? 2/ On to Whom, does the bible say, the acts in Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13 are an abomination to? 3/ What does the original word (i.e. toevah) translated as "abomination" means and in what context is it, used with Leviticus 18:22 & Leviticus 20:13? solite3:solite3? solite3? solite3? How many times did I call your name? OK, now solite3, explain how and why consenting adults, having a faithful, committed, honest, loving, lasting that's life-long and loyal same-sex relationship is vile affection and offensive solite3:You would accept and agree that there was no such thing as woman lying with woman in Old Testament Biblical records Fast forward to New Testament Biblical records, and boom! What have we? Women, now too, are doing the female equivalent of, man lying down with man. Women have joined gang. Left ordinarily being a shrine prostitute, for just men, but now offering the similar service for female patrons too Now if you've all along thought this was about sheer consenting adults, having a faithful, committed, honest, loving, lasting that's life-long and loyal same-sex relationship, then you have been misinformed What happened? Well, as I earlier said, which you arrogantly dismissed as if flimsy is that for your information, Romans 1:18-32, especially verses 24, 26 & 27 is a rehash of Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13 with a twist Paul, with Romans 1:18-32, especially verses 24, 26 & 27, is echoing what happened around when Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13 were given. He then added the twist (i.e. Romans 1:26b: ... for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature) which is, the women too, have joined to be participants in the ongoing "detestable customs practised" solite3:Calm down brother. Calm down. Chill with all this your huffing and puffing What you going to do, if you're living in Ireland, where its prime minister, is in a faithful, committed, honest, loving, lasting that's life-long and loyal same-sex relationship? solite3:God loves consenting adults, having a faithful, committed, honest, loving, lasting that's life-long and loyal same-sex relationship just the way they are. solite3:The most commonly way, people get or transmit venereal diseases like gonorrhoea, HIV etcetera is through indulging in promiscuous sexual behaviors. The above sums up Romans 1:27b. Thats it in a nutshell, no need to twist, nothing to do with twisting brother solite3:Tell, was Sodom and Gomorrah destroyed because they had consenting adults, in faithful, committed, honest, loving, lasting that's life-long and loyal same-sex relationships? Or was it because of something else other than that? Like a custom practised, God finds disturbing? solite3:You do still lie, dont you? Cast your mind back, try and remember. When was the last time you lied solite3? Will you possibly lie today, if not, maybe tomorrow? |
solite3:There are a lot of other things that are a perversion of God's order For example, man eating the fruit off the ToKoG&E is a perversion of God's order. Why have to put this sexual orientation thing on your head like as if you're a shrimp You and your double standard, tell why and how "homosexuality" is wickedness, becomes inexplainably for you to do solite3:You're dropping words, like "perversion" and/or "abomination" to sound big. You dropped and used the word "abomination", like you're well informed to know the context of how the word originally was used If you really know your bible well and are sure of what you're writing about, answer these two simple and easy questions, dont duck them, like I am getting used to you doing. 1/ To whom does the bible say, bestiality is an abomination to? 2/ On to Whom does the bible say, the acts in Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13 are an abomination to? solite3:We live in an abnormal world It is abnormal for a homosexual to be a heterosexual and vice versa If you arent gay, it is abnormal for you to act gay, for one that's gay, it is natural for such act and/or to be gay C'mon, its not that hard to get the gist of Romans 1:27 now Whether you're homosexual or heterosexual, if you're promiscuous, you'll get the clap at least, if not AIDS Commit indecent acts and be prepared to receive the due penalty of the error and foolish deed. That's a guarantee. solite3:You havent a clue what the abomination is all about You should borrow a leaf from your advice. You should calm down, farabale, slowly but loudly read not Romans 1:27 but more, as read Romans 1:18-32 For your information, Romans 1:18-32, especially verses 24, 26 & 27 is a rehash of Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13 where at, Paul, is echoing what happened around when Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13 were given The same abominable practice, that was happening in Canaan, in the Leviticus 18:22 & Leviticus 20:13 times, were still around and happening in and around Rome. Incidentally, the Leviticus 18:22 & Leviticus 20:13 times, Romans 1:24, 26 & 27 times practice, is still very much around, and as far as I know, happening in, at least present day, India As a matter of fact, again, this abomination, this abominable act that happened in Romans 1:24-27 still happens in India |
Donald95:So you dont find that, on the neck hanging amulet resting on the breast area, with someone's smiling pic on it, creepy? It is only someone that's conceited and with big balls, that will allow and have the audacity to have his smiling face used as an amulet cos it allegedly has miraculous powers Donald95:Are you brushing daily? Having Fight Brush up on your Bible with studying it daily then |
BetterPoison:The bible says Jesus came to die. Not to have a woman, not to have a thing for men. God gave Jesus to die for our sins, period. Jesus, confirmed this, at the ninth hour, on the cross at Golgotha, the skull-shaped hill in Jerusalem, when He said "Eli Eli Lama Sabachthani" "Eli Eli Lama Sabachthani" when correctly translated, means: "My God, My God, this is why You kept me" or "My God, My God, this is My destiny" (i.e. I was born to do this) or "My God, My God, this is what You permitted" or "My God, My God, this is what You allowed" |
solite3:How you managed to embroil "homosexuality" into the word wicked used in Genesis 13:13 and then after, single "homosexuality" out, to be wickedness, escapes me. Fill your boots! 1/ What is the wicked in "homosexuality" that made Sodom and Gomorrah to be chosen for destruction? 2/ Where is the wickedness in "homosexuality"? 3/ How does, Genesis 13:13's "But the men of Sodom were wicked and sinners before the LORD exceedingly" equate to say and/or mean "homosexuality"? |
solite3:Sodom and Gomorrah was already designated for destruction, before the city's men lusted after gender same sex as their own. Sodom and Gomorrah was designated for destruction, not because the city's men lusted after gender same sex as their own. Read it up you'll see. |
budaatum:If you want to be defined as a worshipper of God, then your "if God were my god" should be "if God were my God" Please, at least, be consistent. |
LordReed:This is the thing. I never once carried or harboured the fear though. It's a mind thing I never and didn't entertain. |
LordReed:[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img] Boo! Got ya. Scaredy cat We are grown, that's why you sabi get mouth now |
Bossontop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23DSjUvuykk Odunlade be like: Leave dah tin jhur. Na dem dey rush us #IfYouKnowYouKnow If you know, you know |
redditor: I dealt with a guy once who wanted me to take on his road traffic accident PI claim. wiegraf:If at all it works, it wouldnt and/or doesnt work across the Atlantic LordReed: NPComplete:Thank you NPComplete for this response LordReed, the word poem, in the OP was for the unenlightened, used as a euphemism in place of "Ọfọ̀ Asẹ" and/or "Ògèdè" LordReed, you wouldnt, by some chance, heard or know anything about the Fadeyi Oloro, Orisa Bunmi, Esu Kekere etcetera of this world? "Eyi a fi sọwọ ọtun, ọwọ ọtun nii gbe Eyi a fi sọwọ osi, ọwọ osi nii gbe Eyi a ba wi fọgbọ, ni ọgbọ ngbọ Eyi a ba wi fọgba, ni ọgba ngba Ọrọ, ti okete, ba ba, ilẹ sọ, ni ilẹ ngba. Gbogbo ẹyin haters mi oo, awọn ọta mi o, ẹ maa bayi gangan, gbe ori wọle Ẹ pada, si ibi ti, ẹti dede wa. Bẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹẹni mo sọ Emi lo sọ bẹ Kosekose, ni ti, ilakọsẹ. Ko ri bẹ, Ko si se bẹ. Tuo! Ko se bẹ!! (Tuo, is spitting saliva forcibly from the mouth, as a sign of coming to the end and/or highest point of the incantation) Poo! Poo!! Pooo!!! (grande finale sound coming from, three times, tapping charm on floor or any nearby object to end incantation with) Ki Asẹ gun!!!" The above is a snippet sample Told you, for the unenlightened, this can be an experience, scarier than the "Ojuju Calabar" you upandan was mentioning on the other thread #IfYouKnowYouKnow If you know, you know |
TheUbermensch:To start with, you can be and would be held accountable for not being trustful, for not believing Whom warned you and for having total disregard for what you were warned against doing Knuckling down, I am not about making up, what the expression, the Tree of the knowledge of Good and Evil, means. The original word used, instead of Good, in the original text is "Beautiful" and equally, the original word used, instead of Evil, in the original text is "Adversity" Before continuing, are you perchance, familiar with merisms? Merism, is a figure of speech that has a combination of two contrasting words to refer to an entirety and all parts within each of the two words. "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth" is a merism "Good evening ladies and gentlemen" is a merism Well, the Tree of the knowledge of Good and Evil is an expression figure of speech, that too, is a merism. Good, in the context used, is translated from a word, that means and typifies "Beautiful" and Evil, in the context it is used, is translated from a word, that means and typifies "Adversity". So its "Beautiful", as in, everything dandy and good and its "Adversity", as in, every hardship, bad and ugly, difficult or unpleasant situation that possibly can happen. Eating off the tree, will open the eater to experience several of parts of all that's "Beautiful" and all that's "Adversity" Eater will experience and begin to judge between beautiful and adversity. Will begin to tell, begin to see, begin to determine what is good times, what's bad times, what's pretty, what's ugly, what's etcetera Essentially the whole shebang spectrum will unfold into the eater's world. Eating off the Tree of the knowledge of Good and Evil, will open the eater up, to experience several of parts of all that's "Beautiful" and all that's "Adversity" All that's "Adversity", is, as it were, like opening a Pandora Box, of some sort. Adam and Eve, ate the fruit, for the sake of having the experience. Case of, if you've never tasted a bad apple, you would never appreciate a good apple. If you've never put your hand into a fire, you wouldnt fully appreciate a hand that's never being put into a fire No one complains over a defective Microsoft word document(s), when it is the normal.dot file template, its composed from, that's corrupted. The defective Microsoft word documents gets fixed, by repairing the corrupted/damaged normal.dot file template |
LordReed:Shocking you didnt know that is "Ọfọ̀ Asẹ" and/or "Ògèdè" It's simply reciting "Incantation(s)" which are "words of Power" allegedly to gain advantage, favour or an edge Patrons employ it for good and nefarious activities For the unenlightened, this can be an experience, scarier than the "Ojuju Calabar" you upandan was mentioning on the other thread |
budaatum:As many you find that believe it would suffice. The more the merrier. No one, not even Christians, have a monopoly of believing it budaatum:What would be the will of this fictional god? Mind you, the underlined god, in the emboldened, should have it's first letter capitalised and not be a first letter lowercase budaatum:You're right about the assumption, that many think being a Christian and a "child of the most high", are synonymous. Sadly the assumption is wrong, and this all happened from supressing the truth Its similar to being Black and being called a nigger. No matter how much anyone wants to sugar coat the truth, the two are not synonymous It works with the powerful four letters word – "LOVE" Love conquers all and that's why Love encourages us, to do good budaatum:Your conclusion actually is spot on. Spiritually, there are two: Daddy and daddy aka Father and father Not taking the piss, just admittedly, a work in progress mere mortal |
JoannaSedley:Did you read where he calmly and cooly put down "...after all Eve ate "an iPhone"..."? Ingenious. Whats iphone's logo, if not a bitten partly eaten apple JoannaSedley:Yeah, bwahahaha ha. The emboldened, that's very true as well. Kikikikiki ki. |
JoannaSedley:Its an epic write-up, innit. I just had to bang a like on it. Budaatum happens to be one of those, one can always rely upon, to liven up any thread a bit and nine times out of ten, he doesnt fail to deliver or fulfil the hopes |
budaatum:Yes, you will find word that comes from the mouth of God in the Quran, the Bagadavita, Alice in Wonderland, Things Fall Apart, Harry Potter the Asvalayana Sutra, the Sankhayana Sutra and every other word generated by the human being for the advancement of the human being and to the glory of God. I tell you that, if they're to keep quiet, the stones themselves will start shouting. |
budaatum:Every word and that includes what is written in one single book |
budaatum:People do not live by bread alone, but by every word that comes from the mouth of God |
budaatum:https://www.nairaland.com/4685746/beginning-snakes-legs/1#70505642 My apologies. I remember ascribing a like to the above post you impassionately wrote but vaguely thought you mentioned 2000 years and Jesus in it. I must have mistaken you for another. Sorry Also that 2000 years, was meant to be 4000 years budaatum:What are you bleating about now budaatum:For crying out loud. We are gods! Don't you know we are gods? |
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